Chapter 181: Retribution is unpleasant
When I opened my eyes, I found that I was actually lying in a bronze coffin, the lid of which was already open, and the sun was shining in, making me feel warm......
This...... How did I sleep here all night?
I got up and sat up, only to realize that I was naked, and it seemed to be my pants underneath my buttocks, but now it was like a strange thing, a mass of cloth.
I finally pulled out my underwear, put it on, picked it up again, and found my phone, but it was already broken and a pile of parts.
I got up from the coffin, and then I realized that the coffin was placed on a dirt slope, and there was a green grass outside, and there was still dew on the grass at this time, which was shining in the sun, which was very beautiful.
I breathed in the fresh air, and for the first time, I realized that Makino City still has such a beautiful view.
"Giggle......
There was a crisp laugh, and I turned my face to see a girl in a white gauze with loose hair running from a distance, still holding a bouquet of flowers in her hand. She was barefoot, her skin was white and greasy, and the bright smile on her face was like sunshine, which warmed my heart. I'm a little surprised, though, it's ...... Zombie King?
She ran up to me, looked at me and just smiled, I looked at my body, then at hers, and asked in some surprise, "Last night, ...... we slept in"
Before I could finish speaking, she nodded a little shyly, but she still had a smile on her face.
Yo yo yo, I'll you!
People say that drunken sex is disorderly, and this killing of a few ghosts also has this effect? What the hell, how should I face Zhou Xiaoqin later, and Meng Wanqing, she will definitely not let me go.
The Zombie King patted me on the shoulder, then stuffed the bouquet in his hand into my hand, with a smile in his eyes, but this meeting was more like telling me that she would be in charge.
I said with some tears and laughter: "Sister Zombie, let's do this, Zhou Xiaoqin and Meng Wanqing will not be happy." ”
When she heard this, she shook her fist in front of me, meaning to beat them up if she was upset......
I shrugged helplessly, then asked, "Where are we?" Why don't you go back first, if someone sees you, they will take this coffin away. ”
The Zombie King smiled and shook his head, signaling me not to worry. Then she let out a cry into the distant woods.
I'm a little surprised, what do you mean, there are people here?
Just as I was thinking, two black shadows flew from the woods, and the zombie king carried my body and threw it on the grass outside, and then entered the coffin with a smile. Just as the lid was about to close, I heard Meng Wanqing's voice: "You zombie, stop me, our two men are sleeping with you, don't give an explanation today, the old lady ruined your ......"
Damn, she yelled at her own body, and I always felt a little weird.
However, the Zombie King obviously wouldn't give her a chance, and after the coffin lid was closed, the huge bronze coffin quickly slid down the grass and disappeared into the woods below.
In the shade of the trees, Meng Wanqing and Zhou Xiaoqin surrounded me, and their expressions were very exciting. But I was also helpless: "You two, I really don't know what happened last night, I just remember that I took off some armor made of jade blocks, and then I didn't know anything. I just woke up, and I don't know what I've done......"
Meng Wanqing gritted his teeth and said, "I've coveted it for so many days, and I was actually preempted by this dumb man who can't kick a fart with three feet." I'm really. Zhang Wenbin, what did you all do last night, tell me ......"
I held my head: "I really don't know, last night I felt like my body was exploding, who knows what I did." Don't push me, I don't know anything. By the way, what kind of place is this? ”
Zhou Xiaoqin glared at me angrily: "If it weren't for ...... Hum! This is the woodland to the east of Makino City, and when the coffin arrived here last night, we both followed. The four of them are still sleeping in the car on the other side of the woods. Zhang Wenbin, no matter what you are busy with tonight, obediently go back to sleep with me! I'm! ”
I smiled at her helplessly: "I really don't know anything, I thought I was going to die...... Okay, okay, I won't talk about it, lady, take me to them, I'm naked, if someone sees you, won't you suffer again......"
Zhou Xiaoqin turned around angrily and left, Meng Wanqing ignored me, walked beside Zhou Xiaoqin and whispered: "You said that if the two of us didn't fight at that time, could we be cheap for that stuffy melon?" Now it's okay, Zhang Wenbin's first time is gone...... Maybe this second and third time is gone, Zhang Wenbin almost killed the ghost king like crazy last night, his physical strength is absolutely good, and the zombie's body is even more tireless...... Oops, the more I think about it, the more angry I become, how did I let her get it......"
I walked behind and wanted to say something, but thinking that these two girls were angry, they didn't dare to say anything when they opened their mouths, and at this time, it was appropriate to pretend to be stupid.
