Chapter 21: Lao Wang
As soon as he got home, Chang Le found that something was wrong inside, the lights were on, and there were obviously people.
Chang Le ran to the bedroom and took a look, and found a stranger, oh no, to be exact, this person he had seen.
I saw an old man with a bald head sitting on his small bed, picking his feet with one hand, throwing peanuts and beans into his mouth with the other hand, staring at the computer screen with two eyes.
Tang Xiaoru covered her eyes on the side, too ashamed to look at it, her pale face was already red.
When the old man heard the voice, he turned his head around, saw Chang Le, and said with a hippie smile: "Young man, are you back?" Then he pointed to the computer screen and said, "Good taste!" ”
This guy is the old man who gave him the system when Chang Le was depressed that day, Chang Le was also very excited to see him, and shouted loudly: "I can be regarded as letting me find you!" As he spoke, he ran towards the old man in one step and two steps.
The old man thought that Chang Le had changed his life because he got the system, and he was grateful to himself, and he was about to give himself a hug, and he opened his arms.
Who knows, Chang Le picked up a broom and hit the old man on his face, shouting while beating: "You old bastard is embarrassed to come to see me!" ”
The old man was so frightened that he hurried to roll on a lazy donkey, and the broom was swept against his scalp, and he shouted as he dodged.
"What's the matter with you kid, you're so fierce when you meet!"
"You still have the face to say, it's all the bullshit system you gave me, which has messed up my normal life, and now I'm a ghost when I open my eyes, and I'm a ghost when I close my eyes, I can see ghosts when I go out, and I can see ghosts when I go home!"
Chang Le was angry when he saw this old guy, if it weren't for him, would he be like this now.
Suddenly, the house crackled and chickens flew and dogs jumped, like the New Year, so lively.
The old man was chased under the bed by Chang Le, holding on to the bed board and not letting go, Chang Le dragged the old man's legs full of leg hair and dragged them out.
Tang Xiaoru also persuaded on the side, but Chang Le couldn't listen to it at all, and he had to dismantle this old man today.
Seeing that the old guy refused to come out, Chang Le was so angry that he ran to the toilet and came out with the wooden mop.
"Old bastard, you don't come out, don't you, I let you not come out, I let you not come out!" While scolding, he gritted his teeth and poked inside.
"You little bastard, bully me like this, an old man, beware of damnation! Oops, you tap! Ass! ”
"Forget it about chopping me to death, I have to kill you old turtle when I die!"
Seeing this inappropriate scene for children, Tang Xiaoru covered her eyes again.
It is estimated that he was stabbed by Chang Le with a mop and couldn't stand it, the old man suddenly slapped the ground and shouted: "Suce!" ”
Strange things happened, I saw that the mop head in Chang Le's hand fell to the ground with a "snap", and then no matter how hard he tried, he just couldn't pick it up, as if it was a metal stick adsorbed by a strong magnet, and it didn't move at all.
Chang Le unwillingly pulled it out twice, but he still didn't move, and finally gave up.
When the old man saw that the crisis was over, he rubbed his aching buttocks and got out from under the bed.
Chang Le looked at the old man with a frightened expression, the momentum just now disappeared in an instant, and he pointed at him and said tremblingly: "You...... You...... What the hell are you! What are you going to do! ”
After hearing this, the old man looked displeased and said: "You are the ghost, Lao Tzu is a god!" ”
"Do you still have two brothers, one is called Jing and the other is sick?" Chang Le thought to himself, how can there be a god like you, who is not raunchy and does not say anything, and also harms young men from good families.
"You're so crazy, let's be honest with you, I'm actually the land lord of H City! My surname is Wang, and you can call me Wang Lao in the future. ”
"It's still the old king! Net likes to drill under other people's beds, what are you doing with me, see how bad I was by you, right? Chang Le pouted on the side.
