Chapter 105: Little White Eyebrows, White and White
it!
This bastard is actually the head of the Animal Protection Association, and those two big pythons are back in his hands!
Bai Mei had a deep smug look on his face: "Now, do you still want to fight against the ghost gate?" Our social resources are beyond your imagination! In recent years, even the wars between countries have turned into economic wars and trade wars, and you are still thinking about fighting for life and death, and sooner or later you will be eliminated by this society. ”
As he spoke, the female ghost's voice suddenly sounded in my head: "Boy, find a way to pull out the money sword in my mouth, and I will show them how powerful my sister is." ”
This request is not difficult, but I am now being lifted by Bai Mei, and I can't move at all, and I really can't do it if I want to draw my sword.
I couldn't speak, and she couldn't answer if I wanted to.
The female ghost spoke again: "Boy, I have already negotiated with my body, as long as you pull out that sword, I can attach it to that body, and it is not a problem to clean up this group of people, so you have to find a way, otherwise they will definitely take you away." ”
I thought about it for a moment and said to Bai Mei, "What are you waiting for?" Hurry up and make me a yin and yang boy. ”
Bai Mei glanced at me with disdain: "Do you think it's that easy?" I need formation support, and I have to bring you back to the headquarters to do it. ”
I took a sip: "Then you still don't put me down." Are you tired of carrying me? I'm not a walnut player, are you still afraid that I won't be able to run away? ”
Bai Mei threw me to the ground, and then said, "If you dare to run around, I will cut off your legs immediately!" ”
I got up from the ground: "Where am I going?" ”
At this time, the few people who went to kill Mr. Qi had already arrived at the coffin, but Mr. Qi had disappeared.
One person said: "It is estimated that it is in the coffin, let's go together!" ”
They leaned into the coffin to see if there was anyone in it.
At this moment, a ghost-headed knife suddenly fell deep in the coffin, and the necks of the two were cut off neatly.
Then Brother Qiang, who was covered in blood, stood up from the coffin with a knife: "Put down Zhang Wenbin, otherwise we won't die tonight!" ”
When he had said this, he raised his hand and slashed at the head of another man, who suddenly fell to the ground and rolled in a dripping manner.
Brother Qiang suddenly came out like this, everyone was frightened, even I was a little surprised, he was still dying just now, why is it okay now?
Bai Mei smiled coldly: "When you come back, I'll kill him with my own hands." I've always respected such people. ”
He slapped a sword out of the sword box again, and then walked slowly towards Brother Qiang.
I was anxious about Brother Qiang's safety, and when I saw that Zhou Bu was standing next to the zombie at this time, I hurried over: "Old man, you have lost more than you gained, right?" ”
Zhou Bubu looked at me coldly and said, "Zhang Wenbin, you don't have to be close to me, who is your father-in-law?" ”
I smiled: "Zhou Xiaoqin is my wife, she is also your daughter, you are not my father-in-law, am I your father-in-law?" You let everyone say, shouldn't I call you my father-in-law? ”
Cui Yi'an came over and looked at me and said, "Zhang Wenbin, you don't have a fucking relationship, even if you kneel down and call grandpa now, they won't spare you, don't worry, you will be 10,000 times more miserable than my son and daughter!" ”
I looked at him and smiled: "My son and daughter are gone, even if I am tossed by you again, my brother is still alive and well, and there are successors in our Zhang family." But what about you? I'm afraid I'm a little tired of the position of the head of this family now, right? The three major pains in life are the loss of a father in a young age, the loss of a wife in middle age, and the loss of a son in old age. Although you are not old, you are probably heart-wrenching......"
Cui Yifeng immediately couldn't control his emotions and rushed in front of me, I quickly dodged and made myself closer to the zombies: "What? Poked your pain point? Let me tell you Cui Yi'an, within three years, the Northeast Cui family will definitely be wiped out of this world, and you are the culprit of the Cui family's demise. Don't think that the 258,000 you are dragging now, you can't jump for a few days, you can go down and reunite with your daughter and son......"
He was completely furious and rushed at me again.
I flashed to the zombie, and then raised my hand to pull off the money sword in the zombie's mouth in his angry eyes: "Sister, hurry up and kill them!" ”
At this moment, not only Cui Yi'an was scared, but even Zhou Wei, who had not spoken, turned pale.
I took the money sword and quietly put it in my coat pocket and looked at them with a smug expression.
However, the zombies never moved, and everyone stared at me, their eyes ranging from shock to confusion, and finally they all burst out laughing.
This......
I slapped the zombie's body a little embarrassed: "Sister, they said you are an old woman, you still don't do it!" ”
Before I finished speaking, the zombie immediately entered a violent state: "Fuck you dare to talk about me like that, no one wants to live!" The old lady is not yet 2,000 years old this year, is it very big? ”
I'm rubbing, I'm just casually saying, this woman...... It seems that not only women and female ghosts can't be provoked, but even female zombies are the same, and when it comes to age, they will go berserk.
