Chapter 4: Talking to Zicheng (I)
Some people say that a woman can carry three ducks, but if there is an old man in Qingxi in your house, then his power is definitely worth 30,000 ducks! In less than an hour, 'Li Yan returned with his wife' became a well-known headline in Chaoxi Valley under his vigorous propaganda of sparing no effort to add fuel and vinegar!! Suddenly, the big girls and little daughters-in-law who had spring dreams for Li Yan washed their faces with tears, and they were in a state of gloom and misery.
However, the culprit who caused the miasma in the valley was in a good mood, humming a small curve and cocking Erlang's legs, looking leisurely and contented.
"Handsome guy grandpa," with a toothache on his face, An leisurely issued the two hundred and seventy-fourth expulsion order to the old man Qingxi, "Shouldn't a respected man like you be cultivating one's self and cultivating one's self every day to enlighten and participate in meditation?" How can you stay with me all day and waste your precious time? ”
"How's that going to work?" Waving his hand, the old man Qingxi said with a solemn expression, "I want to protect you!" Girl, don't you know, at least eighty percent of the women in the valley now want to kill you! If I leave, what if you are killed? Hikohiko will be sad! How can I, as a master, stand by and watch!? ”
secretly gritted his teeth with hatred, and was so angry that he had a myocardial infarction: This thing can really be loaded! I don't want to think about who single-handedly pushed her to the forefront and minted the best street rat of the year!? It's obviously a thief shouting to catch a thief, but he pretends to be righteous and awe-inspiring! If she had been an ordinary person, she would have died a brick! But on the other hand, this kind of master with extremely high martial arts skills can't be beaten and beaten, scolded and scolded, it's simply a Rakshasa Yama who has crossed the world - no matter how angry he is in his heart, he can only endure it!
"I don't have to worry about it, I will take care of Xiao An!" Just when she couldn't 'dispel the evil spirits' and was helpless, Li Yan's voice resounded in the hut like timely rain, "Please go back to the main hall to rest!" ”
His eyes widened, showing an incredible expression, and the old man Qingxi stared at Li Yan with a ghostly expression, "You...... Why are you here!? Didn't I let you go to the top of the cliff of Tianjian Peak to pick snow lotus to recuperate for the girl? Why did you come back so soon!? ”
"Isn't it just a medicine? Could it be that the master wants me to go for a year and a half? He took out a cloth bag from his arms and threw it on the table with a 'pop' sound, Li Yan's eyes flashed with a dangerous light, "The snow lotus in this is enough for half a year's medicine, so please master 'concentrate' on dispensing medicine, and don't bother Xiao An if you have anything to do in the future!" ”
Weighing the weight of the cloth bag, the old man Qingxi pouted and muttered, "I've never seen such a disgusting kid, I can't find fault with anything, it's really cute!" Reluctantly, he had just reached the door, and saw him turn on tiptoe and ran back.
"No, I still can't go!" As if he had great concerns in his heart, the old man Qingxi sat back on the chair and said worriedly, "I can't let Yanyan and the girl share a room, it's too dangerous!" “
His statement made the second monk An Youran puzzled, and suddenly asked curiously, "Why?" Is the master going to beat me, does your old man know? ”
"No, it's a hundred times more powerful than that!" Glancing at Li Yan from the corner of his eye, the old man Qingxi smiled weirdly, "You lonely men and widows are in the same room, I'm afraid that the stinky boy's lust will be bad for you!" When you were in a coma, he once said that you were his wife, and the old man was careless and fell in love with him! Now that I think about it, you can see that the girl is a virgin at a glance, why did you say it? It must be because this kid has bad intentions, wants to avoid people's eyes and ears, and does that bad thing in the name of righteousness! I can't let him harm you, innocent little girl! ”
It's a pity that he miscalculated An Youran's temperament, if the average girl heard him say this, she would be ashamed, but An Youran was not a character who played cards according to the rules. In her world, curiosity is not only a matter of nature, but also a guide to her code of conduct. Therefore, it is natural that her focus is not in Li Yan's words, but on a more subtle focus.
A pair of smart big eyes shone brightly, and An asked leisurely with interest, "Handsome grandfather, how can you tell that I am a virgin?" What do you think? Tell me about it, do you have a trick? Is there a ......?"
Her words made the old man Qingxi, who was drinking tea comfortably, tremble, squirted out all the tea in his mouth, and stood up with a slightly embarrassed expression, "This ......"
How can this topic be discussed with you little girl?! Looking at An Youran's excited and shining eyes, the old man Qingxi couldn't help but feel a chill in his vest: Is this girl a hidden master? Such a sharp question, such a bold temperament...... Sweat! In the end, he is too old to keep up with the footsteps of young people! It's better to go with thirty-six plans!
Pushing Li Yan in front of An leisurely, the old man of Qingxi vigorously recommended, "You ask Yan Yan this question, he has always had a unique opinion on things, the so-called blue is better than blue, I believe I will be able to give you a satisfactory answer!" As he spoke, he quietly shifted his position with oil under his feet, and when An came back to his senses, only she and Li Yan were left standing alone in the big house.
I was excited to get an answer, but I was stuck on my lips when I saw Li Yan's obviously unkind eyes, "That...... That one...... Do you know? ”
"Know what?!" With a blue face, he dragged An Youran, and Li Yan tugged at her face with an itchy expression, "You still dare to say it?!" Do you know what is called the reserve of your daughter's family?! Even that thick-skinned thief old man was scared away by you, how good do you say you are? Next time, don't ask such a rootless topic in front of outsiders! ”
"What's wrong with me?" Struggling to break free of his hands, An leisurely rubbed his red cheeks, and argued indignantly, "I'm diligent and studious!" I don't know how much better than someone's unscrupulous words! ”
"Talking?" Frowning slightly for unknown reasons, Li Yan quickly grabbed An Youran, who was about to escape, and tightly shackled her in the crook of his arm, "How could I have ever behaved like this?" You make it clear to me! ”
"Of course you have!" The bright eyes flashed, and An leisurely opened his mouth to shout, but retreated at the last moment. The little face flushed, pursed the pink cherry lips, and said in a slurred voice, "You say...... I'm your lady! Obviously we are not married! And...... Who said they were going to marry you?! You just talk to yourself and declare to the outside world, isn't it called a mouthful?! ”
"What are you?!" The room temperature seemed to suddenly become cold, and Li Yan's voice was cold and scary, "What do you mean-you won't marry me!?" ”
I don't know if it was intimidated by his cold eyes or a conditioned reflex from the shadow in his heart, An Youran shrank his neck and blurted out without hesitation, "No, I'll marry, I'll marry!" ”
The demagogic eyes were bent into a wonderful crescent shape, and the bewitching lips hid a subtle cunning, and at this time, Li Yan was really like an epiphany blooming slowly in the night, stunning and unparalleled in the world! "Your request so actively really embarrassed me, do you agree or not agree to your proposal?"
Belch...... Why do you feel so bad in your heart?! Why did the forced strongman become the aggrieved? The victim becomes the perpetrator instead? Isn't this simply a big bad wolf that says the little white rabbit?! Angry, An leisurely was furious, and his eyes turned to his heart.
I saw her stretch out her slender hand to hook Li Yan's chin, and a frivolous and lustful evil smile appeared on her face, and she looked like a ruffian hooligan who was molesting the people on the street, "What about the girl I forced to marry?" Beauty, do you want to marry or not? ”