Chapter 33: Bone Mourning
After the third sister and a group of women left, the third uncle slapped me on the ass and said, "It's gone, and you're still pretending to be a fart!" ”
I "leaned" and said that you are Feng Laosan, you are too fucking ruthless, my brother's ass has opened flowers for you!
The third uncle poured some hot water and was about to soak his feet, and said, "Your ass is made of tofu, and it will bloom with such strength." If you marry a daughter-in-law in the future and beat your ass every day, won't you be able to get out of bed for a year? ”
I gave him a blank look: "She dares!" It's just me for her part! ”
The third uncle sighed a few times, took off his shoes and socks, put his feet into the bucket, closed his eyes, moaned comfortably, and said, "Come and press my feet." ”
I scolded: "Think beautifully!" Having said this, he got up, brought a small stool, rolled up his sleeves, and reached in to press the old fellow's feet.
"How long has it been since you pressed my foot?" The third uncle asked with his eyes closed.
"Probably after the age of ten."
The third uncle had the habit of soaking his feet every day, but after I was ten years old, I didn't press his feet anymore under the pretext that I was too tired from working during the day.
After the third uncle finished washing, he asked me if I wanted to soak it too, which was very comfortable. I said thank you, this is something you old men like, not for young people like me. The third uncle smiled and said: "Young man is a fart, you will know that soaking your feet is really a great joy in life in the future!" ”
I washed my face and climbed into bed. Speaking of which, it's been a long time since I've slept with my third uncle. I didn't have parents when I was a child, and it was my third uncle who raised me single-handedly. This guy doesn't have a woman, so he has to be a father and a mother at the same time.
Since I was a child, I was also an unconscious person, and I could sleep until I fell asleep at night, and then I fell and cried. The third uncle had to weave a rope out of strips of cloth and tie me up with him when he slept at night.
When I was a child, I had to breastfeed, and where did the third uncle get the milk, so he went from house to house in the village to beg for milk. The people in the village laughed and scolded: "Which family has a woman to milk, this Feng San can always touch it for the first time, it is smarter than a dog's nose!" "Sometimes I wonder if my third uncle's nickname for Feng Laogou is not like this.
I smiled and asked, "Feng Laosan, did you regret raising me back then?" ”
The third uncle took off his clothes, lay down beside me, drove me to the side, looked disgusted, asked me to sleep a little, don't be awkward to him, and scolded with a smile: "Damn, my intestines are all repentant!" ”
I put my foot on him: "If you raise me, you will make a lot of money, do you understand, and when you return to heaven in the future, there will be someone to cry for you to die." ”
The third uncle kicked my foot away from him and snorted a few times: "You have only returned to heaven, and your whole family has returned to heaven!" ”
I laughed a few times, for those who do our business, people always have to return to heaven, and there is nothing to taboo. I leaned my head over, looked at him carefully, and asked, "Feng Laosan, you said that you are not ugly, although you are a little big-eyed, it is indeed a flaw." ”
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I didn't follow it: "You say that you are not good at accepting other people's opinions. I'll ask you, you're in your thirties, why don't you find a woman? ”
The third uncle took a sip of me: "The hair hasn't grown, so I think about women every day, those little girls in your class will be harmed by you sooner or later!" ”
I heaved a few times and said, "Then why don't you find me an aunt, I think the third sister of the village chief's family is good, with a thin waist and a big buttocks, and she is easy to raise." ”
The third uncle patted me on the head: "What kind of mess do you think about in your head, and you have a thin waist and a big butt, you know?" ”
I said, "No, you slept with me last night!" How's that, tempting, right? Why don't I get you a lead and be a matchmaker? ”
The third uncle scolded you and went to bed quickly.
I was shocked: "Feng Laosan, you won't be a, right?" Even women don't like it! "I was so scared that I was about to climb out of bed. The third uncle glared at me: "You have watched too many Hong Kong and Taiwan films, haven't you?" ”
I'm laughing. After lying down for a while, he said: "The remuneration given by the Liu family this time is not low, plus the compensation for our family, we can build a small western-style house after we go back." ”
The third uncle let out a vague "um". After a long time, in the dark, I asked again: "Is the feng shui problem in this village really solved?" ”
The third uncle didn't answer, and after a long time, he spit out a few words vaguely: "Resign yourself to fate." ”
I was shocked to hear this, but I also knew that this kind of thing was not something we could solve, and I thought of the strange huge forest sea in the mountain behind the village, and I felt a little creepy.
I still think more about what style of small western-style building I should build when I go back, and add some foreign furniture or something. With a family and a third uncle, it is a great happiness for our two to live in peace. Thinking about the beautiful life in the future, I gradually felt sleepy and fell asleep.
I was probably thinking about it last night, I slept a little late, and I couldn't get up the next morning. got up and looked around, and found that not only was the third uncle and the dead face gone, but even the Liu family and his party were nowhere to be seen.
I washed my face and went to breakfast, and the third sister brought me white porridge and steamed buns, and asked her where my third uncle had gone, and if the others hadn't gotten up yet.
