After getting off the boat, I was still immersed in the beautiful music and didn't feel sleepy, so I went to Lost place alone, asked for a few beers, and sat at the bar to watch the show.

Junjun didn't sing that night, she led the dance on the catwalk, she wore a tight T-shirt studded with rivets and a short black skirt, her snow-white skin was particularly dazzling in the light, and the demons in the audience danced wildly, telling a languishing and frenzied night.

To the rhythm of the DJ, people shed their disguises, their true faces were revealed, and they were all looking for a real feeling of being alive.

As usual, Junjun finished the show and went to the bar to invite me for a drink. A few days ago, one of her friend's Beetles was towed away by the traffic police, and I asked Li Jun to come back.

The two of us chatted widely, and the bar often exposed the true nature of men, and there were constantly male customers squeezing into the bar booths to peek at Junjun's snow-white career line in a covert manner.

Li Shang wandered around the neighborhood for a long time, and after confirming that no new fans appeared, he sat down and put his arm around my shoulder, stared at Junjun and whispered, "Like it?" ”

I got rid of his arm and said, "Net nonsense." ”

Li Shang said with a look of insight into everything: "I have been peeking for a long time and pretending to be a gentleman, Junjun has no owner yet, he is in his prime, young and beautiful, if you like it, hurry up." ”

I said, "You are close to the water, why don't you get the moon first." ”

Li Shang said: "I don't have that life. He picked up the beer in front of me and drank it all in one go, and said, "My car was detained by the traffic police, I heard Junjun say that you have someone in the organization, help me ask." ”

asked for a car again, and last time Junjun's friend was investigated for drunk driving, her friend took off her high heels and ran away. and Zixuan, who competed with a man on the street, soared, and finally attracted several police cars to stage a police and bandit chase, and Zixuan abandoned the car and fled in a panic. Although Li Jun is overly enthusiastic about doing things for me, he always troubles him, which will make people think that my friends are all degenerates.

I said, "It's okay to ask, if the car wants to come back, you have to pay a fine." ”

Li Shang said happily: "Fine, fine, more fines, as long as the person is not held responsible, the car will come back." ”

When he said this, I felt that the problem was serious: "Because of anything, I can't get along with money." ”

Li Shang said: "It's nothing, it's just that I drank high that day, and the car stopped directly in the compound of the Municipal Public Security Bureau." ”

My scalp tingled: "What? The compound of the Public Security Bureau? There is no pass in that place, and the outside car can't get in at all, how did you get in? ”

Li Shang scratched his head, took a sip of wine and said in a low voice: "Then I'll recruit it, don't be afraid, I did drink a lot that day and rushed in directly." ”

"Mom, why haven't you been detained, did you really drink too much, or do you want to take revenge on society?"

Li Shang cried and said, "I really drank too much, I swear!" However, after rushing into the compound of the Public Security Bureau, I was immediately frightened to wake up when I saw the solemn police sign wine, and I jumped over the wall and ran away. ”

"Are you monkeys reincarnated or whatever, they all ran away, and I have to wipe my ass. This thing is too big, my classmate Li Jun can't do it, it's easy for you to stop in, but it's too difficult to open it again. If it doesn't work, you can simply donate your car to the Public Security Bureau. Donating a car is still a trivial matter, and you may be convicted of terrorist attack in the future. ”

Li Shang was a little depressed: "Don't, I made an appointment for two months to buy that highest-end custom Cayenne." The government still convicted me, and I went to jail for the car. ”

I saw that he was pitiful, so I said, "I'll find someone to help you ask, and tell you if I have faith." ”

Li Shang hugged me and said excitedly: "I know that you and Zixuan are the most righteous, please drink the newly arrived Finnish Dia, which is absolutely genuine, not domestic." ”

After drinking a whole bottle of Finland Dia, he found that his eyes were blurry, and it was difficult to distinguish people, Li Shang had long since lost his trace, and he must have hunted for beauty.

When I stood up and walked two steps, my legs were weak and trembling, and only then did I experience the stamina of foreign wine. I went to the bar with a bang, and I heard Junjun call me, but my tongue curled and I couldn't respond.

In a trance, Junjun helped me into a car, drove to a community, and helped me upstairs into the room. At that time, I was weak, had a headache and nausea, and there were hypocritical thoughts in my heart - it's over, and the greatest humiliation of a man is to passively accept it.

