Chapter Twenty-Four: The Overhead Prairie
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"Brother, please come down from above first, and don't fart, I don't understand." He Buddha said with a look of disgust.
"OK, OK, I'm sorry." Zhou Jiujin jumped from the top of the wall next to the school gate.
"The old men told you not to fart." Chen Shan went up and gave Zhou Jiujin a touch on the shoulder.
βOHοΌsorryγ Ah no, no, wrong. Zhou Jiujin hurriedly waved his hand and signaled to Chen Shanqi, who had attacked again.
"You are?" Smoke Hammer frowned.
"Ah, I'm the old man in the morgue! Zhou Jiujin. β
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"Huh?!" Smoke's eyes began to become deformed, "Are you an old man?" When I'm blind? β
"Eh, I'm wearing makeup. After you left, I had some relationship with the Ice Moon girl. β
"......" clenched his fists.
"After having a relationship, since the moonlight came out, I went to lure the zombies and let them run."
"......" Yanqi's face was full of black lines, and a boundless murderous aura came out of his body.
"I ran and slipped past the zombies, but luckily the moonlight was gone, and I was able to climb up to the wall on my own. The second moonshine was also dangerous, but I kept silent and survived. There was another big explosion that deflected them so I could get here. β
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"Ah, I'm really lucky, that Bingyue is really like my ex-girlfriend, that's great!"
"Oh." The blue tendons on his forehead burst out.
"Alas, it's really lucky to have a relationship with her."
"Oh." The iron rod in the hand of the smokeball dancer walked up without saying a word.
"Alright, alright." He Buddha stopped the chimney, "If you want to live a decent life, you must always wear some green on your head." β
ββ¦β¦ . The cigarette clenched his teeth, grinding between his teeth and squeaking.
"Hey, kidding!" Zhou Jiujin had a funny expression on his face.
"I'm going to kill you someday." The smoke spat into the grass next to him.
"Talk about civilization, X your mother." Chen Shanqi's forehead was bulging.
"Oh, that's troublesome."
He Buddha hammered the wall and motioned for everyone to be quiet.
"Okay, B non-stop. Meaning, we don't have to go to the morgue anymore? "Hofo finally got the conversation back on track.
"Alas, Your Excellency He Buddha is still reliable, and it almost became a cross talk meeting." Hou San patted his chest, as if the big stone in his heart had finally fallen, and he was extremely relaxed.
"That's right, the morgue is already full of zombies." Zhou Jiujin said.
"Then, Bingyue will not be in danger of them." Smoke Hammer suddenly mentioned.
"Probably not, I helped them lure all the zombies away, besides, with her body, she shouldn't die like this, right?" Zhou Jiujin smiled faintly, as if he believed in Bingyue very much.
"Cut, you seem to know her very well." Yan Wei rolled his eyes and didn't say anything more.
"So, let's go straight to the back mountain?" He touched his purple hair.
"Well, don't panic." Zhou Jiujin suddenly became serious, and the atmosphere finally became a little heavy and tense.
Everyone was suddenly stunned for a moment, not knowing what this guy would say.
"There's one more big thing to do." His brow furrowed into a lump, as if it was something of great importance.
"Your Excellency, but it doesn't hurt to say it." Hou San's voice was trembling.
Yan Qi and Yi Baihan swallowed a mouthful of saliva and didn't dare to speak.
"That's ......" Zhou Jiujin looked nervous, as if something big was coming.
"That's it?" Everyone raised their hearts to their throats.
"Well, you look at my clothes, I think I should go and change first." Zhou Jiujin pointed to his already tattered coat and pants and laughed awkwardly.
"......" the crowd fell silent.
"Huh? What's wrong? β
"Can I shoot him?" He Fu pinched the * in his hand, and his expression once again turned into an evil smile.
"Alright, alright. His Excellency Zhou Jiujin does have his own reasons, and it is really inconvenient to get on the road in this way. Hou San helped ease the atmosphere.
"Damn, I'm scared to death." Chen Shanqi caressed his chest.
"There's no way, it's like this by zombies." Zhou Jiujin shook off his sleeve, which had already fallen halfway.
"You should have ripped your flesh like this." Yan Wei sneered and shook his head helplessly.
"We don't have the time!" He Fo pushed Zhou Jiujin away and prepared to continue moving forward.
"Wait, I've got some important information here to help you." Zhou Jiujin suddenly mentioned.
He Fo, who was walking in front, suddenly stopped and turned his head back with interest, "You say." β
"I can say that! But you'll have to accompany me to find my clothes while I'm talking! I'm a cleanliness person, especially in front of girls, and I have to be elegant! Yes! gentlemanοΌ β
"I really want to kill him." Smoke's expression gradually distorted.
"Tsk, okay, okay. We walked and said, if something is unrealistic, I will collapse you. He Buddha took Zhou Jiujin's head and walked towards the bedroom of No. 1 Middle School.
"Well, then I'll start talking!" Zhou Jiujin cleared his throat.