The third sister smiled and said, "Where, you are the latest to get up." Your third uncle and the uncle who doesn't like to laugh were the first to get up, but my father took them to the other side of Maobi Rock early in the morning, and I heard that there was another hole over there, and a dead man's pit collapsed. ”
I said "oh" and asked where the others had gone, did they follow? The third sister said, "They didn't go to Maobi Rock. The old lady got up early in the morning, and for some reason, she made a fuss that she had to go to the Dog's Tooth Valley, and she couldn't stop her. As a result, they didn't even eat breakfast, so they brought some steamed buns, and a group of people left the village. ”
I was startled and exclaimed, "They're going to Dogtooth Valley?" What do these people want to do? ”
I was too out of shape this time, but the third sister was startled, looked at me a little strangely, and said, "You're okay, then my father and your third uncle, and the uncle who doesn't like to laugh came back from Maobi Rock, and chased after him." ”
When I heard this, I breathed a sigh of relief, and scolded the old woman a thousand times in my heart. After eating a few bites of steamed buns, I remembered the strange behavior of the old woman in front of the blue-faced fox that day, and I always felt that something was wrong, and the more I thought about it, the more I was at ease, so I grabbed two steamed buns and ran out.
The third sister shouted behind her: "You don't eat, where are you going?" ”
I said yes indiscriminately, ran for a while with steamed buns in my mouth, and when I approached the entrance of the village, I smelled a smell of incense and candles in the distance. I saw a large group of people kneeling under the big banyan tree, smoking cigarettes, and worshipping. I was slightly surprised, wondering how I had started to worship the gods so early.
Originally, I didn't pay much attention to it, but when I passed by, I vaguely heard the crying from the crowd, and I couldn't help but be startled, and when I turned around, I saw a group of villagers all looking frightened, kowtowing to the two statues, and many women even began to sob.
I grabbed a villager I knew and asked what was going on. The villager's face turned pale, pointed to the two statues, and kowtowed desperately. When I looked up, I was shocked to see that the two statues of the divine beast actually began to have a crack on the top of their heads, as if they were about to shatter at any time.
This is the guardian beast of Maobi Village for a hundred years, and now it is inexplicably cracked, no wonder the villagers are so panicked. I feel more and more bad, the guardian beast will not have an accident sooner or later, but at this time, the moth must be a sign of some kind of bad omen.
My heart pounded, and I pulled my legs and ran towards the valley of dogs' teeth.
I didn't catch anyone all the way, but in the morning the dew was heavy, and the ground was damp, and some messy footprints could be seen. When I arrived at the mouth of the Dogtooth Valley, I looked inside, and the mist in the valley was steaming, the grass and trees were wet, and the humidity was very heavy.
I felt a panic in my heart, and I didn't know what was going on, my whole body was wooden, and my heart was pounding hard, as if something very bad was about to happen. After hesitating for a moment, he tore off a sleeve and tied it to a conspicuous branch at Taniguchi, and then tied a knot with a seven-star twist button. In this way, when the third uncle saw it, he could immediately know that it was me who made the mark.
When I was done, I plunged headlong into the valley. Compared with the previous two visits, the fog in the Dogtooth Valley this time was so thick that I couldn't even see the road clearly. With the memory of my previous past, I hurried forward. But as I walked a little bit, I walked slower and slower, because I noticed something particularly strange.
It's too quiet in Dogtooth Valley today, and it's so quiet that people panic. Not to mention the chirping of insects, you can't even hear the wind blowing in the treetops.
I was frightened when I heard a scream coming from a distance. My scalp was numb, and I didn't care about anything else, so I immediately quickened my pace and chased after the sound. After passing through several rocky ditches in succession, a huge rock appeared in front of me. I was hesitating, not knowing where to go, when I heard another scream come from the rock.
I took a few steps back, looked up, and saw a figure stumbling out. After a closer look, I saw that this person kept turning back while running, a white shirt was covered with blood and could no longer see the original color, but the back was quite familiar, it was Liu Zi'an!
I was about to shout at him, but Liu Zi'an screamed "ah" again, ran directly to the edge of the boulder, and jumped down with a scream. I saw that the dead were in danger, so I quickly found a way and ran straight to the boulder. Along the way, I saw bloodstains on the ground, red and bright, shocking.
I immediately stopped, picked up a stone with a sharp edge from the ground, held it in my hand, and walked forward step by step. When I arrived at the top of the boulder, I didn't hear any sound, and I vaguely saw a black shadow lying not far in front of me, and if I looked closely, it seemed that two people were entangled together.
I hid aside and waited for a while, and when I saw that the thing was not moving, I had the courage to walk over quickly.
When I saw it, I was scared. I've been used to seeing corpses of all kinds since I was a child, and it can be said that no matter how scary and ugly things are, they don't easily scare me. But the two people on the ground saw my hair stand on end. These two are also old acquaintances, and they are the old lady of the Liu family and his son Liu Wenchong!
The old lady had gray hair and a face as blue as a demon, and a withered claw was inserted into her son's neck, and she opened her mouth to bite her ear, which was already half torn out. Liu Wenchong's eyes burst out, his mouth opened wide, as if he had experienced unimaginable panic, and one hand clenched a dagger and plunged it into his mother's chest.
The two of them were entangled and lying on the ground, dark red viscous blood dripping all over the ground.
I was chilling, squatted down and felt the pulses of both of them, both of them were dead. When I touched the old lady's body, I only felt like I had touched a snake, which was cold and slippery, and I instantly got goosebumps. I've touched countless corpses, but I've never been so horrible.
In the past, I went to the edge of the boulder and looked down, the bottom was foggy, I couldn't see the bottom, it was an extremely deep canyon, Liu Zi'an jumped down, I am afraid that the bones are gone.