Chapter 67: The Immortal Gu of the Liu Family
Before Granny Zheng's words fell, the old class kicked her legs, and the whole person turned her back and didn't move.
At the same time, Director Dong stood up straight all of a sudden, his eyes rolled up, as if his body was all stiff, and he stood on the ground trembling all over.
The principal stood up suddenly, dragged the stunned me behind him, stretched out his arms to protect me, turned his head and asked Granny Zheng, "Mother-in-law, what's going on?" ”
Granny Zheng said anxiously: "Director Dong's temper is too anxious, and at this time, it still stimulates the old fairy, the old fairy is angry, and he wants to go to Director Dong's body!" ”
"Huh?" The headmaster's brows were wrinkled together, and he hurriedly shouted: "Then what should I do, mother-in-law hurry up and find a way to save people!" ”
Granny Zheng sighed heavily and said, "I'll do my best!" This old immortal ...... Not too easy to talk to! ”
After speaking, Granny Zheng's eyes closed, and the old fox fairy, who was originally sitting on the windowsill with her beard brushing her beard and watching the excitement, suddenly said "ouch" and jumped down from the windowsill at once, with neat skills, just like a young man in his twenties.
Falling to the ground, the old fox fairy looked at me helplessly, raised his crutches and pulled a flower in mid-air, pinned it behind his back, pulled away from the posture, pounced on the fit, and directly merged with Granny Zheng, Granny Zheng trembled twice, opened her eyes, and when she spoke again, it was not her voice, but she spoke in a dumb voice: "The fairy aunt of the Liu family temporarily collects her magical powers, and please extinguish the wrath of thunder!" The barbarian can't speak, which angers the fairy girl, there are a lot of fairy aunts, and Haihan is one! ”
After Granny Zheng finished speaking, she looked at Director Dong again, but instead of stopping, she raised her stiff arm and crackled twice on her face, these two times she threw it up with all her strength, and as soon as her hand fell, the slap mark rose, and she saw Director Dong clenching her teeth and looking hideous, as if she was suffering great pain.
When Granny Zheng saw this situation, she hurriedly said: "Old Dong, if you can hear me speak, you can admit your mistake in your heart, the fairy aunt of the Liu family is blaming you!" ”
Director Dong seemed to be able to really hear Granny Zheng's words, and his brows furrowed vigorously, snap! Syllable! Two big mouths again, after these two fans, the corners of the mouth were bloody, the headmaster turned his head and said to me: "You go out first, don't scare you!" ”
How else can someone be the principal, not only protect me behind him, but also think of me at a critical time, afraid to scare me! But my heart is like a mirror, I know what's going on, I don't be afraid, but I want to see what python Qingru can do, this curiosity hangs here, just let me out, I can't see how itchy my heart is? I want to find a reason to stay, but I can't think of it for a while! turned around and walked out slowly, and heard Granny Zheng shouting in a hoarse voice behind him: "Little golden boy, don't go!" ”
This old lady is so interesting! I quickly stopped and turned my head to look at Granny Zheng. The principal said to her anxiously: "Mother-in-law, Lao Dong is like this, don't scare the child!" ”
"The little golden boy can't go, the fairy aunt of the Liu family is angry because Lao Dong speaks badly, I can't persuade it, I have to persuade the little golden boy!" Granny Zheng closed her eyes and said to me, "Little golden boy, come and persuade your fairy girl!" ”
"Where is my family going to be a fairy girl?" I said to Granny Zheng "with sincere fear": "Mother-in-law, don't scare me, I'm cowardly!" ”
When Granny Zheng heard this, her eyes suddenly opened and she gave me a strange look.
What I saw was that the old fox fairy's head suddenly rose out from the back of Granny Zheng's neck, glared at me, and said to me in an old voice: "Boy, you're almost done!" What are the mountain gates opened? Let the little girl play for a while, don't forget that this is still a bad one, and I'm not afraid of falling ill! ”
I pursed my lips secretly, and the old fox fairy's head disappeared again, presumably reunited with Granny Zheng.
Only then did Granny Zheng speak: "Little golden boy, whether you know it or not, your fairy aunt is there." You just say two good words, let your fairy aunt quench her anger, and let the two teachers go first! ”
"Oh!" I nodded "obediently" and said to Lao Dong: "Fairy aunt, you are angry!" But let's send it to our teachers, if we don't give it away, our teachers are about to become deflated eggplants! If you hurt them when you're angry, you don't support anything, you almost pull them down, don't be a demon! ”
After I finished saying this, the teaching director clanged his upper and lower teeth, and his mouth made a sound of "yah, ah, yah, yah", I looked at Granny Zheng suspiciously, and the old lady hurriedly persuaded on the side: "If the fairy aunt of the Liu family has something to say, tell me, the barbarian man's lips and teeth are not opened, he can't open his mouth, and he can't send the fairy sound, so don't be embarrassed for him!" ”
As soon as the words fell, the white eyes that the teaching director had originally turned up suddenly returned to normal, his eyes were full of horror, and his body was still stiff, but anyone could see that he had regained his senses.