Zhou Bu didn't say to me angrily: "Every time, it's you who spoil me!" ”
I laughed: "Who made us a son-in-law, don't you say it's an old man?" It's okay to suffer a little loss, don't be so out-of-the-box. Sister, take care of my father-in-law, just beat him to death, don't beat him too hard. ”
Zhou didn't run away: "Zhang Wenbin, next time I see you, Lao Tzu will definitely kill you!" ”
Hahahaha!
Seeing this old bastard running like a rabbit, I immediately rejoiced in my heart.
Now the thousand-year-old ghost and the thousand-year-old zombie king are combined, according to what Mr. Qi said, now this female ghost has returned to the state of "human" again, this time the zombie and the ghost have no defects, and at this time, there will be no more money sword attacks that can hurt her, and the only one that can hurt her is the soul jade, but there is only one piece of the soul jade, which is in Brother Wang.
At this time, Bai Mei was slowly fighting with Brother Qiang, probably trying to convince Brother Qiang. It's a pity that he didn't wait for him to make Brother Qiang succumb, he panicked himself, because the female ghost found him so deadly: "Little white eyebrows, white and white, two eyebrows up, love...... I love to eat radishes and greens, and it's so cute to bounce around...... Oh, I can't make it up, a few years ago, two little girls sat on my grave and read a nursery rhyme, it's really good......"
Bai Mei Dao Chang was furious, but he was helpless, because his sword box was smashed by Brother Qiang, and all the things inside fell out, even if he slapped his back to pieces, he didn't have a suitable weapon, so he could only run for his life.
I walked back to the bronze coffin, and looked at Brother Qiang, who was injured, and felt a little distressed: "Why did you run here?" ”
Brother Qiang smiled: "I'm afraid you'll die." ”
Mr. Qi jumped out of the coffin, took the peachwood sword and said, "Qiangzi, can you hold it?" If we can, let's go and kill a few zombies of the corpse chaser, there are things that the female ghost likes. We can't help much, we can only get something to thank people. ”
Brother Qiang waved the ghost head knife: "Go!" ”
I sat on the coffin and said to the white-eyed Taoist priest who had been running out: "Hey, Baimei Daoist, my sister scolded you for being a rabbit master, why don't you return your mouth?" It's not a good taste to be a rabbit, you have to wash your ass every day. ”
The white-eyed Taoist priest turned his face and said to me: "Zhang Wenbin, you wait for me, sooner or later you are the yin and yang boy of our ghost gate, this is your fate, no one can save you!" ”
Exercise!
I immediately stood on the coffin and shouted at the female ghost: "Sister, that white eyebrow said that you look ugly, like an old witch!" ”
As soon as I sat down after shouting, Zhou Xiaoqin sat next to me: "Zhang Wenbin, I'm sorry, I didn't help you this time......"
I looked at her and smiled: "It's okay, my life is good, and I can always turn evil into good fortune." That female ghost is very skilled, you have nothing to learn more, and you will grow more in the future, in case I ...... one day"
Zhou Xiaoqin raised her hand to cover my mouth: "Don't say it, you won't die." ”
I was a little surprised, but not because of her words, but because she really shut my mouth!
Zhou Xiaoqin pointed to the lid of the coffin next to him and said, "Mr. Qi's Yin Gathering Array formation is very useful, in this environment, I can condense into a solid ......"
I opened my mouth: "As long as the formation is not removed, you can always have entities?" ”
Zhou Xiaoqin nodded: "What's wrong?" ”
I quickly jumped down from the coffin, raised my hand to remove the cloth from the coffin board, and then put it in my pocket: "What you say doesn't count, I'll have to try it myself when I go to bed......"
Zhou Xiaoqin couldn't help but take a sip: "Look at your stupid appearance, when do you still think about that?" ”
I smiled: "Anyway, you're my wife, I'm sure I'll think about it." ”
I reached out and grabbed her hand, and she didn't break away twice, and then I was left to my side.
Zhou Xiaoqin's hands were very cold, like a piece of ice, but the skin was smooth and greasy to touch. She blushed a little and said, "Zhang Wenbin, you let go and let people see ......"
I smiled: "What a person, they all ran away, and now there are only the two of us left here." ”
"Ahem...... Binzi, you take it easy, I'll come with Brother Qiang, you ......"
I twisted my face and saw that Da Jiang didn't know when he was leaning next to the coffin, with a teasing smile on his face: "I'm still young, so impatient......"
I immediately let go of Zhou Xiaoqin's hand: "Da Jiang, you didn't say a word when you came, you think you are a ghost?" Surprise me! ”
Da Jiang laughed: "Pull you down, and scare you, I haven't looked at me for a long time." Next time you want to make out and find a place where no one is around, don't do these actions in public. ”
Zhou Xiaoqin was so ashamed that she returned to the jade pendant, I got down from the coffin, and looked at Da Jiang just as he was about to speak, when a female ghost's voice came from a distance: "Boy, run away, their master is coming, I can't stand it......"
I turned my face to look, and I saw Brother Qiang running towards us with Mr. Qi deadly, and behind them was the zombie king of the previous year, running like a hare being chased by a hound......