Chapter 6: How You!

There is a saying that the dog bites Lu Dongbin and does not know the hearts of good people.

Chang Le is depressed, originally what he did today was a good thing to punish evil and promote good, but in the end, he didn't get any benefits, and he was labeled as a hooligan, if he didn't run fast, it is estimated that now he has to let the gang of righteous heroes on the bus beat him into a pig's head, and then twist it to the public security organs.

At this time, he thought of the allusions that the old man once told him, "Lu Dongbin and the Dog", "The Farmer and the Snake", "Mr. Dongguo and the Wolf", and today, the ungrateful fourth masterpiece "Changle and the Girl in a Short Skirt" was produced.

"Damn, next time you're a rapist, XXOO Lao Tzu won't care." Chang Le washed his face at the faucet in the small park and swore secretly.

When he got home, it was already nine o'clock at night, and Chang Le didn't dare to take the bus again, for fear that the gang would block him again, so he walked seven or eight kilometers before returning to his nest.

As soon as I entered the door, I saw Tang Xiaoru obediently in a corner, and it seemed that she didn't cause any trouble.

"Brother Lele, what's wrong with your face?" Tang Xiaoru saw that Chang Le's face still had shallow nail prints, and asked curiously.

"Met a female madwoman." Chang Le finished speaking angrily, didn't pay any attention to Tang Xiaoru, rolled onto the bed, and started playing with his mobile phone.

Today is different from usual.,Usually Changle lives alone.,In your spare time, you can watch island action movies and masturbate or something.,No way.,Who made him a representative of the People's Congress of the Singles Association now.,The hardships of a virgin.,Who understands.。

Now, suddenly there is a girl in the house, oh, it should be said that it is a female ghost, floating around in the house and looking really awkward.

"Hey, Tang Xiaoru, can you find a place I can't see and stay well, it's weird at night." Chang Le expressed his dissatisfaction.

Tang Xiaoru didn't speak, looked at this, looked at that and didn't find a suitable place, and finally simply got under Changle's bed and disappeared.

"This is even more Nima Horror! Alas, forget it, out of sight and out of mind. Chang Le didn't have time to care about the female ghost under his bed, so he fell asleep.

I have to admire Chang Le, recently, he has become accustomed to dealing with ghosts, so he can also sleep.

Early the next morning, Chang Le went out to the morning market, bought a bowl of soy milk and a pancake and returned to his residence.

Watching TV while eating, he was mainly concerned about whether there was a report on yesterday's bus in the news, don't really be wanted because of hooligans.

At the end of the morning report, he was relieved to see that he was not on TV.

"Also, there are so many big and important cases in H City every day, how can the police uncle have time to focus on taking care of me."

Chang Le glanced at Tang Xiaoru and found that she was looking at herself, no, I should say looking at the pancake fruit in front of her.

"You want to eat?" Chang Le asked curiously.

Tang Xiaoru shook her head embarrassedly, and said in an ethereal voice: "We ghosts don't need to eat the food of the yang world. ”

"Can you eat it?"

"You can't eat it, but you can smell it." Saying that, he looked at the bowl of hot soy milk again, and it seemed that Tang Xiaoru was still a little greedy.

Chang Le pushed the soy milk he didn't drink, Tang Xiaoru didn't refuse, floated over and sniffed, "Thank you, Brother Lele, Xiaoru is already full." Tang Xiaoru thanked Chang Le and went back to the bed.

Chang Le picked up the soy milk that didn't seem to have been touched, took a big sip, and then squirted it out.

"Poof! Why doesn't this taste at all! ”

When the soy milk entered the mouth, it was as bland and tasteless as boiled water, and I just wanted to rush out of the house to settle accounts with the black-hearted boss of the breakfast stall, but then I thought about it carefully, probably this is the way ghosts eat, so I gave up.

It was Saturday, and Changle didn't need to go to school, so he took out his mobile phone to read the WeChat group.

There was a group chat called "Taoist Friends Exchange Group" flashed, and I saw the group manager talking.

