"Yes!" Python Qingru nodded: "So just now I asked you if you were afraid of death, I want to kill you!" ”

I swallowed hard and said to the python Qingru with difficulty: "Qingru, this is too direct, right?" ”

"It's a cheat!" Python Qingru said: "It's not for you to really die, don't worry." As long as we solve this matter properly, Tianchou and Feixue will be able to make up for it, and they and you will be able to escape! ”

"What if it can't be properly resolved?" I asked, worried.

Python Qingru smiled slightly: "That's simple, anyway, you have a life span of seventy-nine, and now you have gone to sixty-two, and there is still seventeen." How old are you this year? ”

I said to Python Qingru with a black face: "Seventeen years old, your uncle!" ”

"Wouldn't that be better?" Python Qingru shrugged his shoulders and said to me: "If you can't solve it properly before your birthday, I will take the three of you to either die in the world, or go into hiding, or surrender yourself, at most you will be cut off from the Tao and practice again, anyway, you are also a blank slate, and you will be classmates again?" ”

"1,800 years of Taoism is gone, you really think about it!" I pouted.

Python Qingru smiled indifferently: "Anyway, that's the worst plan, have a mental preparation in advance!" ”

"Good!" I turned my heart sideways and said to Python Qingru: "I think it's more reliable to hide, your grandfather won't kill his relatives in righteousness, right?" ”

"Yes!" Python Qingru said to me: "Although my grandfather loves me, he has a cruel temper, if he knows that I have been involved, he will definitely kill me with his own hands." You can rest assured of this. ”

Damn, how can I rest assured? My birthday is approaching, and it won't be long before I snap my fingers. It seems that this time it is really a back-to-back battle.

"Then I'll listen to you, let me cheat as much as I want!" I gritted my teeth and said to Python Qingru.

Python Qingru nodded, stretched out his arm, flipped his white and tender fist, and a small black pill appeared in his palm.

I was about to put it in my mouth, but Huang Tianchou next to me stopped me: "Death?!" ”

"What's wrong?" I looked at Huang Tianchou suspiciously and asked, "Isn't it an internal application, but an external application?" ”

"!" Python Qingru frowned: "You're too sharp, aren't you?" I haven't told you how to use it, and you just eat it like this? That's really dead! ”

"Why is it so troublesome?" I asked impatiently, "What are the other taboos?" ”

"There are no taboos, if you eat it, you will die, and the results will be immediate." Python Qingru said: "But you can't be out in the wild, right? If you die here, what if you pull the crematorium to refine? Then even if Da Luo Jinxian came down, it would be in vain. ”

"Then I can't die at home, can I?" I exclaimed, "Are my parents alive anymore?" ”

Python Qingru nodded: "So, we have to find a safe place where you can not only support the corpse, but also ensure that your body will not be damaged." ”

"Then ......" I frowned, "Is the morgue okay?" ”

"If you can get in, I think it's fine." Python Qingru thought for a while and said, "I can give you a corpse here, but can you guarantee that it will not be sent to the medical school for dissection or sold as unclaimed or sold for some organs or something?" ”

"Damn, that's really not guaranteed." I sighed, and said to Python Qingru gloomily: "Then what do you say?" That's embarrassing, isn't it? ”

"You say, that chick ......" Hu Feixue reminded me on the side: "Is it possible for her to help you?" ”

"Kang Linlin?" I shook my head: "Don't talk nonsense. The relationship is not so hard! ”

"How's that unreliable iron of yours?" Huang Tianchou also helped me come up with an idea: "I think he is of the same mind as you." ”

"He's single-minded, the problem is that he's not treated well at home." I said to Huang Tianchou: "So he is weak. ”

"So what to do?" Python Qingru was also worried.

"I've got a way!" I had a flash of inspiration and said to them, "Don't worry. I find a small hotel, open a room, and say I'm going to store something, how long will it take for us to get things done? ”

"The Bliss Pill can only fake death for forty-nine days, and after the time limit, it will automatically return to yang." Python Qingru said: "Let's die for two months first!" ”

I grinned, die two months first? Then I don't have many days to come out, and the small hotel with a bad back costs twenty yuan a day, but it's more than a thousand in two months, where can I get money?

The new problem is a little easier to solve than the old one, and I was looking forward to the first wave of tourists who had been fooled into going to the island, and with them, I finally returned to shore.

I looked at my watch, it was eleven o'clock, and there was still half an hour to go from school, and the time was barely enough.

I rushed back to school before school, blocked Li Ru who was about to go home at the school gate, and before he could ask me why I skipped school with a surprised face, I first turned over the money in his pocket.

