Lu Xiaoxiao's words were fluttering, but they gave people a pressure that they couldn't resist.

Zou Fuzi glanced at Dudu in embarrassment, and that look, how pitiful and pitiful it was, was completely a look of begging for forgiveness, begging for forgiveness, and begging not to kill.

But he had no choice, he still took out the paper, he didn't dare to unfold it, and tremblingly handed a piece of paper like dried tofu to Lu Xiaoxiao with both hands.

"What is this?" Lu Xiaoxiao asked as she unfolded.

"Yes...... It is to ask the children to write their thoughts on the final exam. Every month, the children will be asked to write a copy of the final exam, so that they can summarize their shortcomings. ”

Lu Xiaoxiao glanced at her master, unfolded Dudu's final speech, and her eyes widened instantly.

It reads like this-

Final Speech:

1. If you have a poor level and want to invite my parents, you have the ability to rush to me, don't look for my parents, no level!

2, I clearly deserve a full score, but you don't give me a score, are you preparing to force my mother to give birth to a second child? To tell you honestly, my brother is not afraid of you giving a low score, my brother wants to have a bean sprouts sister!

3. You always ask Duan Geng's group of idiots in class if they understand, and they always nod. But if you look at the poems made by Duan Geng's idiot, they are simply unsightly. Uncle, the reason why that idiot said that he understood, probably is because he pities your old man for his old age and bad heart, and he doesn't want to stimulate you. lest you die, his grandfather will have to find a backer for his great-grandson. So you always stop the fire, don't be so angry when you're old.

4. You asked us to write a final speech, are you sure that it was the final exam just now? If yes, I have nothing to say. The only thing I felt about this final exam was knowing how many idiots there were in the class.

5. Don't blame me for writing poems well, because if I don't show you a hand, you really think you're teaching awesome.

After reading this "final speech", Lu Xiaoxiao is also hehe.

Yesterday, everyone thought that Zou Fuzi was vicious, but in this "final speech", she really didn't feel that her son was bullied. She can imagine the appearance of a villain who is prone to inflammation and is so angry that she rolls her eyes when she sees this "final speech".

Seeing that Lu Xiaoxiao's face was frozen for a moment, and seeing that Dudu's face was a little stunned, as a qualified villain, Zou Fuzi was frightened even though he had only been scared before, and hurriedly said to the mud:

"Madam, don't blame Young Master Lu, this and this...... It's all my fault. It's that I don't believe in Young Master Lu, and he said...... said that he plagiarized famous people, which made him angry. It's my bad and it's not good, but I asked Young Master Lu to make a limerick poem and asked him to bring it today. So I dare to ask Mrs. to pack a ticket, you have definitely given birth to an excellent and good son! ”

At this moment, Zou Fuzi definitely forgot that the limerick poem he asked Dudu to write was based on his parents' feelings.

He only remembered after he finished speaking, and then quickly bit his tongue, knowing that the blood was coming, and then he felt a tremor in his heart.

As soon as Lu Xiaoxiao heard the limerick poem, she immediately knew that it was Dudu who wrote it, so she stretched out her hand and said to Dudu with interest: "Bring your limerick to me to see." ”

He twitched and glared at Master Zou.

Zou Fuzi hit a spirit, and then the whole person was not good, and he added fuel and vinegar: "Husband...... Madam, it is estimated that this limerick has not been made by Young Master Lu for the time being, and when he makes it, he will show it to Madame. ”

Lu Xiaoxiao knew that he was tired when he saw the expressions of the two, and said: "I heard him say that he wanted to write poems and homework yesterday, so he must have written it." Read your limerick poem to your mother and master. ”

Finished!

Dudu and Zou Fuzi mourned for themselves at the same time.

"Hurry up and take out the poem and read it."

Seeing that his mother was so sure that he must listen, the corners of his lips twitched and twitched, and finally took out the poem from his schoolbag.

Then in Zou Fuzi's incessant sweat-wiping action, he read: "My mother is as beautiful as a flower, the supervisor makes money to support the family, and the specialty town has a baby, and my father's bedside falls, and he is responsible for uh-huh-hmm." ”

After reading it, Zou Fuzi wailed, all the blood in his body rushed to his head, rolled his eyes, and fell unconscious in the carriage.

Before falling into a coma, Zou Fuzi once again realized the sentence: If you don't die, you won't die!

This young master Lu is really a talent!

can make such a majestic and high-grade poem, and can also make such a realistic limerick poem, it is really a spring and white snow, and the lower riba people, no poem can be difficult for him.

But here's the point......

Little Master Lu, you're too sincere, aren't you?

asked you to make limericks with your parents' love as the background, do you dare not write all the things about your father's mother?

And it's so realistic.

Zou Fuzi was right to think that he had fainted.

Otherwise, Mrs. Lu would definitely kill people.

Ay......

This woman is really strong!

Not only is it strong, but it has a strong status at home, and even on the bed!

The sentence "Daddy's bedside fell, responsible for uh-huh-ah", has already explained Mrs. Lu's full status in the family!

This is a family where women are on top and men are on top.

When he fainted, Zou Fuzi was thinking: Which one is so powerful at killing a thousand knives that he can actually get a woman like Mrs. Lu. Such a powerful woman, even if it is Cheng Huan's body, it is his luck! What a blessing!

Looking at Zou Fuzi, who fainted on the ground unconscious, Dudu's face changed instantly.

"That...... Mother...... Mother, I took Zou Fuzi to get off the car first, I believe he will definitely not dare to pinch me indiscriminately in the future, so don't worry! Even if you and your father are not there, I will take good care of everyone in Xuanxuanmen and ensure that nothing happens to them. You and Daddy can go and find something! ”

Lu Xiaoxiao felt that her whole person was not good at the moment, and Nangong Jin also went out of the mountain directly because Dudu read such passionate verses in front of her master, and instantly appeared beside Lu Xiaoxiao, and quickly patted her shoulder and kept giving her relief.

While scolding, stinky boy, where did you learn these things all day long, how can you make up verses? On the other hand, I was thinking in my heart that my son was so cranky, so talented, and so sharp.

He knew the origin of this poem written by his son, and was deeply impressed by his son's talent.

Although he also felt that it was not good for his son to read this incident into a poem for others to hear, this poem is a true portrayal of their family today.

Nangong Jin saw that Lu Xiaoxiao had been angry, so he kicked Master Zou and yelled at Dudu: "Stinky boy, don't you get out of the car with this master, you warn him, if he dares to reveal this poem, Lao Tzu will immediately take his life!" ”