Chapter 386: Dead Pigs Are Not Afraid of Boiling Water

Gao Shiman thought for a while and said: "The first time, it's unforgettable, but I forget when, but I remember that day I knelt stupidly for a long time, and I have never knelt for such a long time in my life." ”

Xiangcheng laughed when he heard this: "Since your father punished you to kneel, then you still say that he is good?" ”

"What, I'm a person who loves and hates clearly, the emperor didn't have the heart to punish me, I was stupid, and I don't know if I fell into evil or what. Confucius said, people don't know and don't be ashamed, I'm a gentleman, so I don't care, female gentleman, understand? ”

Xiangcheng covered her mouth, she was always amused by Gao Shiman so easily: "Okay, female gentleman." ”

Gao Shiman didn't care, and continued: "Last time the emperor ate insects, I really admired him." As a human monarch, being able to do the worries of the world before is really an example for the human monarch. ”

"Eat insects! What worms to eat? Xiangcheng was shocked, and it was even more inexplicable.

"It's just that there was a locust plague in the area of the capital last time, and the emperor ate a lot of locusts in a fit of anger, which really disgusted me to death." Gao Shiman really didn't know whether it was praise or what, he changed his tone as he spoke, and he was suspected of exaggeration.

Seeing Xiangcheng stunned by what she said, glaring at herself without answering a word, she grinned and said: "This code is one yard, the emperor eats insects, I am admiring and disgusting, you can't help but make me disgusting, these two emotions do not contradict each other, isn't it." Oh my god, think about that ecstasy, tsk. ”

She was full of emotion, and those who didn't know thought she was born as a storyteller in a teahouse. After saying that, he paused and cleared his throat and said: "The emperor knows that the way to be a king is to save the people first; Throughout the ages, how many emperors have not extinguished their selfish desires, indulged in lust, and can be so sympathetic to the world as the emperor, let alone Mingjun, that is, he is the first emperor of the ages, and no one dares to object. ”

Of course, no one dares to object, who dares to object, don't want to mix?

Xiangcheng was almost fluttering by what she said. She watched Gao Shiman salivate and praise her father, not to mention how beautiful it was. As everyone knows, outside the door, Shen Lixing is accompanying the emperor who is like a divine soldier descending from the sky, standing at the door grinning his teeth, wanting to laugh but not smiling. The emperor heard that Gao Shiman was whimsical here, and Xiangcheng, which should have been far away in Tibet, was also in this room, and the expression on his face was very exciting. He glanced at Shen Lixing, smiling rather than smiling.

"You're exaggerating, in front of me, you don't have to pat yourself on the back, can your father really be called the first emperor of the ages?" When Xiangcheng came back to his senses, he felt that Gao Shiman was teasing himself.

The emperor couldn't help but be very depressed when he heard this, is this his own daughter, and he dares to question the wisdom and martial arts of his father, who has no ancients before or after him? To be honest, Gao Shiman didn't say it, he also felt that he could barely be regarded as an emperor through the ages.

"What an exaggeration! When your father heard this, he was afraid that he would be angry with you. told you to read more books, you don't listen, if you know history, you will understand why I said that", Gao Shiman was straightforward at this time, eager to express his inner admiration for the emperor, but fortunately Xiangcheng didn't care.

"Father, how can I be so angry to death", Xiangcheng laughed.

Shen Lixing didn't dare to squeak outside, and peeked at the emperor, although the wind was calm, but from his eyes, he could see that his heart was not at peace.

"The First Emperor can be regarded as the first emperor of the ages, but it's more because he is the first, let him take advantage! The rule of Wenjing, the stability and wealth of the world, is the first prosperous era in history, but for Emperor Jing, political achievements do not mean his success, so he is not famous; Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, Liu Che, was the emperor who opened the world, but he was too cruel to his own women, and I didn't like it. "She is called commenting on history, it is simply a commentary, if these emperors in history know that she has such an evaluation, wouldn't she be so angry that she will turn out of the coffin.

Gao Shiman talked to himself, half reliable, half unreliable, but Xiangcheng listened to it with relish.

"Han Xuan Zhongxing, give him the title of a virtuous monarch; Emperor Wu of the Three Kingdoms, a hero with both wisdom and bravery, unfortunately still failed to unify the Central Plains; Hey, by the way, I like Emperor Wen of Sui Yang Jian! Gao Shiman was startled and vowed to forget all his troubles in Xiangcheng.

The emperor heard her say that she liked Yang Jian outside, and his eyes narrowed involuntarily. Shen Lixing was about to cough and remind her not to talk nonsense, but the emperor turned his head and glared at him at the right time, and he didn't dare to move again.

"Why?" Xiangcheng is a curious baby today, isn't Gao Shiman just waiting for her to ask.

"Why, because he's afraid of guilt...... Ha ha! Gao Shiman smirked. Xiangcheng rolled his eyes and said, "Just because of this, you like him?" ”

"Of course, what a man!" Gao Shiman smacked his lips and sucked again.

