Chapter 187: Six-eared Macaque
I flicked my arms and flew like a big butterfly. It's like stepping on a spring, but it's hard to be upside down.
After singing for a while, the horse stopped the drum, turned his head, rubbed his temples and said to me, "Wan Qiushui, discuss something, can you dangle it lightly?" It doesn't matter if you're swaying, your sect leader or something is on you, the yin qi is flying, blowing my shoulders hurt, it's almost fine, you don't need to twist it really hard, you're eating very open now, and you can't hold it when it's open. ”
I shrugged my shoulders and stuck out my tongue, kind of agreeing to his offer. But I was still a little dissatisfied in my heart, obviously he said that the happier the twist, the better, but I was still disgusted by twisting so happily.
Worship the stars and worship the moon, tossing for nearly an hour, seeing that it is time to come, my horse trip is finally finished.
Ma Jia really didn't make a lot of effort tonight, basically he didn't stop, and he was a little too busy to watch it now, so he picked up the dry food that my mother had prepared before and dealt with it, and said to me: "Now you are completely seated." The camp was laid, the horse locks were chopped off, and the horse stumbling was opened. Qixingdou also worshipped, and the expression was also raised. We're kind of completely open. ”
"You can set up the hall before noon tomorrow, make a big offering, greet you with good wine, good meat, and good food, and ask your master what incense you put on tonight, whether it is the Eight Treasures Arhat Incense or the Nine Rank Lotus Incense or the Thirteen Official Incense or something."
"Okay, got it!" I smiled and said to the vest.
After everything was done, my mom and dad cooked the food and brought it up. Because of the tossing all night, they were all a little hungry, and everyone ate quite a lot.
After eating and drinking, Fang Gang and the vest sent Jin Ying home, and I returned home with my parents and I.
After washing, it was almost three o'clock, and I fell asleep with my head on the pillow.
But it's destined to be a non-stop sleep.
The dream is much more lively than in reality, what is the concept of hundreds of immortals gathered together? The heroes of Liangshan are only one hundred and eight generals, and we have folded them several times back and forth.
The camp had a big party, and my master sat at the top, with the place left for me on the left, and a guy with a sharp beak and monkey cheeks sitting on the right.
The immortals beckoned me to sit next to my master, and I looked at the guy with the sharp mouth and monkey cheeks and muttered, who is he? Being able to sit on my master's right must be unusual.
When my master saw that I was glancing at that guy vigorously, he introduced me with a smile: "Apprentice, introduce you to a friend of the master!" ”
After that, he pointed to the guy and said to me, "This one you have to be called the sixth master." ”
I hurriedly got up and waved at the man: "Sixth master." ”
The guy called the sixth master nodded expressionlessly.
My master smiled and asked me to sit down, saying, "If you see the sixth master in the future, you must be as respectful as you see me." ”
I nodded, "I see, Master." ”
"The little brother Ma Qiyu is extraordinary, and at first glance he is a dragon and phoenix among people." The corners of the sixth master's mouth twitched, and he said with a smile: "This hidden thunder energy is not something that ordinary brothers or cultivators can have. It seems that you have picked up a treasure, brother! ”
My master smiled "haha" and said, "My brother has won the award, he just practiced the exercises of the Thunder God Tianzun in the world, and it was just a coincidence." ”
"Oh? The exercises left by the Taishi? The sixth master's eyes lit up: "No wonder he has such skills at such an age." It's not a mundane thing. Can you lend me a book? ”
My master gave me a look, I was stunned for a moment, and asked my master with a little hesitation: "Master, isn't this Yin Yang Thunder God Order...... Isn't it untouchable? ”
"Hehe, it's up to whoever touches it." My master smiled and said, "Of course, ordinary immortal families can't be touched, but the sixth master is by no means ordinary. You take it out and show it to the sixth master, maybe the sixth master can give you a guide or two, then you will benefit a lot. ”
As soon as I heard my master say this, then I didn't have to worry about eating radishes, so I took out the Yin Yang Thunder God Decree and the Lord Decree and handed them to the Sixth Master together.
The sixth master took it casually, closed his eyes and gently stroked it with his fingers, smiled and nodded: "It is indeed the exercise of the Thunder Department, but this exercise ...... Hehe! ”
The sixth master shook his head, threw the Yin Yang Thunder God Order and the main order together in the air, and as soon as he stretched out his hand, a thick lightning volley slashed down, directly hitting the two tokens, a green smoke burst out, and the two tokens burst out with a large ball of flames.
I was horrified in my heart, this sharp-beaked monkey-cheeked guy was going to split Lao Tzu's baby!
I stood up suddenly, and my master glanced at me lightly. The irresistible pressure came to me like a monstrous flood, and I lowered my head and sat back down.
"Thank you yet, Sixth Master!" My master said majestically.
