If Yin Yi hadn't been sure that she was now deep in the southern realm of another world, she would have really thought that she was fishing in the Songhua River in the northeast of the People's Republic of China.

She almost couldn't stand on her feet when she saw the three of them behaving like this, but she was not scared, but she responded.

A stutter with two sissies is equal to three friends, and a second goods plus two idiots is equal to three stupid, such a strange combination, are you sure it's a robber?

Dear, don't play with me, okay!

But no one heard her protest, no one heard her call, she shook her head, still intending to face the miserable life.

"It's not impossible for me to pay, but you have to show professional ethics, I don't think you look like a robber at all!"

Yin Yi was very happy in her heart, she was so lucky, this time she met three big fools, and they were bored for a while, and it was a good pastime to tease them!

"Boss, he suspects us!"

"Boss, he said we don't look like robbers!"

Two thin men, you sue the fat man with every word.

"Hu ...... Nonsense! Where are we...... Where is it not like a robber? Master, I'm ...... I'll tell you, we'll ...... It's the famous thunderbolt...... Threesome, we'll ...... It's a bandit! ”

As soon as the fat man was excited, the axe fell again, and he also had a little temper, kicked away, and did not pick it up in disgust, carrying a single man, and posing in a posture that he thought was very vicious, and the fat on his stomach trembled, so it was not funny.

"Since you are a robber, you must look like a robber! There must be domineering advertising words to deter the audience, and robbery must have a style to calm the momentum, and what about you? If you want to be domineering but not domineering, if you want to pull the wind or not, there is nothing! Dare to come out and show your head like this? It's really laughing out of my teeth! ”

Yin Yi just talked nonsense, and said that they were not stupid, if they were really robbers, where would they tolerate her so much nonsense, they would have come up and robbed her, and they would run away after robbing!

Maybe it's more miserable, and it's possible to kill people, destroy people, destroy corpses, and destroy traces!

She suddenly remembered what Uncle Li said in the movie "No Thieves in the World" when he was contemptuous of another type of work: "I am most annoyed by you gang of robbers, there is no technical content at all!" ”

Thinking about it, Yin Yi couldn't help but bow his head in agreement, glanced at the three people opposite, and shook his head in disappointment.

Alas, what I want to say to you most at this time, aunt, is Uncle Li's words!

Just now she had the pleasure of despising evil and advocating justice, and this sense of justice was very strong, which fully showed that she Yin Yi was a kind and righteous little woman, a model among women!

But then again, the modern bandits are much more brutal than these stupid bandits, and fortunately they didn't run into them, otherwise......

For this gang of pseudo-evil groups, even if they are addicted to it, it is very good to vent their evil anger for the majority of victims.

"You...... You know...... Do you know this? You have...... Capable ...... Demonstrate one! ”

No wonder I can't rob money all the time, it turns out that there is a reason, it seems that I have to learn it.

The fat man looked at what Yin Yi said one by one, and he was really stupid to believe it.

"Right...... Right! Show...... Demonstrate one! ”

The thin man beside him also hurriedly agreed.

"Mixed ...... Foolish, don't learn...... Learn from me to talk!"

"I ...... I didn't learn. ”

"You...... You're still learning!"

The fat man was angry and slapped the thin man in the face, and the thin man was also aggrieved.

Yin Yi looked at them in the nest, her heart blossomed, she held back her laughter and her stomach hurt, she coughed lightly, and cleared her throat.

It's messy, it's messy!

"Alright then, Aunt Ben... I'll let you have a long experience, come, borrow a prop. ”

Yin Yi secretly put the dagger in his sleeve, pinned the fan to his waist, and asked one of the thin men for the funny big knife.

She looked up and secretly looked at the sky, it was almost evening, and she had to hurry, it seemed that she had to make a quick decision!

"Come on, come on, you all come closer, and I'll explain it to you in detail."

Yin Yi turned the big knife in her hand over, it was quite heavy, and she hooked her fingers at the three people who looked pious and asked for advice, and a sly light flashed in her eyes.

So the three heads came to her.

"This line is ......"

The three of them got closer together......

"I planted this tree!"

Yin Yi gracefully swung his knife to the left.

"I'm driving this way!"

Yin Yi slammed his knife to the right.

"I want to live from now on!"

Yin Yi flew directly and bounced, and slashed at the fat head in the middle.

"Leave the money to buy the road!"

"Pour!"

Under the recommendation of the coachman's uncle, Yin Yi stayed in an inn that seemed very ordinary, but the environment was very clean.

She was in a good mood today, so she gave the coachman some broken silver and let him drink.

She planned to stay in this small salt city and rest for a day, so she was not in a hurry.

Yin Yi was a little tired, so he simply ate dinner and went back to his room early to rest.

I just heard that the guests in the lobby are discussing that tomorrow morning, the daughter of the richest man in Yancheng, Miss Luo Nishang, will compete to recruit relatives.