When the prince of the land heard this, he was not happy at that time: "Hey, you conscienceless little rabbit cub, when did my land hurt you, didn't I pity you when I saw that I was dumped by the girl's family that day, so I sympathized with you and gave you this system?" ”
"Okay, okay, let's not open any pot and mention which pot, I wonder, there are people in the world who are worse than me, why do you always care for me so much." Chang Le felt palpitations when he remembered that he had been dumped, and quickly stopped.
"Nonsense, that piece is my jurisdiction, I'm afraid that you kid won't be able to find a place to cry, and if you drink too much, you will pee on my face!"
Chang Le did have this plan at that time, but he didn't expect to be seen by this old man.
"Okay, let's stop talking, let's get down to business, I guess you must have other things to do this time." Chang Le said.
The old man helped up the chair that had been kicked down, then sat on it, looked Chang Le up and down with Erlang's legs crossed, and asked after a while: "I see that your kid has been doing well recently, and he has caught a few ghosts in a row, are you already familiar with this system?" ”
"Hmm." Chang Le nodded.
"Did you make your debut, and took on a few tasks to subdue demons and eliminate demons, and made a little money?"
"Well, it's okay." Chang Le nodded again.
"Well, am I very interesting to you, so that you can make money and be famous?"
"Just say what you want to say, don't sell it?" Watching the land lord keep putting gold on his face, Chang Le knew that something must be wrong.
"I'll tell you the truth, I'm here this time because I want to ask you for something." Seeing that Chang Le had seen through it, the land hurriedly rubbed his hands and said with a sneer.
It turns out that this is the case, on July 15 of this year, that is, the Midyear Festival, on that day, the ghost door is wide open, and ghosts of all sizes will come to the world.
It happened that day that the hell was on holiday, and the local Lord of Yama came to the city of H with several judges, because the old king is the land lord of the city of H, it stands to reason that he should do the friendship of the landlord, so he entertained the Lord of Yama and the ghosts, and then greeted the prince of the city god or something, and went to drink together.
Lao Wang likes to persuade wine, and he usually has a lot of work, and Lord Yan is also ready to relax, so he drank more that day.
It is said that drinking is wrong, but because of this drink, it really misses a big thing.
The ghost sent the judge or something to see that his boss was open and drunk, and there was no ambiguity, so they were all drunk, and when a fool went back, there was a gap in the ghost door.
The king of Hades and the judges were also drunk, they didn't care if the ghost gate was closed, and they had already gone back to sleep.
As a result, not long after that day, the underworld found that there would be a few fewer ghosts on his side in three days.
At first, they didn't care, because there were often ghosts disappearing in the underworld, until one day, they found that a few big ghosts were gone, and they knew that something was wrong.
The underworld was restless in those days, and there were ghost soldiers patrolling everywhere, and finally found that the ghost door was not closed, which is why Changle's system would close the underground passage in those days.
Because the ghost gate will only be opened on the day of the mid-year festival on the fifteenth day of July, there is no yin guard nearby at all.
Those ghosts and ghosts wandering on Huangquan Road found out here, it was not equivalent to herding sheep, and they fled from here to the underworld and came to the world, so this is why Changle can always meet ghosts in H City.
It stands to reason that there are so many ghosts running away from the underworld, and the king of Yama and the judges can't escape from it, they are derelict in their duties, and the old king of the land is naturally unhappy, because he also has a share, if he hadn't poured the king of Yama wine so much, he would definitely not have done this.
However, this matter must not be known to the superiors of Hades, otherwise, once the stuffing is exposed, it will definitely be sued to the heavenly court, and it is estimated that Hades and the judges will be dismissed and investigated together.
At this time, he suddenly thought that he had given a kid a ghost hunting system, and now the first task is to catch all the demons and monsters that escaped, so he came to Chang Le.
After Chang Le listened, he scolded his mother in his heart: "The old bastard is looking for me to help them wipe their butts." ”
"Don't do it! It's my! Chang Le directly refused.