Chapter 211: Please Mistake Immortal
"Huang Xiang must have nowhere to get it, but aren't the chopsticks yellow when eating?" Fang Gang blinked and asked me, "Can you deal with it?" ”
"What the hell do you think?" I frowned and asked him, "What about the fools?" ”
"It's fooling the old fairy!" Fang Gang said helplessly: "Isn't this a special situation, your old fairy can't be considerate?" ”
“……”
"I haven't tried this trick, I don't know if it will work." Fang Gang and I went downstairs and said, "If it doesn't work out, let's consider your cloth Zhou ten-face pie." ”
"Alright, I got it." Fang Gang lowered his voice and said, "Try it first!" ”
Where are Wang Jiao's chopsticks hidden, Fang Gang and I haven't found it.
I remember that there was no one to clean up after eating, but the kitchen was as clean as new.
There was nothing in the sink and not in the dishwasher. It's like eating is an illusion, or that she has a snail girl at home.
Fortunately, the emperor lived up to his wishes, and finally let me turn over a whole plate of chopsticks in an inconspicuous cabinet, which has not been unpacked, the packaging is very exquisite, and I clicked on it, exactly eighteen pairs, which is simply the same as specially prepared for me, thirty-six sticks of Tiangang incense, it seems that it has fallen!
Fang Gang and I tiptoed to the lawn outside the villa, thinking that Wang Jiao had said during the day, Fang Gang should be careful when he goes out like this, so we have the idea of hiding his bald head.
Wrapping his head in a casual table runner looks quite bohemian at first glance.
Thirty-six Tiangang "chopsticks" were inserted directly on the soft grass, and the lighter was burned for a long time and it was only blackened, and finally I said to Fang Gang: "Forget it, don't light the incense lamp." Just smoke it! ”
In fact, the green smoke is very laborious.
Finally, all the thirty-six burns were full of green smoke, and I held my breath and began to try to contact the fairy hall with my heart.
About a quarter of an hour passed, just when I thought it was a failure. Suddenly, there was a reaction, and the thirty-six chopsticks clicked, and more than ten were broken in an instant, startling Fang Gang, who was already drowsy on the side, and asked me in horror what happened.
I slowly opened my eyes, looked at the flickering street lights in the community, and said to Fang Gang: "Go back, it seems that the main owner has not been invited, please bring something else." ”
"Huh?" Fang Gang ran back with his hands on the table flag, and asked me as he ran, "Why?" Did you dial the wrong number? ”
I moved backwards towards the villa and said to Fang Gang, "It doesn't seem to be my business, here...... It's quirky! ”
Before the words fell, all the street lights around him went out, and Fang Gang exclaimed: "Fuck? ”
Immediately afterward, the two of us simultaneously heard heavy footsteps on the lawn, but we couldn't see anything.
"My day." I was secretly surprised in my heart, the water Wang Jiao gave me wouldn't close my mountain gate, right?
"Wan Qishui, what's coming?" Fang Gang's voice was also a little nervous: "Why can't you see it?" ”
"I don't know." I said to Fang Gang: "Anyway, it's not my immortal family, I don't know what to invite." ”
"Then shouldn't we run away?" Fang Gang turned around and asked me.
I nodded at him: "Your proposal is good, run!" ”
After saying the word "run", I turned around and ran, how could I be soft-handed and soft-footed, and I couldn't run out of the feeling of galloping, but like a duck, I was ugly and cried by my own posture.
Fang Gang is better than me in terms of physical strength, but when he passed by me, he didn't say to pull his brother, but turned back to me and said: "I didn't agree to go so far at the beginning, you don't have to say that you are worried that the girl will find out, and now it's so good." That thing in the back seems to be getting closer! You're running! ”
As soon as the words fell, Fang Gang left me with the back of his head and rode in the dust, so that I couldn't help but want to scold him. Obviously, he proposed to go a little farther at first, but now he blames me in turn. And this guy is too inauthentic, and he didn't say that he asked Bu Zhou Shimian to come out to solve the siege, but he ran at a speed.
The footsteps behind me drew nearer, and I took the time to look back, and there was nothing on the huge lawn except the moonlight pouring down, but the creepy feeling was even stronger, and my goosebumps came flooding over me.
"Ahh A scream came from in front of me, Fang Gang didn't know if he was running too quickly, he fell to the ground all of a sudden, and tried to get up in a panic, but he couldn't get up, his legs were straight, like two prosthetic legs.
I ran to him, helped him up, and found that his body was ridiculously heavy, and before I could ask questions, I heard Fang Gang say to me in a panic: "I seem to have been tricked!" ”
"What the fuck?! Don't scare me! I asked him in amazement, "What trick?" What's wrong with you? ”
Fang Gang pointed to his two legs and said to me, "It seems that something has clouded my lower plate, and now I don't feel it from the waist down!" ”
"You're not scared, are you?" I frowned and pinched his thigh, but Fang Gang didn't react at all.
