"I have no grudge against them for a long time, and I have no enmity today, what are you doing to me?" I asked, puzzled.

Huang Tianchou glanced at me and said, "That girl has fallen in love with you and wants to be good to you." So she's kind of gentle with you. But that ghost boy can't do it, he originally hated his own mother, and now that her mother wants to find a partner, he hates it even more. If I hadn't stopped him, you wouldn't be able to say what you'd be like now. ”

Hearing Huang Tianchou say this, I immediately became anxious: "Damn, what's going on?" Why can't you find a male ghost over there? Why do you like me? Besides, how old am I, why is she so good? That ghost boy dares to be in the same league as the? ”

"This guy asked you to ask, I can't even reply if I don't have a good memory." Huang Tianchou said helplessly: "Let's make it clear first, ghosts are ghosts, immortals are immortals, don't mix them up, we are two different things from them." If you are in relation to you, they are closer to you than we are. Besides, there are male ghosts, but it's a pity that it's not a male ghost who killed that girl.,Like you.,It's a student.。 As for whether the ghost boy and his wife are together, when I fight with him in the past few days, I can also hear some inside information, if you want to hear it, I will talk to you. ”

"Then tell me about it." My curiosity was aroused by Huang Tianchou, and I said to him: "Listen to what you said is weird and lively, tell me, you, oh no, what's going on over there." ”

Huang Tianchou laughed and said, "You are quite trustworthy, since you want to hear it, then I should coax you to sleep." I'll tell you what's going on with them! ”

"That girl didn't have a sixteenth birthday when she died, and she was not a few months older than you, and now you understand why she is in love with a half-grown son like you who has not grown all her hair, right?" Huang Tianchou said with a smile.

I couldn't help but get angry and retorted, "How old do you think you are?" It's like you're much older than me. ”

Huang Tianchou said "hey" and shouted, "Can we be the same?" You are human, what am I? I have been open for eighteen years, and I know how to swallow the moon. After 32 years of hard work, I have been able to speak a bold voice, and now I have been practicing for 327 years, and you say that I am the same as you? ”

"Holy!" I was very surprised when I heard Huang Tianchou say this, "So, you are three hundred and twenty-seven years old?" ”

Huang Tian glanced at me with a blank look: "Do you understand?" Can the Tao be the same as the age? The Tao is refined. The number of years is a cycle of spring, summer, autumn and winter, and one year longer. ”

"Does it make a difference?" I asked, puzzled.

Huang Tianchou looked at me like an idiot and said, "According to what you say, I don't have to do anything every day, I just need to live well, and this line of work will rise?" ”

"This ......," I said with some embarrassment, "seems unlikely." ”

Huang Tianchou nodded: "It's not like, it's impossible!" Every time I go on retreat, it's as little as seven days, or as long as a few months, so what do I do? Isn't it just refining the Dao? I can practice the Tao for forty-nine years if I sit on a death pass, but if you let me practice for forty-nine years without eating or drinking, then I will already become bacon. ”

Hearing him say this, I realized and asked Huang Tianchou: "Then in this way, Taoism has nothing to do with age?" ”

Huang Tianchou pursed his lips and said, "Not really, it doesn't take time to practice in retreat?" Taoism and age are still somewhat related. ”

I nodded and said to Huang Tianchou, "I understand." ”

"So be polite to me in the future, don't think I'm like you, the yellow-mouthed child's milk stinks and hasn't dried up." Huang Tianchou raised his eyebrows at me and said, "I was already three years older than you when I didn't leave the beast body, and if you count it according to the years, I am older than your grandfather." ”

I chuckled and asked, "Then why are you still making yourself so young?" ”

"Alas!" Huang Tianchou sighed: "Didn't you say that you humans can't be the same, my Taoism should be like this, when I am profound, I can change into your father's age, now, I can only squint like this." ”

"I see." I didn't seem to understand: "Age doesn't have much to do with Taoism, but appearance has something to do with Taoism, and it has nothing to do with age, right?" ”

Huang Tianchou nodded: "That's pretty much what it means!" ”

"I see." I said to Huang Tianchou: "Then you can continue to tell me about the two of them." ”

"Okay, let's move on." Huang Tianchou said with a smile: "That girl also made it herself, she secretly ate the forbidden fruit at a young age, and ended up with a pearl fetus." As soon as she told her man, she scared the kid away. The rest of the girls carried this matter by themselves, worried that her family would know, and felt that she had seen the wrong man, and came and went, feeling aggrieved and afraid, and as a result, she drank pesticides, so that one corpse and two lives. ”

"Alas!" I sighed: "Fortunately, I am too timid to come nonsense." ”

Huang Tian glanced at me with sorrow: "You want to have a partner if you want to come to Hulai, don't you?" ”

"Don't me, you go on." I said to Huang Tianchou.

