If someone asked An Youran before, what do you think is the most bitter thing in the world? She must have opened her mouth without thinking about it and replied, "Coolie!" ”。 But after being carried as a sandbag for a long time, she has a deeper understanding of this problem: do not make conclusions based on subjective impressions, and everything must be personally analyzed in depth before the facts can be notarized. So if there is still a chance to answer again, I believe An Youran will cry bitterly and hug the person's thigh and yell sincerely: The life of the sandbag is so bitter!

First of all, the desolation of the internal organs being pressed down to the back is not expressed, and the top-heavy upside-down onion posture alone is enough to make An Youran feel the evil omen of cerebral hemorrhage. The only thing I was glad for was that it was late at night, so that she would not be seen in the embarrassment of her current cloak, otherwise she would be famous in Chaoxi Valley now...... Hum! Tomorrow will definitely usher in an overwhelming saliva frenzy, and she can't be sure that she will buy a piece of tofu and die in anger with her unyielding temperament!

It's a pity that before she was allowed to sigh with tears for her sonorous temperament, she heard a low and neat greeting from behind her: "Master! Startled, An Ran hurriedly turned her head to look, and when she raised her eyes, she clearly heard the sound of heartbreak: But seeing the dark guard kneeling on the ground under the black pressure, although it is not a huge momentum, it can be regarded as a large number of people, and the dozens of people and horses brought into the valley by Li Yan are all counted. Xiao Yue, who hadn't appeared for a long time, also saluted respectfully with two hands wrapped in a strengthened version of zongzi, and those shrewd little eyes still looked at her from time to time from the shadow of the broken hair on her forehead, flashing strange eyes for unknown reasons, only to see An Youran's vest chilling.

Wronged, wronged! Why did you meet this kid when you were the most depressed and unimaged! An Youran's nose was sore, and she almost burst into tears: it is true that her reputation has been ruined very little under the joint efforts of this guy and the old devil, but something is better than nothing, isn't it? So she was brainteased and thought of a way to protect herself. But suddenly remembered that I had seen a bloody eight-o'clock file in my previous life, although the plot and content were not clear at all, a line in it impressed her and agreed with it: Gossip is just a necessity for people to pass the time when they are bored, and you must stay calm when you encounter this kind of thing, otherwise you will be so quick that you will only be more and more black.

In view of the wise saying that film and television works come from life and are higher than life, An Youran decided to fully show his wisdom here. It was she who suddenly raised her head to the sky and cried, holding her head with her hands: "My head, my head!" It hurts...... It hurts! Ah, I can't do it......" Before she could finish speaking, she rolled her eyes and drooped her neck like a dead fish.

Although there was a slight trilling at the beginning of the beginning, it was a little regrettable, but An Youran still admired the five-body performance of a terminally ill and fainting girl vividly. Sure enough, with the sound of a group of gasps in his ears, An Youran was even more embarrassed: See, there is no way to be popular! It's just that fainting caused everyone to worry and sigh. Alas, next time you must not be so perfect, otherwise it is a sin to have a headache, brain fever, a small illness, and a small disaster to make others sad......

Slightly glancing at the unconscious 'patient' on his shoulder, his evil eyes like a demon fairy were faintly bent, Li Yan ignored the convulsive faces of the dark guards who were frightened under An Youran's clumsy acting skills, and commanded in a deep voice, "You are all here to standby, wait for me to come back!" ”

As soon as his words fell, An Youran vaguely felt Li Yan's figure jump, and put himself in a cold place to lie down. After that, I felt that my body seemed to be floating in the clouds, as if I was moving forward in a gentle swaying but not so real, and there was silence all around, so I really couldn't figure it out. Although she was so curious that she didn't dare to risk piercing the self-written and self-directed diorama, she still closed her eyes and did her duty. It wasn't until Li Yan broke the calm that she was released, "How long are you going to pretend?" My Jin Wangfu has never raised idlers, if you are really helpless, I will throw you away now! ”

"Save, saved!" Knowing what he said, An Youran was so frightened that a spirit jumped up, but suddenly felt a stumble under his feet and fell forward. The strange thing is that the ground that was cold and hard when he had just slept became soft at this time, and ...... It is even accompanied by a faint cold fragrance that smells very good?! ”

"Don't eat tomorrow!" The cold voice from below gave a satisfactory answer to all the confusion, "You are so heavy, I am about to be crushed to death by you!" ”

Belch...... The sound sounds familiar...... Quickly raised his eyes and looked at the unknown object that was pressed under his body as a meat pad: there seemed to be thousands of mountains and rivers between his eyebrows, and there seemed to be a brilliant light in his eyes, who else could there be except for the beautiful and indescribable demon?

