Chapter 35: Grandpa Plays with You Two
These two ghosts, one was an unscrupulous boss before his death, and the other was a black-hearted bag foreman, who drank all day long, as long as they were full and drunk, they would immediately go to KTV nightclubs and other places that can make people degenerate to consume, there is a saying, dogs can't change to eat, even after death, do you think they can keep to themselves?
Especially the bald guy is the worst, every time he drank too much before, he would do something to the escort lady, and often insulted them, the whole thing is a pervert.
Originally, the world could be cleaner after they died, but who knew that they became ghosts impartially and continued to harm people, and three delicate little beauties fell into the hands of two ghosts, so there could be a good one?
Seeing that the three sisters of the Nan family were all subdued, the two ghosts let out a smug smile.
"Which one do you start with?" The gluttonous man rubbed his hands.
Faced with three beautiful girls with the same face and different outfits, it is obvious that these two guys are a little dazzled.
"Let's just order the bull's eye, who to order, which one shall we enjoy first?" Persuading the drunkard is obviously to use the same set on the wine table.
When the gluttonous eater heard this, he gave a thumbs up in agreement.
"Dot, dot, dot bull's eye......" Every time the gluttonous ghost's handpiece pointed to one of the sisters of the Nan family, his heart chuckled, but when his finger turned to the other person, he hoped that he could bear the pain for his sister.
In the end, the gluttonous ghost's handpaper stayed on Nan Xiaoshuang's body, and then the two ghosts let out a wicked laugh.
"Hey, hey, hey, this is good, Japanese shrine maiden tsk, I like it! It's just that the European pie is not as big as the curly-haired ......"
After Nan Xiaoshuang listened, she was already scared, although she was a witch, but in the face of two ghosts who were about to become beastly, she was still full of resistance, especially when she smelled the smell of wine on them.
In addition to the different hairstyles and outfits, the triplets of the Nan family actually have different developments, which may be related to their living environment since childhood.
For example, Nansirui grew up in the United States, and his master was a farmer, eating beef and drinking milk, so he developed the best.
The second is Nan Xiaoshuang, who lives in Japan, and knows that although Japanese girls are not tall, they are very material, and their skin is particularly smooth and tender, which is the effect of eating papaya for a long time.
Nan Xiaoyi is a little miserable, as the eldest of the three sisters, it is estimated that she was malnourished when she was a child due to being a vegetarian in Maoshan, but fortunately, at least there is a C, so when Chang Le threw a big ball of mud on her chest and was ridiculed for being able to enlarge her breasts, she was very angry.
The two ghosts looked at Nan Xiaoshuang's bumpy figure under the witch dress, the white stockings and beautiful legs, and saliva flowed out, and now they wanted to quickly strip off this little girl.
Seeing that the devil's claws were about to touch the belt of Nan Xiaoshuang's witch robe, the other two girls scolded the beast in succession, and at this time, suddenly a sentence came from the corner.
"Phew!"
The sound was not loud, but it sounded in the sleeping enchantment, and the two ghosts heard it clearly, and they turned their heads one after another.
I saw Chang Le like a dead dog, leaning on the wall of the food stall, looking at the two of them, his eyes were full of contempt.
The two ghosts suddenly came to their senses and forgot that there was another one here.
"Phew! Don't make a face when it stinks! Chang Le spat on the ground, and then scolded.
The bald drunkard withdrew his hand, stood up, looked at Chang Le and said, "What did you kid say!" ”
"I said you two are quite old, you stink, don't be embarrassed, what's the matter!" Chang Le couldn't move anyway, so he simply continued to scold.
"Stinky boy, you have the ability to say it again!" The gluttonous eater was not happy either, thinking that this kid interrupted every time he was enjoying himself, it was so annoying!
"How many times do you want me to say it, you two stinky and shameless, toads want to eat swan meat, you two are blind!"
