Chapter 600: Ugly
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The man who couldn't bear it anymore, the hand holding the banana peel was trembling. Husband, stop the anger, stop the anger. ”
"Baby, you eat alone, and your husband will come back when he goes." Gu Yancheng threw the banana peel into the trash can.
Gu Xiaobao was still peeling oranges and shaking his short legs, and followed Gu Yancheng's baby to respond, "The room is good, daddy." ”
"Buns, buns, run." There is no rest of his life and shouts to Gu Xiaobao.
Gu Xiaobao, who heard the voice, turned around and saw Gu Yancheng walking over, so frightened that the oranges in his hand were squeezed and splashed on his face, "Mom is ......"
Quickly got up from the sofa, the leather sofa was too soft, and the orange that fell on the sofa was kicked away.
Gu Yancheng, the oncoming orange, didn't have time to dodge, and directly hit his left eye, "Bang-"
Wu Yusheng covered his mouth and looked at the orange that fell from Gu Yancheng's left eye in surprise.
Gu Xiaobao heard the voice and turned around to see Gu Yancheng's red left eye socket, and his small mouth chattered, "It's over, it's over, it's over......"
"Big bag, I didn't mean to, the orange flew over by itself, I'm sorry, don't come here, I'll call it if you come over again......" The little ass is not guaranteed, and it is bound to bloom.
"Gu Xiaobao, today Lao Tzu won't spank your ass and blossom, with your surname!" Gu Yancheng rushed over at a faster speed.
Stinky boy!
……
The next day, in the morning.
Gu Mansion Study.
One desk, two stools.
Gu Yancheng and Gu Xiaobao each had breakfast on one side.
Wu Yusheng stood next to his desk, glanced to the right and then to the left.
Father and son, one has a bruise on his left eye socket like a one-eyed panda, and the other is kneeling for breakfast and his butt hurts and can't sit down.
"Hahahaha......" couldn't help but cover his mouth and laugh for the rest of his life.
Gu Xiaobao raised his head and glanced at Gu Yancheng, and Gu Yancheng glared at Gu Xiaobao.
The father and son invariably let out a cold snort of dissatisfaction with each other, "Hmph! ”
I laughed until my tears came out, and when I raised my hand to wipe my tears, I still had an irrepressible laugh, "Jingle bell-".
Gu Yancheng heard the mobile phone ringing, raised his eyes and glanced at the rest of his life who was answering the phone on the other side.
Raised his chin slightly, as if to see who was calling Wu Yusheng.
Why didn't she know that Gu Yancheng was peeking at the rest of her life, and she deliberately didn't expose it, really, she was relieved of Gu Yancheng, how could she ...... Gu Yancheng is not worried about her?
Gu Xiaobao saw Gu Yancheng peeking at his mobile phone for the rest of his life, and loudly debunked, "Dabao, the teacher said that you can't peek at other people's **." ”
Someone who was exposed was annoyed and angry, "Shut up! ”
When I answered the phone for the rest of my life, the father and son on the opposite side started to move because of an egg, you come and I go, and I am afraid that I can't hear what is said on the other side of the phone, so I take my mobile phone and go to the window to answer the phone.
The egg that flew up during the snatching smashed Gu Xiaobao's right eye and bruised it, and someone put down the chopsticks slowly, without the word distress at all, and his face was full of indescribable pleasure and balance.
Gu Xiaobao's eyes were red and he looked at Gu Yancheng opposite, unable to explain his grievances.
"Ahem-" Someone coughed and raised his hand to smash the egg, "Daddy is angry with you, don't cry." ”
After answering the phone and returning to the desk, he suddenly found that the father and son had reconciled, eating around each other, and the style of painting had changed.
From cannibalism to love?
Wu Sheng hooked his head to look at it, and was taken aback, "Son, how did your eyes become panda eyes." ”
Gu Xiaobao pouted and leaned into Gu Yancheng's arms, "This is called heredity, Dabao has it, and I have it too." ”
Gu Yancheng smiled and touched his son's head, "Father and son." ”
Wu Yusheng squinted and stared at Gu Yancheng, "Gu Yancheng, my son's eyes shouldn't have been hit by you, right?" ”
"Wife, I don't dare if you give me a water tank to make guts, it's an egg."
