What is the stupidest love in the world?

Could it be that he knows that the other party is so ugly that no one covets him except himself, but he still thinks that the whole world will rob him? Obviously I just like it, but I want to be heaven and earth? Or is it that only you can't see through the essence of love and always treat it as a treasure?

No, no, no, no, the answer is neither. In this world, the answer to love, the most stupid thing is that two people of equal caliber are arguing there!

What's even more stupid than this is that the EQ of the two people in this awkward mess is so low that people once questioned that they don't have emotional intelligence.

At least, that's what Ah Liu felt after listening to Gu Heng's words. Now Ah Liu feels even more so after listening to Zhou's words.

Are these two people going to be so naïve that even kindergarten children will laugh at them! It's like if you play King Pesticide and watch two bronze players chat at home, the reason is that they will lose blood when they go out, and it's dangerous outside. This is simply an insult to this game, okay?

Ah Liu's side was still hanging his chest, Gu Heng listened to Zhou Slowly's words, and suddenly became arrogant again, and said, "Didn't you just say last time that you and I were clear, so you don't know each other?" Why are you still coming with me? Is this your reconciliation? ”

After saying that, Ah Liu couldn't help but pull Gu Heng's sleeve, of course his face was lying on the table. He really had no shame in facing Jiangdong's father. What kind of idiot could he have taught such a fool!

Zhou slowly listened to Gu Heng's words, and was also a little angry, and said, "Last time, we didn't know each other, but this time it's not." ”

"And what is it this time?" Ah Liusheng was afraid that Gu Heng would mess up again, so he hurriedly said it for him.

Gu Heng glared at Ah Liu a little angrily, but Ah Liu gave him a look of "let me do everything", and in the end, Gu Heng still gave up repairing Ah Liu on the spot.

Zhou slowly stretched his waist here and said, "Reconciliation is reconciliation, literally." That is to say, from today onwards, I don't have to be your little follower, you don't have to do anything else, we are still good classmates, ordinary relationships, of course, just like me and all classmates. ”

"I don't want it!"

Gu Heng was angry when he heard that he was in Zhou Slowly and everyone here again. It was not easy for him to get closer to Zhou so closely, how did he return to the original point.

"And what do you want?" Zhou slowly said that he really couldn't understand Gu Heng's train of thought.

This Gu Heng is much more difficult than the exercises. Even the induction of the central idea and the main intention of the author is not so surreal.

Gu Heng pursed his lips and said, "You said that you wanted to be my follower, but now you suddenly change your hexagram and you don't believe in your words." ”

"But you lied to me, you have to pay a price. So that the agreement between the two of us cancels each other out, what do you think? Zhou slowly said that he still couldn't stand Gu Heng's snort.

Gu Heng didn't give up, and said, "I said that I would be a little follower for a month, how can I offset it?" It's not like I'm not without honorable injuries, in short, it's half the time at most. Plus those things in between, so I'll be generous, even if you still have to be a little follower for me for ten days. ”

"That's right, it's just ten days, not a minute or a second!" Gu Heng insisted on ten days, but he refused to give up.

Zhou slowly became confused, sighed at Gu Heng's stubbornness, and said, "Gu Heng, don't you know the situation?" What you do is really contrary to the principle of all-round development of morality, intelligence, physical fitness, aesthetics, and labor, and it does not meet the standards of the four youths under the four modernizations. ”

Gu Heng didn't care about current affairs at all, and he couldn't understand what Zhou was saying slowly.

However, he immediately raised his mobile phone, made a threatening gesture, and said, "That's not what Zhou said slowly. You promised your mother to give me tutoring, but you directly paid the bill, and I didn't even calculate the interest with you. Besides, you received a whole bag of gifts from me at the beginning, why did you change your mind like this? ”

Zhou slowly saw that Gu Heng still had a face mentioning gifts, and suddenly felt that this person was hopeless. Thinking of this rotten man's pestering skills, Zhou slowly became completely convinced.

Zhou slowly raised his hands and said to Gu Heng: "Okay, classmate Gu Heng, I surrender, I surrender, I really overestimate your IQ." Ten days is ten days, and I won't give you a second less. Is that okay? Can't I take the time to buy a quiet? ”

Zhou Slowly's words were so ugly, Gu Heng was not completely incomprehensible. But as soon as he heard what he said later, Gu Heng's whole person was like a great victory, so he automatically ignored those remarks and evaluations that were completely bad for him.

This damn woman is finally completely planted!

Gu Heng thought that the whole person was beautiful, and he even hummed a small tune on his lips.

He picked up his phone and looked at it, and it said failure. Click in again to see that it records your "glorious achievements".

Only then did Gu Heng realize that he had just wasted just five minutes, and he actually lost. A person who killed twelve and killed two of them actually allowed the opposite side to successfully steal the tower.

