Chapter 285: I'm afraid you won't be able to bear your size

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Gu Xiaobao's milky voice sounded, "Uncle Zhang Wei, I heard you say that when you got off work, you were almost rubbed by a small BMW, and the driver was also hit and run, are you okay?" โ€

The man lifted a thigh soaked in the hot spring and placed it directly on the shore on the right, and the movement was extremely vulgar, "It's okay, I'm strong,."

"Hey, a good car is ruined by a man of bad morals."

"Yes." Han Chengan raised his jaw slightly, looking at the person in the opposite direction, his gaze was extremely sarcastic.

Qianyu saw that Han Chengan was looking for trouble as soon as he came, especially the ruffian with his legs outside the hot spring, and when he saw it, he wanted to beat him, and Qianyu deliberately lost a sentence: "What if some people have good morals now, let alone a BMW, even Alto can't afford to drive it, and ride a small yellow car through the streets and alleys all day long to pretend to be cool." โ€

Zhou Yong stretched out his hand and hugged Qianyu's shoulders and shot back: "I accidentally rubbed you that day and apologized to you, otherwise it's okay, since you like to ride a little yellow car so much, why don't I contract you for a year as a sincere apology to you?" โ€

In the face of ridicule, the corners of Han Chengan's mouth hooked up a sneer, looked at Qianyu and replied: "Although this BMW is good, I'm a person..." I've always liked that..." Pretending not to remember, in the end can only be described in a very vivid sentence, "A car with a cow sign." โ€

Gu Xiaobao raised his hand, "Is it the big scalper who is about to run?" โ€

"Yes... What's it called? โ€

"That's called a Lamborghini." When Zhou Yong spoke, he gestured to make himself look very knowledgeable.

"Hahaha..." Qianyu was amused by Han Chengan, a cow... I think it's the big buffalo pulling the cart in your village. โ€

Han Chengan smiled but did not answer, and silently looked at the thin bamboo pole opposite, pretending to be forced.

When Zhou Yong laughed until his face twitched, a sentence floated on the other side: "Visually, your physique is very thin." โ€

"A man's weight doesn't mean anything, if he can give his own woman happiness, he is called a man."

The explanation is very beautiful, but, "The eldest sister is almost thirty, this woman is thirty like a tiger, I am afraid that your figure will not be able to bear it, it will inevitably affect your happiness, why don't I introduce you to an old Chinese medicine doctor?" โ€

Han Chengan's humiliation made Zhou Yong's face pale, Gu Xiaobao stretched out his hand and pointed at Zhou Yong's face, "Aunt Qianyu, you see that this person's face is so easy to turn blue, I think he is in poor health, or Uncle Zhang Wei." Gu Xiaobao stretched out his hand and patted Han Chengan's eight-pack abs and biceps, "You want muscles and muscles, you want to have good looks, you can play, you can sleep, you can make money, you can cook, there are not many men like this." โ€

Of course she knew that the guy across from her was very good.

Zhou Yong saw that Qianyu didn't speak, so he hurriedly grabbed Qianyu's hand, but he didn't expect a slip under the water to pounce directly on Qianyu, so scared that Qianyu hurriedly pushed Zhou Yong away.

Gu Xiaobao on the opposite side sighed and shook his head, "My father said that a gentleman's man can be elegant anytime and anywhere, while a vulgar man is a monkey anytime and anywhere. โ€

Han Chengan looked at the person opposite with disdain on his face and shook his head.

What kind of boyfriend is looking for, extremely thin, vulgar and boring, and uneducated.

Wu Yusheng couldn't help but laugh when he looked at Han Chengan and Gu Xiaobao singing and harmonizing, it was true that Zhou Yong was very annoying, but why should acting be so realistic, he kept pestering Qianyu.

In the end, Zhou Yong was driven away by Qianyu, and Han Chengan and Gu Xiaobao raised their heads and pillowed on the shore, with hot towels on their foreheads.

The thin bamboo pole is gone, this air, comfortable!

