Huang Sanwa in the village made a fool of herself on a blind date yesterday.

This bromine is big, some people in the village say that Huang San can get a wife, and fry fish with a heart, and some say that although the young man's ears are deaf, but he looks okay, as the saying goes, each flower enters his own eyes, maybe one day he will be taken by the girl? In short, all kinds of discussions flew to Huang Mu's ears, and Huang Mu was angry, and then spoke, he only has the life of being single, and from today on, he will no longer talk about blind dates.

Is this baby really? If it weren't for deafness, why would he be nearly 30 years old and still couldn't find a wife? Suffering? The old women in the village got together and shook their heads when they talked about Huang Sanwa.

Speaking of this Huang Sanwa blind date, there are many jokes.

At the age of 18, Huang Sanwa's first girlfriend entered the house.

There is a custom in the countryside: the first meeting, arranged by the matchmaker, choose a random place, meet, no opinion, and then arrange to meet at the man's house.

This meeting is crucial. The woman's parents and relatives must keep their eyes open, and the man's treatment of others, inappropriate words, and even a little mistake will lead to the failure of this blind date.

Therefore, the Huang family, a week before the woman entered the door, conducted strict training on Huang Sanwa in all aspects. Don't make a fool of yourself on the day of the blind date.

On the day of the blind date, the man and the woman came and sat at three tables.

Because the woman has seen Huang Sanwa, she sees that he is tall, dark-faced, and sincere, so she has no opinion. This time the whole family met. It's just that the woman didn't talk to Huang Sanwa because she was shy. And the man also concealed Huang Sanwa's deafness.

It was March weather and everything seemed to be harmonious. During the banquet, Huang Sanwa also toasted one by one with a red face.

The elder suddenly wanted to test his future son-in-law, and when he raised his glass, he talked about the land.

The old man first raised the land issue.

"Sanwa, your land, how many zhang does one person have!"

"One acre of land per person."

Sanwa was originally deaf, and when his family taught him, he first taught how much land he had, and then how wide the land was.

The elder asked again, "How many acres of land does your family have?" ”

"One acre of thin land"

The old man understands that he dares to love this as a deaf baby. immediately put down the dishes and chopsticks, whispered a few words to his wife, and his wife whispered a few words to the matchmaker, and the whole banquet was cold.

Huang's mother knew that her son was deaf, and her whole body softened, and a sharp gaze fell on her son's face, Huang Sanwa saw that the situation was not good, put down the wine glass, and planted her head on the bed, crying and laughing, and the guests were frightened.

The end of the woman's sword pointed at the matchmaker: "You can also introduce us to a fool, do you want to harm my daughter?" Hmph" The matchmaker's chrysanthemum face can no longer smile, "It's the man who has hidden the truth, you can't blame me!" ”

The banquet is not over, but this blind date is over.

Huang Sanwa also fell asleep for three days and three nights for a woman she had just met.

Huang Mu was fascinated by the soybean-sized oil lamp at night: "If the third baby can't find a wife, what will he do after I return to my 100-year birthday?" No, no matter how much money you spend, you have to find one for him. Huang's mother is a very good woman, she spent money to invite the matchmaker to a meal, and the blind date was arranged again.

This time, only two women came, and the woman called the man brother. And the woman was very simple, and she didn't ask questions, so she was so happy that Huang Sanwa accompanied the woman's eldest brother to call out for a short time, and poured a lot of wine, and finally couldn't support it and fell into bed.

After eating, the matchmaker asked the woman if she had any opinions? The woman replied shyly: "My brother has the final say." "Huang Sanwa doesn't need to ask, naturally she has no opinion.

Huang's mother muttered to the matchmaker for a while, and the matchmaker said happily: "I see that both sides have no opinion, and this matter is settled." After speaking, his eyes looked at Huang Mu. Huang's mother smiled and took out a red ticket from her bag, and handed it to the matchmaker very carefully, and the matchmaker smiled and then handed it to the woman, who took it shyly, folded it, and put it in her trouser pocket.

When the elder brother saw that the money was collected, he spoke: "Let's go back and see a good day, and then invite you to come to the house to play ha." ”

"Want, get." Huang Mu looked at the woman and was full of joy.

Seeing the woman away, Huang's mother had some idle things with the matchmaker before returning to the house.

As soon as he sat down, an old watch from afar came over and paused: "I think those two people are so familiar, oh, by the way, the bachelor in our village also talked about this woman last time, cousin-in-law, wow, you were fooled!" ”

It turned out that this was a couple who specialized in cheating marriages. Women pretend to be blind dates, and men pretend to be family members.

When Huang Mu heard this, she wanted to die, and a hundred-yuan bill was lost, but she couldn't afford to lose this person in front of people! It's all my fault, I think my daughter-in-law is crazy.

This blind date is yellow again, and it still leaves a laughing stock in the village. Huang's mother really felt that she was not confident enough, and she didn't dare to let the girl into the house easily, for fear that Huang Sanwa's deafness would be a goof, and in the end, the chicken would fly and the eggs would be beaten.

In this way, Huang San will be 30 years old. Huang Mu is not in a hurry on the surface, which can be seen from her hair. People in their 50s have more than half of their hair white. Although they are worried about this matter openly and secretly, even if they are married for the second time. But over the years, I haven't seen a single one in the second marriage.

Huang's mother was a little desperate about the blind date of the three babies, and after thinking twice, she decided to save some money for the three babies, so as not to suffer the doll after her 100-year birthday.

Make a plan, Huang's mother is not in a hurry, although there is also a matchmaker who comes to propose, she has to go to see it first, but the other party thinks, what is good about you as an old woman? No, and then the matchmaker didn't come to the door. It has been consumed until now.

The mountains and rivers are now doubtful, and the willows and flowers are bright and another village. This poem seems to have been written for Huang San.

A woman in the village, three years older than Huang Sanwa, has two sons. Because her husband did not return all the year round, she sued on her own and was ready to leave.

Huang Mu was the first to get the news. She felt that the opportunity to please her daughter-in-law had come. immediately dressed up, went to the woman's house with a pound of paper fructose, and Mao recommended himself and pushed his son Huang Sanwa out. And said to the woman in her heart: "In this life, I can't live with Huang San the most, the doll took a bath when she was a child, and the water got into her ears, because she was busy earning centimeters, she didn't care about the child, and when she found out, her ears were deaf." To this day, the doll is still a bachelor. I feel very sorry for the child. ”

"If a woman doesn't dislike it, she is willing to give them all her savings, even if it is for the living expenses of the two children."

These words made the woman feel warm. has been in her mother-in-law's house for 10 years, and the doll is about to graduate from primary school, and the mother-in-law's family has not a word of warmth, and the woman promised to consider it.

Huang Mu observed the words and looked at the feelings, and had a few chances of winning in her heart. began to walk around every day, and when she met the scene, she bought 2 catties of lean meat to send, and usually killed a few domestic chickens and ducks to send them, and when the court decided, she also saddled up and followed, and the woman's heart soon favored her.

Half a year later, the verdict came down, and the two children followed the woman. Huang's mother didn't say a word, and immediately took a family of three to the market to buy a new set of clothes for each of them, and then arranged for her son to go home on a blind date.

Huang San has any vision for marriage, I don't know. But he gladly accepted his mother's arrangement. In this way, the two met and were satisfied, and soon Zhang Luo was happy.

Huang Sanwa's blind date also ended. Huang Mu can speak loudly and loudly again every day, and the people in the village who used to look down on Huang San are now closed. Those who said good things about Huang San came to please the candy to eat, and a courtyard made a fuss again.