133 Trick him, and make the heart happy
"Do you have an appointment? A box or a hall? ”
Feng Lixing walked around the crowded store, but he couldn't find an empty seat, so he asked Forsythia behind him.
Forsythia didn't want to pay attention to him at all, rolled his eyes, and finally Xiaoqiu came up: "This is actually a small restaurant, the consumption is very cheap, but the things are really delicious, so the business is booming, and reservations are not accepted at all, and there are no private rooms." ”
Feng Lixing turned around and swept around again, indeed, the store was full of tables, there were many people, noisy, and the environment was very noisy.
"I'm sorry Mr. Feng, I didn't know that you would have dinner with us today, so I chose such a place." Xiaoqiu explained again.
Feng Lixing is not a rude person, he pursed his lips and smiled: "It's okay, let's find a seat first." ”
A group of people were squeezed around in the narrow aisle for more than ten minutes, and finally squeezed into a small round table.
There are more than a dozen people, and the table is not big, so they have to sit next to each other, and after sitting down, they basically don't even have the distance to spread their arms.
It should be the most embarrassing meal Feng Lixing has had in recent years.
Let's not talk about how bad the dining environment is, but let's talk about what we eat.
The store is called "Spicy Skewer Pot", which sounds quite interesting, but to put it bluntly, each person orders a small bottom pot, and then throws the meat, shrimp, and vegetable skewers you want to eat into it......
This "delicious" thing described in Xiaoqiu's mouth is, to put it bluntly, "spicy hot"!
Five to ten yuan for the bottom of a pot, vegetables for a strand of five cents, meat balls for two yuan a string, seafood is slightly more expensive, on average about four yuan.
In this way, with the addition of beverages and beer, the per capita consumption is about 30-80 yuan.
Then Feng Lixing was wearing the five-digit Italian handmade white shirt on his body, and was squeezed in the middle by a group of twittering women to eat "Malatang" of 30 yuan per capita!
What's even more sad is that Forsythia deliberately ordered a heavy spicy pot base for him in order to retaliate against him.
Like, she remembered that he couldn't eat spicy food.
The waiter quickly brought the bottom of the pot and the skewers to the table.
The already small table top was suddenly stuffed, steaming, and it was almost impossible to see the other person's face.
The small restaurant is full of heat, but Feng Lixing is really not used to it, and he is at a loss for the small pot that is burning hot in front of him.
Forsythia secretly laughed in her heart, and threw a bunch of sausages into his pot, shook it a few times, and then put it on his plate.
"Eat, don't just look at it, it tastes good!"
Feng Lixing saw that Forsythia was eating so happily, so he mustered up the courage to try a piece, but as a result, the entire taste buds were almost numb with spicy after one bite.
He can't be spicy at all.
Feng Lixing was choked by this mouthful of sausage and coughed repeatedly, his face changed, and he looked extremely painful.
Forsythia is happy in my heart! You insist on coming with us for dinner!
In the end, Song Weiyan couldn't look at it, and handed a glass of warm water to Feng Lixing: "Mr. Feng, you don't eat spicy, right?" Hurry up and drink some water, the peppers in this soup are amazing. ”
Feng Lixing drank most of the warm water again and again, and his spicy red face finally faded a little, but he turned his head and stabbed at Forsythia, knowing that this woman was deliberate, deliberately tricking him into eating such a spicy thing.
Forsythia didn't see it, raised his eyebrows, and ate what was on his plate, but his heart was actually beautiful, and he was so happy!
Then the careful Song Weiyan deliberately changed the bottom of the clear soup pot to Feng Lixing.
He took the opportunity to roll up the cuffs of his shirt, sweating profusely, and ripped off the tie at the neckline and unbuttoned it twice.
This is a terrible thing.
The bulging collarbone and looming pectoral muscles are not the kind of exaggerated muscle lines, but just a slight bulge of tight muscles, which can just stretch out the muscles and bones of the shirt, which looks particularly stylish and luxurious.
"God... It's so handsome! ”
"Yes, I've heard people say that he only wears a white shirt, but there are really few men who can wear a white shirt as well as him!"
"Tsk, you can't just look at your face when you look good in clothes, your body is also very important!"
"That's for sure, dressing thin, stripping to show flesh, this is the best standard to describe a man's good figure, I guess he belongs to this kind of thing!"
"Hehe, it should be, you see he has small pectorals, and his shoulder line is wide, oh my God, he's going to drool, do you think there will be a fishman line under him...?"
One by one, they seemed to forget that the man in front of them was their big boss, and began to judge and whisper to Feng Lixing.
Forsythia really wants to sew up such a dead girl's mouth!
Haven't you ever seen a man?
Haven't you ever seen a handsome guy?
One by one, they are so unproductive, their eyes show a "fierce light", and they can't wait to dismantle Feng Lixing into eight pieces and take one piece back with each person!
"Hey, hey, stop chatting, eat!" Forsythia frantically tries to distract them.
Song Weiyan smiled and filled Feng Lixing's cup with warm water.
"Mr. Feng, the bottom of this pot is not spicy, you can try some light vegetables." After speaking, he was very thoughtful to arrange vegetables for Feng Li.