There seemed to be signs of a loose screw in his head, I don't know if he was hit by this sudden fall or lost his mind by Li Yan's beauty, An leisurely blurted out the words: "Master, you are a little thin, you have no meat on your body, and the cushion is really uncomfortable!" ”

"So what?" The glass-like beautiful eyes pursed, and Li Yan raised his eyebrows and asked, "Do you want to tell me: the reason why you gained weight is to show me that if you eat too much long meat, is it comfortable to hold?" ”

"......" A drop of sweat slid down An leisurely temple, this ...... How exactly is the question answered? Say 'no'? Wouldn't that really be forced to go on a hunger strike tomorrow? Say 'yes'? How do you think about the meaning of throwing into your arms? Under-pumping, under-pumping, how can her under-pumping mouth say such brainless words?! Unexpectedly, he hesitated and hesitated, but the result of thinking about it again and again was to add to the chaos in the chaos, because what she said next was enough to make herself vomit blood and commit suicide by caesarean section, "Master, if you think I am comfortable holding it, can you add food tomorrow?" I want to eat meat! ”

"Well...... this sexy thin lips rose slightly, and the corners of the lips rippled out with a plausible shallow smile, as if the charm of spring water was as enchanting and dazzling. Li Yan really stretched out his arm and hugged An leisurely as he said, "It's really good, it seems that you usually work hard!" I can't complain that the master complained about the sharp reduction in rations in the valley for a while, because of your indispensable contributions. It seems that it is not such a trivial thing to feed you! ”

Fortunately, the evening breeze at night was cool and woke up, and An leisurely blew for a while, and she had recovered a little bit of clarity, she laughed while getting up from Li Yan, "Misunderstanding, misunderstanding." In fact, the amount of food of the minions is average, but the absorption is too good, and the master is really rewarded. ”

She was just about to get up when a large hand pulled her back from her vest and pressed her back into place. Li Yan firmly hugged An Youran, who was constantly struggling, and said without refuting it, "Don't move, this is on the boat, in case the movement is too big and the boat capsizes, are you prepared to feed the fish?" ”

Water has a great deterrent power for An Youran, from the drowning in Jinchi to the recent cliff falling into the river, all of which are in danger, and everything that hangs by a thread is a disaster that is inseparable from water. Hearing Li Yan's words, she couldn't help but shudder, and obediently lay on Li Yan's body and didn't dare to move. But after all, she couldn't change her lively nature, and after a while, she opened her mouth and asked softly, "Master, where are we going on the boat?" ”

Li Yan didn't answer her question when she heard it, so she was silent and said in a silent voice, "You always call me master, what if one day I am not the son of the world?" ”

"Not well!" It was supposed to be a serious topic, but An leisurely listened to it and giggled, "Actually, I really hope that you are not the son of the world!" Because I've been in that King Jin's mansion for so many years, I've never seen you smile, and I've never seen you happy. The age of eighteen has raised the dullness of eighty years old, and the shackles of the son are inevitably too heavy. Do you know? I used to fantasize that if you weren't the son of the world, your martial arts wouldn't be so good, so I would ask Luo Han for a medicine to stun you and take you to a foreign land. Find a place as warm as spring to open a small restaurant, and then put you in it, and you can attract wealth and treasure resources! ”

Confused by his statement, Li Yan asked puzzledly, "You said that you want to open a restaurant, and I don't know how to cook, how can I attract wealth and treasure the source of wealth?" ”

"Stupid!" Maybe it was the cold wind blowing too much that the brain cells were stiffened, or the water vapor on the lake made her brain short-circuit, and An Youran was particularly bold tonight. She glanced at Li Yan with ill intentions, and replied with a smile, "Have you ever heard of a saying called 'beautiful and delicious'?" Naturally, it is to use beautiful men to attract customers! Do you think, if there is a restaurant with a stunning beautiful male town store sitting in it, it will not attract the blood of women in the world? But...... I thought about it afterwards and gave up. ”

Surprisingly, even though An Youran took it as the object of imagination and arranged a strange position randomly, Li Yan was not angry, but asked with great interest, "Why?" ”

As if recalling something, the originally bright and agile eyes suddenly dimmed, and An Youran eased a little before sighing, "First, you are still the prince of the world after all, and my fallacies are just wishful thinking." Secondly, every time I think that if this is the case, you will have to face those women all day long, I somehow don't feel very happy......"

"That's like your answer!" Sitting up straight and putting his forehead against An Youran's forehead, Li Yan could no longer hold back the smile that he had hidden for a long time, and said with a low smile, "How about we have a fair exchange?" You don't have to bother tying me up this time, I'm just going with you. But you have to promise me that the restaurant will give up. It is estimated that if you eat the food you cooked, no one can save their lives, and then it will be a big trouble! ”