Qianyu gritted his teeth in annoyance and glared at Han Chengan, with a posture of rushing over to beat Han Chengan.

Han Chengan raised his foot to Qianyu, "I found a boyfriend who is not in the middle of the stream, what does it matter to me, don't be angry, but come to me to find bad luck." โ€

"-stirring stick!" Qianyu scolded Han Chengan angrily, then turned around and went ashore and left.

-stirring sticks?

What is a-stirring stick?

"Baozi, do you understand?"

"Understood, she scolded you for stirring up." Gu Xiaobao's little finger poked Han Chengan's biceps.

"What does that mean?" Han Chengan frowned and asked.

Gu Xiaobao took out his mobile phone, and after Baidu, he read the answer to Han Chengan.

"Heaven gave you a stick, but you ruined his role and used it to stir up."

"A stick?" He was still a little sluggish to understand this explanation.

Gu Xiaobao pointed to the water with his finger, "Second uncle, will this stick refer to your little **." โ€

"Fuck!" Han Chengan, who understood in seconds, grabbed the towel on his forehead and threw it into the water.

", see that I don't break her, Lao Tzu has her surname, this stinky girl, don't give her a lesson, I really think that Lao Tzu eats!".

Gu Xiaobao was lying on the shore, his legs kept kicking the water, gloating, "Second uncle, you have to take pity on the fragrance and cherish the jade, don't be so fierce and scare others, be gentle." โ€

Just when Gu Xiaobao laughed, he reached out and dragged Gu Xiaobao for the rest of his life.

"What about falling into the well and fanning the flames?"

"Mommy, this is wrong, I think my second uncle is better than a thin bamboo pole, Aunt Qianyu likes money, my second uncle is so poor that there is money left, Aunt Qianyu is a poisonous woman, my second uncle is the most ruthless man, no, a natural pair." Gu Xiaobao touched it lightly with his little finger.

A voice came from the hot spring pool next door: "Baozi is right, for so many years, no girl has ever been able to eat Cheng'an to death, I think thousands of people are good." โ€

"Solving a pair is a pair." Jiang Ke nodded.

I also think it makes sense for the rest of my life, after all, the inheritor is really good, maybe these two people will get in love over time.

For the sake of safety, Wu Yusheng took Gu Xiaobao to leave the hot spring resort first, and called Qianyu when he left, but Qianyu's phone couldn't get through.

"Mommy, don't worry, nothing can happen to the lonely man and widow."

"You will say that you are a lonely man and a widow, I am not afraid of anything, I am afraid that your second uncle will bully Qianyu in anger."

"Daddy said that women like men to bully her."

"Gu Xiaobao!" I don't have the face to listen to it for the rest of my life, Baozi is only three years old, only three years old, how can I talk like a little adult?

"Daddy taught me, Mommy, you can spank Daddy's ass when you go back." Gu Xiaobao pouted his ass and slapped it a few times, "Hit him hard, he won't dare in the future." โ€

Regarding Gu Xiaobao's voluntary confession, "ยทยทยทยท" She was speechless.

ยทยทยทยทยท

When Gu Yancheng came out of the private room, he was walking in the cloister, passing by a private room, the door of the private room suddenly opened, and a woman rushed out with a panicked face and a beer bottle in her hand.

"Zhang Wei, you bastard, if you dare to come over again, the old lady will beat you to death."

"Dare to hit me, stinky, you come back for me!"

Qianyu ran away, and Han Chengan, who rushed out, met Gu Yancheng who was standing at the door.

Gu Yancheng frowned and looked at Han Cheng'an's bleeding forehead.

"Second brother, people don't want you to force this consequence, according to her character, if you don't cut this thing, it will be your fate."

"What nonsense!" Han Chengan glared at Helian Yang, covered his forehead and turned back to the private room.

Gu Yancheng followed, and Shao Bin closed the door of the private room.

Helian Yang found the medicine box and treated the wound on Han Chengan's forehead.

