The fat and thin men looked at each other and smiled, nodded, and new business opportunities came again.

The three of them chattered and discussed, and the blades of grass in the garden swayed.

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At the dinner table, Chu Xi pinched the spoon with his right hand to drink the soup, and his left hand fell on the calculator page of the tablet and flipped back and forth.

Recently, there has been a lack of funds, and Chu Xi's heart is empty and unsteady.

Money can be more, but it must not be less.

Steward Ou brought the vegetable salad to the table, bent down and asked, "Young Master, what are you going to bring for the self-reliant spring outing?" Uncle Ou, I'll help you prepare. ”

Chu Xi looked up suspiciously: "Spring outing? ”

In her mind, a group of chubby kindergarten children followed the teacher on a spring outing.

Geniuses don't have to go to school, Chu Xi grew up and learned in his previous life, and his impression of school comes from books.

Steward Ou said: "The day after tomorrow on May 5, the college routinely holds an annual self-reliance spring outing. The students were divided into groups and camped for three days of self-reliance in the wilderness. ”

Chu Xi touched his chin and felt that his wallet was roaring.

"Young Master, you used to like this activity the most, saying that it was quiet, free, and unrestrained." Uncle Ou remembered, "I'll prepare more ham and meat, and bring a few warm clothes, the mountains can be cold at night." ”

Chu Xi stopped Butler Ou's busy work, and seemed to ask casually: "The cost of this spring outing, is it paid by the school or by the students?" ”

Steward Ou said: "It is all sponsored by Lu's Group, and the tents, drinking water and basic daily necessities are all prepared. ”

Chu Xi breathed a sigh of relief when he heard his wallet.

In a blink of an eye, she became excited again, since it was Lu Bing's guy who spent money, she must go!

Uncle Ou walked a few steps to the back room, turned around and said, "By the way, young master, the Nandu police have released news in the past few days, saying that there are fugitives running around, don't wander around." ”

The southern capital is close to the sea and mountains, and in addition to the prosperity, there are still evils flowing.

Chu Xi buried his head in eating and nodded indiscriminately.

The next day on campus, two big things happened.

First, the dean of education actually shaved his head! 100% shiny bald head.

In the spring sun, the egg-like head reflected the oil and fell brightly in everyone's eyes.

"Look at what! Go back to the classroom! ”

The teaching director raised his old face shyly, like a majestic boiled egg, and exploded in the crowd with a loud shout.

The students laughed and took enough photos to scatter.

The fat and thin man opened a gambling game yesterday, betting on the bald head of the teaching director, and made another profit.

Second, organize spring outing arrangements for each grade.

Shenghua Noble College has many children from wealthy families, and its educational style tends to cultivate students' self-reliance.

The self-reliance spring outing is the most popular activity among school leaders and parents, and the most criticized and rejected by students.

In the classroom, the head teacher read a long list of precautions for spring outings.

"It's May 5 again, and the day of weight loss has arrived." The fat man lay on the desk softly, lifted the small mirror and looked at his fat and fair face.

finally grew a few pounds of meat, and lost three pounds every spring outing.

"Come on, Zhang Fugui is a hundred pounds thin, and there is no change in his appearance." The thin man squinted at the fat man with a sad face, "Like me, it was originally like a bamboo pole, but after the spring outing, it became a toothpick." ”

Thinking of the arduous mountain environment, piles of wild mosquitoes, the thin man suddenly froze.

The fat and thin man sat next to Chu Xi, and the complaining sound drilled into Chu Xi's ears.

Chu Xi raised his head from the difficult and obscure political textbook and frowned: "It's fun to survive in the wild, you sigh one by one? ”

The fat man leaned over, lowered his voice and said, "Boss, you don't know, this spring outing is very perverted." You are not allowed to bring a maid, carry your own luggage, set up a tent, and even have to solve the three meals by yourself! ”

Chu Xi didn't think that this condition was too harsh, so he asked, "Are there wild boars, wild wolves, tigers and wild bears and other small animals in the mountains?"

Fatso:!!!

Skinny:!!!

Small, small animals? Tigers are described as "small animals"?

"There is one more thing to pay attention to," the head teacher read the rules of attention, pushing his glasses, "Recently, there has been news from the police that there are fugitives who have fled to Nandu. ”

As soon as these words came out, the classroom was in an uproar.

"Fugitives?" Bai Xuexiu's eyebrows twisted slightly, and her red lips raised with disdain, "A little fugitive can have the courage to run to the mountains of the academy." ”

The friends on the side were equally disdainful: "Could it be that those inferior people can still run into their circle?" ”

Bai Xue suddenly remembered Chu Xi, and the corners of her mouth pursed: "Except for Chu Xi's idiot, who dares to enter the academy." I hope that the fugitives can abide by the principle of similarity, solve Chu Xi by the way, and contribute to the earth's environmental purification project. ”

"Puff~"

They both laughed out loud, their eyes bent into crescent moons.

The head teacher coughed, and the classroom quieted down: "Please rest assured, the security of the academy is very sound, and there will be no danger." Now send the list of groups down, in groups of six. ”

The list soon fell like snowflakes.

Chu Xi tilted his head and glanced at it, good guy:

[Group 5: Zhang Fugui, Wang Songbai, Bai Xue, Nie Shuangshuang, Ye Tingting, Chu Xi]

In order to improve students' self-reliance, they are divided into groups of men and women.

Coincidentally, Chu Xi and Bai Xue are in a group?!

An unfriendly gaze swept coldly, and Chu Xi didn't need to look up to know that the little girl from Bai Xue was angry again.

"Boss, you have to guard against Miss Bai, she remembers what happened last time." The thin man leaned over and whispered.