I fell asleep in a groggy state, and I had a dream in which I grabbed a ball of marshmallows, soft, rubbed around, and my palms were slippery. After touching the marshmallow for a long time, I started looking for a toilet, but I didn't find it for a long time, and I woke up when I was ready to solve it on the spot. I found myself lying on a bed in a strange room, and Junjun slept next to me, staring at me with sleepy eyes, and I reached into her floral pajamas with one hand, rubbing against her chest.

"Enough touching? Is it cool? Junjun said through gritted teeth.

My eyes darkened, and my hands trembled and quickly pulled them back. She yawned, closed her eyes and rolled over to sleep. Junjun's pajamas were buttoned open, his hair was messy, and the sheets and mattresses on the bed were wrinkled. Looking at all this, I thought to myself, what the hell just happened?

Looking at Junjun's beautiful back curve, her sexy dance in Lost Place came to mind. Junjun belongs to the hardcore sexy girl, the smell of youth and purity comes to her face, and even the hair that is casually spread on the pillow exudes wildness, which is very different from the mixed smell of grease and powder, shrugging breasts and rich perfume on mature girls.

The headache quickly suppressed the illusion, the alcohol stamina was often painful, the brain was struggling desperately as if it was about to give birth, the mouth was dry, and the stomach was churning. In fact, the so-called drunken promiscuity, after personal experience, I found that most of those promiscuous men actually did not get drunk, at least they still retained some consciousness and physical strength. Drunk into a mess of mud, not to mention messy sex, it's difficult to touch randomly, and the body doesn't listen to the command at all.

I looked around the room, which was supposed to be Junjun's bedroom, luxuriously decorated with a cartoon theme, surrounded by all kinds of stuffed animals, and a large photo of her covered the entire wall. One wall has been turned into a perfume shelf, on which a small night light is lit, and the faint light is subtly refracted onto hundreds of transparent perfume bottles, forming a huge crystal wall, and the whole room is filled with fairy tale colors. There is a lifelike Buddha statue on the dressing table next to the bed, and the Buddha is looking down at the big bed with a blazing eyebrow, which is a test of the Buddha's concentration.

When I sat up, I realized that I was wearing only my underwear, and there was a glass of water on the bedside table, and I drank it in one go, and the water was sweet and smelled of lemon.

Junjun seemed to be asleep, his body gently rising and falling with his breathing. I wanted to take my phone to check the time, but the doorbell rang suddenly, and I was shocked, so I shook Junjun and said that someone knocked on the door, it wouldn't be your boyfriend coming back. After speaking, I am even more nervous, this is a typical rape in bed, generally the probability of death in this case is very large, and I have to be on TV if I don't get it right.

Junjun didn't open his eyes twice.

I had to get out of bed, tiptoe to the door, looked out through the cat's eye, and found that it was a female policeman holding a walkie-talkie, suddenly sweated, ran back to the bedroom barefoot, helped Junjun up and said: "You go and see, there is a policeman outside, who called the police to check the ID card!" ”

Junjun rubbed his eyes, put his arm around my neck and said, "I called the police, but you are in my bedroom now." ”

The corners of her mouth crooked, and she pointed at me again, "Hey, pay attention, what are you running around in your underwear." ”

The panties are a birthday gift from Ran Jing, with Spider-Man painted on them, staring at two big eyes.

I picked up my pants and put them on three or two times, Junjun covered his mouth and laughed, and went to open the door while laughing.

I heard the policewoman outside say, "I'm on duty tonight, did I forget my documents with you yesterday?" What were you laughing at, in the middle of the night. ”

Junjun: "Hehe, dreaming, I dreamed that a handsome guy slept next to me." ”

After saying that, she went back to the bedroom and searched for a long time, and found a police officer's work card under the bed.

Seeing off the policewoman, Junjun came back and lay down and said, "Meng Xing, my cousin, came to me yesterday and forgot your documents here." ”

She handed over another glass of water and said, "You've drunk too much, let's sleep a little longer, I'm so sleepy." Then he threw himself on the bed and said no more.

I sat on the edge of the bed and was stunned, Meng Xing? Cousin Junjun? The cat's eyes looked a little out of shape, and he only saw that it was a policewoman, but he didn't recognize it as Meng Xing. When he was thinking wildly, the mobile phone rang, it was Lu Jiaqi, look at the time, it was two o'clock in the morning.

Lu Jiaqi choked up on the phone, saying that he was squatting at the Jiangxi Road Police Station in Nancheng District, and there was a little misunderstanding with the police, hoping that I could hurry over and help solve it.