Chapter 1 Actually, I'm a pervert!
"What a jasmine~What a jasmine~"
A room full of people looked at the old man who was squatting on the ground and singing to himself.
Everyone didn't expect that even Zhang Daxian, who was known as the "first person to subdue demons and eliminate demons in H City", failed, but fortunately, he didn't lose his life like the previous Mr. Yin and Yang who were invited before, maybe because Zhang Daxian was profound, he was just crazy.
Boss Qian rubbed his aching temples and waved his hand, and a few big men walked in from outside the door, dragged the crazy old man into the car and sent him to a mental hospital.
Recently, the boss of Wanteng Group, Qian Gui, has been on the spot, his ancestors recruited unclean things in the old house in the countryside, and invited a total of several people who claimed to be able to subdue demons and eliminate demons, but the matter was not done, and there was a result of three deaths and one madness.
"What to do! Seeing that my father is going to the old house to worship his ancestors next month, there is a big mess, what is this called! Qian Gui walked around the wide hall with his hands behind his back, like an ant on a hot pot.
As soon as the news spread ten, ten and hundred, I heard that even Zhang Daxian overturned, those charlatans who were holding the Qian family's stupid money and were ready to make a fortune were all smart, as long as they inquired about going to the Qian family, they showed an expression of a dead father crying mother, waved their hands, and dropped a sentence "I'm afraid the road is not enough, you should ask for another master", and then the girl ran away, faster than a rabbit.
Another week passed, and no one was willing to take this errand when the time was approaching, and finally one day, a "master" came to the office of the boss of Wanteng Group.
"Hello, my name is Chang Le, are you looking for a capable person who can subdue demons and eliminate demons?"
Qian Gui looked this person up and down, in his early twenties, white and clean, with an innocent and harmless smile on his handsome face, he looked similar to those college students, and thought, can this person be reliable?
However, at this juncture in front of him, the news of his family has already spread, and no one wants or dares to take over his family's work.
"Well, that's the case, the house of our boss's ancestors will be haunted at night recently, you may have heard before, I went to a few high-ranking people, all failed, and some even took their lives, this is a very dangerous commission."
Manager Sun next to him looked at Chang Le, and concluded that it must be a little kid who just left the school gate and couldn't find a suitable job, knowing that Wanteng Group is a big company and wants to cheat some money from here, so he is ready to scare him away.
"Oh, I see, I've heard a little bit about it before, I just debuted not long ago, I want to find some work to do, ask those old-timers, and they let me come here." Chang Le said.
After hearing this, Manager Sun secretly scolded in his heart: "What a hatred you have with those old guys, this is obviously cheating you, why don't they come when there is such a good thing." ”
"Young man, I can tell you, the dirty things in the old house are amazing, Zhang Daxian you know no, he has nothing to do with that thing, I see that you are young or hurry up and find a class, don't wade into this troubled water." Manager Sun spoke, to be honest, he was not afraid that the child in front of him would deceive the boss for some money, and he also knew that Qian Gui didn't care about that money, mainly because he didn't want him to die at a young age.
"Don't worry, my price is not very expensive, this is my first time to get rid of demons, I will give you a discount, eight hundred and eighty-eight ......"
"It's not a question of money or not...... Manager Sun just wanted the security guard to drive the young man away, but Qian Gui on the side spoke.
"Since the little master is so confident, let him give it a try, perhaps, the little master's Taoism is even higher than Zhang Daxian."
Hearing what the boss said, Manager Sun consciously closed his mouth, he knew that the boss was in a hurry to go to the doctor, so he went out with Chang Le.
handed over the address and key of the old house to Chang Le, and after a thousand instructions, Chang Le went.
Looking at Chang Le's distant back, Manager Sun shook his head helplessly, took out his mobile phone and dialed a call.
"Hey, Yingshan Psychiatric Hospital? Book me another bed......"
Chang Le followed the address and came to the Qian family's old house in the evening.
This is a relatively large house, and in the past, it was already a luxury house, and only the rich lived in it.
Pushing open the door and walking in, a smell of corruption greeted me, and it seemed that there had been no one to clean it.
Entering the main hall, the tables and chairs were scattered all over the place, and the yellow rune paper and indescribable magic weapons were scattered all over the ground, obviously showing traces of fighting, which were the masterpieces of the previous Mr. Yin and Yang.
Chang Le put his luggage on the floor of the guest room and walked around the house a few times to familiarize himself with the terrain.
When I returned to the room, I didn't take out a compass to measure the fortune teller like those professional ghost masters, but went to bed without even taking off my shoes, took out a mobile phone from my bag, and played Plants vs. Zombies.
At midnight, dark clouds rose in the sky, obscuring the moonlight and stars, and a crow parked on the crooked-necked locust tree in the courtyard made a "quack" cry, which filled the already dark courtyard with a strange atmosphere.
