Grandpa Mao said: The body is the capital of the revolution! This sentence is truly an insight that can be regarded as a classic in any era and anywhere!

After three full hours of travel, when the royal convoy finally arrived at Lingxiao Mountain, where the Moon Temple was located, I was already as pale as earth and no human form. This was not due to fatigue, but to the fact that I was so prescient: when I saw that the procession had walked for two hours without seeing the shadow of the ghost of the Moon Temple, I had the audacity to die on the carriage of the Prince, and I would not give in to his ridicule and ridicule. But my mistake is to forget that no matter how luxurious the ancient carriage is, there is no shock absorption! After a bumpy journey, I only felt that all my internal organs had moved, especially the discomfort in my stomach. But in order not to be thrown out of the car by the son of the cleanliness fetish, I still resisted the urge to vomit all the way, and successfully reached the end when I held back and rolled my eyes up and saw the white of my eyeballs. It seems that this body is still a little worse, I think that in order to maximize the benefits of the two hundred yuan ticket, I insisted on making the Yunxiao Flying Car five times before letting my companions drag it down, which made the faces of the male compatriots in the same company pale and cold sweat, for fear that I would be dragged to play with me.

Originally, I thought that since Lingxiao Mountain is a mountainous area and the location of the Moon Temple, it must be a place to cultivate Buddhism far away from the hustle and bustle, so after actually arriving, I was really taken aback: the foot of the mountain was densely packed with ordinary people, and even the mountain path was surrounded by water, if it were not for the officers and soldiers to block and open the way, it is estimated that we would not be able to reach the bottom of the mountain for a few more hours.

I was feeling strange in my heart, but I heard a deafening cheer from outside the car. Curiosity spurred me, and I didn't care about my strong discomfort, so I immediately poked my head out the window to see what was going on.

only to find that it was Liu Xiaohou Ye who got down from his carriage. He had been very fond of riding a tall horse, but he never wanted to be injured by my 'Feizhan' miracle and fall off his horse. Although the doctor said that he did not hurt his muscles and bones, the pampered little marquis still took the carriage on the grounds that he was seriously injured and was not suitable for riding.

His brocade dress with deep purple embroidered trim and pink flowers was extremely dazzling in the sun. The kind of gorgeous color matching that 'two ordinary people' dare not try easily, it is really swaggering, and it immediately attracted the attention of the audience. After he got out of the car, he was not in a hurry to leave, but stood still, shook his hair very chicly, took out the baby jade fan that must not leave his hand on home travel, and fanned it a few times in an elegant manner, and then began to pose as if he had planned a long time ago.

Liu Yuxi's performance caused the onlookers to scream. I have to say that although Master Liu Xiaohou is a little cheaper, his wisdom is indeed a little less, and his taste is really confusing, but his appearance can still be regarded as a handsome guy. At least now, even with a dark circle that looks like a one-eyed raccoon, it can still win such a high-decibel shout and applause.

Looking at the emotional crowd, I suddenly remembered selling glow sticks in front of the concert in college: the fans who came to buy things were as excited as if they had been beaten with blood...... It's exactly the same as the ancients I've seen now! I suddenly realized: these ancient people dared to work tirelessly to run to the deep mountains and old forests where chickens don't lay eggs and birds don't, and they actually came to 'chase stars'! I'm really scorched by this fact! But think about it, there was no television, no computer, and no playground in this backward ancient ......, how empty and boring should the spiritual life be? Therefore, chasing handsome guys and beauties of princes and nobles is not a good choice. But this reason really makes me 'sweat'! It turns out that the ancients were also so avant-garde!

Of course, there is an audience, and there are also actors to make a play. I watched Liu Yuxi's solo performance as a public idol with a complicated expression: the kind of stinky fart display and the narcissism fermented by the expansion of self-confidence, I saw that my facial nerves collapsed for a while, and there was a phenomenon of distortion and short circuit! Liu Xiaohouye, it is really the best in the world, the world is wonderful, he can actually interpret the essence of the word 'Sao Bao' to the point of the crack in the bones! This kid will definitely have a great future in the future, and he will definitely become the king of Tianzi No. 1 Sao Bao who has never been seen before or since!

