I've only been out for a few days, how did the house become like this?

I stared at Monk Hua with some tears in my eyes, but Monk Hua still looked proud, and boasted to me about how he captured the vicious dog after three hundred rounds of fighting......

"Aren't you a monk? Even dog meat? I said.

Monk Hua clasped his hands together, raised his two thick eyebrows, and said with a righteous face: "In the past, the Buddha cut meat to feed the eagle, and now the evil dog roasts meat to me. ”

"What the ......"

Monk Hua's words made me speechless for a while, I shook my head, fortunately the landlord did not come to check the house in the past few days, otherwise, if the landlord saw the appearance of this house, he would not have to peel my skin.

I took a look at Monk Hua's room, which was completely uninhabitable, so I had to send the sleeping Xiao Yuqi to the room where I slept before.

"Whose girl is this, so good-looking and handsome? It's a pity how did you become a Taoist aunt? Why don't you worship the Buddha with the Buddha-figure? Monk Hua followed behind me, frowning and winking.

I glanced back at the flower monk who was holding a garbage bag in one hand and a bamboo stick in the other hand to poke food scraps into his mouth, and suddenly felt the urge to give him a brick......

After I placed Xiao Yuqi in my room, I quickly closed the door of the room, and then said to Liangpi: "There are only two rooms here, or you will share a room with Monk Hua tonight." ”

"What about you?" Liangpi looked at me and said.

I shrugged my shoulders and said helplessly: "I'm going to have a hard time, just sleep on the sofa, and I'll call someone to come over tomorrow to help clean up the house......"

Liang Pi nodded expressionlessly, and then walked straight to the room that had been demolished by the flower monk.

"That's the deity's dwelling, and no one is allowed to enter it." The flower monk hung the plastic bag around his neck, and held a bamboo stick in his mouth and said with a squint.

I hurriedly covered my nose and started to do ideological work with him, saying that Liangpi is a world-weary child, his heart is very fragile, and he is a poor person who needs care, if Monk Hua can use the Dharma to influence him, maybe he can receive his first apprentice in this world, and then the second, the third, and finally carry him forward, so as to move towards the subversion of the Dharma......

After struggling to speak, Monk Hua looked at me with a touched face, and after a while, he reluctantly took the plastic bag around his neck and handed it to me, saying, "I didn't expect to meet such like-minded people here!" Give it, if you have a bite to eat in the future, you will definitely be divided into half! ”

I glanced at the stinky food scraps in the plastic bag, and forced myself to hold back the tumbling river and sea in my stomach, waving my hand again and again, saying that I was full and wanted to go to bed early......

That night, I slept on the sofa all night, and the two rooms in it were given to Xiao Yuqi to sleep and Liangpi to put flowers on the monk.

Xiao Yuqi's side was quite quiet, but in another room, Monk Hua recited the scriptures to Liangpi from time to time, and several times, I heard the sound of Liangpi drawing his sword inside.

As for whether it caused a bloody disaster later, I don't know very well.

But what I do know is that Monk Hua seems to be imprisoned or how to drop his mana, and his strength has weakened a lot, so Liangpi is inside, and he doesn't have to worry that Monk Hua will forcibly let him pick up soap......

The night passed, and the next morning, when I saw that it was the weekend, I quickly dialed Fang Xue'er, who had not been in contact for a few days.

After hearing my call, Fang Xue'er seemed to be a little excited when she heard that voice.

I told Xue'er on the phone that she should bring some classmates over here to help me clean up......

Fang Xueer asked me what reward I would get if I brought my classmates to help.

I thought about it for a while, and then said to Xue'er on the phone, "What reward do you want?" Why don't you have relatives who go to the crematorium in the future, how about I give you a discount? ”

When my voice fell, Fang Xue'er on the phone couldn't help but spit at me, and then hung up the phone.

But after a while, a text message came to my mobile phone, it was Fang Xueer who asked me how many people I should take with me?

I said I don't need too much, just bring a few who look as beautiful as you, as soon as I said this, Fang Xue'er replied to me with a "==" expression after half a ring, and let me stare at this expression for a long time......

About an hour or two later, there was a knock at the door!

