"Lao He, this is the last cartload of fruit today, right? Each box is thirty catties, hundreds of boxes in a car, tired into a dog!"

A young man was quickly pushing two boxes of snake fruits up the unloading conveyor belt at a time, and the muscles in his arms swelled with the action of holding and pushing.

The young man had a scar on his chin but looked very delicate, and he was looking at another middle-aged man in the carriage with the same action with a wry smile.

"Well—this is our last train of the night shift today!

This 160 yuan is not easy to earn, every day is like this! If you work in the postal service, you should not come for three days and not come for two days, because you will not be able to marry a daughter-in-law for the rest of your life if you make money like this!

Little Blue Man - You're resting again tomorrow?"

The middle-aged man replied with a kind smile, a little envious when he watched the young man's fast and energetic carrying movements.

"One day off a week, okay?

Mainly feeling a little kidney deficiency lately...... Hey, hey, hey, hey—"

The young "little blue man" is very straightforward, his eyes and eyebrows are jumping up and down, and he looks like a man understands.

"This, you must rest!

Be sure to get a good night's rest!

Hahaha –

I don't have this blessing, the old lady is watching the baby in my hometown......"

The middle-aged man He threw two boxes of snake fruits on the conveyor belt to express his dissatisfaction with reality.

"Why don't you take a look at the people near Mu Yimu and V Yiwei?

You're not that serious—"

"My hard-earned money has raised a baby, don't you believe it?

Now in this world, there is no money - the old ladies in the family will turn the world upside down, do you understand?

You look at this line of big cities, you are discharged from the army and still get this courier to do odd jobs, you are handsome, there is no money - you are long, and no one tastes it......

Hahaha-"

Lao He smiled a little wildly, threw down the last box of fruits, clapped his hands, and walked out of the carriage with his hands behind his back and looking like a worldly master.

"You say so, I'm really going to eat noodles this morning, and see if I dare to green me under my house!

One hundred and sixty oceans are in hand, go back with a bottle of beer.

Lao He, do you want to have two drinks together?"

The young "little blue man" invited while pushing the conveyor belt to recycle.

"No—I'm going to go back to work tonight, I'm not feeling well, and it's the right thing to sleep well during the day!

You remember—when you come over tomorrow night, bring me a pair of gloves for two dollars from you, and we'll need three dollars a pair here, but it's expensive!"

Lao He waved his hand and walked away slowly.

"Remembered!

Whew-

Guest officer, you didn't pay for the goods-

You're leaving!"

The little blue man walked out of the postal express station and was lucky to find a shared bicycle with an electronic lock missing in the grass on the side of the road.

"If you don't ride, you're the king!"

The little blue man stepped onto the shared bicycle and deliberately twisted all the way to ride on the empty sidewalk.

He arrogantly kept ringing the bell, whistling, singing "Wild Waves" from time to time, and walking lonely through the streets and alleys in the first-tier cities with slight dew in the morning and cool sunshine.

Ten minutes later, it was love at first sight inside the restaurant.

"Zhong Ting! Zhong Ting——

The boss's daughter –

The boss's daughter –

Give it to me below!

I'm so proud today!

Twelve bucks!

And a plate of peanuts!

A bottle of beer with a golden gun!"

As soon as the little blue man entered the restaurant, he shouted at the door of the kitchen of the restaurant.

A little jasper-like woman walked out of the kitchen, standing at the table where the little blue man was sitting, staring at this wild young man with hateful eyes!

Seeing that her hateful eyes were completely ineffective against the little blue man, she rolled her eyes, and her voice was sweet and moving: "You're dead—do you really want me down?"

"Say the following, I'm not afraid that you will put poison!

Your breasts are too big, go - don't block me from watching TV, I'm chasing this "I like you when the wind is so sweet"!"

The little blue man was puzzled and sent the restaurant owner's daughter to cook noodles.

"Do you want me to have big breasts?

Do you want to have a girlfriend, do you want to get married and have a baby?"

The boss's daughter, Zhong Tingxing, asked with round eyes.

"I'm poor - don't!

You—what's the situation?"

The little blue man replied categorically, and he felt that what his crush said was meaningful.

"It's not a big deal, I just want to squeeze out a little time to rest, travel, fall in love or something, I'm tired of cooking in this restaurant every day!

I'll tell you: I lied to my dad that I'm pregnant!

I've got someone to blame - that's you!

As a result, my dad was not satisfied, saying that if you don't have a house, a car, no money, and no household registration in a first-tier city, it's not okay to get married!

However, my parents said, "This gene is good!" We can afford to raise it, but we can't get rid of it!

As a result, they didn't allow me to go out to play or anything, and stipulated that I would be separated from my relatives if I went out to play at home or in a restaurant!

Uh-huh-why am I so cheap!

You see—my dad is watching us from the kitchen, and I can ask him not to disturb you!"

- I think we're so acquainted, it's fun to have children, my genes are good, yours are also good, or- you try hard tonight, save me, okay?"