Just like God is afraid that watching it will affect his appetite and must hurry up to stop it, Liu Xiaohou is destined to not be able to draw a perfect end to his personal sho. Because the moon god sacrifice also has the meaning of blessing, it needs to reflect piety, even the masters must change to the foot of the mountain to walk up the mountain, so the prince is no exception to give up his means of transportation.

Against the backdrop of the mottled colors of the mountains in autumn, a young man in brocade clothes jumped off the carriage and fluttered like a fairy. The autumn wind blows, the clothes are flying, the red leaves are scattered, the face of the country is overwhelming, the peerless posture, the Yaochi is unparalleled in the purple mansion.

A demon is a demon, and one appearance will dominate the audience! As soon as the figure of Lord Shizi appeared on the ground, sure enough, the eyes of the audience shifted their focus for an instant, and they were stunned and fixed on him alone: a bright phoenix, fluttering fairy spirit. As if afraid that the prince would turn into an immortal and fly away, everyone held their breath, and the crowd that was still loud and noisy just now became silent in an instant, and everything was silent. Everyone just desperately opened their eyes, greedily trying to take in as much of the extraordinary beauty as possible.

Liu Yuxin suddenly felt the reality of being left out in the cold, and had a crying expression beside him. I watched it after a great joy, this look of loss and desolation of a stray puppy after being abandoned by the owner, overlapping on the body of the little marquis, what a perfect match! It even made me feel the urge to beat the water dogs! Haha, I secretly sang an improved version of Faye Wong's famous song in my heart: You are miserable, so I am happy! That's cool!

Maybe the little marquis and I have dealt with me a lot, and there is a resonance in some places, we all like to find happiness from the pain of the disgusted! When he saw me standing on the side in a good mood, he walked straight to me: "Bajie, you are so pitiful." "His peach blossom eyes gave me a big autumn cabbage, and I rolled with goosebumps all over my body!

"Back to the little marquis, the slave has good teeth, good appetite, delicious food, good body, nowhere to be pitied." When I looked closely, I realized that he was really artistic destroyed by my teacup, this perfect circle, this dark color, tsk, beautiful! However, if you really want to say that the fly in the ointment is that the mouth of this tea cup is too small, resulting in the affected area being too small, and only a dark circle has formed! If you have the opportunity to find a sea bowl to try, maybe the little marquis will be upgraded to the Green Hornet directly, and even the mask will be saved.

"Being a man is not just about being satisfied with food and drink!" He taught in purity: "If you only have the appetite and ...... What is different about animals? ”

You mean livestock, right? I sneered in my heart, and I had the idea of strangling him: "Please teach the little marquis?" ”

"To be a man is to have a spiritual pursuit, to reflect the sense of self-existence, and to be recognized by people!" What rice? What does he mean by that!? Shouldn't I be like him to have a model show in a crowded place? Does he now see that his personal development is no match for the world, so he is thinking about pulling someone into the water to make a combination to play confrontation? So what is our group called? The story of the two of them? Or a duo pinching each other?

"You see that you are already ugly and vulgar, but with such a peerless master, it will only make you even more ugly and vulgar, and you will be spurned in this life, isn't it pitiful?" He shook his head, looking like he was sighing!

"Little Hou Ye is merciful," This guy wants to attack my appearance again, and the scar forgets the pain, right?" I approached him and said bitterly, "Only you can understand the pain of the villain! However, the slave thought about it and felt that the villain was not pitiful, because the little one was already unscrupulous and magical. Even if he wasn't by Shizi's side, it was enough to make the aesthete sigh in despair, so it didn't matter. It's you, Xiaohou......"

I pounded my chest and made a painful look: "Originally, he could be regarded as a beautiful young man with a graceful jade tree in the wind, but as soon as the prince appeared, these mortals immediately hooked their souls, so that you also fell into the same villain, reduced to the likes of dogs and mustards, and unsightly!" So the slave thought about it and felt that you were more miserable than the little one, the villain was born since he was a child, I'm sorry that the audience has long been accustomed to it, but you are handsome and chic, but you are also treated like this, the villain is really sad. If you are shrouded in the shadow of the son of the world for the rest of your life, you will never see the light of day! ”

Bah! I'm ugly, and I can't make you feel so good about yourself! Take me as a reference and look for a sense of superiority! I'll let you compare yourself with that demon, and I'll let you taste the taste of contempt!