But when I saw Da Jiang, Da Jiang looked at me with a wicked smile: "Binzi finally said goodbye to the boy and became a man, congratulations...... Ahem, brother and sister, as the saying goes, if a man attracts other women, it means that he is an excellent person...... Although a little older...... Ouch yo Wanqing sister, don't pinch me, I didn't say you're old, I think you're twenty years old, don't pinch me, Lao Qi, hurry up and say something, what are you happy about? ”
Mr. Qi got out of the car, squatted on the side of the road with a bottle of water and rinsed his mouth, and then said: "Binzi went crazy last night, do you know what caused it?" ”
We all shook our heads.
Mr. Qi said: "It was the soul of the big python that was attached to him, and the python itself has a certain connection with Binzi, so when Binzi was in danger, the tattoo on his back happened to be exposed, so that the soul of the python was attached and helped Binzi complete last night's counterattack." However, at that time, Binzi couldn't bear this power because his body, coupled with the snake's natural lewdness, Binzi couldn't suppress this power at all, and his body was hot and unbearable, and it was the zombie king who used his body to dissolve the magic on Binzi's body, otherwise Binzi would explode and die sooner or later. ”
Meng Wanqing said with some dissatisfaction: "Xiaoqin and I can also do it......"
Mr. Qi shook his head: "You two can't do it, even if you barely condense into a body, you won't be a sword idiot for long." The zombie king itself belongs to the yin, and intercourse with Binzi can just neutralize the heat on Binzi's body. So, don't blame her, if she hadn't helped, the Maoshan faction would no longer have a head of the sect now. Besides, Miss Meng, you and the zombie king are one, what are you worried about? ”
Meng Wanqing was a little twisted: "I don't know what it's like......
I took out Da Jiang's clothes from the trunk and put them on randomly, and then said, "Go back first, and continue to find Senior Brother Ding." We're wasting too much time, and that's not going to work. The woman has not been found yet, and Senior Brother Ding's family is nowhere to be found, and if they don't look for it, they won't have time. ”
We got in the car, I went back to the store first to change my clothes, and I was wearing Da Jiang's clothes that were too big.
When I arrived at the store, Xiaoru had already opened the store, and when she saw me, she said: "Brother Binzi, someone just came to look for you, saying that it was the dog base, and asked you to go over, and left 200,000 yuan, saying that it was an apology...... Now, enough money to buy a car, right? ”
I was a little curious: "What are they looking for me?" Really. Wait, I'll go change my clothes first. ”
Xiaoru said to me at the door: "There is one more thing, I don't know what happened to the restaurant where we went to eat last night, and suddenly there was a liquefied gas explosion, although it didn't hurt anyone, but the restaurant couldn't be opened at all." It's really unpleasant, the people in the store last night really made people want to scold their mother, and now it's okay, retribution is coming. ”
I changed into a set of sportswear and came out, looked at Xiaoru and asked curiously, "What's the matter?" Exploded? Seriously not? ”
Xiaoru took her mobile phone and flipped out the small video in the group for me to watch: "Look at it, look at it, this is a big fire...... But it's strange that this shop was burned, and there was no loss at all next door, and now this fire has eyes? ”
I knew that this was done by Mr. Qi and Senior Brother Yiqing, but I couldn't say it at this time, so I had to echo: "It's really strange, this is the current world, people, let's do more good things." ”
After speaking, I said to Xiaoru: "Wait in the store, I'll go out first, since the other party gave 200,000, let's just go for a trip." Yesterday I was arrogant, but today it has changed, these businessmen are really thick-skinned, if it were me, I wouldn't be able to do this kind of thing. ”
Xiao Ru grinned: "These days, aren't you rich and easy to do?" ”
I got in the car and said to a few of them: "I just sent 200,000 yuan from the dog breeding base, I want us to go for a trip, I guess the woman has more dog hair on her body, we are just going to find Master Ding, why don't we go to their place to have a look, in case there is a trace left by that woman." Otherwise, we really don't have a place to look. ”
Da Jiang said: "Okay, for the sake of money, let's go for a trip." ”
I turned my face to look at Mr. Qi and asked, "Where is that set of golden jade clothes?" Uncle Xiao was okay last night, right? ”
Mr. Qi nodded: "Your uncle wore the golden jade clothes directly, he is fine, now he wants to consolidate his position in that cemetery, if it goes well, he will be the ghost king there." The ghost gate has been in business for so many years, and that place became ours overnight, I don't know if they will cry angrily. ”
I laughed, "It's better to be angry with them and make them like it." ”
When the car arrived at the South Ring Road, we got off at the gate of the dog breeding base, and someone immediately greeted us: "It's Master Zhang, you came just in time, save our boss's family, we are willing to ...... any amount of money."
We followed him in, through a row of houses to the place where the dog was kept behind, and as soon as we entered, we were startled, only to see three people covered with dog hair lying on the ground, at this time their hands and feet had turned into the shape of dog paws, and they were grabbing the dog food on the ground......