Gu Yancheng sat on the sofa and looked at him, obviously his brother's eyes were full of concern, but he always felt that there was another layer of meaning behind this look.

"Brother, you listen to my explanation, I was going to scare her, but she picked up the wine bottle and hit me, there is no other meaning at all, don't get me wrong."

The man nodded, and after being immersed for a few seconds, he raised his eyes slightly and looked at Helian Yang, "Hey, find two gentle and sensible women for your second brother." โ€

"Hey, do you understand?" Han Chengan hurriedly pushed away Helian Yang's hand.

"Second brother, I think what the eldest brother said is right, it's difficult to get a spicy woman like Qianyu who would rather die than give in, I'll find you two girls, keep and serve you comfortably, don't get angry, and don't waste time on that kind of woman."

Han Chengan thought that Gu Yancheng would believe something, but as a result...

Gu Yancheng felt that what Helian Yang said was right and nodded.

Annoyed, Han Chengan took a hard breath, cleaned up the fire in his belly, and said with a smile: "Brother, I'm not like you, I take care of everything during the day, and when I go home at night, I exploit women like I have beaten chicken blood." โ€

Gu Yancheng's face was expressionless, as if Han Cheng'an took the opportunity to sarcastically say that his words had no effect on him at all.

Han Chengan smiled and added: "Brother, my sister-in-law is still young, and I can't stand your toss so much, it's better to..." Shall I introduce you to a few good ones, waiting for you? After finishing speaking, he still frowned at the door, "That's it?" Will you try it later? โ€

The man who got up suddenly walked over, making people feel a sense of oppression.

Han Chengan swallowed his saliva and moved back a little, and Helian Yang stood next to him to make a way.

Shao Bin held his breath.

It's over, Chengye.

It doesn't matter if you damage Mr. Gu, don't damage Mr. Gu's heart, that's a big taboo.

Gu Yancheng's hand fell on Han Chengan's forehead, and his fingertips touched the edge of the hemostatic patch and the flesh.

The angular face, the thin lips slightly hooked a smile, and the handsomeness that revealed the charm of a man from the bones made men unable to resist. "Cheng'an."

"Hmm."

"We are brothers, you hurt me, brother doesn't care about you."

"That's right, my brother loves me the most."

A wave of anger gradually emerged under the smile, "But, those who hurt my woman can't bear it." โ€

"Tear-" The hemostatic patch was lifted.

Han Chengan, who was in pain, covered his forehead and drilled on the sofa, "Ouch-"

Gu Yancheng threw the hemostatic patch on the table, behaved calmly, and spit out two words in his mouth, "Go back." โ€

"Yes."

Helian raised his hand and patted Han Chengan's arm, "You just do it, you dare to bully even my eldest brother's beloved." โ€

"Don't go, don't go, help me get the hemostatic patch." Han Chengan grabbed Helian Yang's hand.

Helian Yang shook off Han Chengan's hand for help, "I don't associate with men who bully women. โ€

"Stinky old man, little white wolf, don't save when you die." didn't dare to scold Gu Yancheng, he could only scold Helian Yang, but Helian Yang ignored him at all and left after throwing him back.

He moved his hand and pointed to Shao Bin next to him, "You come over and treat the wound for the master." โ€

"Master Cheng, you are a doctor, if even you can't treat your wounds for yourself, then I can't help a layman, I still won't delay your condition, and I'll leave first."

"Shao Bin, Mu Shao, even you dare to bully me!"

Everyone left, and Cry, disguised as a waiter, slipped in and walked quickly to the sofa.

Looking at the man lying on the sofa, Ke covered his mouth with tears, "Oh, my God, honorable Lord Chengye, are you okay?" โ€

"What a fart, I don't treat my wound yet." When he thought of a thousand words, he was angry, and that crazy woman dared to beat him.

"Oh, my God, what such a bold groundhog would dare to defy the authority of our noble lord and do such a drastic act against you, I swear that if I catch her, I will slash her neck."

"Shut up!" Tweet, noisy!

"Yes, my honorable grandfather."