"Yes, Mommy, it's the eggs."
Wu Yusheng glared at Gu Yancheng, "If you want to bully my son again, don't go back to the room tonight!" ”
"Mommy, it's really not a big bag, it's the eyes of the balls."
"Baozi, Mommy will take you out to play." Ignoring Gu Yancheng, he hugged Gu Xiaobao.
Gu Yancheng was even more wronged than Dou E, holding the hand of the rest of his life, "Wife, I swear, I really didn't beat it." As he spoke, he picked up the egg and brought it to Gu Xiaobao's eye socket to compare the width of the bruise to prove his innocence.
"Do eggs have legs?"
Gu Yancheng thought for a moment and shook his head, "No." ”
"What about hands?"
"Not either."
"Then tell me, how did you fight?"
"I ......" was speechless.
Gu Xiaobao pouted, looking at Gu Yancheng with a look of helplessness, the big bag was so pitiful, so pitiful.
Taking a deep breath, Gu Yancheng nodded with a smile, "I hit it, wife, don't be angry, I won't dare in the future." ”
Admitting mistakes and laughing, typical begging!
"Let's see how I clean you up tonight!" After Wu Yusheng snorted coldly, he put Gu Xiaobao down, "Baozi, Mommy will go get you clothes, you and Dabao will go down and wait for me first." ”
"Okay."
After the rest of his life was gone, Gu Xiaobao came to the edge of Gu Yancheng and asked curiously: "Daddy, why do you want to admit it?" ”
"A man is a man who can bend and stretch." Gu Yancheng leaned over and picked up Gu Xiaobao.
"But Mommy said she couldn't spare you tonight."
Gu Yancheng smiled and touched his son's bruised right eye, full of anticipation and joy, "Daddy, I wish your mommy couldn't spare me." ”
With a wicked smile on his face, he stretched out his hand to poke Gu Yancheng's face, "Daddy, bad." ”
Gu Yancheng began to teach his son again, "Men are not bad, women are not loved." ”
Gu Xiaobao raised his neck, and learned to howl with a tactful voice, "Woo woo...... Whew...... Whew. ”
The father and son who came out of the study felt that there was something wrong, and it was very embarrassing to go out like this.
After the two of them glanced at each other, Gu Xiaobao gritted his teeth, "I have a way, go to the master bedroom." ”
Gu Yancheng took Gu Xiaobao to the room, and the father and son sneaked into the dressing room for the rest of their lives like thieves.
Gu Yancheng sat on the stool, Gu Xiaobao stood on the stool next to him, holding bottles and cans, skillfully, like a makeup artist, spraying toner for Gu Yancheng first.
"Son, why are you poking a pen in my face?"
"This is called bright light, which can make the face look very three-dimensional, which is to make Daddy's handsome facial features more handsome."
"What does that yellow mud do?"
"What's covered, it's that you can cover the panda's eyes."
When Wu Yusheng went downstairs, he only saw the car and didn't see anyone, so he asked Shao Li, who was standing next to him, in confusion, "Mr. Gu, where is the little master?" ”
"They said, go to the bathroom and come down."
This bathroom was on for more than an hour, and when they came out, they didn't have to wonder for the rest of their lives: "Why are you so handsome?" ”
Hearing his wife praise Gu Yancheng with a proud face, he hugged his son and got into the car.
Wu Yusheng always felt that there was something wrong with their father and son, super wrong, and he had been staring at them since he left the door of the mansion, and when he was about to arrive at the wedding dress shop, he didn't see anything until he was there.
Leaned over and reached out to touch Gu Yancheng's face, Gu Yancheng immediately dodged.
Unbelievably covered his mouth for the rest of his life, "Good guy, Gu Yancheng, you put on makeup." ”
Someone who was seen was embarrassed to turn his head and avoid the eyes that he had no rest of his life.
No wonder, she said, how the bruises are gone.
