Mingzhu sprayed tea with a "poof", wanted to laugh but couldn't, only sighed: "She's an infatuated person." Forget it, Your Highness has solved the matter, forget it if there is no chaos, don't worry about her. ”

Yuwen Chu nodded: "It's an eventful time now, this kind of trivial matter is harmful and useless, I don't care about her, not to mention that I am worried that the Wusun people are unwilling to send troops, and they are left and right between Daxia and Zhongshan and the Xiongnu, I hope she can succeed to help me." ”

Mingzhu said with a smile: "Well, when the time comes, it will be said that it is the reinforcements sent by the Wusun people, and it must be publicized in a big way that the friendship between Great Xia and Wusun will be promoted." ”

"That's what it means." Yu Wenchu propped his chin in contemplation: "Is Lao Jiu so good?" attracted everyone to go forward and follow him one after another, and dig out their hearts and livers. ”

Mingzhu was stunned for a moment, and then realized that this "one by one, all for him, heart and liver" included not only the county lord of Wusun, but also her, so he stood up suddenly, glared angrily, grabbed the book in his hand and threw it at him.

Yu Wenchu flexibly grabbed the book and said to him: "It's my mouth that owes it." ”

"Hmph~" Mingzhu snorted and walked out with a cold face.

Yu Wenchu thought she was really angry, and hurriedly chased after her and said good things: "I'm just curious." "Still a little unconvinced.

Mingzhu simply said: "He looks good." ”

Yu Wenchu was really uncomfortable this time, although he was still smiling, his eyes were already angry: "Can you eat it as a meal if you look good?" Look at how cowardly he is! According to you, he was a soft eater in the early stage, an ungrateful white-eyed wolf in the later stage, and a brainless idiot in the later stage. This time it's not much better, it's still a mixed meal, and it's not very good. ”

Mingzhu looked sideways at him and smiled: "So what? The lord of Wusun just likes him, and he likes him very much. Even if he is a foolish woman among the people, there are also rare people, not to mention that he is young and beautiful, and he is barely versatile. ”

Yu Wenchu smiled and grinded his teeth: "Yes, I understand, just like you, I'm still rare, this is nothing to be serious, it's really hard to study, but there is really no reason." ”

Mingzhu crossed his waist: "What's wrong with me like this?" What's wrong? ”

Yu Wenchu hugged his arms, looked her up and down, and suddenly said: "You have gained weight, and your waist has become thicker." He leaned closer, pointed to her face and said, "There's a freckle here." ”

This time it was a hornet's nest, Mingzhu was angry, and first poked his eyes: "Your Highness hasn't looked in the mirror for a long time, right?" Stay up late every day, here are full of wrinkles, and these eyes, red as a cow, last time you and I went out in civilian clothes to incense, a mother-in-law asked me if you are twenty years older than me, I can't bear to tell you, you are messing with me? Then he went to twist the flesh around his waist: "How long has it been since I pulled a bow and rode a horse?" It's all fat, pinching a handful, walking straight, like this, you have to pick a good horse to fight with your troops, otherwise the general pack will not move you. ”

Yu Wenchu was deeply shocked and very frustrated, while thinking that she was too exaggerated, and on the other hand, he felt that she was really boring, but he knew that the war was provoked by himself, and it was rare to rest, and he also provoked this Bodhisattva, so he took the initiative to make peace: "Forget it, it's my fault, don't worry about me, you are young and beautiful, unparalleled in the world, don't quarrel." ”

"Okay, don't make any noise, lest someone say I'm a shrew." Mingzhu smiled and pulled his hand away and walked out as usual.

Yu Wenchu was anxious: "Where are you going?" ”

"I'll go back to my parents' house." Mingzhu waved his hand at him: "If Your Highness is fine, you can let the beauties of Beiyuan sing and dance for you, otherwise, you can sleep, maybe you will wake up with fewer wrinkles." I'll take the kids away, I can't bother you. ”

Yuwen Chu was depressed: "Didn't you just joke with you?" As for it? ”

Mingzhu smiled: "Of course not, but Your Highness must remember that first, you can't say that a woman is old, second, you can't say that a woman is fat, and third, you can't say that a woman has spots on her face or something." ”

"I remember, can you not go? Let's take it easy. Yuwen Chu salivated and smiled.

Mingzhu shook her head: "No, I have to go." After saying that, he went without hesitation.

After getting into the carriage, Yu Wenchu followed and came up, Mingzhu said strangely: "Hey, Your Highness, didn't you get on the wrong car?" Your car is over there. ”

Yuwen Chu pinched her face and said in a deep voice: "Don't make trouble, it's not good for the child to see." I remember that I hadn't been to see my parents-in-law for a long time, so I had to take a ride on your ride. ”

Mingzhu puffed out his cheeks: "No, you have to pay for the car." ”

Yu Wenchu untied the purse on his waist, took out an emerald from it and put it in her hand: "Is this enough?" ”

Mingzhu was already about to break the gong, but he still forcibly endured: "It's not enough, I can only sit halfway." ”

"It's too expensive, even if it's a golden car from Tianma, it's just the price." Yu Wenchu frowned and took out another emerald, which was about the same size and color: "What about now?" ”

"Almost." Mingzhu unceremoniously pulled his purse and poured it into his palm: "What else?" ”

Yuwen Chu looked at her fooling around with a smile, raised his hand and patted her lightly on the back: "No, where do you want such a good thing?" ”

Mingzhu didn't see pity on his face, he put away the two emeralds first, and then untied his purse, took out a few pills from it and put them in Yu Wenchu's purse.

Yu Wenchu was curious: "What is this?" ”

Mingzhu Zhengse said: "I asked Jiang Zhouzi to prepare the sobering medicine, if you encounter a medicine in wine, or a woman who wants to confuse His Highness, His Highness feels that he can't hold it, pick it up and smell it and wake up." ”

Yuwen saw that she was worried about it for the first time, and when she thought about it, she really did this kind of thing, so she believed it, smiled and let her help him tie it to his waist. Seeing that Mingzhu still had something left in his purse, he joked: "You don't give it all to me, who is this to prevent you?" Is there someone who has drugged your wine? ”

Mingzhu said seriously: "Of course there is, I prevent mosquitoes." ”

It was autumn, there were so many mosquitoes, Yu Wenchu remembered that he had been bitten by mosquitoes the night before yesterday, and he didn't sleep well in the middle of the night, Mingzhu didn't say anything at the time, but today he got him anti-mosquito medicine...... My heart suddenly became hot, and I hugged Mingzhu hard, strangled her hard, and strangled Mingzhu and shouted: "My waist is going to break, my waist is going to break!" ”

Yu Wenchu smiled and blew in her ear: "I was wrong before, you haven't gained weight at all, and your waist hasn't become thicker, it's thinner and tighter." The spot on my face wasn't freckles, it was my dazzle. ”

Mingzhu laughed out loud and said: "I just took revenge on Your Highness, in fact, Your Highness only looks at me to guard against women like robbers, and you know how handsome you are." ”