Chapter 202: Light Bulbs
"Alas-" Xiao Man sighed deeply, "The week just after Lao Wang's birthday, I didn't ask you to drink, but you guys didn't come out, and my sisters all had something, so I bought wine and went to Lao Wang, when Lao Wang was playing games at home, so we drank and played, and then talked about men and women, and I don't know how to talk about 'sex', I was really drunk at that time, and I don't know who started first...... Later, when I woke up, I found that I was hugging Lao Wang naked, and there was still Lao Wang's slimy thing under me......"
Me: "......"
I was so shocked that I didn't know what to say. ΡΡΡ.(vii) (ix) x.S.ΡΠΎΠΌ The update is so fast.
"I woke up first that day, and I was also confused at the time, and I ran away after getting dressed, and then within two hours Lao Wang began to call me, I didn't dare to answer, and then he sent me a text message and sent WeChat, saying let me go out and chat, I don't know what to talk to him about, okay! Seeing that I didn't reply to the message, Lao Wang came to my house and knocked on the 'door', I was so frightened that I turned off the lights in the house, and I didn't dare to 'get out' at all, pretending not to be ......."
ββ¦β¦ You don't know how to face Lao Wang, do you? "I swallowed my saliva as if I were listening to a bizarre story.
She turned over and sat up from the 'bed', her eyes were empty, "I have known Lao Wang since the first day, more than five years, I never thought that I would go to bed with him, he is the same as my buddy, I actually went to bed with my buddy......"
"It seems that drunkenness, 'disorder' and 'sex' are all real."
ββ¦β¦ Isn't it, the sake 'essence' of the dog's day! I took leave to hide at home all day, and I couldn't stand it at night, so I ordered takeout, but I didn't expect Lao Wang to be guarding the 'door', and he rushed in directly as soon as my 'door' opened. β
Speaking of this, Xiao Man fell into a state of confusion.
I didn't want to wash my face anymore, and urged her: "Quick, hurry on!" β
"I don't want to say it, it's hard to say!"
"Your sister, don't say half of it! Do you say it or not? Don't say I'm going to! β
Xiao Man looked at me miserably, "Will you keep it a secret for me?" β
I shook her hand away, "No, I'm going to, goodbye!" β
"Hey, hey......" Xiao Man grabbed me, "You hold it for a while, I said, I said ......"
I sat down slowly again and scolded: "Cowardice! β
Scolding in my mouth, my heart is really cool, in the past, I was pointed at and scolded by her, and today it is really feng shui in turn!!
Xiao Man sighed again and said: "After Lao Wang rushed in, we each sat on one side for almost ten minutes, Lao Wang suddenly said that he wanted to be with me, I was so frightened that I fell off the sofa at that time, Lao Wang was very serious, and said that since we did it, we should be responsible for each other......"
Me: "......"
After a few seconds of silence, I broke the silence of the room, "So, you're together now?" β
"Of course not!!" Xiao Man began to flutter on the 'bed' like a loach, "He said that he also thought about it at home for a day before making this decision, and then I saw that he didn't leave until the middle of the night, so I told him that I would think about it and give him an answer tomorrow." β
"The next day I turned off the phone and went to the hotel, but Nima's, he didn't know how to use my ID number to find out the hotel I was staying in, and opened the 'door' and rushed in directly, I was angry, and told him that we were a / night / love, let Lao Wang forget about that thing, he didn't do it, and then we didn't know how...... Roll to the 'bed' again......"
Me: "......"
The two men fell silent again.
"Xiao Man, in fact, you are also a little interesting to Lao Wang, right?"
"How is that possible! It's not that you don't know my 'sexual' personality, if I was interested in Lao Wang, I would have taken the initiative to seduce and lure him a long time ago, how could I wait until now! β
"You drank too much the night before and rolled together, which I can understand, and the second night you were both awake......"
Xiao Man opened his mouth slightly and stopped talking, buried his face in his knees, and said sullenly: "Maybe I haven't had 'sex'/life for a long time, so I'm lonely......"
"Anyway, I woke up the next day and ran away again, and then I didn't dare to go home, nor did I dare to stay in other hotels, and I wandered on the street until now, and it was inconvenient for my other sisters to take me in, so I came to your house to hide for a few days."
"Aren't you afraid that Lao Wang will come over again?"
Xiao Man looked up at me, "You and the old man don't go to tell him, he would never think that I would live with you, the most dangerous place is the safest place, anyway, I took a long leave from the company, and when he doesn't look for me, I'll go back." β
I thought about it for a moment and asked her, "What if Lao Wang keeps looking for you?" β
"What kind of person do you think he Lao Wang is? After so many years, although it is said that there are no 'girlfriend' friends, when have the 'female' people around me ever been broken? That is, I have known him for more than five years, and he only had a neurotic attack and said that he wanted to be with me, not to mention whether he was serious or not, as far as I was concerned, I don't want to fall in love now, I don't want to get married, and now my life is more nourishing, and if I have physiological needs, I will find a like-minded solution, why should I guard a man and serve a man? β
She was speechless, although she disagreed, but she couldn't object, after all, everyone has their own attitude to life, we can't easily judge a person right or wrong, and we are not qualified to criticize other people's lifestyles.