Li Ru's doubts immediately became: "Brother Shui, what are you doing here?" Changed careers and collapsed? ”

"Then I'll crash you?" I gave him a blank look and said to him: "You try to help get some money, I have an emergency, there is no cap, you do your best, and I will pay it back slowly after that!" Go now, I'll wait for you at the east gate of the school at half past twelve, okay? ”

After listening to me, Li Ru asked me with his eyes shining: "Brother Shui, did you win the lottery?" You're going to go to that place where you can finish your work in three minutes and go to school the next day, right? ”

"Get out!" I said to him angrily, "It's not as shameless as you think!" ”

"Can't you tell me something?" Li Ru asked me with a gossip on his face.

I thought about it for a moment and said to him, "I really have something to ask you, you definitely can't run, but before that, can you make up money for me first?" ”

Li Ru nodded: "Then you wait!" ”

Seeing Li Ru leave, I turned around and walked towards Kang Linlin's teahouse, although I was embarrassed to trouble her about borrowing money, but I had other things to entrust to her.

When I arrived at the teahouse, Kang Linlin happened to be eating on the second floor, and the big mural that her mother said had been installed today, and she was a half-naked girl, placed in the teahouse, which was really a combination of Chinese and Western, and a combination of local and foreign.

Seeing me coming, her mother sent me up enthusiastically, and by the way, she called to ask for two dishes, she is a teahouse not a restaurant, only a waiter for the tea ceremony, and there is no chef for stir-frying, so her mother has to order takeout.

I couldn't refuse, so I had to sit down with a shy face, Kang Linlin was very happy to see me, pushed a pair of spare chopsticks in front of me, and said to me, "Don't you think I've eaten it?" You eat two bites of the dish first. ”

Although I haven't eaten water and rice since the morning, I don't feel hungry at all.

I looked around and saw that there was no one, so I whispered to her, "Linlin, I ask you for something." ”

Kang Linlin saw that I had a serious face, she put down the chopsticks and looked at me seriously: "Say it." ”

I hesitated for a moment and carefully worded, "I may need someone to take care of ......"

"This ...... Dislike! Kang Linlin's face flushed: "I have to think about it." ”

"Consider?" I was stunned for a moment, reacted immediately, and quickly explained to her: "No, don't get me wrong, I'm not confessing to you!" ”

Kang Linlin's face immediately turned from red to white, from white to black: "Then what do you mean?" ”

"Maybe what I'm telling you is very unbelievable, but you have to believe me, okay?" I stared into Kang Linlin's eyes and said to her, "Thinking about the out-of-body and my duel with the black shadow, you should understand that I am not an ordinary person, right?" ”

Kang Linlin nodded: "Don't worry, my psychological endurance is very strong." ”

"If I hang up, don't be afraid." I said to Kang Linlin: "Your task is to help Li Ru make up some nonsense for me, and first fool my parents through the pass, okay?" ”

Rao is Kang Linlin has excellent psychological quality, and she has also experienced a lot of magical things, but after listening to me, her face changed, she looked at me in horror, and asked, "Brother Shui?" Are you crazy? ”

I rolled my eyes, took a deep breath, and told Kang Linlin all about the plan between me and Python Qingru and what was happening to me so far.

Kang Linlin's first reaction was that I was mentally disturbed or teasing her. But seeing that I didn't look serious, I got serious and asked me, "Then what about your final exam?" ”

"Damn, when has this been, why do you still care about this?" I was speechless for her.

"Okay, okay, then don't ask about this!" Kang Linlin said: "Then what about your parents? ”

"Isn't that what I came to beg you? When the time comes, Li Ru will help me lie and deal with my mother," I said to Kang Linlin: "But I'm afraid that it will be difficult for him to deal with this matter alone, so I want to ask you for help, after all, I trust you two the most." ”

Kang Linlin frowned and said to me, "I can promise you, but I want to help you more." I'm the one who made you like this, or ...... I, I ......"

I looked at Kang Linlin's shy and embarrassed appearance and suddenly thought of what she was going to say, according to this rhythm, she should immediately throw herself into her arms, and promised herself, I quickly said to her: "Linlin, don't worry about this matter first." I'm not in the mood now, and when the matter is settled, I'll look for you again when I don't have any worries, do you think? ”

Kang Linlin raised her head suspiciously and asked me, "What did you say?" ”

"Uh......" I was stunned for a moment: "Then what do you mean?" ”

Kang Linlin's big eyes blinked, and said, "I want to say, why don't I arrange a place for you, the environment of the small hotel is too poor, and the hygiene is not good." You are lying motionless for two months, even if the pill you said is very magical, it can be embalmed and will not rot, but you don't say deworming, what if a bug takes a fancy to you and burrows into your hair? Even if you don't get into your hair, into your ears, nostrils, and mouth......"

"Vomit-" I retched, "Don't say it!" It's disgusting! If that's the case, I'll just not pay it back! ”