"I'm not scared, and I'm not afraid of it. Am I so useless? Fang Gang hung all the weight on my body and said to me, "I feel something wrapped around my leg!" ”
"Then don't you want to invite the Buzhou Ten Faces?" I frowned and said to Fang Gang: "Now that we have both been dissipated, there is only one way left if we don't invite the Buzhou Ten Faces faction......"
Fang Gang's eyes lit up and he asked me, "What's the way?" ”
"Shout for help!" I said to Fang Gang: "If we can get Wang Jiao out, then we will be overwhelmed!" ”
When Fang Gang heard this, he immediately pouted and said to me, "It's too shameless to shout for help, right?" Besides, with my current appearance, I'm afraid that if I call the security guard and stuff me directly into the bureau, then my reputation will be ruined. ”
I shrugged my shoulders at Fang Gang and said, "Then you don't want to ask Bu Zhou Shimian and don't want to shout for help, then there is one last resort left." ”
"What's the trick? Say it! Fang Gang hurriedly asked.
In fact, he didn't rush me, and I had to stop grinding, because the footsteps were getting closer and closer, and I could even hear the heavy breathing of the unseen.
"Lose the car and protect the handsome!" As soon as my hand was released, Fang Gang sent my arm to slide down, and I waved my hand at him: "Dude, hold on, I'll go back and call someone for you!" ”
"Wan Qishui, your uncle!" Fang Gang didn't finish speaking, suddenly the lights from the villa turned on, and I saw a window on the second floor being pushed open, Wang Jiao was standing by the window in a low-cut nightdress, I hurriedly waved at her, she didn't seem to see it, turned around and disappeared into the window.
"! What kind of eyes are these?! I yelled and sped up and ran towards the villa.
At the same time, I heard Fang Gang screaming again, I looked back, his expression was distorted, and his movements were exaggerated as if he was fighting with something, I hesitated for a moment, and yelled at him: "Dude, you are really good, don't you blow the whistle to call someone?!" ”
Fang Gang blushed and squeezed out four words from his mouth: "...... Before, merit, end, abandon! ”
What a for him!
Whoosh - a few messy sounds rang out and flew past my ears, causing me to stop urgently.
I don't know when Wang Jiao appeared on the second floor of the villa again, and she seemed to be holding something in her hand.
Looking at me with a cold face, could it be that she was the one who fired the hidden weapon just now?
Wang Jiao raised her hand and pointed in my direction, and I looked back and was startled.
I saw a huge black shadow on Fang Gang's body, like a blind bear pressing him firmly under his body.
Fang Gang yelled at me: "What are you doing in a daze, pull me out!" ”
"Fuck, the concubine can't do it!" I yelled at Fang Gang: "It's not enough for the two of us to add it together!" ”
"Don't talk nonsense, this thing can't move now!" Fang Gang struggled to crawl out and scolded: "Hurry up and save the car!" ”
Can't move? I refocused my gaze on the shadow and realized that it did hold that position and did not move. I hurriedly ran over and took Fang Gang's hand to get him out from under the shadow.
When I rescued Fang Gang, I suddenly found that there seemed to be something on the lawn out of the corner of my eye, and I glanced at it casually, and found that it was a palm-sized copper mirror, scattered around the black shadow, I couldn't help but look back at Wang Jiao on the second floor of the villa, although it was a little far away, I couldn't see clearly, but I could still see that she was indeed holding something in her hand.
Could it be that the hidden weapon she just cast out was these bronze mirrors?
And I suddenly had a strange feeling that these bronze mirrors ...... Why do I look so familiar?
"Holy shit, what do you want? Hurry up and run, this thing will slow down in a moment! Fang Gang's shouting and scolding interrupted my train of thought, and I dragged him to the safe zone, that is, the door of the villa.
When I pulled the door, I found it locked. I don't have a key. I could only ring the doorbell hard, and after a while, the door was opened, and I saw Wang Jiao casually wearing a coat and standing at the door in an ultra-low-cut and extremely short nightdress, with a very serious dissatisfaction in her eyes.
I avoided her gaze and stayed on her snow-white breasts for a moment, which was definitely not good, and moved my eyes to the two long straight legs......
Fang Gang also forgot the virtue of almost being scared just now, and whistled at Wang Jiao, Wang Jiao sneered, stretched out his hand to close the door.
Thanks to my quick hand to guard against her, the moment she just moved, I pressed Fang Gang's arm to the door frame, and then I heard Fang Gang make a rooster crow that seemed to be choked by the neck, I pushed the door open, and said dissatisfiedly: "You can't see death without saving!" ”
Wang Jiao's eyes were horizontal: "Death? You two are lustful and immortal! ”
Fang Gang immediately retorted to her: "Can you wear it?" ”
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