Huang Tianchou continued: "In fact, people like her who die unnaturally are called horizontal death ghosts. There is a breath of resentment in the heart that can't get out, and after death, there is no way to enter the six realms of reincarnation, and there is no way to reincarnate. That's why she is wandering in this yang world, when the resentment in her heart disappears, she can enter reincarnation. ”

"Wait a minute," I interrupted Huang Tianchou's words and asked, "Why can't those who have grievances enter reincarnation?" ”

"This ......" Huang Tianchou thought for a while and said, "This is a bit complicated to say. To put it simply, the ghosts with resentment can't stop after they are reincarnated, and they will be in trouble. That's why there is such a rule, those who die are not allowed to be reincarnated, and they must eliminate this resentment before they can re-enter reincarnation. Just like the breeze and smoke souls in our camp, they all came out of the city of vain, and their hearts and mouths are full of resentment, even if they are cultivators, they still can't enter the six realms of reincarnation, and they must return to the yang world nine times, and wear out the resentment in their hearts little by little, so that they can be reincarnated. ”

I couldn't help frowning and asked, "Who made this rule?" ”

Huang Tianchou heard my question, pouted and shook his head, and said, "You can't stop me, where do I know this?" Anyway, it's always been like this, and I guess my grandfather doesn't know who set the rules. ”

"Could it be the King of Yama?" I asked curiously, "Hey, you say, is there really black and white impermanence and bull head and horse face in the Netherworld?" ”

Huang Tianchou nodded helplessly and said, "Yes, all of them." ”

My heart fluttered, and I asked, "Do you know them?" ”

Huang Tianchou smiled helplessly: "I don't know anyone, because I haven't been to that place either." ”

"Huh?" I asked in surprise, "Aren't you an immortal?" Why haven't you been? ”

"Why should I go?" Huang Tian said curiously: "It's true that I'm an immortal, but I'm not dead, I'm just like you, I'm alive and well, who will make do with that place." I'm scared too! ”

"Holy!" This was a bit of a subversion of my imagination, and I exclaimed, "You're also afraid of ghosts?" ”

"Nonsense, of course I'm scared." Huang Tianchou said angrily: "Who is not afraid of death? I didn't have a degree, I didn't have a seal, I went to the underworld, I was tired and crooked? ”

"Hehe, why is this different from what I thought?" I said with a grin.

Huang Tianchou also laughed with me: "Who let you watch some messy things, it would be good if there were three real things written on it." Take the second master of impermanence as an example, if you think about it, should there be only four black and white impermanence and bull head and horse noodles? ”

"That's right!" I looked at Huang Tianchou in surprise: "Isn't it?" ”

Huang Tianchou nodded: "Definitely not." The impermanence of the second master has it, and the bull head and horse noodles are not counted. ”

"Huh?" I asked, "Why?" ”

"Black and white impermanence and bull head and horse face have been rumored to be indecent. In the Netherworld, they represent official positions. Huang Tianchou patiently explained: "Just like the second master of impermanence, one is black and one is white, one is a soul seducer, and the other is a life seeker." The black and white clothes are equivalent to official uniforms, not that there are two yin differences in the entire underworld called black and white impermanence. Isn't that tired of the second master? How many people die in a day? No matter how high the mana is, it's too busy. ”

I thought about it for a while, what Huang Tianchou said is also right, we don't count foreign countries, maybe people have Satan, just talk about China, there are hundreds of millions of people, maybe someone will die every second, and there is no guarantee that only one child will die at a time, if the two of them are busy living, it will be really tiring.

Huang Tianchou continued: "As for the bull head and horse noodles, it is more. They are the inconsistencies of the tunnel, one is responsible for escorting and the other is responsible for guiding the way. You'll be able to see them when you have a chance to go to the shade in the future! ”

I shuddered and said, "I don't want to go to the yin, you won't go, I don't dare." ”

Huang Tianchou said to me with a mocking face: "Why are you so daring? When the time comes, naturally our old breeze will lead you, what are you afraid of? I am Yang Xian'er, they are Yin Xian'er, if you go to Yin, they have to take you there, and the mountains in the Yang world will send a message to inquire about the news, which is what our Huang family does. The division of labor is different, and there is a reason why I don't go, can we be the same? ”

I muttered, "Oh, I'll talk about it then, I don't want to go right now, anyway." ”

"It's up to you, but it's too early to say this, so I'll continue to talk about the two of them!" Huang Tianchou continued: "That girl wants to get rid of this resentment, then she has to do what she wants to do most in her life......