"Nangong facial paralysis, what do you want? Isn't it just a glass of water? How much you say, I give! ”

"100 million gold."

"Why don't you take off your clothes and sell them? Even if you sell it 10,000 times, you don't have 100 million taels. Lu Xiaoxiao was really depressed by Nangong Jin.

has already cultivated a steel heart, although he was so insulted by his own princess, and even asked him to "sell", Nangong Jin can now choose to ignore it directly.

"Definitely. Drinking tea, it depends on the mood. This king is in a bad mood right now, so this king's tea is also expensive. ”

Lu Xiaoxiao glanced at him and said with contempt: "Hypocrisy!" What are you smoking crazy again? ”

This person, clearly telling her that he is in a bad mood and begging for reassurance? Make it look unfathomable, pretending to be forced to show whom!

"Hypocrisy? Has a screw loose? Lu Xiaoxiao, you are also the princess of this king, right? At least the nominal princess, right? ”

Facing Nangong Jin's questioning, Lu Xiaoxiao didn't think about it, and nodded directly. This is indeed true!

"Since you also admit that you are the princess of this king, do you know what you did at the gate of the palace just now, in front of so many palace people?"

Belch...... At that time, she was stunned by Nangong Yunfeng's words, and she really forgot that she was still in the palace. Kissed in public...... King Qi!

All right! It's her fault!

"In front of so many palace people, you kissed the king's imperial nephew. Princess, you are so blatant and fanfare to wear this king's cuckold, are you sure this is really good? ”

"......" faced with questioning, Lu Xiaoxiao was speechless.

"Not only did you kiss and swagger, but you also said to the king that this was your first kiss. Where have you placed this king? ”

"...... yes, where is it placed?" The key was that his brain was crashed at the time, and he didn't think about him at all! So it's really hard to answer the question of where to put it, because there is no place in her heart to say "where" he is!

However, Lu Xiaoxiao didn't dare to say it, she was afraid that she would be killed by this facial paralysis after she said it.

"Princess, tell me what you should do. The fact that you kissed King Qi in public in the palace must have spread throughout the entire Nanzhao capital tonight. What about the reputation of this king? ”

was regretting why his brain suddenly heated, and kissing Nangong Yunfeng in front of so many people in the palace, Leng Buding heard Nangong Jin finally ask him about childbirth (reputation), Lu Xiaoxiao raised her head and asked blankly: "Childbirth?" Aren't you infertile? If you must want it, I ...... I've helped you, so I'll apologize to you. ”

"Poof—"

Ling Han, who was already serving his master very carefully outside, couldn't help but puff when he heard Lu Xiaoxiao answer the word "reputation" so literately.

Nangong Jin's face turned cold, and he hit out with a lot of energy, and roared angrily: "Get out!" ”

At the moment when the strength was out, Ling Han had already flown up and landed behind the carriage. When he couldn't help but puff, he knew that today was going to die no matter what.

Watching the unmanned carriage slowly leave, Ling Han hugged his stomach and smiled happily first, and then looked at the carriage that was getting farther and farther away from him pitifully, thinking about how to be punished by the lord in the future, and his heart was infinitely sour.

Funny, funny!

You yourself married a funny princess, but you didn't let your subordinates laugh, what is the reason?!

An old ox makes a straight furrow. Although there was no Ling Han in charge, the horses could still find their way home.

In the face of the unbearable low roar coming from inside the carriage, the horse was deaf.

"Lu Xiaoxiao, you want to be angry with this king! This king is talking about the reputation of this king, it is fame! Not the one who gave birth to the child! What is going on in your head all day? It's all tofu dregs! ”

Nangong Jin suddenly discovered that since Lu Xiaoxiao entered the mansion, he had more facial expressions during this time than all the times in his life combined.

This damn woman! If she deliberately teased him, it would have been fine, but looking at her dazed face, it was obvious that she had really misunderstood!

This damn woman with a head full of tofu scum is really angry and hateful!

He didn't understand how this woman could understand "reputation" as "childbirth" with such an easy-to-understand truth!

In fact, Lu Xiaoxiao's distraction was not so terrible, but when she thought of kissing King Qi in public in the palace and being seen by others, she was a little depressed, and her whole mind was in space.

Not only did she have to discuss countermeasures with the cold faceless uncle, but she also had to face the almost rampant slaughter in the space at the same time.

I followed a cold uncle to discuss here, and it was enough to deal with a stupid cute man who went berserk over there, and overheard Nangong facial paralysis asking her about "childbirth", she was obviously kind enough to feel that it was indeed wrong for her to kiss Nangong Yunfeng in public, so she simply helped him to restore his fertility, who knew that this one outside also ran away.

Lu Xiaoxiao felt that she was so unlucky, and she slandered in her heart: Could it be that Wuyan is really a dog, so he took her to be yelled at twice?

"Lu Xiaoxiao!" In the space, hearing Lu Xiaoxiao's heart, Wuyan, who already had a cold and handsome face, finally couldn't bear it anymore, although it was just a whisper, it could already reflect the anger of Uncle Wuyan at this moment.

This woman! is clearly an idiot with zero emotional intelligence, and as soon as people confess, she can't even figure it out, and she does such disgraceful things. Now that he has committed two, he is embarrassed to say that he is a dog. Is......

He can't be a dog every day!

Shameless, he found that he couldn't describe Lu Xiaoxiao's shamelessness at this moment.

And the rampaging Tu Tu was slightly stunned after hearing his sister's heart, and then burst out laughing.

He also thinks that he must be annoying the ghost dog, otherwise his sister wouldn't be so unlucky to kiss the sick cat!

"Lu Xiaoxiao, this king is talking to you, what are you doing? Do you dare to concentrate a little?! ”

Facing Nangong's facial paralysis, Lu Xiaoxiao pitifully shook her fingers, feeling so weak for the first time: "You...... What do you ask? ”

Nangong Jin: "......"

*********

The remaining chapter is contained in the 30,000-word update of the outbreak, and when I wait for more than 20 hours, it will be 15 chapters and 30,000 words that will explode, I work so hard, you have to remember to subscribe to it all! 30,000 words, in order to commemorate the shelf, the most important thing is to prepare to exchange my desperate efforts for your monthly pass!

The chapters that follow are absolutely hilarious and absolutely funny, and the whole book is guaranteed to be hilarious and make everyone want to stop.

As long as you can not be stingy with the monthly ticket in your hand, vote for me, let me last time I am in the top ten of the new book monthly ticket list, this month is guaranteed to be updated with no less than 8,000 words per day, and it can't be a big deal, but I can't do it during the Spring Festival! In addition, as long as it is successful, I will also send a super red envelope to everyone in the VIP group. Word!

Please give me your monthly pass! I also want the honor of the new book monthly ticket list! As long as you spend five yuan, you can have a monthly pass. In the past, 4 end books, 5 million words of content, have never competed for the monthly ticket list, this is my first time competing for the list, I hope everyone can help me! Thank you!

Huh~ Hurry up and smash me with your monthly pass! Just this month!