The words spoken by the restaurant owner's daughter were completely inconsistent with the ladylike image of her little jasper, and the little blue man was thrilled to hear it, and felt that the warm and gorgeous spring had come.

"Your plot is a bit complicated!

This routine is a bit of a mother-in-law!

What about your performance - a little exaggerated!

......

And most importantly – I am touched by your dedication!

This—this—one night's hard work won't solve your life's crisis!

Actually-I think "I Like You When the Wind Is So Sweet" is worth watching seriously and studying seriously!

People will have the ability to cross the super gods, and they will torture the baby to death for love!

We—we have to work harder with each other! Be more sober!

Hmmm- I'll think about it before tonight......"

The little blue man expressed his views and attitudes wisely and reservedly.

Seeing that the confession was not successful, she was preached and molested, and the boss's daughter Zhong Ting was so angry that her face was slightly red.

She picked up the disposable chopsticks on the dining table and knocked on the head of the incomprehensible man as if she were coquettish.

She pouted and complained while knocking rhythmically:

"Shoot you—shoot you!

Kill you bachelor!

People like you, don't-

People promise you not to-

Hmph –

Today's meal money doubled - 100 yuan!

Hmph –

You die!

Hmph –

I'm going to sue!"

Seeing this usually ladylike crush so violent, so shameless!

The little blue man was disappointed, the goddess became a resentful woman, and the world was discolored, he angrily grabbed the little hand of the resentful woman, snatched the chopsticks and slapped them on the table, and coaxed angrily:

"I want you—below, hurry!

It's not a hundred yuan to double the price of food, so I'll support you!"

"Rogue scoundrel -

You wait—I want you to remember this hundred dollars for the rest of your life!"

Zhong Ting, the daughter of the restaurant owner, smiled and said in a strange tone, and walked to the kitchen to start working.

"Dad, that kid doesn't admit it!

Not only did they not admit it, but they also did not allow me to be born!

It turns out that he is a minus second generation, and he says that there is no shortage of women-"

Zhong Ting complained to her round-looking father in the kitchen of the restaurant with an aggrieved face.

"If he dares, I'll go out and tear him up!

The rich second generation is amazing, huh?

If Lao Tzu's business is not done today, I will kill him!"

Zhong Ting's father ran away as he spoke, picked up the pot and spoon, and was about to rush out of the kitchen to do an earth-shattering vote.

"Oops-Dad, you wait!

Look at his toned body, the three of you will be properly beaten up when you go up-

I have a way to teach him a lesson!"

Zhong Ting was also afraid that the trouble would be out of control, so she hurriedly grabbed her great father who was pretending.

"What can you do?"

The Great Father quickly and calmly asked.

"This - noodles, boiled with sugar!

Peanuts – vinegar and sesame oil to taste!

Beer – add half of the soy sauce to be strong!

I'm going to feed him with my own hands, and if he doesn't eat it, I'll beat his child, and I'll see if he's human!"

Seeing his daughter Zhong Ting's confident appearance, the great father immediately got on the fairy kitchen and started cooking with infinite creativity.

Ten minutes later, the lady Zhong Ting waited for the little blue man to eat with a small bite of love.

This harmonious scene made the great father in the kitchen teary-eyed, and the father sighed vicissitudes: "This child is too similar to me back then, very manly!"

And the little blue man arrogantly only ate and drank one-tenth of the food, and then dropped a red ticket and ran away.

As he ran, he hid his face and said indignantly: "I want revenge......!

In order to eliminate food - in order to rinse his mouth, the little blue man drank a bottle of 1.5L mineral water, sat on a long stone chair in the community park and closed his eyes to calm down today's happy mood.

There was music playing outside the phone, and it was placed in the breast pocket and gently pressed with your hands.

He remained motionless for a few minutes, enjoying the tiny warmth of the sun shining through the leaves.

A small footstep slowly approached, the pocket suddenly emptied, and the mobile phone pressed under his hand was actually robbed......

"Groove - give me back the death!"

As soon as the little blue man jumped up, the small snatcher in the army came out, and he grabbed the wrist of the arrogant thief who was just about to escape, and snatched back his mobile phone.

This arrogant thief is actually a young man with beautiful eyebrows and bright clothes!

Angrily twisted the arrogant thief's hand and kicked him in the crook of the knee.

The arrogant young man howled in pain, knelt on the ground, pointed to the scar on the little blue man's chin and shouted:

"Someone's coming!

It's ugly!

He wants to hold my hand, and he wants to kiss me—

Vomit......

This damn pervert!

This madman beats people!

Help!

Call the police!

......”

With this shouting and scolding, several young men in the distance rushed over with unusual speed.

Seeing that the situation was not right, the little blue man retched a few times, let go of the thief's hand and ran.

There is a security station at the entrance of the park 200 meters away, and the little blue man plans to go in and hide, he doesn't believe that such a gang of thieves will dare to chase after him.

