Chapter 33: The Daily Life of the Little Couple
It's been the tenth day, and Master hasn't come back yet...... I tore off a calendar.
I'm going to play with Ling Qing like a child now, and I should be careful at all times, don't let him kill others, and don't let him think that others are going to hurt me.
Sometimes I even try not to meet people, and I want to be angry because others look at me.
I sat on the bed and pinched his handsome face, "Why are you so domineering, Xiao Lingqing?" ”
It's a shame that he's a fool now, so I dare to do this to him, just like talking to a child.
But this kid was not ordinary, he grabbed my index finger and licked his face like a lollipop.
It's itchy, it's weird and uncomfortable...... I couldn't help but withdraw my hand, but he frowned and seemed to be extremely aggrieved.
I threw him a lollipop, "Take it, there are bacteria on your fingers, you can't eat it casually." ”
But he didn't give up, and he insisted on holding my hand and gnawing it.
I pecked him lightly in the face, "Okay, good, let's eat candy." ”
He refused to give up and smiled innocently.
When it was almost dark, I took him out for a walk, and just when I went out, I saw two familiar figures that made me want to cry day and night.
I flew up and pounced, "Master, you're back!" ”
I didn't notice the sudden darkening of someone's face behind me.
Miss Zhao was surprised, "Yo, it's not life and death, why are you so excited?" ”
Master looked at me, and then at Ling Qing behind him, "Let's go, let's go home." ”
I poured a cup of hot water for each of them and couldn't wait to get to the point.
Pulling Ling Qing's sleeve, he said to the master: "Master, look at him, he was interrupted by Fu Jiangming's stinky boy when he was in retreat and cultivation at a critical time, and then he became more and more stupid...... Do you see if there is any way to restore his IQ? ”
Master listened to my words, put his wrist on Ling Qing's pulse, and observed motionlessly.
After watching it for a long time, my heart was about to jump out.
It's better that Master has a way, otherwise...... Although I won't ignore him, this life is really about taking care of children, crying and chirping.
Looking at Master's increasingly puzzled face, I suddenly had a bad premonition.
I'm ready for the worst.
"There's nothing wrong with him, he's mentally mature. And he has cultivated his body and is in good health. ”
For a moment, I couldn't tell how I felt, it was like being struck from beginning to end by a thunderbolt.
I stood there and didn't speak for a long time.
Glancing at Ling Qing, he just looked back at me quite innocently, as if he didn't know anything.
"Then Zilu and I will go back, you guys should rest early." The master pulled the master and walked out without looking back.
I suddenly felt a nameless panic for a while, "Master, aren't you afraid that this beast will bully me?" ”
Master then looked back at me deeply, "Xiaoxiao, you turned eighteen last month, and you are no longer under Master's control. ”
I looked at his resolute background and suddenly felt loveless.
"Tsk."
Ling Qing hugged me from behind.
My mind went blank, and I just felt like a white rabbit in a wolf's den.
Although there is only one big bad wolf, it is more terrifying than a pack...... My feet suddenly left the ground, and Ling Qing hugged me and threw me on the bed.
I dragged the quilt and shivered, "Don't come here, I'll tell you......"
But he had to walk step by step, and he walked very slowly.
At the same time, he evoked a wicked smile, "I'll come here, what can you do." ”
This is actually the same thing as he has done it ten times but eight times, but it is different!
Before, he was either controlled by evil thoughts, or he lost his mind, in short, it was when he was not clear and I couldn't resist.
But this time, all the moments of shame that I had previously been ashamed to talk about suddenly filled my mind, and I wanted to find a crack in the ground to get into.
He rubbed my chin lightly with one hand, and even the temperature was gone.
My eyes dodged, "Ling Qing, when did you, when did you become a complete cultivator?" ”
Cultivating as an adult means that the brain is normal...... I wonder how long I've been deceived by this big fox.
He licked my earlobe gently, causing my whole body to tremble, but he smiled with satisfaction and wickedness, and whispered in my ear, "When?" Soon, that is...... Let's take a shower. ”
My eyes widened instantly, shower?
Even that time was a lie to me?!
Some images of inappropriate children flashed through my mind, and my face was red all the way to my neck.
He pinched my chin and kissed me hard, "Hmm......" All the words I didn't have time to say turned into unidentified syllables in my mouth.
The next morning, I crawled out of bed in pain with my waist on my back, but was immediately caught by a warm hand.
I feigned anger, "What for?!" ”
He stared at me obediently, as if there was a dog's tail wagging behind him.
"Wife, when are we going to get the certificate? I heard your master say, you living people, oh no, we living people have to go to that bureau to get a red book, it means that you are married. ”
I spread his claws, "Who said I was going to get a certificate with you, go away." ”
But he even threw himself over, hugging my waist and seeming to be very aggrieved, "Why, I won't admit it when I eat it and wipe it clean?" Then let me remind you, it's in a dark basement......"
"Stop, stop, I know, I don't need you to remind me, really." I rubbed my temples and felt that this thing was tougher than ever.
When you are strong, he acts innocently, and when you soften your attitude a little, he immediately turns into a vicious wolf and pounces on him......
But he didn't give up, picked my chin, and ordered strongly: "At that time, you still called me big brother, come, now call my brother again." ”
I'm embarrassed now, I'm going down with a red face.
He grabbed me from behind and pressed me against the pillow, "Don't try to rippy, scream and listen." ”
“…… Just spare me, I really can't shout. "I had to beg for mercy with a bitter face.
But he threatened to tear my clothes, and I quickly stopped him, "Don't! Don't don't, I'm scared of you......"
I don't want to add new injuries so soon......
He deliberately blackened his face, "Hurry up and scream, or I'll bully you!" ”
I struggled in my heart for a long time, and then I hesitated and whispered, "Brother......"
He pinched his white ear, "What do you say, I can't hear you!" ”
I had to turn up the volume, "Brother." ”
He was still thinking about it, and when he saw that I was embarrassed, he was already red in cheeks after screaming twice, so he let me go.
I gasped, this thing is really unreasonable......
I saw him come up with a hippie smile again, "Now, let's call my husband again." ”
I slammed the pillow in his face, "Beast! ”
His brisk voice chased after my ears, "Who told the beast to like you~"