Gu Yancheng, who was stared at and saw embarrassed by the rest of his life, turned his face and snorted coldly: "Who stipulates that men can't wear makeup?" ”
"Yes." Gu Xiaobao also sang and sang next to him, "Everyone has a love for beauty, let alone someone like us who is so handsome." ”
For the rest of his life, he couldn't help the father and son join forces, so he could only smile and nod, "Yes, yes, yes." ”
Soon the car arrived at the bridal shop.
Originally, I came to accompany Xu Zhiyin to pick a wedding dress, but the painting style changed because of a wedding dress.
Gu Xiaobao sat on the sofa on the side and shared what happened with Maimai on the video, and Wu Yusheng walked with Xu Zhiyin to pick a wedding dress, and the salesman stood aside to introduce.
Shao Bin and Gu Yancheng followed.
There is a treasure of the town store in the glass cabinet of the bridal shop, Gu Yancheng likes it at first sight, if he wears it at night, it must be very beautiful.
The man with a face full of likes was about to open his mouth to ask someone to take out the wedding dress, and he was the first to say it, "Yin Yin, this wedding dress is the most suitable for you." ”
Xu Zhiyin and Wu Yusheng also saw it, and before the two women could start talking, a voice came from behind them: "I like this dress, you choose something else." ”
Gu Yancheng said that he liked it, if it were a weekday Shao Bin would never dare to speak and offer it with both hands, Xu Zhiyin just guessed this so he planned to stand up for Shao Bin, but he didn't expect Shao Bin to look back at Yancheng and say: "Mr. Gu, there is a first come and first come in everything, this is what I fancy first, besides, my wife is in good shape, and it is most suitable to wear this set." ”
"......" Gu Yancheng didn't speak, but the smile was particularly sarcastic and disgusting, and he glanced at Xu Zhiyin.
Xu Zhiyin understood Gu Yancheng's ridicule and was so angry that she was about to rush over and was stopped by Wu Yusheng, "Shao Bin is right, it's really suitable for you, go and try it." He glanced at the salesman, "Take out your wedding dress." ”
"Okay, please wait."
Shao Bin also walked to Xu Zhiyin's side and hugged Xu Zhiyin, and patted Xu Zhiyin's arm gently, "Yinyin, don't be angry, let's try on the wedding dress." ”
After giving Shao Bin an apologetic smile for the rest of his life, he walked towards Gu Yancheng, took Gu Yancheng's arm, and whispered a reproach: "Husband, this is a happy event for others, how can you look at others with that kind of eyes." ”
"Who asked him to grab something with me." That's what he saw first.
The courage is fat, Shao Bin, you dare to talk to him like this!
"I can wear anything." Wu Yusheng smiled and hugged Gu Yancheng's arm, "Husband, do you look good?" ”
"It's okay, go try."
Xu Zhiyin tried it on before the rest of her life, and she was the first to come out.
Shao Bin saw Xu Zhiyin coming out in a wedding dress, and began to smirk, "Wife, you are so ......"
Before he could finish his words, he was interrupted by a sarcastic sentence, "Ugly! ”
Xu Zhiyin's face instantly stiffened, and even the salesman next to him was embarrassed.
Shao Bin was the most calm, and stepped forward to hug Xu Zhiyin with a smile, "Wife, in my heart, you are the most beautiful woman in the world." ”
The man who was holding his arms and looking at the wedding dress in the store threw another word out of his mouth: "Ugly." ”
"Gu Yancheng!" Xu Zhiyin was fed up, gritted her teeth and yelled with her name and surname.
"Wife, rest the anger, stop the anger, Mr. Gu is commenting on the ugliness of those wedding dresses, not about you."
Don't think she doesn't know, Gu Yancheng is just talking about her, Xu Zhiyin tried hard to take a deep breath, for Shao Bin's sake, she is not as knowledgeable as Gu Yancheng!
When Xu Zhiyin said goodbye, no rest of life came out.
The moment he came out, Gu Yancheng was fascinated by Wu Yusheng, smiled and stepped forward quickly, and handed his hand to Wu Yusheng, "My goddess, you are so beautiful." ”