"Well, I'm hungry, do you still have barbecue?"

Evil Xiaofei thought to herself, him, you can do whatever you like, the sky is big, and your stomach is the biggest, so you can ask him for barbecue meat to eat, okay?

Long Yi's eyes suddenly warmed, and there was still a hint of urgency, and he asked in a deep voice: "Xiaofei, do you know what kind of meat you ate just now?" ”

What meat?

What else could it be?

Evil Xiaofei asked strangely: "In addition to pork, beef and mutton, or chicken and duck meat, I am a good baby who eats well, and I am not a picky eater." No matter what kind of meat it is, I eat it. ”

"Well, what if, what if, what if you just ate rat meat?"

"Huh——? Rat Meat !! Evil Xiaofei immediately jumped up, and she screamed, "Rat meat?!" Long Yi, you give me rat meat?! Long Yi, you bastard! ”

Evil Xiaofei immediately felt that her stomach was turning over like a river and a sea, and she vomited out.

"Wow-"

Evil Xiaofei couldn't help it, and the strong feeling of nausea made her run to the door quickly, opening her mouth and vomiting!

"Wow——! Oh, oh!! ”

After a while, Evil Xiaofei held on to the wooden door, and vomited out her internal organs and intestines, her face was purple and blue, and she looked in great pain.

Uh, Long Yi was stupid, in fact, it wasn't rat meat, he just wanted to make a joke. I didn't expect Evil Xiaofei's reaction to be so big!

"I, uh, that's, that's not rat meat!"

Evil Xiaofei's painful appearance made Long Yi feel very distressed, he blamed himself, and hated to vomit instead of Evil Xiaofei.

Long Yi strode to Evil Xiaofei's side, gently slapped her back, and said apologetically: "Xiaofei, I was joking with you just now, what you eat is not rat meat, but rabbit meat!" ”

Are you kidding? Rabbit meat?

If there was a knife in his hand at this time, Evil Xiaofei would be able to stab him in the heart immediately!

Joking about what you eat, this is the biggest insult to foodies!

What's more, he still jokes about the ugliest and most disgusting mouse, Evil Xiaofei really has the heart to kill him!

"There's bottled water in that pile of daily necessities, bring it to me!"

Evil Xiaofei unceremoniously asked him to work, for such a scumbag, there is no need to use it in vain.

Long Yi was very happy, quickly brought the water, unscrewed the bottle cap, and fed it directly to Evil Xiaofei. The latter was not polite, he drank a few sips in one go, and spit them all out, until the whole bottle of water was drunk, and Xie Xiaofei felt a little more comfortable in his stomach.

Long Yi wanted to get it again, but saw that there was no water in the pile.

"The meat just now, is it really rabbit meat?"

She was afraid that Long Yi would see that she vomited so badly and deliberately lied to herself, if she believed it, wouldn't she be stupid?

"Really, really, absolutely really, I swear with my life!" Long Yi swore by the sky, looking at Evil Xiaofei with trembling eyes, for fear that she would not believe in herself.

This time the joke was really a bit big, and I blamed myself for it, and I suddenly had the idea of playing tricks on people, which made Evil Xiaofei so painful.

"Look here," Long Yi walked to the door in a few steps, reaching out and taking out a large piece of meat from the top of the wooden house, "You see this is roasted rabbit meat, right?" You've already eaten a rabbit leg, and I've eaten a few pieces because I'm hungry. These are the rest, where to find such a big mouse! ”

Evil Xiaofei followed his hand and saw the half of the barbecue, according to the general outline, Evil Xiaofei believed that it was indeed rabbit meat.

"You bastard Long Yi, lack of virtue Longyi, the most hateful Long Yi, rabbit meat is rabbit meat, why do you lie to me that I am rat meat? Did you make me sick to the point of vomiting, so that I was happy! ”