"You go and remind the old man, if the old king asks him if he has seen me, you let him say that he has not seen me."
"It's not that you don't know who he is, and he won't necessarily do what I say."
Xiao Man was impatient, "Then you threaten him, if he doesn't listen to you, you won't let him you." β
Me: "......"
When I got out of bed and was about to get out of the room, Xiao Man called out to me, "Why are you going?" Let's talk about it again! I was alone in a panic. β
"I can't hold it back, I'm going to."
She slapped the 'bed' and said, "I'm going too!" β
Me: "......"
After taking a shower, I got on the 'bed', and when Fu Lingye also came out of the bathroom, I lifted the quilt and patted the 'bed', "Come over and I'll tell you something." β
Fu Lingye was wiping his hair with a 'wool' towel, and when he saw my serious appearance, he paused his hand and looked at me, "What's the matter?" β
"Come here, I'll tell you quietly."
He stopped birding me, stood in front of the full-length mirror and continued to wipe my hair, I supported my head with one hand, and enjoyed the picture of the beautiful man wiping his hair.
After a while, he threw the 'wool' towel casually, and I frowned and "tsk" twice, "You don't always throw it around, okay?" β
"You'll clean it up anyway."
Uncle, I'm like an old mother!
The man got into bed and put a hand on my chest, "Come on." β
"What's coming?" I'm baffled.
"Don't you want it?"
Me: "......"
Pushed away his hand, sat up and said: "I'll tell you serious things, Xiao Man 'handed over' me, if Lao Wang asks you about her whereabouts, you will say you don't know." β
Fu Lingye was silent for two seconds and said "um".
When I saw that he agreed very happily, I couldn't help but ask, "Don't you want to ask me why?" β
"Will you tell me when I ask?"
"Of course not, I promised Xiao Man to keep it a secret."
"And what else do I ask?"
Me: "......"
After playing the game for a while, I was sleepy, yawning to sleep, and he looked over, "Sleepy? β
"Well, I'll go to sleep first."
Fu Lingye put down the book and hugged me from behind, "It's been a long night, don't you want to do something?" β
"Rubbing" his eyes and yawning and said: "I just want to go to bed quickly and get up to work tomorrow morning, otherwise you will threaten to deduct my salary again if I lie on the 'bed'." β
He buried his face in my neck like a bird pecking, and his hands began to be irregular, "I haven't done it in two days." β
"No, Xiao Man is here today."
"She's not in our room."
"No, I'll be embarrassed if she hears me."
"Let's be quiet."
"No, no, no!!"
Fu Lingye didn't care if I could do it or not, he pressed my hand up, I struggled for a while, and spread my hands out, "Come on, anyway, you are a strong/'rape' criminal, with a criminal record." β
Fu Lingye: "......"
He was 'touching' on me, and I was just about to undress when there was a knock on the door, and I immediately pulled the quilt over and covered myself.
Fu Lingye was very annoyed, walked over and opened the 'door' after getting out of bed, and asked indifferently: "What are you doing?" β
Outside the 'door', Xiao Man laughed twice and said, "It's okay, get up 'bed' and go to the toilet, and then I want to tell you, don't take care of me as a guest and suppress yourself, how to release your natural 'nature', no matter what movement and sound I will treat as if I didn't hear it, I ......"
"Bang-" Fu Lingye closed the 'door' with a cold face, and directly locked the 'door'.
"Fu Lingye, I'll go to your aunt!" Xiao Man scolded angrily, took off his shoes and slowly returned to the room.
Fu Lingye jumped on the 'bed' or pulled me, "Don't pay attention to that neurosis, let's continue." β
"Don't, don't, don't ......" I closed my eyes and shook desperately, "I'll ......do it when Xiaoman is gone."
"We are a couple now, Bai Suran, don't make trouble like a strong/'rape'."
"If one of the two parties disagrees, then it is called strong/'rape', do you understand?"
Fu Lingye laughed angrily at me, "Okay, don't cry if you can't get out of bed when the time comes." β
Me: "......"
β¦β¦
Xiao Man took a long vacation, sometimes went out to hang out during the day, and basically stayed at home at night.
A day passed like this, and it was the weekend in the blink of an eye.
At dinner in the evening, Xiao Man asked us, "Are you going out on a date on the weekend?" β
"Maybe I'll go out to a movie tomorrow night."
Xiao Man became interested, "What movie to watch?" Take me with you! β
Fu Lingye replied expressionlessly: "Are you three years old this year?" Want to be accompanied by your parents? β
"I won't bother you! You buy seats together, can't I stay away from you? No light bulb guaranteed! β
At this time, my phone rang, and I glanced at the caller ID, it was Zhang Guoguo.
After answering the phone, Zhang Guoguo sobbed and said, "Sister, can you come to accompany me tonight?" I'm going to divorce Yue Yang. β