Chapter 9: I was almost fooled by you
"This is the latest news I received, Yanyan is going to be led by the director to meet a mysterious sponsor today, you two will squat for me today, you must dig out the mysterious sponsor for me, this is another headline." The editor-in-chief rubbed his hands and said to the two love generals in front of him with a greedy look.
The first thing Hiccup responded to him was a discordant hiccup.
"Guaranteed to get the job done." The bamboo on the side agreed with great interest.
"I said, Hiccup, isn't that Yeonyan the goddess in your minds? What is she going to do, hiccup, what is she going to do, don't you know, she is still all, hiccup, so excited? "The owner of this passage who has hiccups many times is Xu Zuoyan, and when he came out, he ate the dim sum too quickly, and he was choked, and he hiccups all the way to the present.
And the Yeon-yeon in their mouth is the queen of the new generation of songs, with a sweet appearance, and she was named an otaku god and goddess as soon as she debuted. Recently, I heard that I was going to transform and take on a movie, and I heard that it was a big production, and there was a mysterious sponsor funding, which made Yeon-yeon's salary a good start. Many people are curious about who this sponsor is, this is obviously praising Yanyan, is there something wrong with it. Now that the editor-in-chief has given this news, he undoubtedly feels that it is another unspoken rule at work. Obviously, the editor-in-chief and his little friend Zhuzi have always regarded Na Yanyan as the goddess in their hearts, why are they still so excited now.
"You are stupid, goddess goddess, that is unattainable, for worship. Since it is unattainable, compared to it, it is better to let me dip in the light of the goddess and make a little money. The editor-in-chief scolded Xu Zuoyan in disgust, and the bamboo on the side nodded approvingly.
"You men, Hiccup, none of you can rely on, Hiccup, damn it." Xu Zuoyan said with considerable disdain, the hiccup was uncomfortable, and he didn't forget to curse.
"Don't say it as if you can be relied on, which man doesn't care, who do you still want to be consistent with whom these years?" Editor-in-chief.
"Me, I'll be, hiccup, consistent." Xu Zuoyan straightened his chest and said with a serious face.
"You have it, you haven't had a girlfriend and give yourself less gold, wait until you have a girlfriend, and then look at other women who are better than your girlfriend, I see if you can still hold it." The editor-in-chief glanced at him disdainfully.
"Excuses, if you don't like people, don't make a move on them. You unruly beasts, I can see through your ugly faces, and you will be punished. Hearing this, Xu Zuoyan thought of those men who were beating his sister's idea, and he felt annoyed for a while, especially a certain surnamed Ye, who was even more annoying. And he was angry, but he stopped hiccuping, and scolded Huai for a while.
"Hey, I said Comrade Xiaoyan, you better go find a girlfriend to date first, and talk about it if you have a little more experience." The editor-in-chief didn't care about Xu Zuoyan's scolding, and continued to be cheeky.
"I know I don't have to try, I'm not like you. If I have someone I like, I will always be good to her, and I will never do anything to be sorry for her. Xu Zuoyan twisted his head to meet the sunlight outside the window, revealing a determined expression.
"Oh my mother!" Suddenly, the bamboo beside him screamed, and pointed at Xu Zuoyan with one hand, with a ghostly expression.
"What? What the hell are you? Xu Zuoyan was taken aback, turned his head and saw Zhuzi pointing at himself, blurted out a scolding, and then thought that he was not scolding himself? I couldn't help but snort.
"Xu Zuoyan!" Bamboo roared, stood up, stepped on the chair with one foot, pointed to Xu Zuoyan's nose with the other, and asked seriously: "Tell me honestly, where did you fool around last night?" Who are you fooling around? How long have you been fooling around? ”
"There's something wrong with you, you." Xu Zuoyan unceremoniously slapped away the hand that was pointing at him with one hand, and scolded the bamboo's inexplicable question.
"Bamboo, what are you doing?" The editor-in-chief also didn't know what Bamboo was talking about, and asked.
"Lord the editor-in-chief of the report, Xu Zuoyan, this kid must have gone out to fool around last night, there are bite marks behind his ears, what a fierce woman this is." Zhuzi reported to the editor-in-chief, and when he said the last sentence, he looked at Xu Zuoyan with a greedy face.
"Where's the matter, show me." When the editor-in-chief heard this, he jumped up. Xu Zuoyan could feel the ground shake, and then the editor-in-chief flashed behind him at a speed he had never seen before.
"Oh, it's true, I said Comrade Xu Zuoyan, you are too dishonest, you don't say anything if you have such a beautiful blessing." As soon as the editor-in-chief saw the bite marks behind Xu Zuoyan's ears, he also shouted.
"Damn, what are you talking about? Where do the bite marks come from? Xu Zuoyan's face was inexplicable, he didn't know what they were talking about at all, he reached out and touched the back of his ear, but he didn't feel anything.
"Stretch out your claws." Bamboo slapped Xu Zuoyan's hand away in disgust, then took a picture of Xu Zuoyan with the camera, and then took it to Xu Zuoyan to see.
"Rub, hell, where did it come from?" Xu Zuoyan saw that there was really a clear bite mark, and he couldn't help screaming.
"Don't tell me you don't know anything, the truth has been exposed, it's useless for you to pretend to have amnesia, give me an honest explanation, anyway, the bite mark can't be your own bite." The editor-in-chief looked at Xu Zuoyan with his hands on his waist and said.
"It's true, I was still talking about people there just now, I was almost deceived by you, and your little freshness has already opened meat, tsk." Bamboo also looked at Xu Zuoyan with a look of 'you are not good'.
Xu Zuoyan looked at the two people standing in front of him, who were obviously too curious, and he was depressed to death.
"My sister had my sister's birthday last night, and I haven't gone out at home, and I'm just a little drunk at most." Xu Zuoyan covered his ear with one hand and thought with a look of annoyance.
"Eh, there's a bright spot, you're drunk, and then what?" The editor-in-chief instantly grasped the bright spot and said with a twinkle in his eyes.
"It can't be drunk, but what did you do with people, or did you do that? Your sister has a birthday, and the people who go should all be beautiful women, no matter how you think about it, it's worth it. Bamboo said with a wink.
"Damn, what are you doing?" Xu Zuoyan roared at the bamboo fiercely.
"Flash it, let me think about it." Glaring at the two of them, Xu Zuoyan tried his best to think back to the rest of last night.