Dare to rob the poor Dao of the teacher: "There is a job at one o'clock this afternoon, are you busy?" ”

Everyone: "What kind of work, is the price high?" ”

Dare to rob the teacher with the poor road: "There is a family from other places, and I rented a house for my daughter to live in college, and I always feel a little crazy in it recently, and I want to invite a few people who know Feng Shui Dao to take a look, and I am grateful after the fact." ”

Everyone: "The conditions are good, I'll go, I'll go!" ”

This group is a group of monks who claim to have the ability, but in fact, there are few who really understand, almost all of them are charlatans, and Chang Le also received the commission of the Qian family by chance through this group.

Thinking about it, it is said that it is a heavy thanks, money must be indispensable, I looked at the address, six stations away from my side, the bus is just on the way, Changle feels that he can go.

"I'll go out, you're honestly home." Chang Le said to Tang Xiaoru just like her mother told her children not to be naughty before going to work.

"Okay." Tang Xiaoru responded, watched Chang Le put on his clothes, and went out with a bag on his back.

Chang Le pasted the talisman paper on the door and window again, and checked that it was correct before leaving.

got on the No. 17 bus, Chang Le sat down in a seat in the last row like a wanderer, lowered his head, no way, he was empty-hearted.

Fortunately, nothing happened along the way, and he got out of the car in front of the door of an upscale neighborhood.

The address reads: "Jinyuhuacheng Community, Unit 4, Building 14, Room 1404." ”

"Look at this house number is unlucky, all of them are four!" Chang Le muttered a sentence and went upstairs.

Knocking on the door, I found that there were many people in the house, and a middle-aged man was greeting everyone, Chang Le thought to himself, these guys are quite fast, and they are all ahead of him.

No way, other peers have been in this area for many years, and many of them have become famous, and some even drive luxury cars to pick up work, slightly unsatisfactory, there is also a battery car, like the "big immortal" who squeezes the bus, and it is always happy.

A guy with his hair in a bun and dressed in the appearance of an Armani Taoist spoke first.

"Mr. Jiang, all of you here are all big immortals and small immortals from H City, you are a foreigner, and you are not very familiar with the local situation, let me explain it to you."

Subsequently, this seemingly richest Taoist priest introduced these people to the middle-aged man surnamed Jiang one by one, but when he arrived at Chang Le, he skipped it directly, which made Chang Le really a little unhappy.

Chang Le has just debuted not long ago, and he is neither famous, nor has he communicated with them much, and the whole thing is a little transparent.

In the eyes of a group of old fritters who have been cheating for a long time under the banner of Daxian, this rookie is here to mix money, and no one is looking at him.

The middle-aged man surnamed Jiang listened to the introduction of Taoist Armani almost enough, and still said that the purpose of inviting everyone to come to this trip.

It turned out that Mr. Jiang had a daughter who had just been admitted to a university in H City from other places, and the daughter of the Jiang family was not used to living in the school dormitory, so Mr. Jiang rented a house for her in Jinyuhua City.

However, recently listening to my daughter's reaction, at night, I felt that there was someone in the house, and I began to think that there was a thief, but after looking for a long time, I didn't find the source of the sound.

What's even stranger is that the daughter originally slept in bed the first night, and when she woke up the next day, she would find herself at the door.

You know, Mr. Jiang's daughter has never been in the habit of sleepwalking, so she feels very strange, at first I thought it was just coming to a strange city and was not used to it, but recently there have been more and more strange things, and as a father, I must be worried.

Someone gave Mr. Jiang an idea, just find a few Heavenly Masters and Daoists to come to the room to do some Dharma and go to get rid of bad luck, maybe it will be good.

Listening to the customer's description, the gods are like seeing the banknotes of the white flowers, and Mr. Jiang is also more particular about dressing, obviously a business boss, to put it bluntly, people are stupid and have a lot of money, this kind of person is equivalent to a fat sheep sent to the door, and he will not be slaughtered for nothing.

Under the leadership of the Armani Taoist, a group of old guys began to spit on the stars, boasting about their glorious deeds, and stunned Lao Jiang for a moment.

Chang Le heard it on the side called a stomach ache, and for a while this person said that the feng shui pattern of the furnishings in the house was not good, and for a while that person said that there was a problem with the birthday of the daughter of the Jiang family.

"These scammers are really doing everything they can to make money." Chang Le scoffed on the sidelines.

After a while, the bedroom door opened, and out of it came a slender figure, yawned into the living room, and looked around sleepily.

Suddenly, her gaze stopped in one place, and then the woman stretched out her slender fingers and pointed at Chang Le tremblingly.

"How are you!"