I finally retreated, and I received the system's "hang-up report" email, as well as two private chats.

These two private chats are all about asking themselves why they suddenly hung up during team battles, which directly led to someone stealing the tower in the middle lane.

Gu Heng said that he looked innocent, how could he do this? He is not a god, how can he know that the situation of this battle will change so quickly. Besides, all this can only be blamed for Zhou Slowly's compromise at this time, okay?

Of course, Gu Heng wouldn't blame Zhou slowly, he still had the last reason, even if his emotional intelligence had been fed to the dog.

Gu Heng pointed to the report email on his mobile phone and said to Ah Liu: "Ah Liu, look at the good things you have done. ”

Ah Liu picked up his other mobile phone, clicked on the chicken game, and said to Gu Heng: "Brother, what age is this, why are you still addicted to the primary school game of King Pesticides?" Now they all play chicken games. I won't tell you, good luck, eat chicken tonight, I must eat chicken here. ”

Gu Heng said that Ah Liu had definitely eaten the bear's heart and leopard's gall, and he dared to be so sarcastic. He pulled Ah Liu's mobile phone and said seriously: "Ah Liu, you have to explain well today, why is the glory of kings a primary school student?" Also, why are you so violent, is this kind of bloody gunfight poisoned picture suitable for students like us to grow up healthily? ”

Ah Liu said that the game of Glory of Kings, face-to-face slashing is not suitable for healthy growth. Of course, he wouldn't say this in front of Gu Heng.

As the saying goes, the one who flirts first is cheap, not to mention, he took the initiative to provoke Gu Heng.

Ah Liu said a few soft words here, took the mobile phone, clicked on it, raised it and said to Gu Heng: "Brother, some of the hottest battles of this type now are the 300 battles. Brother, you just give up the glory of the king, it's not fun at all. You should just play more fashionable. ”

"You know what, what can stand the test of time, that's a good game." Gu Heng is not interested in new games.

At this time, a small hand silently took away the workbook that Gu Heng used to sleep, making Gu Heng's center of gravity unstable and almost falling on the table.

Zhou slowly saw this situation, showed an innocent face, and said: "You two, I just want to do the exercise just now, and if you say this, you will believe it." ”

Gu Heng rubbed his chin and shouted at a woman who was in trouble: "Zhou slowly, you have to apologize for my handsome chin today." The loss of this is not silicone, otherwise I will be out of phase. ”

Zhou slowly thought about it, and suddenly pushed Gu Heng's hand aside with his hand, and then took away all the exercise books below.

Then Zhou slowly turned his head and said, "I'll take this all at once, so as not to hurt you by mistake again." ”

As soon as Gu Heng saw Zhou slowly like this, he exploded.

But this person is Zhou slowly, and he is also Zhou slowly who takes the initiative to reconcile with himself. Gu Heng always had to express some of his noble sentiments to make her understand her good intentions. So, Gu Heng gave up getting angry.

Gu Heng pushed all the exercise sets on the table to Ah Liu's table and said, "In the future, these things will be handed over to you for safekeeping, and as for that woman, don't let her touch them." ”

"What if you want me to use it? Didn't you say give it all to me? Zhou slowly said he was confused.

Gu Heng pointed to her table full of things and said, "Your table is full of textbooks, can there still be a place to write?" Anyway, Ah Liu's table is cleaner than his face, so I'll put him here. If you want something, let him get it for you. Otherwise, depending on your stupidity, this book can become a ten-magnitude earthquake. ”

If you change the usual week, you must have to say the last sentence. But this person is Gu Heng, and Zhou slowly didn't want to say anything.

She had received too much help from Gu Heng today, and she still couldn't do this.

After all, they want to make peace!

It's just that Zhou slowly has a little more impression of Gu Heng. In the past, he always thought that Gu Heng was a young master who only knew how to play tricks on himself, and his color was gray. Of course, although sometimes I think that this person is still very good, I will be slapped in the face by reality immediately.

However, this cold war seems to have opened a new door for Zhou. It turns out that the arrogant and impulsive Gu Heng is also very fun.

Although this guy is obviously angry to lose his temper like this, Zhou slowly still silently feels that he is quite cute like this.

Zhou nodded slowly and said, "Okay, classmate Gu, I know." ”

With that, she lay down on the table very shyly.

Ah Liu, who was on the side, was full of dog food by these two people. These two people are really sweet and want to die, and they don't want to die when they make trouble. That's it, who can stand it. Ah Liu couldn't help but light up the wax for his future.

On his table, there are obviously a few cups, can't Gu Heng see it? Zhou slowly on the table, it was obviously very empty.

Ah Liu finally decided to shut up, because it was better to accept the sugar than to cause trouble by interacting with him.

After all, Gu Heng and Zhou slowly reconciled more happily.