"I am absolutely not lying about the following things, I want to be sincere with you, so you should be sincere with me. As for me, I am actually the No. 1 mercenary corps in Yidu, the third-in-command under the first leader of Yidu, and the ninth person among the ten most heinous heretics. Just yesterday, we received a message from the famous scientist, Dr. Ben Rakind, that there is a large amount of munitions in the back mountains. β
"Well, we know this, and I'm here for this purpose." He Buddha nodded.
"I came here with the boss as a matter of course. We are different from you, we received the news earlier, so we immediately prepared, and rushed to this town non-stop, and when we arrived at the town, well, it was about five o'clock in the morning, and there was no moonlight at that time. Zhou Jiujin explained unhurriedly.
"When we entered the cave, we felt a bit of discomfort, but as soon as we got out of the cave, we found that the cave had been blown up and we couldn't get out. We planned to go straight to the back mountain. However, on the way to the back mountain, we came to a huge square in the north-east of the town, and when we got there, the moonlight came out. In front of us are not only some zombies that have been strengthened by the moonlight, but also five behemoths. β
"Five zombies?"
"That's right! Moreover, they are not ordinary zombies, they have a look and body shape that is definitely different from ordinary zombies. There is one with eight arms, each of which is held*. There is also a long leg that is nearly four meters long, and the whole body, including the eyes, is bandaged. There is also a guy with three heads, and a guy who flies in the sky and has long nails. And the other one, the guy with steel knives stuck all over his body and a giant machete in his hand. β
"Executioner...... Yi Baihan, Chen Shanqi, and Yan Qi recalled one after another, "It's really terrifying." β
"Yes, their strength is extremely terrifying, and they haven't suffered too much damage under our firepower...... So, my brothers all died before my eyes. When Zhou Jiujin said this, his face twitched slightly.
"Then how did you survive?"
"I ...... I came back to life lying under a dead brother, pretending to be dead. I know I'm a wretch. Alas, then, when I came out, I found that all the people were dead, and all the remaining ones had died in the great square. Even the boss ...... So I gathered some of their equipment, put it in an iron box, and ran all the way to the hospital morgue, where I turned into an old man, quietly waiting for rescue, quietly watching their weapons confess and atone. β
"I see." Yan Wei nodded, as if some of the previous doubts had been explained.
"Is it enough? These messages? β
"That's enough." He Fo let go of Zhou Jiujin and knocked his head, "At least we know how troublesome and dangerous the next enemy will be." β
"And, yes, you're really a wreck." Ho Buddha continued.
Zhou Jiujin blushed and lowered his head.
"However, it is also a skill to survive."
"En......" Zhou Jiujin nodded and didn't say anything more.
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"When I arrived, this is the dormitory building of No. 1 Middle School. It seems that the zombies have completely evacuated here, and I don't know that the big explosion was caused by the grandfathers of that family. As he spoke, He Buddha walked in first.
"Alas, although it's troublesome, maybe there's a little sister's underwear?!" Yi Baihan finally revealed his true nature and showed a lewd smile like an idiot.
"Day, I'm afraid the panties that have been put on for twenty years are full of maggots, you hardcore monster." Chen Shanqi shook his head.
After a while, the group finally found a good coat and a pair of pants in a bedroom at the end of the hallway.
"Put it on, it's a little damp, and then you will roast it with a fire when you go to the back mountain later." He Fu grabbed his head and was about to walk outside the dormitory.
"I want my little sister's panties." Yi Baihan complained softly, "I've never been to the girls' dormitory. β
"That's it, huh." Chen Shanqi shook his head.
"How good are you?" Yi Baihan squeezed his eyes with a mocking expression.
Boom! Chen Shanqi slammed his fist on the wall beside him.
"Lao Tzu is much better than you!"
Yan Gong was suddenly stunned for a moment, and his eyes suddenly widened.
"Wait! Wait a minute! As if he had discovered a new world, the chimney suddenly became a little strange and excited.
He Fo and the others also immediately stopped and looked back at a few people.
"What's wrong? Lao Tzu hammered a wall and hammered your kidneys out? Chen Shanqi looked confused.
"The sound is not right...... "Smoke is dragging his chin with one hand, "there is no space behind this wall." β
"Empty? What about the empty ones? Chen Shanqi was even more confused.
The cigarette hammered against his head, recalling something to himself.
"If I'm not mistaken, the walls here are thick." "There is no room on this side, but it is full of walls, and it is a straightened wall, stretching from the end of the hallway to the end, isn't it?" β
"You have a really good memory." Yi Baihan said.
The chimney walked over to the wall he had just knocked on and tapped it to prove that it was empty.
Then he walked not far from the wall, and tapped it to prove that it was solid.
"Sure enough, only this one wall is empty." The corners of Yan Qi's mouth rose slightly, "It means that compared to the wall outside, there should be a room hidden in the middle, isn't it?" β
Everyone was taken aback, and the cold hairs on their backs stood up.
"Alright...... Third Brother Hou, please knock this empty wall open. I wanted to see if there would be something magical in it. β