"Bajie's words are bad, the son of the world is a person among the immortals, and he is not a mortal man like me who can be compared. Fortunately, Bajie is stupid and stupid, if I were like you who followed the son of the world in front of the saddle and the horse after the shadow, I would have committed suicide with shame and indignation, how could I compare to you living so freely and freely? It seems that you are really not an ordinary ......"

I frowned and listened to him play a fly nature in his ear, and motion sickness already made me dizzy and nauseous, extremely uncomfortable. This should have made me even more upset, just a gust of wind blew, and the strong and fragrant fragrance of flowers on Liu Yuxin's body hit my nose, and I suddenly felt my stomach turn over and my throat swelled and I couldn't hold back anymore, and spit out all the food in the morning.

The danger exuded by the overwhelming posture is really not to be underestimated, coupled with the fact that I did not hesitate to vomit without warning and open my mouth in advance, and directly killed Liu Xiaohou by surprise: his gorgeous colorful brocade clothes were directly sprayed by me with rich content, colorful, and not exciting!

The flirtatious smile on his face that he had always had disappeared at the moment, and it was changed to a gloomy and dark expression - it is estimated that there is no problem for him to play Bao Qingtian directly now, and even the makeup is saved! Alas, it's useless for you to stare at me and complain about me! I don't want to it either! Whoever makes you want to die or not die is uncomfortable to come to me, and you just want to stand next to me, it is forgivable to do sin, and you can't live if you do it!

But having said that, seeing the green tendons that had exploded near his temples and were contaminated with vomit, it was better to calm things down: "Little Hou Ye forgive me, the slave didn't mean it, it was really a natural reaction of involuntarily." Please have a lot of adults, and spare the villain this time. "I swear to God, this is the most sincere I've ever spoken to Sao Bao.

"You ......" his teeth creaked, "on purpose!" I'm going to beat you dog slave to death!" "It's a pity that my sincerity didn't impress Liu Yuxin, and from the tone of his voice, I can understand how violent his mood is at the moment.

"The little marquis is wronged, even if you borrow a hundred guts from the slave, the slave will not dare to deliberately spit on you!" I cried out loud. Give me a hundred guts, and I'll deal with you directly, so you don't have to hurt your body in such a disgusting way! Do you know how uncomfortable it is for people to vomit? Even if I want to fix you, I can't afford to pay the price of my own health.

The quiet and peaceful atmosphere around me was suddenly cut through by my throat-ripping cry. The people who were still immersed in the beauty of the world just now were intimidated by my sonic skills and turned their attention to my location.

I snickered in my heart: Little Marquis, it seems that this time you not only have to suffer this dirty body in vain, but also reward the villain with something!

Quietly turned his back, lowered his voice and said to Liu Yuxin: "Little Hou Ye, the minion's bitter trick is all designed for you." You see, people are looking at us now? This is a great opportunity for the little marquis to establish a glorious image. If you don't punish a minion who vomits your dirt, but is magnanimous and sympathetic, it's best to ......, "Hehe, that's the real point, there's no reason why you shouldn't take advantage of the opportunity to make a fortune at your door, right?" I accentuated my tone and offered sincerely: "If there is anything else to appreciate, in the eyes of these people, you must be magnanimous, kind-hearted, and a humble gentleman who repays grievances with virtue, and you will be praised by all the people." ”

"What you say is true?" The little marquis's face was incredulous.

"It's true, it's true, it's like a fake!" I have a loyal face, and I can't wait to spell the word 'sincerity' with my facial features on my face to show my sincerity.

"Eight-Ring!" The little marquis suddenly straightened up and said loudly: "I-how-how-will-blame-you-what?" You-body-body-no-comfortable-obedient-just-no-to-reluctantly-strong-this-inside-have-ten-tael-silver-child, you-buy-point-tonic-product-good-life-rest-recuperation-. ”

I'm dizzy! Although I am very happy to give money, his performance is too clumsy, right? I was afraid that people in the distance would not be able to hear it, so I actually used the 'drama-style vocalization method', and the words that were said jumped out word by word. I really need to bring a lightning rod to defend myself when I contact him in the future, otherwise I will be thundered to death by him sooner or later!

