When I returned to the office, I saw Lu Jiaqi staring at the map on the wall in a daze. I asked Liu Nannan for a coffee, and deliberately called her Officer Liu, so frightened that Lu Jiaqi, who was sitting opposite, trembled, looked at me in horror for a long time, and after making sure it was safe, he got up and made a cup of coffee and brought it over, and asked in a pale and trembling voice: "Are the police coming to Taiwan?" ”

I ignored him, but he kept looking at me with pity, and I had to get up and leave the office.

Walked into the studio building, went to Zixuan, and asked him if he had time to go to Lost place at night, and Li Shang asked for a drink of treasures. Zixuan immediately became excited, although he couldn't drink, but he loved to enjoy it, and when he heard that there were elegant and noble things, he showed great interest, and wanted to be a nobleman.

They had a talk show to be recorded in the afternoon, so they went to the studio with him and sat down as an audience.

That episode of the show was called "Housing Prices, You Played All of Us".

My mother urged me to look at the house in those days, and if there is a suitable one, I will buy a new house, and I am waiting and seeing, and the house price has rushed all the way to Mount Everest.

Chu Qing had an idea and decided to do a real estate show. The topic is called "Housing Prices, You Play We All", and a professor from Peking University named "There is no bear in Antarctica" was invited from Beijing as a guest, and the famous commentator "Flower Cats Love Fish" was also invited.

Antarctica does not have Xiong's natural Maitreya Buddha appearance, his personality is modest, and you never know what the point he wants to express is.

The flower cat loves to eat fish and worries about the country and the people on TV all the year round, and his forehead has been engraved with a deep imprint. He is known for his fierce rhetoric, and once did a show to scold the connected officials: If you are corrupt and don't do anything, go back to the countryside and be a chicken. After the incident, it caused controversy on the Internet, and the farmer netizens quit, which is serious discrimination! He even equated the corrupt official with the rural chicken and asked him to apologize to the chicken.

Since the Corrupt Chicken Incident, his worth has skyrocketed overnight.

The recording of the program went smoothly and the audience applauded continuously.

Entering the discussion session, Antarctica did not speak with Xiong: "We can no longer build affordable housing and low-rent housing, and the gathering of the poor is easy to breed crime and turmoil." Look at Mexico and the United States, where police officers have to buy double insurance with AK47s every time they go to the slums. Housing prices cannot be reduced, and people who used to spend 3 million to buy a house find that the value of the house has depreciated to 1.5 million, which will also cause riots. ”

Without waiting for Chu Qing to speak, Hua Mao loves to eat fish and responded: "The so-called "university called beast" is really a beast, and the well-known expert is really blind!"

The audience was stunned.

Chu Qing rounded: "Mr. Flower Cat loves to eat fish, and he has always been humorous......"

The professor immediately interrupted Chu Qing and said coldly, "It's okay, let him continue." ”

The flower cat loves to eat fish and raised his voice: "The mountainous areas of China are full of poor people, are they guilty of heinous crimes?" The slums of the West are the most dangerous places in the world, and the only places we are poor are school dropouts, singles, and diseases. Also, people who were able to spend 3 million to buy a house at the beginning, even if the house price fell to 100,000, they would not be so poor that they would eat!"

"Flower cats love fish" sweated after speaking, and Zixuan hurriedly handed over the tissue.

The professor looked at him and wiped his sweat and said: "This is a typical hatred of the rich, it is precisely with people like you that society will be impetuous." The gap between the rich and the poor has existed since ancient times, in ancient times, there were Zhumen wine and meat stinky roads, and there were frozen bones, and in modern times, there are wealthy families whose banquets are worth ten thousand gold, and the poor families are doubly hard. ”

"Flower cats love fish" suddenly stood up and slapped the professor with a "snap", because he was pampered all year round, and the professor fainted on the spot. 120 arrived urgently, and after inspection, the professor was unharmed, but he was frightened, but Chu Qing was taken to the ground by the "flower cat" and cut his hand, and the recording of the program was forced to be terminated.

The show was stopped, Zixuan left work early, he drove Li Shang's Cayenne, and I drove an Audi R8 to Lost place.

told Zixuan that R8 was borrowed from Junjun and concealed the drunken sleepover plot, Zixuan didn't ask much, and his attention was on the foreign wine that Li Shang invited to drink.

I had a hangover last night and woke up feeling restless and didn't want to drink again.

Li Shang took out a collector's edition of Louis XIII and shared it, and he was followed by a young girl named CC, who was wearing long stockings, and when she sat down, her miniskirt couldn't cover her buttocks, and her white thighs and half of her buttocks were exposed. Li Shang introduced that it was his new girlfriend, who had just returned from studying in Singapore.

CC shook my hand and said, "Your name is so special. ”

"What's so special?" She tilted her head and smiled sweetly, and her voice came from a milky voice.