The head of a large cyan python emerged from the dean's chest, spitting scarlet letters and hissing.
Granny Zheng nodded vigorously, and the two of them seemed to be talking about something.
Python Qingru this is the original form! I looked at this cyan python in amazement, and I couldn't say what I felt. It seems that the beauty of the closed moon is actually such a big python, and I can now understand how Xu Xian was scared to death at the beginning.
The python suddenly swam out of the dean's chest while chatting, but it didn't leave his body, but wrapped its body tightly around the dean's body.
The moment the python pulled out of his body, the teaching director's legs weakened, and he almost fell, but he immediately stood upright, which seemed to outsiders to be like this, but the actual situation was that the python Qingru was like a spring, and the teaching director was "trapped" in it.
Granny Zheng and Python Qingru seemed to have finished talking, nodded with a solemn face, turned to our principal and said, "Principal Sun, the fairy aunt of the Liu family just appeared to tell me what happened. I'd like to hear what the little golden boy has to say. ”
"Me?" I pointed to my nose in surprise: "What do I say?" I don't know anything! ”
"What's the deal with that bottle of water?" Granny Zheng asked with a serious face.
"Oh! That's what you ask. I said truthfully: "I bought a bottle of water when I went to school in the morning, and I was afraid that I would be thirsty during military training, and then the teacher called me to talk in the office, and I put the water on the teacher's desk." Later, the teacher asked me to go out and reflect, and when I came back, there was only half a bottle of water left. ”
"What about the water?" Granny Zheng asked.
"Our teacher drank it!" I replied.
Granny Zheng frowned: "I'm asking what about the remaining half of the bottle?" ”
I spread my hands and said, "Why do I want half a bottle left?" The teacher told me to go back to class, and I went back. I don't know anything about it! ”
Granny Zheng frowned and said to the principal: "Just now the fairy aunt of the Liu family told me that the water was originally used by her to live. If you just let Mr. Cao drink half a bottle, it won't be a big deal, at most it is the yin qi of the water, and Mr. Cao will have a gastrointestinal cold, but it shouldn't be, Mr. Cao didn't deal with it properly after drinking, so she threw it into the garbage basket. There is a saying about that water, and we all call this kind of water fairy soup. Teacher Cao treats the fairy soup as garbage, and it is strange that the fairy aunt is not angry. ”
I patted my chest, looking like "the rest of my life": "Oh mom, I'm glad I didn't drink it!" ”
"It's okay for you to drink!" Granny Zheng said to me: "The fairy aunt of the Liu family was originally brought by you, and you usually don't feel her, but she is protecting you." If you drink anything, no one can stand the yin qi except you. ”
"Why is that?" I asked curiously.
Granny Zheng said: "A family! ”
The headmaster interrupted our "small talk" and asked anxiously, "Mother-in-law, what should I do then?" If you need to apologize, I'll come! ”
Granny Zheng thought for a moment and said, "You have to find the fairy soup first!" ”
"Good!" The Grand Headmaster agreed, and immediately turned over the garbage basket.
I also helped to look for it, but I searched through the garbage baskets in the office, and I didn't see any mineral water bottles.
Mr. Cao's garbage basket has obviously been cleaned up, and there is nothing in it. The principal was so anxious that his nose was sweaty, and he said to me: "Wan Qishui, you and Granny Zheng are watching Director Dong and Teacher Cao here, and I will go to the back of the building to rummage through the garbage!" ”
It's really hard for him, it's not easy for the principal of a key high school to believe this, and he also digs through the garbage himself, which really makes me admire.
At the end of the corridor of our school, there is a small square iron door, open the small iron door, is a special channel for throwing garbage, usually clean the garbage from here, there is a special garbage point outside the first floor, all the garbage falls down from the garbage chute and piles there, every day there are cleaning staff on time to clean up.
I don't know exactly when, but I've never met it before. The headmaster said to go to the garbage point behind the building and rummage through it, it should be there.
In the office, I was left with Granny Zheng, as well as the unconscious Teacher Cao and the dean of education who was sober and uncontrollable.
I didn't know what to say, so I sat on the sidelines.
Granny Zheng got up and looked at Teacher Cao who was lying on the desk, and looked up to discuss with me: "Little child, do you want to wake up your teacher?" ”
I was stunned for a moment, not understanding why the old lady was asking me.
I glanced up at the Dean of Instruction and saw that he was looking at me with a shocked expression. I secretly said in my heart,, is this old lady partnering with Python Qingru? This is to scare Lao Dong, right?
After I comprehended the spirit, I immediately climbed up the pole, and nodded at the old lady Chong, who turned on the pretending mode: "Then it will be troublesome mother-in-law!" ”