"Catch him!

Get him!

Catch this damned pervert!

I'll reward you with a thousand dollars!

...... vomit"

The arrogant thief pretended to shout, and chased the little blue man with the gang of thieves.

The little blue man ran into the police station like a gust of wind with strong and powerful long legs.

The gang of thieves chased to the door of the security station, looked at it faintly and then retreated, leaving the little blue man in the security station, and he faced a special service uncle with a shiny face alone.

As soon as the little blue man sat down on the sofa at the reception, the oily face of the special service uncle ordered: "You—stand up! That's for the VIPs!"

The little man stood up incredulously and looked at the special service uncle with a shiny face in confusion.

"You're a foreigner, aren't you? Take out your ID card! Registration and search is a procedure!"

The oily face of the special service uncle had vicious eyes, and he looked at the little blue man majestically.

This is a public security procedure, there is nothing to say, Xiaolanren took out his ID card and handed it over.

"Well, you poor people, you love to mess with trouble when you don't have money!

Who was chasing you just now?"

The oily face of the special service uncle took a photo of his ID and asked while checking his identity information.

"I dare to come into the police station, who do you say they are?"

The little blue man replied a little angrily.

"Oh - no house, no car, no serious job, you have to pay attention to how you look, pay attention to what you do!

What kind of bullshit name are you - Zhu out of the slaughter - pig - out of the bar!

Your mother is a mother—hahaha!"

The oily face of the special service uncle laughed for a while, thinking that he was humorous.

"Bring it—"

The little blue man is no longer going to be angry, such contempt is as common as drinking water in a first-tier city.

He wanted to take his ID card and leave, but the special service uncle with a shiny face sat at the reception desk with his ID card, knocking on the table with his ID card for a while, looking down on his mobile phone, and ignoring it at all.

This is the prestige and power of the secret service, and the little blue man stood awkwardly and watched him swipe his phone.

The oily face of the special service uncle smiled, and the thumb of one hand rhythmically clicked on the mobile phone screen.

Little Blue Man takes a closer look, the live broadcast is high-energy!

It turned out that the two beauties in the mobile phone were PK live broadcast the hot picture of their big breasts hitting the wall to check the authenticity, and the oily face of the special service uncle pointed at the endless bouncing, and the rhythm of the pointing was the rhythm of hitting the wall and bouncing......

The little blue man watched enthusiastically for ten minutes before returning the documents and being sent away.

There was fire in his heart, and the little blue man went straight to the basketball court, and he wanted to use a three-point shot to smash the anger in his heart.

"Hey, little blue man—you're making trouble?

I just saw you come out of the police station!"

An old oily head on a basketball court greets the little blue man.

"I won't do it with your sister - start the game! Whoever loses ten yuan plus a bottle of golden gun will not pour beef beer beer!

I'm going to kill you with a three-pointer!"

The little blue man took a sip and raised his middle finger at the old fritter.

"I'm fucking your sister - 5V5?

The old oily head beckoned friends and swore that he would abuse the vegetables.

"Walk—you! serve—"

When the whistle blew, the little blue man's strong long legs moved, turned left and right, moved and leaped, and slammed a ball into the basket, and the court applauded warmly.

After a game, the little blue man's cunning and strong style of play won the victory.

One person hit eight three-pointers, smashing out the anger in his heart.

Drinking authentic golden gun and beer without pouring cow beer, the little blue man sat on the steps of the basketball court to rest.

A strange child approached him with a schoolbag on his back, intentionally or unintentionally.

This strange kid dangled a lollipop in one hand and a red mahogany sword in the other hand, and shook it back and forth in front of the little blue man a few times, and finally mustered up the courage to ask, "Do you eat candy? Beer with sugar—my dad said it tasted good! I secretly drank it like this!"

"Kid, I just drank beer with soy sauce today, and it tastes even better - do you want to go back and give it a try?"

The little blue man taught earnestly.

"I'll give you this lollipop - in fact, I just need you to sign my homework, my dad is on the construction site these days and won't go home!

And I bought a peerless cheatbook for 20 yuan, you can study and practice with me, you can see - it is the invincible "Divine Dragon Rulai Palm""

The strange child took out an antique secret book from his school bag, and the exquisite appearance made the child have the urge to flip through it.

"Kid, I've been practicing this martial art since I was three years old! If you don't believe me, when you're done, I'll still punch you—

By the way, kid - what's your name?"

The little blue man replied disdainfully, he was curious about what was going on in the minds of children now......

"I am the invincible Jiang Xiaobai, I am a real kung fu - definitely real kung fu!

Only aliens can refine it at the age of three!

You time-traveling alien guy - look at my peachwood sword!

Death—"

The strange child waved the red peachwood sword in response, and slashed at the little blue man with a fierce sword.

A blood-colored world rushed to his face, and the little blue man felt that his soul was frozen in a sea of blood.

(To be continued)