Chu Xi vaguely remembered it, and it looked like a spring outing a year ago:

[At that time, the campus male god Lu Zuoyu had not graduated from the fourth grade, and Chu Xi was in the first grade, and it seemed that he fell in love with Lu Zuoyu at first sight during the spring outing.

Chu Xi was sixteen years old last year, although she dressed as a man all the year round, but she also reached the age of spring heart.

When they first met, Lu Zuoyu was in the camp next door, bending down to fetch water by the clear stream.

Maybe it's the handsome and picturesque boy in the white shirt, maybe the sun is just relaxing, maybe the green mountains are quiet and the fragrance of flowers is intoxicating... In short, Chu Xi fell in love with Lu Zuoyu at first sight.

No one else found out, but Bai Xue, who was in love with Lu Zuoyu at that time, found that a boy was "eyeing Lu Shen".

Bai Xue warned Chu Xi viciously, thinking that Chu Xi would not have another incident if he was cowardly.

Unexpectedly, one afternoon a year later, Chu Xi, who was "missing the disaster", pounced on the defenseless Lu Zuoyu...

A kiss is a disaster]

With the calendar in his mind, Chu Xi held his forehead speechlessly.

Fortunately, Lu Zuoyu has graduated, and now she is hanging high on the campus honor wall, and she will no longer delay her spring outing.

However, Chu Xi rubbed his right eye, why did his right eyelid keep jumping...

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It turns out that the right eyebeat is an omen.

In her previous life, her right eye jumped, and endless pursuits came.

Now her eyelids jumped, and Lu Bing came...

Chu Xi spent three days with the innocence of the seventeen-year-old and full of expectations for the spring outing.

Two hours before the spring outing begins, the groups gather according to the list.

"Chu, Chu Xi, please take care of me these days." Ye Tingting walked over and looked at Chu Xi with a smile.

Today's Chu Xi, dressed in a cool brown mountaineering suit, carrying a mountaineering bag, with a radiant spirit, handsome eyebrows and starry eyes, looks excessively handsome, and shines in the crowd.

"Rest assured, take care of it." Chu Xi chuckled, and the slightly provoked corners of his eyes were full of evil, with a unique warmth and evil charm.

The fat man narrowed his fat eyes, and also echoed on the side: "Don't worry, my boss has always taken care of beautiful girls, you are so beautiful, the boss will definitely take care of it." ”

Ye Tingting blushed, and getting close to Chu Xi always made her heart pound.

The two were divided into a group, and she was happy for three days.

"It's stepping on shit, and I'm in a group with a perverted man like you." An extremely sharp voice that breaks the harmonious atmosphere.

Bai Xue walked with a high spirit, her pink skirt fluttering like a flower, and when she saw Chu Xi's "ugly" dress, she was even more angry.

She rubbed the bridge of her nose squeamishly: "What kind of smell should I have, it turned out to be close to the excrement, it is really Miss Saben's interest." ”

Ye Tingting couldn't get used to her proud appearance, and retorted loudly: "Don't talk nonsense, we are a group of students, and we have to take care of each other for the past three days." ”

Bai Xue glared at the apple-faced girl with disgust, clasped her hands in front of her chest, and said, "Who should I be, it turns out that I am a poor man who came in on a scholarship." Stay away from me, I smell rancid. ”

The last member of the group, Nie Shuangshuang, happened to come over, and when he heard the words, his eyes suddenly darkened.

She still didn't say a word, and walked over to say hello to Bai Xue.

Most of the students of Shenghua Noble College come from business and political families, such as Chu Xi's family is an adult product production company, and Bai Xue's family is a cosmetics company.

There are also a small number of people from the "commoner" class, who rely on excellent grades to obtain scholarships to maintain their studies, such as Ye Tingting and Nie Shuangshuang.

"Y-You!" Ye Tingting shook her head aggrievedly, "I don't have a bad taste, you spew blood." ”

Bai Xue smiled sarcastically: "The poor are all virtuous, and they smell the same." ”

Invisible reflection of Chu Xi and several people.

Ye Tingting's eyes were slightly sour, her family was very poor, but she had excellent grades and was never worse than these rich children, she still had to be theoretical, and her arm was suddenly pulled by Chu Xi.

Chu Xi gave her a reassuring look.

For some reason, Ye Tingting saw the young man's beautiful face, and her heart suddenly calmed down.

Chu Xi always made her feel at ease.

Chu Xi turned his head sideways and said to the thin man, "Thin man, go to the teaching director to ask for more pesticides." ”

The thin man immediately held his head high and saluted in the posture of a soldier: "Yes, I promise to complete the task." ”

The fat man scratched his hair and asked suspiciously, "Boss, what are you doing with pesticides, there are not many insects on the mountain." ”

Chu Xi glanced at the white snow standing there, delicate as a flower, and fell down at a glance.

Chu Xi looked serious: "We were assigned to Meihualing this time, I have checked the information, there are a lot of cockroaches and rats in this mountain, and I like to drill people's bedding the most." ”

"Well, I'll go get a few more bottles."

After messing around with Chu Xi for so long, the fat man naturally understood Chu Xi's brain circuits, and hurriedly ran to the bald head of the teaching director.

Sure enough, when they heard [Cockroach Mouse], several girls present turned pale.

Chu Xi comforted Ye Tingting: "Don't be afraid, I and the fat and thin man are responsible for the food these days, and make some barbecue cockroaches, sweet and sour mice, etc., which are very delicious." ”

Ye Tingting was about to cry in fright, and grabbed Chu Xi's sleeve vigorously.

Bai Xue's face turned pale, but she didn't dare to show her fear, so she had to stare at Chu Xi with bulging apricot eyes: "The dog can't spit out ivory in its mouth, believe it or not-"

Before the words fell, Chu Xi suddenly walked over.