Ten Strange Tan
Niu Gensheng was taken to the underworld in the sleepwalking, the bull head and horse face were wearing hair on the Huangquan Road to guard the ghost gate, and the white impermanence and black impermanence hooked my three souls and seven spirits.
Judge Lu said to pour me some Meng Po soup, and the king of Hades said, you Niu Gensheng came to the eighteenth layer of hell, your identity is a cow ghost, and in a few days I will take you to the first ghost village of the closed door to see what is a ghost and mystery?
There are all kinds of ghosts in the underworld, small ghosts, big ghosts, powerful ghosts, gambling ghosts, perverts, hungry ghosts. Their eyes were glazed over, their hands stretched forward, all of them in a state of dissociation, their faces expressionless.
The bull ghost saw the snake god, and the cow ghost said where are you going? The snake god said: I rushed to seal the door and sit on the Taishi chair?
You're a little familiar, déjà vu. The cow ghost said, what about you and I in our previous lives or lovers? When you go to the world, you will be an ordinary husband and wife, firewood, rice, oil and salt.
People in the world have died and become ghosts, and there are more ghosts than people, and people have opened their eyes to the sky, and they can see ghosts with their left eye. I heard that there was an old woman in the east of the village who died without closing her eyes, and his three sons knelt in turn and still didn't see their mother's eyes closed, and the mortuary was so frightened that she wet her pants!
Master Bayin was blown on his back by a gust of wind and turned over on his horse? Master Nan said that your mother is dead, and you must find a living person to lie in a coffin and hold a funeral before the old lady can rest in peace?
Or carry the coffin around the big banyan tree in front of the village three times, your mother's eyes are closed! When you see a stranger talking, you can ask him to wear linen and wear filial piety as a filial son!
This is called the transfer of the anger of the dead to the living? The snake god said that it was too terrifying, and the world was incredible!
The bull ghost dragged the god into the Hades Palace, where it was so quiet that even a drop of water could be heard clearly.
Forty-nine coffins are neatly placed inside, the ghost king and the earl are sucking blood, Wuma and Lin Zhengying are playing chess, and Dasha Cheng Kuian is opening a heaven and earth bar.
Rowan sang "Under the Lion Rock" in a tuxedo dress, and Cleopatra slept with the white snake in the golden coffin, looking peaceful.
Cixi Lafayette gave Lenin the pearl of the night to play with Hitler. The ghosts were smiling, singing and dancing, happy and peaceful.
Mandela and Arafad were the master of ceremonies, Newton, Einstein, Leonardo da Vinci, Darwin, Confucius, Qin Shi Huang entered the arena, and finally President Lincoln and Lin Biao entered the arena.
First of all, Anita Mui and Leslie Cheung sang a song "Peerless Fanghua", the lyrics are exaggerated and gorgeous, all the ghosts are happy, the bar is smoky, the smoke is filled, and the ghosts dance the waltz, exploration, and rumba dance.
The second song, Huang Jiaju and Mandela sang "Glorious Years", today there are only remnants of ghost shells, holding freedom in the wind and rain.
The cow ghost snake god has just put on makeup and Luosuke, and the DJ of "Night" has strong music resounding in the bar.
Roh Moo-hyun and Leslie Cheung shared their experience of jumping off a cliff and jumping off a building, Jackson, a ghost king in red, dressed up and danced the corpse, and the ghosts were enthusiastic!
Push the masquerade to **. Teresa Teng and Chen Baiqiang sang "Nobody Sleeps Tonight", and all the ghosts clinked glasses and drank together!
"Let's go! Zhong Kui's ghost hunting master and Song Dingbo have arrived?," all the ghosts were scattered, only Lin Zhengying was left to go to the afternoon horse and was caught by the five flowers, Lin Zhengying looked up to the sky and sighed: I knew the beginning, why bother catching ghosts.
He is famous for catching ghosts in the world, and now he is a ghost and is being caught, this is called the scenery before his death, and he falls after death!
Thinking about how heroic Yan Chixia was back then, the earl let out a ghost fart, emitting green and stinky smoke, and the cow ghost and snake god were dizzy!
Escort these five ghosts to the first ghost village of the closed door, and the assessment will be lower. If you fail at the end of the year, you will never be reborn in the eighteenth layer of hell.
Earl, Lin Zhengying, Wu Ma, and the five new ghosts of the cow ghost and snake god were caught by Zhong Kui and Song Dingbo and were rushing to the first ghost village in Shenzhou!
The crow vultures are eyeing the road, adding a bit of solemn and strange atmosphere, and the air is solemn and suffocating!
A hoarse old woman said on the radio: "See you at the door, hahaha, it's creepy!"