Chapter 36: The Great Pig's Trotters

"Uh-the current goddess has been single for too long, has she already started to rob the road and beg for a hug?!"

Zhu Chulan was pleasantly surprised by the favor of the goddess, this is a beautiful encounter?

Looking around, there was no sign of a live broadcast on a mobile phone or a porcelain reality show, and Zhu Zhulan made an astonishing decision.

When you encounter a fan girl blocking the road and begging for a hug, as a serious good boy, of course, you can run.

After all, if you can't get it, you love it more, and if it's too easy to come, you will ignore it, so keep your distance and mystery.

After Zhu Zhulan finished speaking, he moved his long legs and ran back, which made the goddess who was blocking the way look at it.

The kind of person who flirts and looks like a, doesn't he chase after the goddess with long legs when he sees him?

At least the conversation is not over yet, with Zhu Izuran's appearance, he can also flirt for a while, why did Zhu Izuran run away?

"A big pig's trotter!"

"Immortal big pig's trotters!"

"Big pig's trotters who are so handsome that they collapse!"

"Cute big pig's trotters, don't you run!"

"I really want to chase him back and strangle him in my arms......"

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As soon as Zhu Zhulan ran, a group of beauties immediately appeared beside the goddess of the roadblock and began to comment on Zhu Izulan's incredible behavior.

"You—don't speak of him, don't covet him!

He's your brother-in-law!

No hookup, no seduction, no intrigue!"

The reprimand of the goddess who blocked the road was angry and depraved, and she was very empress-like.

The beauties laughed for a while, still squatting at the door of the cafeteria.

Zhu Zhulan found that his flashing escape skills were all used, but he didn't get the desired result.

Isn't this goddess-level fan girl who is blocking the way supposed to catch up?

Is it that the brain circuits are too long to keep up?

It is said that the chest is big and brainless, and this goddess of roadblocks should also have this problem!

Having already run out for 200 meters, Zhu Chulan sat on a long stone chair in the shade of a tree to look back at the enemy's situation.

The goddess of the roadblock approached slowly with a group of beautiful women holding the moon, and it was really a beautiful scenery from a distance.

Zhu Zhulan was a little nervous, what should be faced still has to be faced, and here are all here, just enjoy these beautiful scenery more.

"Hello brother-in-law!

When a group of beauties walked to Zhu Izulan's side, they all spoke in unison, acted neatly, and greeted Zhu Izuran with the ancient woman's Wanfu ceremony.

"Brother-in-law, who are you proposing for you?

I'm an excellent teenager in Dahua, and I'm still half a year away from becoming an adult!

You can't force underage marriages into marriage!"

Zhu Zhulan said righteousness and strictness, but he was a little excited in his heart.

Is this the life of the male protagonist who is the goddess blocking the arrow to start?

There is also a group of flowery and moon-looking sisters-in-law, all of whom are polite and polite, and they are happier than the ancient emperor when they think about it!

Zhu Zhulan was confident that he was strong enough and hard, and he would not die on the way to the main card when he was a shield, so he looked at the goddess who was close at hand with a little expectation.

I found that this goddess of blocking the way is even more beautiful when she looks at it closely, her skin is like condensing fat and her face is like jade, her breath is like an orchid, her eyes are bright, and she looks forward to it.

This reminded Zhu Chulan of a word - 10,000-year-old beauty!

finally figured it out, this is his legendary girlfriend, the first school flower of Huaxia Film and Television Academy, known as a beauty for thousands of years-Yuelu.

When he was five years old, he was forced by Yuelu to play a family and get married, which was the beginning of the bad relationship.

No wonder Zhu Zhulan felt that this barricade goddess was not trying to harass him, and he instinctively ran away to avoid it, so he had a shadow on her beauty when he was a child.

"I'm not here to force marriage—

I'm here to break up!

Hmmm-

It's good to break up with a minor!"

The goddess of the roadblock suddenly said strange things with some sadness, and there was mist in her eyes.

"You're Yuelu - the legendary No. 1 school flower?"

Zhu Zhulan was shocked to hear that the goddess of blocking the road mentioned breaking up in a blink of an eye, which made him feel a kind of loss that the male protagonist of the novel was divorced, and he felt that he was being tricked, so he planned to ask who the heroine was first.

"You've finally remembered me!