Before I could speak, Li Shang said while opening the wine: "Who is the woman of the good family with this name." ”

"You're so bad!" CC pouted, looking angry, but his expression was extremely enjoyable.

Zixuan quietly told me that this girl had actually been standing on the street in Singapore's Geylang Red Light District for a few years, earning some money and coming back to dress up as a returnee. I asked him, how do you know. He said that a friend who studied in Singapore and played with CC many times, and everyone in the circle knew it, but Li Shang didn't know it.

Looking at CC again, her expression of looking around with a wine glass was really a little dusty. I took the opportunity to get up and sit down at the bar where Junjun was bartending, peeking at Junjun who was gently swaying with the music out of the corner of my eye, she greeted me as usual, her expression was not abnormal, she handed over the car keys, she put them in a drawer and came over to drink, with her usual laziness, as if nothing had happened.

Seeing that there was no one around, I whispered through the bar, "I'm sorry for causing you trouble last night." ”

Jun Jun covered his ears and shouted, "What? What did you say? I can't hear you! ”

At this time, the music was not loud, she did it on purpose, so I had to lean in and repeat it in her ear.

She came to the bar and faced me, smiled and said, "It's troublesome enough, your trouble is not just what you think and remember!" ”

I shuddered, "I don't remember what I've done." ”

Junjun was a little disdainful: "Understand, aren't all men like this?" When I woke up, I said I had amnesia! ”

I hung my head and had a fever on my face: "I'm really drunk." ”

Junjun stretched out his hand, straightened my face and said, "Blushing means that you are not hopeless." Today's men don't say they're shy when they do something wrong, they still think about their mother! ”

I avoided her eyes and said, "Ah, it's not that serious! ”

Junjun laughed: "It's not about you. ”

Then she described to me the situation of last night: when I arrived at her house, Junjun asked me to go to the bathroom to take a shower and sober up, and I said yes. When she noticed that I was not moving in the bathroom, she went in again and saw me shushing at the tub and yelling at the showerhead: "Mom! I don't look at it, I pee on me! ”

She kicked me out of the bathroom, and when I came out, I stared at the two goldfish with big eyes in the balcony fish tank, and when she realized something was wrong, I reached out and grabbed one of them and threw it into the air and shouted, "Fly!" Robot cat! ”

It's not strange what I'm doing when I'm drunk, these days Ran Jing's daughter Meng Meng continues to watch old cartoon robot cats, which makes me dream of going to the wedding of the robot cat and the black cat sheriff.

"And after that?" I continued to ask.

"Later, you finally lay down on the sofa in the living room, and I went back to the bedroom just about to sleep, and you took off only a pair of underwear to come in, and said unashamedly, it's still bright here!"

"And then?"

"You're lying on your back on the bed and you're rolling around, shouting, it's all mine!"

"What about you? Where have you been? "I can't believe what she said was me.

"I was kicked out of bed by you, and I could only hide under the bed and look at you in horror. You finally stopped rolling, the bed was messy like a dog kennel, I quietly got into bed, but you consciously put your hand in the place where it shouldn't be! ”

My face burned and I said, "That's all? ”

Junjun: "That's all, what else do you want!" ”

After listening, I found that I didn't do anything too out of the ordinary except for being ugly and taking advantage of girls, so I smiled and said, "I'm causing you trouble!" ”

I turned around and walked out of the bar, there was a little girl selling flowers outside the door, and I bought a big bouquet of flowers and came in.

Junjun stood behind the bar and looked at me in horror, and only after seeing the flowers in my hand did he come to his senses and said, "I'm scared to death, and I don't say a word and turn around and leave, I thought you were ashamed to go out to find a short time!" ”

I gave the flowers to her and said, "Thank you for taking care of me last night." ”

Junjun held the flower, smelled it, closed his eyes and said, "It's finally bitter!" ”

Li Shang and Zixuan were judging the girls over there, and they didn't pay attention to us at all. Zixuan began to comment on the wine in the cup, this guy must have been studying the famous wine on the Internet for a long time, and then pretending to be elegant. He talked a lot about the taste and life experience of several precious foreign wines, and when he saw me walking over, he didn't react and asked tastelessly, "What do you want?" ”

"O human beings, there is no limit to hypocrisy." I said, sipping my wine.

Zixuan just took a sip of wine and was choked back again.

"Drink too much, you slander humanity, and if you were in the sixteenth century, you would be burned like Bruno!" He leaned on the bar, like a leader.

This night, Zixuan was so excited that he even hugged CC and kissed him. CC said brother, you are drunk, and put a hand on Zixuan's chest, Zixuan lay on her shoulder, slightly closed his eyes and ears and rubbed his sideburns. CC whispered in his ear, estimating that the onset of occupational disease was soliciting prostitutes again, at that moment, Zixuan spit into her arms with a "wow" sound, CC screamed and ran to the bathroom, his voice was hoarse, and his milk was completely empty, Zixuan laughed wildly in the back, like a chainsaw murderer.