"Do green onions still have this effect?" I asked, surprised.

Huang Wanfu smiled "hehe": "You stupid boy, you understand, you still ask me such a naïve question." Say you don't understand, you still understand a little bit about this. Green onions have a fart effect, don't I use green onions to cast spells? If I don't do it, then it's not good for you to bury that girl with green onions. ”

I smiled embarrassedly at Huang Wanfu: "Uncle and grandpa, you have lifted me, in fact, I really don't understand anything." ”

"Hey, you can't call me Uncle Grandpa." Huang Wanfu hurriedly said: "Let's be commensurate with each other." ”

I said in surprise: "Then how can it be done, Sister Peiling calls you uncle and grandfather, and I am commensurate with your peers, isn't that messy?" ”

"It's the rule." Huang Wanfu said: "I protect the Wang clan for seven generations, in her grandmother's generation, I came to the Ye family, and then protected the two major sects of Ye Wang, when her grandmother was thirty-six years old, I spit out the words of the people, and I walked steadily and I fell into the immortal driver." Since then, I have been called brother and sister to Ye Wang's family, and this is why Pei Ling, a little girl, calls me uncle and grandfather. ”

I secretly sighed in my heart, I just said that this white-haired old yellow skin is old, I didn't expect to be so old. Protecting the seven generations of the Wang family, if you count one generation according to the age of twenty, it is already one hundred and forty years old, counting the time when the wisdom was not opened before, this white-haired old and yellow-skinned man is working hard to be two hundred years old!

So when I heard Huang Wanfu say this, I hurriedly said: "Since there is such a deep origin, then I should call you uncle and grandfather, how dare I talk about it as an equal." ”

"Little boy, if you call me uncle and grandfather, won't the leader of your Hu and Huang sects suffer a big loss?" Huang Wanfu said with a smile: "Just now, this little Huang Xian'er of your family reported the name of the Huangtang Sect Leader in your lobby camp, according to the seniority, I am still his junior, how dare I let you call me Uncle and Grandpa, it is best to be equal, he will have the opportunity to meet the Huangtang Sect Leader of your lobby camp one day, I can also sell my old face to be close, otherwise you call me Uncle Grandpa, then if I see your Huangtang Sect Master, wouldn't I have to turn around and run away?" How can you see each other! ”

I'm going, I don't know what it means, it seems that I want to be simple.

"If that's the case, then what do I call you?" I asked, embarrassed.

"If you don't dislike it, just call me brother." Huang Wanfu said with a smile.

I call an old lady with a wrinkled face an old brother, isn't that a waste?

But since the words were all spoken, it was not easy to change his words, so he had to bite the bullet and call Huang Wanfu out: "Brother! ”

"Huh!" Huang Wanfu seemed to be very happy: "That's right!" ”

I glanced at Ye Peiling and asked Huang Wanfu with an embarrassed face: "Then Peiling has to call me what?" Am I also from her grandfather's generation? ”

"Don't be shameless!" Ye Peiling glared at me: "You still have to call me Sister Peiling!" ”

Huang Wanfu nodded: "Let's talk about our own, if we line up together, it will be messy." ”

When I think about it, how fast the yellow skin is born one litter after another, if this is an obsessive-compulsive person, it will definitely drive him crazy.

Chen Rui, who had been silent, suddenly interjected and asked, "Old Man Huang, do you need us to prepare anything else besides green onions?" ”

Look at the IQ of others, it's simply incurable! People don't set that close at all, that is, they don't call them eldest brother or uncle, they call Old Man Huang when they open their mouths, and they don't have a relationship with Mao, it's still an honorific title.

Huang Wanfu glanced at Chen Rui, groaned for a while, and said, "After a while, you take away the three yellow strips and insert them at the first intersection north of the place where the little girl lives, the outer gate, and the door of the bedroom. ”

"Hey?" I frowned and asked, "What time was that?" ”

Chen Rui slapped me behind me: "It's nine o'clock in the evening and the end of eleven o'clock. It's ten o'clock in the evening, stupid! ”

Huang Wanfu nodded: "This girl is right." ”

"Oh!" I gave Chen Rui a thumbs up: "You ne( sound, awesome. ）！ ”

I turned my head and asked Huang Wanfu again: "Brother, what is a yellow stripe?" ”

Listening to Huang Wanfu say this word, my first reaction was actually gold bars, but I immediately realized that it was a dream, let's take three gold bars in a while? That's a fart, just sell it for a penny. So I immediately vetoed it, and guessed that it was a gold bar folded in gold paper?

Huang Wanfu smiled and clicked the drawer of the offering table with his hand, Ye Peiling walked over, opened the drawer, took out three yellow incense sticks from it, and handed it to me: "Ah, this is the yellow strip!" ”

Damn, sometimes I really don't know what they say!

If you've never heard of it, there's nowhere to guess. It's like an ebony pole is a cigarette pouch and a straw roll is a cigarette roll, and if my mother hadn't told me before, I wouldn't know. Thanks to the old lady who showed me things when I was a child, my mother knew that she would have been confused.