Sounds like a lot of fun!

Naturally, Yin Yi will not miss any interesting places.

Wouldn't it be boring to have a lively occasion without her participation!

So, she now thinks of herself as a backpacker who walks freely, and the world is free for her to roam, unrestrained, and comfortable!

Well, in fact, the expenses are all funded by Xifengyin, she is just a rice worm who eats white food!

But now she can cheekily try her best to ignore this fact, and then enjoy the food she has been deprived of from the stinky fox in a grand manner, so that she can help him brush the bowl several times and cook several times, and treat it as a labor fee!

He looks very rich, and he shouldn't care about such a small amount of money.

Yin Yi comforted his little heart with some guilt and continued to sketch his beautiful life.

Finally the day dawned.

Yin Yi stretched and went to wash up quickly.

After washing, she sat cross-legged on the bed to practice the internal strength of the heart, she must practice for half an hour, this is a habit developed by following Xifeng Yin in the Valley of the Medicine King, if you want to be in good health, martial arts, and hard work, it is a compulsory homework every day, she is not a lazy person.

According to the meaning of Xifeng Yin, good kung fu is really good!

Because no one dares to bully the master, the master can bully people!

Although she is not a master, she is inspired to start from a low hand and strive to step on the Avenue of Fame of a master!

Then, go bully!

No, no, no!

Then, people don't dare to bully!

An hour later, she began to tease herself, sorted out her personal image very carefully, and made sure that she had the charm of fascinating people, and then went out with a fan.

You have to find a distinctive food stall to eat something first, you can endure the pain of wronging the fat on your body, but you can't say anything about your stomach.

This is the most basic self-esteem as a foodie, and she must strictly adhere to it.

At this time, there were only a few guests eating in the inn, and they saw a handsome face, cunning eyes, and a young man with light movements shaking a fan and coming down from the upper floor, and he was a little stunned for a while, his arrival seemed to light up the entire lobby, and everyone stared at his every move in unison, and he was simply distracted.

Unfortunately, before he could take a closer look, the boy had already jumped to the door and dodged out.

The people sighed and went on eating.

That young man is Yin Yi who is dressed as a man, she doesn't care if she turns heads, she only pays attention to what she eats.

Yancheng is just a very ordinary small city, with people coming and going on the streets, a variety of roadside goods, bustling with hawking, and a bit of noisy and noisy city.

Yin Yi ate two bowls of wontons at a wonton stall on the side of the road, and she still felt unfinished, so she grabbed two more baked cakes before she finally filled her stomach.

After filling her stomach, she saw that the people on the street were converging in one direction, so she followed the crowd as well.

The crowd walked to a high platform built in an open space, and then gathered there to chat, Yin Yi approached and saw that it was the Lao Shizi 'martial arts competition' that was about to start.

"This Miss Luo Nishang is a big beauty in Yancheng, let's hurry up and have a look!"

"This is the richest man in Yancheng, Master Luo, is such a daughter as Miss Luo, whoever marries her will be blessed!"

"That's not it, whoever becomes the son-in-law of the Luo family will eat and drink spicy food for the rest of his life, be rich and rich, and call for wind and rain! I really wish I had a martial arts, so I could go on stage and try it out! ”

......

Yin Yi listened to the endless discussions around him, and he was also curious in his heart.

So she squeezed to the front of the crowd like a little mouse, wanting to see the beauty of this Miss Luo, and seeing beautiful women is also one of her big hobbies, hehe, it's just so stupid.

I saw that a martial arts arena was built in the center of the clearing, and dozens of men, women, and children dressed in rich clothes sat on the opposite stand.

Listening to the people next to him, the stands are all Yancheng people with heads and faces, and the person who was invited to be a guest today is the old man sitting in the middle is the city lord, and the shrewd middle-aged man sitting next to the city lord is Master Luo, and the woman with a graceful figure and veil next to Master Luo is today's protagonist Miss Luo.

It seems that this scene is so huge, this Luo family must not be easy to provoke?

Yin Yi looked up in the stands, and finally saw the big beauty that people said in their mouths.

It doesn't matter if you look at it, your saliva almost flowed all over the ground.

Looking at the bumpy figure, looking at the charming face that bows his head and raises his head shyly, looks at the eyes that sparkle infinitely, and looks at the elegant temperament that can't be blocked by the veil, Yin Yi can see that itch in his heart!

Beauty is beauty! Even her heart is thrilled to see her as a same-sex person.

"Everyone, be quiet! Today is the martial arts competition of Miss Luo Nishang, the daughter of Master Luo, and the young talents and young heroes of the rivers and lakes below, if there are martial arts, they can come up to compete, and whoever wins can marry this beautiful Miss Luo. Well, without further ado, I announce that the competition has officially begun! ”

The lord of the castle stood on a high platform and announced the opening of the meeting, and thunderous applause and cheers erupted from below.