Xiangcheng sneered and said: "As a monarch, he is afraid of the inside, not to mention his identity, even ordinary people are afraid of the inside, and they will be looked down upon, your level of appreciation is really strange." ”

"You know what!" Gao Shiman glared at her disdainfully, "You're still not a woman, how can you help men speak?" Could it be that your man doesn't listen to you for anything, and you think that he is a real man and a good man, and your heart will be comfortable? ”

Xiangcheng had a bitter face, but he was speechless. Gao Shiman saw the sad things of others, and smiled awkwardly: "How can this man be afraid of women, he can't beat or scold, only if he really loves you in his heart, he will be afraid of you, the world says that this kind of man is unproductive, hum, this is prejudice and jealousy!" ”

Xiangcheng was suddenly enlightened by what she said, so he nodded and said, "What you said makes sense." ”

"I never say anything unreasonable", Gao Shiman started to run the train again, "So, you see which emperor in history is qualified to be called the first emperor of the ages by my tall god, pinching your fingers, it's really not much." If your father can be as virtuous, begging, benevolent, and evil as he is now, I dare to guarantee that the annals of Khan Qing will definitely take him as a model of Mingjun, and he will be admired by future generations. ”

Shen Lixing listened to her say that she was dead and dead, and touched his nose helplessly. The emperor was thoughtful.

There was no movement for a long time, and the emperor was about to raise his feet to scare this unabashed tall god, but he heard Gao Shiman sigh inside and said, "It would be nice if the emperor were my father." ”

Xiangcheng laughed: "Then what about your father?" ”

"My father, give it to Gao Shijuan, he used to love my second sister the most, otherwise how could I have almost been killed by Aunt Lu at that time!" Gao Shiman leisurely, anyway, is amusing Xiangcheng, what is the matter.

Almost hit and killed by an aunt? The emperor was unhappy when he heard this, and couldn't help but glance at Shen Lixing. Shen Lixing stood behind him in an orderly manner, not saying a word, obviously acquiescing to this statement.

Xiangcheng was about to comfort her, but someone suddenly said at the door: "Why are you talking about death today?" ”

Gao Shiman was startled, and when he looked at it, the emperor had calmly stepped into the door and was standing at the door, wasn't it Shen Lixing behind him? She was busy subconsciously going to look at Xiangcheng, Xiangcheng was stupid when she saw the emperor for a while, obviously the person who was thinking about it in her heart was in front of her, but her legs and feet didn't listen to her brain.

"The Emperor...... The emperor ......" Gao Shiman's heart turned sharply, the emperor didn't know how much he had heard the nonsense he had just said, he didn't say anything bad about him, fortunately he didn't say anything.

Xiangcheng burst into tears, Gao Shiman glared at Shen Lixing, and the resentment in his eyes could only be understood by Shen Lixing, that is, why didn't you bastard inform us that the emperor was coming? In fact, Shen Lixing was also caught off guard by the emperor, how could he have time to think too much at this time, he was busy glancing at Gao Shiman, and then snorted at Xiangcheng.

Gao Shiman was stunned, and saw that the emperor was looking at Xiangcheng, and said to Xiangcheng in a hurry: "Xiangcheng, don't you think about the emperor every day, the emperor is here, are you stupid?" ”

Xiangcheng blinked his tears and wiped them with his hand, and Gao Shiman said affectionately: "This is not a dream." "Anyway, it has been discovered by the emperor, it's a big deal to break the jar, and the dead pig is not afraid of boiling water.

It turned out that the emperor was suspicious when he heard Gao Shiman's drunken words yesterday, and although he was mentally prepared before coming to Zhuangzi, he was also very excited at this time. He forced his heart and said excitedly: "Xiangcheng, you have suffered. ”

Xiangcheng stepped forward and threw himself into the emperor's arms and cried bitterly, Gao Shiman looked at the father and daughter, and then at Shen Lixing, and quietly stepped forward to escape. She silently said "You can't see me, you can't see me" in her mouth wishful thinking, and then quietly moved to the door.

When the emperor saw that she was like a mouse, he couldn't help but be amused, and said in a deep voice: "Where are you going?" ”

"Huh?" Gao Shiman was excited, but the emperor ignored her, helped Xiangcheng to wipe her tears and said softly: "Since you are back, why don't you inform your father?" She is used to deceiving people, tricking you into selling you, and you have to help her count the silver. ”

Xiangcheng burst into tears and said with a smile: "Father, son...... It's a humiliating mission, it's Erchen who pestered Shiman to help me return to Beijing, don't blame her. ”

"When did Father say he was going to blame her?" The emperor glanced at Gao Shiman meaningfully.

Gao Shiman was stunned, the emperor didn't blame her? That's right, on this point, she has reached a consensus with Shen Lixing, if she is a little woman mentality, she will misjudge this kind of big thing, then what about Shen Lixing, is this emperor white and red, different?

Gao Shiman looked down at her toes, and she thought to herself in the heart of a villain: How smart the emperor is, he must have seen that the wood has become a boat and the rice has become a meal, in order not to offend Shen Lixing and me, he pretended to be relaxed, and said that one day we fell into the water, he is not like beating the water dog?

With this thought, she was shocked, and subconsciously raised her head to look at Shen Lixing, but Shen Lixing's face was not different, and when she saw her coming over, he smiled mysteriously at her.

Laugh at your sister, Gao Shiman scolded secretly, and lowered his head again, this matter was promoted by her, Shen Lixing was under her own coercion, and she reluctantly agreed, what do you say today, she also has to choose Shen Lixing.

Xiangcheng listened to the emperor's words, and finally relieved herself, she pulled the emperor and said, "Father, you sit." ”

The emperor sat down, and Gao Shiman took the opportunity to say: "Your Majesty, you guys talk first, we're going out." ”

"Go ahead."

Gao Shiman hurriedly retreated, Shen Lixing came out with her, stepped aside, and she whispered: "Why is the emperor here, what now?" ”