I thought it was Fang Xue'er coming, but as soon as I opened the door, I saw a beautiful woman about twenty-three or four, wearing a sundress, and the small groove on her chest was standing at the door.

"Hello, have you seen my dog?" The pretty woman looked at me for a moment, and then asked lightly.

"Dogs?"

"Well, that's the shepherd dog I just brought back from Germany...... Well, it's white and has a white snare around its neck. "The pretty woman exhales like Landau.

My mind was stunned for a moment, and before I could speak, I saw the voice of the flower monk already coming from behind me.

"Who's out early in the morning? Boy, did you see that bag of food I had left over from last night......"

I looked back sharply and saw that the flower monk behind me was walking out of the room sleepily, and a white neck collar was hanging around his neck.

"I'll you!" I felt like crying for a while.

"Excuse me, do you see my dog?" The beautiful woman outside the door did not see the flower monk, stared at me with a pair of beautiful eyes and asked again.

I quickly stabilized my mind and said, "No, I didn't see your dog, I'm sorry......"

After I finished speaking, I quickly closed the door, just in time, the flower monk behind me had already come over.

"You kid, you're hooking up with pretty women early in the morning?" Monk Hua said to me with a squeezing of his eyebrows, and the two thick eyebrows looked particularly cute.

"Hook up with your sister, people are here to find dogs! Let me ask you, is the dog you roasted and eaten yesterday white? ”

Monk Hua nodded, "It seems that the deity was greedy at the time, so he took care of it and roasted it, and didn't pay attention to the color......"

I hurriedly glanced back at Monk Hua's room, where there were wisps of white dog hair on the ground, and I couldn't help but roll my eyes at him.

"And what about your neck?" I asked.

"Oh, this thing was picked up by the deity on the ground, do you think the deity looks good wearing it?" Monk Hua straightened his neck at me and said.

I glanced at him and looked down for something without saying a word.

"What are you looking for?" The flower monk asked.

"Are there any bricks? I want to knock people! "I'm almost going crazy.

Uncle, what kind of sin did I create in my last life, why did I meet this flower monk?

I glared at Monk Hua and asked, "Let me ask you, didn't you say that the vicious dog who grabbed food from you has no owner?" ”

"yes!"

"Then since you know that the dog has an owner, why did you catch it and roast it?"

"That vicious dog is so fierce and robs the deity's food, and the deity eats it, that is already a great Buddha's grace......"

"Your uncle, now the owner of that dog has come to me, German Shepherd, my brother may not be able to afford a month's salary!"

I was a little tired and didn't love it, and the flower monk stared at me for a long time, and finally said, "Have you been deceived?" That vicious dog is certainly not some kind of shepherd dog! ”

"How do you know?"

"Nonsense, if that vicious dog is really a shepherd dog, then why didn't the deity eat a little bit of mutton when he ate it......

When Monk Hua's voice fell, I only felt my head groggy for a while.

Uncle, why did I pick up such a stupid bird and come back?

I asked Monk Hua to go back to his room to cool his skin, and not to wander around in front of me, and after a while, there was another knock on the door outside the house.

My heart tightened, and my first reaction was to think that the beautiful woman was back.

"I really didn't see your dog here, or ......" I opened the door, and before I could finish speaking, I suddenly found more than one person standing outside the house!

I hurriedly fixed my eyes and took a closer look, and found that Fang Xue'er was leading three or four classmates to stand in front of the door, looking at me with the corners of her mouth slightly raised.

"Eh, that's you? I thought it was that person......"

I hurriedly explained, glanced at Fang Xue'er with my eyes, and found that after not seeing her for a while, this little girl seemed to have grown up a little more.

I saw that Fang Xueer was wearing a pair of pale white denim shorts today, and under the shorts, a pair of long legs as white as milk were exposed.

If you look at the body, you are wearing a white short-sleeved shirt; The simple and clean short-sleeved chest has two more slightly raised small fullness, and at first glance, it looks like a neighbor's little girl.

"Brother Ling Feng, long time no see." Fang Xue'er looked at me with beautiful eyes, with a shallow smile on the corner of her mouth......