At this time, Mr. Lin, who accompanied us, had already arranged the personnel and asked us to set off immediately and walk up the mountain. I wanted to go back to the prince to wait, but because I vomited just because I was just right, the prince thought it was 'unclean' and asked me to keep a distance of three zhang and not get close, so I picked up a leisure. After arriving at the Moon Temple, he went into the arranged chamber and fell asleep, until the night showed the stars and woke up because of hunger.

After looking at the sky, it was estimated that dinner time was too early, and I planned to hold on until tomorrow and eat a meal for breakfast to make up for today's loss. Unexpectedly, there was a rumbling protest in his stomach, and his stomach was even more hungry. It is estimated that the vomit during the day cleaned up the reserve grain accumulated in my stomach, and at this moment I only felt hungry, and even when I closed my eyes, I saw the shadow of roast duck, roast chicken, and braised pork, where can I still sleep?

Putting on some clothes, I quietly pushed the door open and walked out, ready to find the kitchen to solve the problem of survival. I don't know that this moon temple is also a little bigger! After a while, I lost my direction, went deeper and deeper, walked darker and darker, and I couldn't find someone to ask for directions, and I couldn't tell the difference between southeast and northwest! By the time I realized it, I was in the middle of a wood, and it was pitch black! Not to mention the kitchen, even the wing room where I lived just now can't be found!? I really want to cry without tears!

The temperature in the mountains at night is already low, and the trees and vegetation inside and outside the Moon Temple are luxuriant, which makes it even more cold. From time to time, strange bird calls and animal roars were heard around, and the atmosphere was extremely strange. But what was even more terrifying was that I heard a burst of cries coming from the wind!!

Will it be ......? Isn't it ......? My scalp was tingling, my heart was racing, and I just felt my sweat pores stand upside down.

'No, no, as an intellectual woman with a modern education, how can you believe in ghosts?' I cheered myself up

'But? Aren't even scientists taking it with reservations? Moreover, haunted places like the Tower of London are visited by a large number of researchers every year, and there are indeed many phenomena that are difficult to explain! Another opposing voice sounded in my heart.

'That's just Chinese feudal superstition!? Not credible! The so-called hauntings are all hallucinations produced by people for some reason! The voice of reason retorted forcefully.

It's not just in China, there are ghost legends all over the world, and the West just changes its name to ghosts! Doesn't this extensiveness just prove that ghosts do exist? ’

Isn't there still no real evidence to be found? So many people have been researching, have you actually caught a ghost? So it's all a lie! ’

'There's evidence, aren't you borrowing corpses to resurrect your soul!' You've been in a car accident, huh? ’

The two voices were constantly confronting and intertwining in my mind, but it all crumbled and turned to powder when I heard the cry again......

In the deep mountains and old forests with high dark wind at night, sitting near the ancient temple (I really don't know whether I am in the temple or outside the temple), a thin man who is staying overnight hears the faint cry, all of this, why is it so similar to the bridge section of "A Chinese Ghost Story"!? I remember that the temple was called Lanruo Temple, the scholar was called Ning Caichen, and the tree demon was called Grandma...... I had watched the old movie for a long time and had forgotten it for a long time, but now it is like a conditioned reflex, and the picture has become clear in my mind! The most terrible thing is that the tragic scenes of those who were attacked and killed by ghosts are vividly in front of them: covered in blood, flesh and blood...... Either they were sucked out of their essence and became human beings, or they were bitten and had no skin and no human shape!

I trembled with fear, and stayed where I was, not daring to move, for fear that the slightest noise would attract the ghost, and even my breathing slowed down as much as possible. A gust of autumn wind blew, and I only felt that my vest was frightened, and my whole body was already soaked with cold sweat.

After waiting for a long time, but not hearing the cry again, I breathed a sigh of relief: I thought I must have reacted quickly, and the ghost did not notice me, and went to find the prey again. Just as he was cautiously turning around and preparing to slip away, he suddenly heard a cold voice behind him: "What are you doing......