Chapter 126: The new daughter-in-law is happy when she enters the door
slept beautifully, which made You Mi feel more energetic, but when he turned over, he found that Monkey Xiaoxin was no longer there.
You Mi took his phone and looked at the time, ah, it's ten o'clock in the morning, and after waiting for a while, you can have lunch.
On the first morning of living in her in-laws' house, she got up so late, which made You Mi feel very embarrassed.
So, she quickly got up and changed her clothes, then quietly opened the door, and looked around the living room with her head down, hoping that her in-laws had gone out.
"You Mi is up, are you hungry, I boiled eight-treasure porridge and bought xiaolongbao." Mother Monkey suddenly appeared in front of Youmi's eyes, so frightened that Youmi almost retreated to the room.
"Mom.. Sorry, I woke up late. Yumi scratched his head and walked out of the room embarrassed.
"What's so embarrassing, it's normal for pregnant women to be sleepy, when I first got pregnant, I almost always fell asleep, I didn't want to stand on the podium at all, as soon as I saw the group of students below, I wanted to vomit!" Mother Monkey said, and also shared with You Mi various interesting stories about her pregnancy.
"Mom, how did you get through the back, it seems that the teacher can't take too long off, right?" You Mi said curiously.
"Yes, that's why every day when I walk on the podium, I have a plum in my mouth, so that I don't want to spit it out when I see those students." Mother Monkey said.
"Eh, but it's inconvenient to talk with Mei!" You Mi said.
"So I didn't speak, and just sent them the exam papers. At that time, I happened to be in the third year of high school, and there were always unfinished exams anyway, so I simply gave them papers in class. Mother Monkey said.
Youmi: Hehe, have you ever thought about your students' feelings?
"Then their later college entrance examination results should be good, right?" You Mi asked, thinking to herself, if you don't do well in the exam, how low should the IQ level of these students be?
"That's right, there are two more who were admitted to Tsinghua University." Mother Monkey said proudly.
So, while You Mi was having breakfast, Mother Monkey told You Mi about taking students back then, and later taking the exam herself, and finally becoming a university professor.
This morning, You Mi deeply felt the differences between people, as well as the ruthless crushing of Mother Monkey's IQ and career.
You Mi thought to herself, how high should the IQ of this monkey Xiaoxin's family be? Will this technical school student affect the IQ of the little monkey in the future, and then lower the average IQ of the monkey family?
If that's the case, then I'm not a sinner of the monkey family.
In order not to let the IQ of the little monkey be affected by his own genes, You Mi decided to be diligent now and start prenatal education for the little monkey.
Originally, she was a little disgusted with prenatal education, and felt that the baby was still in the belly, where did you know that the story you told about the tadpole looking for her mother was to reflect the joy of the little tadpole finding her mother, or the sadness of the mother being found by these abandoned children!
However, after just hearing the monkey mother say that she was pregnant, she began to read English classics to Monkey Xiaoxin, You Mi couldn't be decided, and the little monkey couldn't lose at the start!
So, after breakfast, You Mi put on the prenatal education music, took out the prenatal education picture book, and began to tell the story to the little monkey.
Seeing You Mi sitting in the house telling the story of prenatal education to the little monkey, the monkey mother felt very relieved, the daughter-in-law is not only beautiful, but also so careful and gentle, the little monkey's education will definitely be no problem in the future.
Oh, Mother Monkey, you're having fun too soon!
Maybe he just ate too much, and while reading, You Mi began to feel sleepy, especially under the hypnosis of prenatal music, after reading two short stories, You Mi fell asleep.
"Mom, where's Youmi?" When the time came at noon, Monkey Xiaoxin also came back to eat, and by the way, he looked at his own wife.
The mother monkey was cooking lunch with Xiao Zhang, and she didn't pay attention to Youmi's later situation, so she said casually: "Tell the story of prenatal education to the little monkey in the house!" ”
"Huh?" Monkey Xiaoxin felt that there was something wrong with his ears, as if he heard the monkey mother say that You Mi was telling the story of prenatal education to the little monkey.
Isn't this the sun getting lost and hitting the west and coming out?
Don't talk about storytelling, You Mi didn't even bother to flip through those story picture books, thinking it was too naïve, it was better to find some fashion magazines to read.
"Wife, what story did you tell the little monkey?" With curiosity, Monkey Xiaoxin walked into the house.
But I saw that You Mi was lying on the lazy sofa, holding a picture book, listening to prenatal music, and fell asleep.
"Hahaha!" Monkey Xiaoxin covered his mouth and laughed, You Mi丨 is really a person who will not give prenatal education to children.
In fact, Monkey Xiaoxin looks at things like prenatal education very casually, anyway, he has a high IQ, and he is not afraid of giving birth to a fool.
"Honey, it's time for lunch." Monkey Xiaoxin walked up to You Mi, squatted down, patted the back of her hand, and said.
"Hmm... Ma Ma just told you where you are, oh, I saw Peppa Pig's father sleeping so soundly, and he was snoring sweetly. You Mi rubbed her eyes and continued to tell the story from the picture book.
"I didn't see Peppa Pig's dad snoring, I only saw a rice worm snoring." Monkey Xiaoxin said with a smile.
