Chapter 650: Taishan Rough Stone was restrained
The Giant Spirit God belongs to the central guard in the Heavenly Court, and in modern terms, it is the Praetorian Guard beside the emperor, and it has nothing to do with the army system of the Heavenly Soldiers and Heavenly Generals. Therefore, when Deng Bowen ordered to capture the Giant Spirit God, the Giant Spirit God did not react, but waved the plate axe in his hand and said loudly: "If you are not afraid of being shattered by me, come here." Deng Bowen, there are people in the heavenly court who cover you, but in the human realm you are not spiritual. There's a kind of don't run, after cleaning up this group of smashed Lao Tzu, I will beat you until you kneel down and beg for mercy! ”
One is the marshal of the Thunder Department, the head of the thirty-six heavenly generals; One is the personal guard of the Jade Emperor, one of the few generals who can fight the most in Heavenly Court. I can't be happy about these two people now because of me, because it's the exact opposite of what I originally intended.
In my plan, even in my grandfather's plan, my role is to stabilize the human realm, and I don't have to worry about other things, they will take care of it.
But now that the giant spirit god is making such a fuss, I have to get involved, although I have Taishan Rough Stone on my body and am not afraid of any immortals, but others can't, in front of the immortals, they are as weak as crispy chicken, and they have no resistance at all. And although I have the Taishan Rough Stone and am not afraid of the attack of the gods, I can't clean up the immortals, this thing can only be used for self-preservation.
A group of heavenly soldiers surrounded the giant spirit god and continued to fight with the military array, and the giant spirit god was not frightened, and kept splitting those heavenly soldiers with axes, but these heavenly soldiers were not damaged at all, and came back to continue to besiege the giant spirit god.
Outside the battle circle, Deng Bowen sat on the unicorn and watched this scene and sneered: "Giant Spirit God, I advise you to surrender early, although you have strong personal combat effectiveness, but you don't know anything about the formation, you don't know how to deal with my military formation, whether you admit it or not, you can't win." This military formation was designed by Yuan Shi Tianzun himself, no matter how big an immortal you are, you are in vain, because if you want to break the formation, you must kill all the heavenly soldiers at the same time. Do you have what it takes? ”
The Djinn God scolded him as he fought: "Dog mongrel! Lao Tzu will break your formation. Brother, you hurry up, don't worry about me, I'm fine, it's a big deal to go back to heaven and be punished, anyway, my life is endless, don't worry about me......"
I glanced at him, now I really can't help staying here, and when I was about to leave with the Son of Heaven sword, Dunberwin suddenly appeared in front of me: "Go?" You mortal, who let you go? What about the Luna God? Let her come out, I heard that the moon god is as beautiful as a flower, and I am ready to ask the Jade Emperor to let her marry me......"
I didn't want to talk to him, but he said something like that.
Well, although I am not as good as Brother Wang in scolding skills, I have been with him for so long, and it is not for nothing. Anyway, you can't move me, and Lao Tzu can't help you, so just scold first!
"Dunberwin, huh? As an immortal, you actually said such the words of the mountain king, this is really the work of the gods? You look like a rabbit, you should marry someone else as a wife, at least find a girlfriend or something. I've heard that there are a few strange-looking immortals in the twenty-eight constellations, so it's better to follow them. A woman's family is also shouting to marry someone else, are you afraid that you want us to laugh off our big teeth? ”
A burst of laughter came from the giant spirit god in the distance: "Hahaha, brother, I have seen that this kid is not pleasing to the eye, or you can say it with your mouth, he is a rabbit master, or is it upside down." I heard that the relationship between the high-ranking generals of the Lei Department was chaotic, and now it seems that there is indeed a matter......"
There's a piece of!
Lao Tzu just said casually, the giant spirit god is energetic, and the rabbit master keeps screaming, for fear that others will not know.
Dunberwin's face flushed, and he threw a sledgehammer at me: "Give me death!" ”
I looked at him with a smile on my face, how angry I came: "Come on, come on, if you can't kill me, you will be a turtle son bastard, even if you come, aren't you very powerful?" Hurry up, Lao Tzu happens to be itching on his body......"
His hammer stopped when it landed only one centimeter on my head, he looked at me blankly, and then threw another sledgehammer at me: "If I don't kill you today, I Dunberwin will not be a man!" ”
Since I can't leave at this time, I simply won't leave: "Deng Bowen, you better don't say such things, otherwise you will really become an animal." I'm the chosen one, and all the immortals in Heavenly Court can't hurt me in the slightest, so don't bother, let alone talk big, it's not good to slap yourself in the face......"
He didn't believe in evil and smashed dozens of hammers at me, but no matter how hard he tried, even the thunder fell, but it couldn't hurt me. And the more he couldn't hit me, the more angry he became, and the more angry he became, the more chaotic his moves became, and in the end, he couldn't even move a single hair of my hair......
Thinking about it, a middle-level military general in the Heavenly Court faced a mortal but made a mess of chicken feathers, and he really couldn't hold it on his face. But I don't know why, I can't help but feel very happy to see him like this.
Uncle, let you think about my daughter-in-law! What the hell, is the fairy amazing? Can the gods do whatever they want? Can the gods want anyone's daughter-in-law?
Seeing that Dunberwin was thunderous but helpless against me, I looked at him with a smile and asked: "Dunberwin, what kind of moon god did you seal, my wife is not interested, you can find whoever you like." In addition, when will your heavenly court be free to marry and love like this? Doesn't it mean that you can't have seven emotions and six desires, just like Western monks? If you do this, you will take the lead in violating the rules of the Heavenly Court......"
Dunberwin couldn't maintain the demeanor of an immortal at this moment, and he yelled at me: "You mortal, do you have the right to speak? I have whatever I want in Heavenly Court, don't think that you know Heavenly Court very well, what are you? ”
Day!
I immediately tried to change my expression into the kind of expression that Brother Wang had when he scolded: "Yes, yes, I'm nothing, but you can't even hurt a single hair of me, isn't it even more unbearable than me?" Dog things, today I will let you see and understand, the human world is not your back garden, you can come and go if you want, bully whoever you want, you are still from the human world, the person who raised you back then might as well raise a dog, the dog still knows how to repay the favor, do you know how to write the word "repay gratitude"? ”
The giant spirit god is very gossipy, and after hearing my scolding, he immediately took the words: "It is rumored that Marshal Deng is the son of Fuxi, whether it is true or not, but this matter is only known to the old guys in ancient times, and we don't know what's going on." Why was he able to become the Thunder Priest at such a young age and become the head of the Thirty-six Heavenly Generals? It's greasy, but it's very intriguing......"
Damn, isn't Fu Xi the Emperor of Yan? Emperor Yan is the Emperor of Heaven, if what the Giant Spirit God said is true, then this Marshal Deng can be regarded as the most upright person in the Heavenly Court. Although Emperor Yan is not the Jade Emperor, he is also the Emperor of the Four Directions, and no matter how much favoritism and malpractice, he will strive for a good future for his son......
But in this way, all the stories about Dunberwin in the folk can be overturned, and even the records on the encyclopedia are not true.
Deng Bowen didn't refute, nor did he speak, but attacked me more violently, at this moment the dark clouds in the sky rolled, thunder bursts, and lightning fell, and when it was about to hit me, it automatically changed direction and hit the Yunmeng Mountain below.
Luckily, I didn't leave, and I couldn't imagine it if I were in the city.
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