After hearing this, the two ghosts jumped up, they hadn't taken good care of this kid before, but they didn't expect him to blow up the thorns himself and take the initiative to die!
"Look at the two of you who look like bears, such a boss's belly, as if you are pregnant, it is estimated that Lao Tzu will poke your two stomachs with a stick, and it is full of shit, stupid, and a little bull's eye, a little Nima!" Chang Le didn't care about it, he scolded openly, and scolded until it was cool.
Being scolded by Chang Le, the two ghosts couldn't bear it anymore and focused all their attention on him.
"Stinky boy, call us two grandpa now, I may think about leaving you a whole corpse."
With a direct wave of his hand, the gluttonous eater slowly floated up and hovered over Chang Le's head.
Chang Le didn't speak, just looked elsewhere, coughing in his mouth, and the gluttonous eater thought he was cowardly, and then laughed.
Chang Le held back for a long time, and spit a mouthful of sticky phlegm into the mouth of the gluttonous eater.
"Ahem, ahem, ahem! Stupid ......"
The gluttonous eater felt nauseous, and almost didn't tilt out all the stock of his big belly, and his face had turned from a miserable white to a green, looking like a winter melon.
"I'm going to kill you little bunny!" The gluttonous eater drank heavily, and the stove full of burning red charcoal smashed into Chang Le's head, and the three sisters of the Nan family couldn't bear to see the cruel scene that was about to happen, and closed their eyes one after another.
"Whoosh!" Suddenly, from the mobile phone screens scattered around Chang Le, countless black filaments appeared, suddenly gathered together, formed a fist-shaped, and overturned the stove in one fell swoop.
"Yikes! Yikes! Yikes! The hot charcoal fell on the two ghosts, and they let out a terrible scream.
Then, I watched a white figure fly out of the phone, spin in a circle in the air, and finally stopped.
A beautiful figure with long black hair appeared, this woman's delicate face and graceful figure, but her skin was a little pale, she was Tang Xiaoru.
Tang Xiaoru glanced at the two ghosts, looked at Chang Le again, and said in an ethereal voice: "Brother Lele, are you okay?" ”
"It's okay, if you come out a little later, my head will be gone!" Chang Le said angrily.
Tang Xiaoru's eyes were also full of apologies, and then she turned her head and glared at the two ghosts fiercely.
As soon as the two ghosts saw Tang Xiaoru, their eyes were immediately attracted.
"Lao Tyrant, this girl is our kind, haha I didn't expect that there is such a beautiful stunner in the ghost!" The bald persuaded the drunkard not to mention how excited Tang Xiaoru was after watching it.
Tang Xiaoru looked at these two ghosts with contempt, as if she was looking at a fool.
"Brother Lele, what do you need me for?" Tang Xiaoru asked.
"If you see that bottle of grape juice on the ground, bring it to me!" Changle Nunu's mouth, facing the undamaged bottle of grape drink at his feet.
The two ghosts were very puzzled after hearing this, thinking that this kid is so critical, how can he know how to drink.
As soon as Tang Xiaoru blew, the bottle cap fell off, and then floated to Chang Le's side, Chang Le gulped a few gulps, shook his head, and stood up.
The three sisters of the Nan family were stunned, thinking to themselves what was going on with this guy, just a bottle of drink, after drinking it, it was as if they had drunk vigorously, and a miracle occurred in an instant.
"After an electric shock, the brain will be paralyzed due to lack of oxygen, and glucose is the first choice for replenishing energy!" After Chang Le got up, he moved the joints of his neck, and there was a "click" sound, and then Chang Le looked at the two ghosts and said: "What's the point of bullying three stupid girls, come, grandpa will play with you two!" ”
After speaking, Chang Le hooked his middle finger at the two ghosts again as a provocation.
"Stinky boy, look for death!" The gluttonous eater and the drunkard were furious, and they didn't care about the three sisters, and pounced directly on Chang Le.