"Huh... Baba is back, why did you run back at noon. After seeing Monkey Xiaoxin, You Mi gradually came to his senses.
"Come back and eat, and take a look at my wife and the little monkey by the way." Monkey Xiaoxin gently touched You Mi's belly.
"I was just giving prenatal education to the little monkey, maybe I read it too seriously and fell asleep." As he spoke, You Mi yawned.
"yes, why did I read the first story when I saw it!" Monkey Xiaoxin picked up the thin page and said.
"It's the second, and the first is a story about a blank piece of paper." Yumi retorted.
"Oh? What's the story of the blank paper? Monkey Xiaoxin raised his eyebrows and asked.
"That's it, that's it, let me see, it's a blank piece of paper that wants to be a white lotus and doesn't want to be employed." You Mi looked through it and concluded.
"Hahaha, You Mi, you are not suitable for telling prenatal education stories to little monkeys, a good story will change its flavor when it comes out of your mouth!" Monkey Xiaoxin laughed, a white paper omg who wanted to be a white lotus
"But if you don't have prenatal education, I'm afraid the little monkey will lose at the starting line!" You Mi muttered, thinking, I don't want prenatal education yet, if I have this time, it's better to brush Weibo and chase dramas or something.
"Hmm... If you really want prenatal education, let my dad come to the little monkey to read stories, my dad likes to read stories. Monkey Xiaoxin said that others sleep listening to their mother's stories, but Monkey Xiaoxin slept listening to his father's stories when he was a child.
Because, Mother Monkey always reads him stories in English, and he doesn't understand them at all. is still a monkey dad who is more down-to-earth, and he reads all the stories in the drawing book, as well as the four famous books.
"In that case, will our parents think I'm too lazy and don't even want to tell a prenatal education story." You Mi worried.
"What are you afraid of, anyway, you are so sleepy now, you fall asleep while talking about it, it is better to fall asleep listening to others." Monkey Xiaoxin pinched You Mi's little cocked nose and said.
"Well, then let our dad read a story to the little monkey." You Mi thinks this method is very good, otherwise every time she picks up the prenatal education picture book, she will close her eyes in two or three minutes, and it is estimated that the voice that the little monkey hears in her stomach is only her voice.
When Monkey Xiaoxin came back from work at night, he saw You Mi sitting on the sofa with his eyes closed, and Monkey Dad sitting next to him reading Dream of Red Mansions.
"After reading for an afternoon, when Xiaoyou is sober, he will discuss the plot in the Dream of Red Mansions with your father, close his eyes and rest when he is sleepy, and your father will continue to read. Your dad is so happy, no one has heard him read a story for a long time. Mother Monkey walked up to Monkey Xiaoxin and whispered.
Since Daddy Monkey retired, he has been a little bored, and although some universities want to hire him back, they politely refuse due to physical problems.
Unlike Mother Monkey, she has to go to Polytechnic University several times a week to take classes.
Now, when he has nothing to do, he goes to play chess with his old friends, study calligraphy and painting, and discuss major events at home and abroad.
Now, the daughter-in-law asked him to read the prenatal education story to his future grandson, but he was so happy that he immediately moved out the four famous books that had been treasured for a long time.
Although the daughter-in-law is going to fall asleep when she listens to it, it doesn't matter, as long as the little grandson can hear it.
At noon the next day, when Monkey Xiaoxin came back to eat, he found that Father Monkey was telling the story of "Tortoise and Rabbit Race" to You Mi's stomach, and he was still very energetic, saying that he should not underestimate the enemy, no matter how weak the other party is.
You Mi was still nodding his head there, saying that the little rabbit was too arrogant, and then said that his cousin was called Little Rabbit, just like this little rabbit, he had a tail all day long, but he was proud, and when he lost to the turtle one day, it was too late to cry.
Monkey Xiaoxin: Little rabbit, your sister is talking about you behind your back again, and she is still talking very energetically!
I know, I'm lying down again╮(╯▽╰)╭
When Monkey Xiaoxin came back in the evening, the person who began to tell the story of prenatal education was replaced by Mother Monkey, who was holding an English version of "Jane Eyre" and telling the little monkey the legendary story about Ms. Jane Eyre!
Looking at the mother monkey spitting there and impassioned, and then looking at You Mi's stupid look of looking at the mother monkey rolling up and down with a confused face, trying to understand one or two words, Monkey Xiaoxin felt a burst of amusement.
"It's good that Xiaoyou is here, let's make our house lively." Father Monkey stood behind Monkey Xiaoxin, wiped his glasses and said.
In order to give the little monkey prenatal education, Father Monkey read Dream of Red Mansions again, and found that he could actually use "Dream of Red Mansions" as a harem to enjoy, which is so interesting!
Since then, the monkey father and the monkey mother have one more hobby - telling prenatal education stories to the little monkeys.
Father Monkey staged the four masterpieces, Mother Monkey staged the English classics, and You Mi played the role of a radio, transmitting the prenatal education content of Father Monkey and Mother Monkey into the ears of the little monkey.
And Monkey Xiaoxin played the role of the melon-eating masses, watching the family perform an ode to joy there.