If it weren't for me, who else would be chasing and shouting to see you, and you wouldn't be a national male god!"

The goddess of the roadblock was a little emotional, and replied with a trembling voice.

"Uh- do you want to see me so much?

When did I become your boyfriend?

Are you still breaking up?"

Zhu Chulan began to question.

"As you must remember, you've been my boyfriend since you were five years old!"

The words of the goddess blocking the road made a group of onlookers cry out in amazement.

"Fall in love at the age of five and capture the growing beauty of 10,000 years!"

"Eyes are so poisonous! brother-in-law, you are so amazing!"

"Why haven't I been so happy since I was a child? I'm also a beauty!"

"It's so romantic! If a lover doesn't become a family, I'll start eating soil today!"

"Oh my God, Ruyi Xiaolangjun will also send me one, I want to travel back to my childhood through time and space!"

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A group of onlookers and beauties felt a lot of emotion, and the playful language made the sadness brought out by Yuelu dissipate instantly.

"But I remember that it wasn't me who was going to get married!

You were still begging for a hug just now, but now you are breaking up?"

Zhu Zhulan felt that he had fallen into a love fairy tale, and the fairy tales were all deceitful, so he questioned the fantasy reason for the breakup.

"I-I don't want to bother you anymore!

I'm Uncle Man's goddaughter!"

Yuelu said some truths emotionally, and there was expectation and loss in a pair of watery eyes, and Chu Chu's pitiful appearance was sadistic.

"Uncle Man—Uncle Man's Goddaughter!

Zhu Zhulan was very excited and spoke in an accent, because he heard the news of Uncle Man again.

Since the disappearance of Uncle Man, who loved him the most, when he was seven or eight years old, Zhu Zhulan has never heard about Uncle Man, he doesn't believe that Uncle Man is really dead, because he can't see anyone alive or dead.

The clan inheritance he lives in is mysterious and powerful, and there are many strong people who have mysteriously disappeared.

Legend has it that they conquered the ruling side of the underworld to create the kingdom of eternal God in the underworld.

Legend has it that they entered mysterious forbidden places such as the Earth only to return stronger.

Of course, there are also legends that they were killed by some heaven and earth forces, and heaven and earth do not allow them to be stronger.

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There are countless legends.

All the legends point in one direction, and that is that they went to unknown secret lands and disappeared to become stronger.

Ten years have passed in the blink of an eye, and now he has become the most powerful warrior in the clan, and it is also his mission to find the truth about the disappearance of the strong.

Moreover, Uncle Man was the most intimate and important person in his life, teaching him the method of physical training since he was a child, exercising his courage, and being the most important leader in his life.

Now that he heard someone mention Uncle Man, Zhu Chulan's heart immediately ignited the hope of finding Uncle Man.

"Well-Uncle Man recognized me as his goddaughter to save me, and he was the main marriage man when we got married.

It's not ridiculous, it's true that we got married!

At that time, I was dying of illness and begged Uncle Man, who performed a witch medicine called "Soul Symbiosis".

This kind of witch medicine allows us to complement each other's souls, coexist and coexist, and live and die together!

So, I can't be someone else's girlfriend!"

Yuelu tells the story, which makes people feel bizarre and fantastical.

"So—it's meant you to love me!"

Zhu Chulan didn't mention that he didn't believe all this, and replied in his usual style.

"Wow! cool—"

"Oh!

"Haha! It's doomed sadomasochism—"

"Oh, you're being tortured to death—"

"The end is - the goddess brought me home!"

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A group of onlookers gossiped about the beauties, listened to the conversation between the two, and spoke one after another.

These beauties are all female fantasy romance novels, so I've read too much!

Zhu Zhulan found that a goddess spoke to him seriously, and no matter what she said, he had a feeling of deep conviction......

"Do you remember any of these things?"

Yuelu's expectant little eyes looked at Zhu Chulan faintly.

"You are the outline of a fantasy romance novel, unlimited creativity, and excessive sadomasochism!"

Zhu Chulan said his true testimonials.

"A big pig's trotter!"

"Immortal big pig's trotters!"

"Big pig's trotters who are so handsome that they collapse!"

"Cute big pig's trotters"

"I really want to put him in my arms and strangle ......"

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A group of onlookers had already believed the words of the goddess of Yuelu and issued a cute condemnation to Zhu Zhulan!

(To be continued)

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