"Tang Xiaoru, you go deal with that bald one, I'll clean it up with the big mouth!" Chang Le then threw a palm thunder out of his hand.
"Bang!" The gluttonous ghost didn't expect Chang Le to move so quickly, and thought that the other party would dodge his attack, but who knew that this guy chose to make a direct move, and he was immediately unprepared, and was directly hit in the head by the palm thunder.
"Wow, yes!" The gluttonous eater's head was smoking, and when he looked at it again, the top of his head was already bald, and it was already the same as the bright top, and he screamed angrily!
Tang Xiaoru on the other side has already gotten into a fight with the drunkard, and the drunkard keeps smashing Tang Xiaoru with a wine bottle, but Tang Xiaoru's hair is caught and thrown back!
"Xiaoru, don't get your hair dirty! If you are in a hurry, you will spray wine! Hearing Chang Le shouting, Tang Xiaoru's heart warmed, and her face flushed a little, thinking that Chang Le was caring about her.
"Otherwise, it will be all wine stinks when you turn around, and it won't be able to sell at a good price!" Then Chang Le's last sentence almost didn't let her get a head.
Gluttonous ghosts were smashed by Chang Le several palm thunders in a row, this kid threw the charm as if he didn't want money, that's right, this is the cheapest prop, Chang Le is not distressed, flirt with these two ghosts more, and you can get a high score when you are done.
was very embarrassed to be beaten, but this thing couldn't catch Chang Le at all, and he could be dodged every time, so he began to use his housekeeping skills again.
The gluttonous eater's mouth opened wide, even bigger than before, and he was about to spit out a mouthful of filth at Changle.
Chang Le suddenly grabbed a round stool on the ground, sprinted, jumped high, and directly stuffed the stool into the gluttonous eater's mouth.
The size of the round stool coincided with the gluttonous ghost's mouth, and the gluttonous ghost didn't expect that Chang Le, the kid, would play his cards so unconventionally, his mouth was blocked, and he couldn't spit out if he wanted to, and he was almost choked to death by his own filth.
"Woo! Woo! Woo! "The gluttonous eater wanted to say something, but his mouth was firmly gagged at this time, and the shape was as if there was a big shield on his face, how funny and funny.
Chang Le saw that the time was ripe, and immediately used the ghost shaking spell that could only be used three times a day, and he heard a loud "boom", and the whites of the gluttonous ghost's eyes rolled and fell directly.
turned his eyes to Tang Xiaoru's side, and found that the drunkard had also grown his mouth, aimed at Tang Xiaoru, ready to use his housekeeping skills and indulge in the clouds.
"Xiao Ru back off!" Chang Le shouted.
After Tang Xiaoru heard this, with a light step, he stepped back a few meters, only to see a white gas spewing out half a meter high from the mouth of the drunkard.
"Go ahead!" Chang Le then threw out a palm thunder, which exploded in the mouth of the drunkard.
"Boom!" A raging flame rose into the air, and the drunkard was seen screaming and fluttering like a fire-breathing panda.
Chang Le watched him jump up and down and scream like a monkey with his butt on fire, so he shook his head and muttered: "Ami, you Buddha, I have long said that I don't want you to play with fire, but if you don't listen, I'll help you call a fire truck......"
(Announcement: Dear readers, at the suggestion of the editor, this book will be suspended after today's chapter, but you can rest assured, definitely not a eunuch or a cut book, this morning the editor contacted me, saying that the data of this book is okay, but it did not catch up with the good recommendation position, so I suggested that I delete it and resend it, I know that I am a little disappointed with the friends who chase the book, because you want to see the wonderful plot behind, but you can rest assured, this reissue is for the book to be written longer, and the author is sorry again.)
In addition, the time for this book to be re-issued is set for next Friday, friends who like this book can write down the title of the book first, and then click on the collection again after next Friday, I know that there must be readers who will be troublesome, please bear with me, we will see you next Friday. )