I looked up in confusion and saw a strange weapon floating in the air. It was pitch black, and the top was full of electric light, and the front end was like an emei hook, but the back gradually became wider, a bit like a comma, and like a tadpole. It's weird.
The sixth master pointed to the strange weapon hanging in the air and said with a smile: "It's a shame that you got this main order, otherwise, it would be really difficult to do." The qi of benevolence above the main order is too heavy, you can't use it, I will dissipate it, retain the aura of heaven and earth, and combine the thunder and yin and yang qi of the sub-order to help you make a new weapon. Compared with the previous main order that is tasteless and abandoned, this power is much greater, but there is also a slight change, that is, from now on, it can only stimulate yin thunder, not yang thunder. Although there is suppression of the immortal body, there is no restraint. For the Yang God Flesh Body, it increased the damage to it. The most important thing is that with your current ability, it shouldn't take much effort to apply it. It's only a matter of time before it's easy to use. ”
This time I understood, stood up and hurriedly thanked the sixth master.
I might as well get an AK47 with a nuclear warhead, because I can't use a nuclear bomb at all, and even if it is powerful, what does it have to do with me? The AK47 is definitely not as powerful as a nuclear warhead, but for me it is definitely more practical than a nuclear warhead.
The sixth master slashed the main order with a thunder, and the fusion sub order recreated a tailor-made weapon for me, of course I am grateful.
The sixth master beckoned, the weapon like the yin and yang fish flew towards me, I subconsciously beckoned, and suddenly an inexplicable connection emerged from my mud pill palace, I found that I could use the yin and yang qi to remotely control this weapon in the air, and the words "swordsmanship" immediately flashed in my mind, and by the way, a big villain "Magneto" flashed...... For a moment, my mind was opened.
Circling around me with the "Big Black Fish" in remote control, my master smiled and said, "Give it a name, from now on this thing will no longer be the Yin Yang Thunder God Order." ”
"That's called the Big Black Fish!" I blurted out.
My master frowned and asked me, "Why such a strange name?" ”
"Isn't a name just a code name? In the future, if I do do it, I will say, 'Go!' Look at my big black fish! 'The enemy has at least a second to react, what the hell is this big black fish. If I were to say, 'Look! Look at my Heaven and Earth, Infinite Thunder, Fire, Thunderbolt, Yin and Yang Yue, 'That enemy, whether he knows what I want to fly or not, he will definitely be prepared. We have to take it by surprise and attack it unprepared. ”
The sixth master smiled "hehe" and said, "Brother Tianba, your brother Marco is much more fun than the short-lived ghosts you collected before!" ”
My face remained unchanged in my ears, but my heart turned over, what are you called short-lived ghosts compared to before?
My master, is this an eight-character child too hard to overcome the apprentice?
"Don't talk nonsense, don't scare me." My master said to the sixth master with a smile.
The sixth master turned to me and said, "Boy, if you are a younger brother under Tianba, the first thing you learn must be to save your life." Keep these words in your heart, don't come to the time when you are in trouble, blame the sixth master for not reminding you. ”
I smiled awkwardly, but there was something wrong in my heart, what do you mean by that? Why is this still life-threatening? Didn't you say that you should accumulate merit and become famous all over the world? It's a desperate rhythm!
My master turned his head and comforted me: "Don't listen to the nonsense of the sixth master, with me, no one can help you." Today is a day of great joy, and it is a shame to say this. Drink! ”
After that, the wine bowl in front of my master was raised, and all the immortals applauded, raising their glasses one after another, and there was a nest of bandits.
I smiled bitterly and picked up the wine glass, took a sip of rice wine that I didn't know what it tasted like, and said in my heart that Lao Tzu is going to insert incense into the gang, right?
The wine has passed three rounds, and the dishes have passed five flavors. I gradually became drunk, and my slightly drunk state made me a little excited, and asked my master, "Master, I have something I want to ask you, and I don't know if it's good to talk about it directly." ”
My master put down his glass and asked me with a smile, "It's okay to be straightforward." There aren't that many rules with me. ”
"I'm very curious about the identity of the sixth master, I don't know if I can ask the master to help me introduce one or two, or I always feel like something is going on in my heart." I asked, dumbfounded.
My master smiled "hehe" and said, "Then why don't you go and ask the sixth master yourself?" ”
After some pushing the cup and changing the lamp, the sixth master has already changed from a cold face to a "drunken maniac" at the beginning, listening to my question, he patted his chest: "Who is Lao Tzu?" Lao Tzu is a six-eared macaque! ”
Hmm-the originally noisy lobby was suddenly silent, and after a pause of three or four seconds, the lobby seemed to be frying, and was ignited by a sentence "Lao Tzu is a six-eared macaque".
But it's not all like this look like I've never seen the world, and some of the immortals I look familiar with are unfathomable looks like "Lao Tzu already knew", looking quite proud, just like fans who want to sign an idol and take a photo treat the fanatical brain-dead fans who have just started chasing stars.