Su Mu glanced at his phone with sleepy eyes, and said helplessly to his mother: "Mom, it's only six o'clock in the morning......"

"What's wrong with six o'clock, you should get up at six o'clock." Su Mu's mother said to him energetically: "Young man, show a little vitality, does your girlfriend know that you love to sleep so much??" ”

"You know...... She also knew that I was very angry when I got up. Su Mu let out a long yawn as he spoke.

When Su Mu's mother heard this, she was stunned, she looked at her son with strange eyes, and asked cautiously, "What do you mean??" You've all slept together?? ”

“……”

Su Mu was silent for a moment, and then said vaguely, "Almost." ”

"What do you mean by almost, stinky boy, you made it clear to me, did you do something indescribable to other girls?? He's still a minor, how can you do it, you're breaking the law like this, you know?? Su Mu's mother went up directly and grabbed his ear and roared loudly.

"Mom......" Su Mu looked at her helplessly and said, "What are you thinking, am I that kind of person?" ”

"I can't say for sure." Su Mu's mother frowned, and said word by word: "Young man, the blood is strong, and the firewood is dry, in case there is really a little spark......

"Alright, alright, didn't happen the kind of thing you thought, okay?? Can I go back to sleep? Su Mu saw that she was about to start chattering again, and quickly interrupted her.

"What are you sleeping, Xiaoli and Xiaojiu have already gotten up, it's your girlfriend who came today, can't you have a snack??" Su Mu's mother looked at him with a hateful expression and said, "You don't just want to play with other girls, right?" It can't be that you don't want to be responsible, right? ”

"Mom! What the hell are you thinking!? Su Mu finally couldn't help but glance at her and said, "It's only six o'clock now, even if I get up, people will come over at noon, what are you asking me to do in the morning?" ”

"What else can you do, help me clean up the house." Su Mu's mother said angrily: "Drag the floor, wipe the table, and dust the wall for me!" ”

“……”

Su Mu reached out and pulled his hair a little frantically, feeling that he was about to collapse, he reached out to support his mother's shoulder, looked at her with a serious expression and said, "Okay, don't be busy with this, I'll tell you the truth." ”

"Say what??" Su Mu's mother suddenly chuckled in her heart: "You really don't have a girlfriend??" ”

"No, actually my girlfriend...... You know it too. Su Mu's voice paused slightly, and then continued: "It's Xiaoli." ”

“……”

“……”

After he said this, the air around him fell silent for an instant.

After a while, Su Mu's mother lifted the hand he put on her shoulder, and said speechlessly: "Okay, okay, stop messing around, get up quickly!" ”

"There's no messing around, my girlfriend is really Xiaoli." Su Mu looked at her with a serious face.

“……”

“……”

After another moment of silence, Su Mu's mother hesitated and asked, "Is it really Xiaoli?" ”

"Hmm." Su Mu nodded.

"Beast, how can you do it to your own sister!?" Su Mu's mother didn't say a word, she directly slapped her and roared.