As soon as I took over the "Yellow Strip", I heard Huang Wanfu say: "You Huang Jiabao Ma said, they will deal with this matter, and I will help on the side." The three yellow stripes just now were asked for by your family, in order to guide the people in your lobby. Tonight, your master Qingfeng will come over to clean up Liu Xiao'er in person, and the old Mrs. Liu will wait for God's damnation. ”

Ye Peiling seemed a little unhappy, frowned and asked, "Why can't you clean up that old Mrs. Liu?" ”

Huang Wanfu said with emotion: "Everyone has their own life, and she accounts for the pain of losing seven children." Now that the five daughters and one son have left her, Liu Xiao'er, the ghost, is left to accompany her, and now Liu Xiao'er is also going to be robbed, and her seven pains of losing her son can be regarded as all of them. After three years of suffering, her longevity will be over, and when the time comes, she will be finished. ”

After listening to Huang Wanfu's words, I suddenly felt quite awkward in my heart, and asked with a frown: "Old brother, what kind of sin has this old Mrs. Liu done, and she has to suffer so many crimes?" ”

Huang Wanfu did not answer me directly, but said four lines of poetry: "The hands are full of blood, and killing is like child's play." Thousands of obstacles are difficult to conceive, and one thought of returning to the west. It's all sin! ”

I looked at Ye Peiling suspiciously, and she told me with her mouth that when Mrs. Liu was young, she was a doctor...... It dawned on me and I understood what Huang Wanfu meant.

"Filthy blood stains her hands, and her fingers are connected to her heart, that's why she has to suffer the pain of ripping her heart." Huang Wanfu sighed: "Do good and stop evil, and help the world." Remember these eight words! At any time, do not do the evil that is good, and do not do the good that helps the evil. ”

I nodded as if I didn't understand, Huang Wanfu smiled at me: "I can't always stay on my old sister, my old body can't help but be so tied, I'll not pass it first, explain your affairs, remember to do a good job!" Oh yes. This old age memory is not good, almost forgetting one thing! ”

"Uncle, what's the matter?" Ye Peiling asked.

"Where does the girl live now?" Huang Wanfu asked.

"The inn at the east end of town." Ye Peiling replied.

Huang Wanfu nodded, stretched out his hand and calculated, and said, "The little girl can't live in a good position now, she has to change the room!" At the top of the staircase, when the wind came, there was nowhere to cover it, so I changed to the corner room. ”

"Okay, I'll tell them when I get back." I hurriedly responded.

Huang Wanfu continued: "The rooms around the corner are occupied by your classmates, and you want boys instead of girls. Girls stay away from here. ”

I promised, "Okay, I got it!" ”

"Liu Xiao'er has a lot of fox friends and dog friends, you just stop sleeping tonight, and don't come out to check no matter what happens." Huang Wanfu advised: "After you go back, tell your classmates that you must go back to your room before the time of the child and don't come out." Whoever calls your name in the hallway should not respond. ”

"Huh?" looked at Huang Wanfu in embarrassment and said to him, "Brother, this ...... It's a bit difficult. It's easy to change rooms and arrange people to live on both sides of Wang Xin, but don't let them come out, and someone calls their names and doesn't let them respond, I'm afraid it won't work, they ...... You may not be able to believe me! ”

"That's your business." Huang Wanfu smiled "hehe": "Good words can't persuade damn ghosts, tell them that it's your responsibility, listen or not, that's their fate, no one can stop anyone looking for death." ”

As soon as I heard this, my heart sank suddenly, and my heart said, how can I tell my classmates? Everyone had such a good time at the bonfire party, and it was strange that they were in the mood to sleep when they came back. And tomorrow I have to take the car home directly, I must take advantage of tonight to toss a good time, who can stop sleeping before eleven o'clock? Isn't that?

Chen Rui saw that I was embarrassed, and whispered to me, "It's okay, I'll help you when I go back." ”

I smiled wryly at her, "You say they may not be able to believe it." ”

Huang Wanfu said with a smile: "I'm just a foolproof strategy. I am afraid that Liu Xiaoer will not be able to take away the soul of that girl, so she will think crookedly, and I am also worried that his fox friends and dog friends will do evil. You were embarrassed just now, and your Hu family reported that the horse squeaked, telling you that it doesn't matter, your hall will arrange troops before today, and guard the doors of each room with heavy troops, so that Liu Xiao'er and them can enter and leave. I will never bother anyone. ”

I was a little relieved, thinking of the blood stains from the corner of the mouth of the white fox suspected of being Hu Feixue, I couldn't help but ask Huang Wanfu: "Brother, my Hu family is reporting horses...... Was she hurt? ”

Huang Wanfu looked at my feet suspiciously, tilted his head as if listening to something, and then smiled: "Your Hu family reported to the horse and asked me to tell you, don't be nosy, and your own affairs will be ...... in the future." Don't talk to outsiders like me, haha, this Hu family's fairy aunt has a lot of temper, you have to pay attention to what you talk about in the future, don't let her grab any pigtails and give you an eye barrier. ”

I exclaimed aggrievedly, "I care about her!" ”

Huang Wanfu smiled "hehe" and didn't answer, but saw Ye Peiling's grandmother's body tremble suddenly, and the old lady said "ouch", and said tiredly: "You kid, you talk a lot!" ”