Feng Lixing responded with his mouth, but where did he dare to eat it again, the bite just now was already spicy enough.
But if he doesn't eat, it doesn't mean that he sits there and has nothing to do.
He can watch forsythia eat!
"Director Yu, do you want to skewer shrimp?"
"Good! I love to eat shrimp soaked in the bottom of a spicy pot! Forsythia reached out and was about to take it, but was slapped off by Feng Lixing!
"Can you eat shrimp? Not afraid of itchy wounds on your body at night? ”
"......" made sense, Forsythia pursed her lips and withdrew her hand.
"Then let's eat squid skewers, squid is always okay." Xiaoqiu took another squid for Forsythia.
Feng Lixing grabbed it directly: "Squid is even worse, squid belongs to seafood, and eating it will leave scars!" ”
Your sister!
Forsythia can see that this innocent thing is looking for fault!
"Who said eating seafood would cause scars on wounds? You're lying to kids, aren't you? Didn't you just steam me a grouper the night before? ”
“……”
“……”
The audience was silent, and everyone bit the skewers and lowered their heads...
Emma, that's so informative!
Forsythia hated so much that she made a "hiss" sound in her mouth and gritted her teeth, this thing turned out to have dug a pit and jumped for her.
She deserves to be stupid, and she really jumped!
"Well, the grouper is fine, and besides, you told me that you like fish the most!" Feng Li answered her calmly, as if she was nothing, but after speaking, a ruffian smile appeared on the corner of her mouth, that is, the kind of ruffian who succeeds in bad things.
In the second half, everyone was bored and didn't dare to talk nonsense.
Forsythia is desperately pouring beer, this thing sitting next to her makes her life and death, it is better to get drunk directly.
Forsythia was already a little dizzy when he left.
Feng Lixing helped her all the way to the door of the restaurant, she was still clamoring to say goodbye to everyone, but where did the subordinates dare to stay longer, except for Song Weiyan who came over to say hello to Feng Lixing, everyone else ran away.
Soon there were two people left at the door, Forsythia and Feng Lixing.
The night wind was trembling, she still refused to leave, and raised her hand to say goodbye to the air: "Bye, bye, see you tomorrow, see you tomorrow..."
Feng Lixing couldn't do anything about her, he pressed her hand down and wrapped the windbreaker she was wearing around her.
"They've all taken a taxi and left, what are you still doing here? I'll send you back first! ”
"Don't want it, who wants you to send it! I came by car and I can go back on my own! Forsythia broke free, and he began to jerk the car keys in his bag.
Feng Lixing couldn't cry or laugh, so he held her staggered body with his hand and walked towards the car.
I thought she would make trouble all the way back after drinking too much, but she fell asleep in the car.
The upper body was wrapped in a trench coat and crooked in a leather chair, a few strands of short shaggy hair covered the side of the face, and the tip of the small and erect nose made a slight snoring sound.
At this time, the forsythia has a fatal allure, like a little fox that has been naughty for a day, tired and sleepy, shrunk with full fur and long tail, and falls asleep soundly.
"Really...... You can get so drunk when you drink beer, and the amount of alcohol is so bad, and you always like to beg for alcohol! ”
Feng Lixing looked at her in the interval between driving, smiled to himself, and put his coat on her......
Forsythia was so drunk that it felt as if someone had been holding her, getting out of the car, getting on the elevator, and finally taking off her clothes and stuffing her into the quilt...
She didn't bother to open her eyes, she was sleepy to death, she turned over and fell asleep comfortably.
Why did you wake up again in the end?
Completely woken up by the sound of footsteps in the room and the sound of water in the bathroom!
"Hate, who takes a bath for the most part?"
Forsythia muttered and opened her eyes to see the light in the bathroom that came with her bedroom.
She was so frightened that she sat up from the bed all at once!
How could she sleep back in this room again? This is obviously Feng Lixing's bed!
Forsythia knocked on her swollen head, a little memory, it seemed that they had dinner together, drank a lot of beer, and then he seemed to have drunk a fragment, and he said that he was going to send himself home...
And then what?
Your sister!
Then he brought her into his own house!
Forsythia angrily got out of bed and got dressed, preparing to sneak away while Feng Lixing was taking a bath, but the cat was just about to pass by the bathroom door, and the glass door was removed with a "bang".
It was full of white steam, and Feng Lixing stood in the white mist with a bath towel.
His upper body was naked, and his whole body was covered in undried water.
Forsythia peeked at it and covered her mouth with her hand.
"You... What's going on with you? Why so many disgusting little rashes? After speaking, he subconsciously took a few steps back, with a disgusted expression on his face, as if the man in front of him was a tumor with some bad bacteria.
Feng Lixing also knew that his current appearance was very scary, the rash spread from his neck to his lower abdomen and limbs, densely packed in patches, red, swollen and itchy.
"You don't need to look at me like a monster, I've been allergic to chili peppers since I was a child, and if I eat a little bit, I will get a rash all over my body!" He roughly explained, and casually picked up a pajama to put on.
When he turned around, he saw Forsythia still looking at him with a shocked expression.
"Is this the first time you've heard of this disease? But my mom said that my father was like this when he was alive, so it probably runs in the family..."
Familial inheritance?
Forsythia felt a chill in her back.