"What a jasmine, what a jasmine......"
Chang Le, who was sleeping soundly, heard singing from the next room at this time, and got up from the bed.
"Singing in the middle of the night, there must be something strange, go and see!"
I followed the sound to a room on the westernmost side of the Qian Mansion, there was light in it, and it was dimly through the window paper, and the back of a woman could be faintly seen inside, and the singing came from here.
"Crunch" pushed open the door, and Chang Le slowly walked in.
Inside is a graceful woman dressed in a white blue and white porcelain cheongsam, the well-cut cheongsam outlines her graceful figure, and where the slit is, is a pair of slender jade legs, shining under the kerosene lamp.
The woman had her back to Changle, so she couldn't see her face clearly, and she was facing the dresser, combing her waist-length hair.
Normally, this kind of scene appears in horror films, where men who have been seduced by their minds will be courteous, praise women, and then be scared half to death when the woman turns around.
In the middle of the night, the beautiful woman who combs her hair in the mirror is definitely not a normal person, yes, this is the so-called unclean thing in this house.
"Call a chicken, wake me up to sleep!"
The woman thought that this boy would boast about the beauty of her singing voice or her beautiful hair like other men, but who knows, after waiting for a long time, she almost didn't fall off the chair.
"What do you have to comb those hairs, comb them every day, comb them every night, and I'm not afraid that one day I'll comb your baldness!"
Seeing that the woman was indifferent and continued to comb her hair, Chang Le continued.
After hearing this, the woman who combed her hair almost exploded, but she deliberately kept calm, put down the comb, and said in a voice like a heavenly sound: "Why is Childe so prejudiced against the little woman? Who would have thought that Chang Le would be such a headless sentence.
"Nonsense, of course there is! You said that you are singing in addition to combing your hair, can you change some new tricks, at least take off one or two pieces for me to be happy, and it will not be in vain for me to run all the way! ”
The woman finally couldn't sit still, turned around and stood up, and Chang Le saw her face clearly.
Under the smooth forehead, willow eyebrows and apricot eyes, beautiful nose and cherry lips, under the white neck, you can vaguely see the shallow clavicle groove, and then below is the towering mountain peak that is about to come out, what a superb beauty.
Chang Le looked at the beautiful woman in front of him, standing in place in a daze, with a big mouth.
Seeing Chang Le's reaction, the woman covered her cherry mouth with her slender jade hand and smiled: "How is it, Childe, now, do you think I am beautiful?" ”
Chang Le looked at the beautiful woman in front of him with a dull gaze, and said blankly: "Beautiful...... Beauty...... Beautiful"
The woman nodded with satisfaction, lifted Erlang's legs, hooked the toes of her white high heels to her side, threw a wink and said, "Then why are you still stunned, Childe, come on." ”
"Beauty...... Beauty...... Beautiful fart! Chang Le finally said with a wicked smile on the corner of his mouth.
"How can it be!" The woman was finally enraged, and let out a sharp roar, and a black gas came out of her body.
"Bang!" A gloomy wind blew out the dim kerosene lamp and fell to the ground, shattering the glass.
Looking at the woman again, the white blue and white porcelain cheongsam slowly turned red, the pink skin began to turn pale, and the sharp nails grew from the inside of the fingers at a speed visible to the naked eye.
The original pretty face has changed, and bright red blood flows from the eyes, and now it is still the stunning beauty just now, and the whole thing is a hideous ghost.
"Warning, strong magnetic field fluctuations have been detected, and the system has determined that it is a red-clothed long-haired female ghost, and the danger level is C, it is recommended to retreat!"
Chang Le's head came with a mechanical female voice of the system.
"Haha, it's finally revealed!" Chang Le laughed.
"Unexpectedly, the old Taoist priest before couldn't escape my charm technique, but you kid don't eat this set, I'll see how capable you are!" The female ghost was choked by Chang Le's words before, but now she finally couldn't help but explode, she wanted to see what the hell was sacred about this young little monk.
"Look at the fart, slip away!" Who knew that Chang Le's next move surprised the female ghost, and she turned around and ran outside.
"Shhh Hiss! Suddenly, the female ghost's originally black and bright hair shot towards Chang Le like a beam of light, Chang Le just ran to the door, and found that the doorknob had been entangled in thick hair, and pushed the thread to move, and then, his hands and feet were all entangled in long black hair, and he couldn't move.
The female ghost slowly floated over with her feet in the air, circled around Chang Le twice, and then put her hideous face in front of Chang Le, and said with a playful face: "If you want to run, it's not that easy, don't forget, I'm a female ghost!" ”
Chang Le, who was tied up like a mummy, showed his face outside, but there was no trace of horror in his expression, but a smile that had succeeded in his plan.
"Hey, actually...... I'm a pervert! ”