Chapter 80: If you win, I'll be from you
"Big-bellied woman, you take it easy!" After everyone sat down, You Mi ordered some takeout, and while serving Xiao Yu to eat supper, he served tea and poured water for everyone, and he was very busy.
It was Xiao Yu's nanny, who had nothing to do, sipping melon seeds and watching everyone play cards next to her, with a comfortable face.
You Mi has never seen Monkey Xiaoxin play mahjong, and he doesn't know how his card skills are. I know that Song Xiaojian has good card skills and is a veteran. As for Zhang Qi, whether it's good or not, it's all up to luck.
As for Xiao Yu, her card skills are also good, but looking at her like this tonight, it doesn't look like she's here to play mahjong, but like she's coming to see a play.
Xiao Yu looked at You Mi, squeezing his eyes and eyebrows, looking like a three-eight look. You Mi thought to herself, if she hadn't seen that she was pregnant, she would have been dragged to the women's toilet and beaten up.
You Mi never thought that his predecessor and current (Monkey Xiaoxin is equal to the current one) would appear on the same mahjong table at the same time. Fortunately, I don't have many exes, otherwise I'm afraid there will be more than one table.
The seemingly calm mahjong table was turbulent, except for Xiao Yu, the other three all held their breath, as if they were not playing mahjong, but a war.
The four of them threw a plate of sieves, and Monkey Xiaoxin had the largest points, so the first plate was thrown by Monkey Xiaoxin.
After shuffling the cards, Monkey Xiaoxin threw out the sieve, and the four of them began to touch the cards.
"Two cylinders!" Monkey Xiaoxin played the first card.
"Bump!" Song Xiaojian immediately rushed to bump into it.
Yumi: This is just the beginning, it's so intense o(╯□╰)o
It's Monkey Xiaoxin's turn again, "Chicken!" ”
"Bump!" Song Xiaojian snatched it again.
Monkey Xiaoxin sneered and continued to look at the cards.
It was Monkey Xiaoxin's turn again, "Three of a kind!" ”
"Bump!" Song Xiaojian snatched it ruthlessly again.
"I've touched it three times in a row, and the years that I said were good are quiet?" Zhang Qi complained.
"Hahaha! Third brother, the only thing missing on this table is the card that has been quiet. Xiao Yu laughed and laughed, thinking that Song Xiaojian was clearly targeting Monkey Xiaoxin.
However, looking at Monkey Xiaoxin, he still has a calm face, and even has a hint of a smile on it.
"Gojo!" Monkey Xiaoxin played the card.
"Huh!" Song Xiaojian flipped over his cards, said to everyone with a smile, and provoked Monkey Xiaoxin with his eyes.
Monkey Xiaoxin faced Song Xiaojian's provocation and took out a playing card from the drawer and gave it to Song Xiaojian.
The second round began, and after everyone finished drawing the cards, You Mi observed everyone's faces.
Xiao Yu still looks indifferent, although all the cards in his hand are rotten cards.
Zhang Qi, his face was pale, and it seemed that the cards in his hand were not very good.
Song Xiaojian, with a smug face, it seems that his luck tonight is good.
Monkey Xiaoxin, hmm... I couldn't tell what the expression was. You Mi found that Monkey Xiaoxin was always giggling in front of him, but in front of others, joy and anger would not be put on his face, making people unable to figure out his thoughts.
In this round, it was still Song Xiaojian who kept snatching the cards played by Monkey Xiaoxin, and Monkey Xiaoxin was unhurriedly touching the cards and looking at the cards, not taking Song Xiaojian's difficulties in his eyes at all.
It's Zhang Qi, maybe the cards are not good, and the luck is not good, so he has a sad face.
You Mi took the opportunity to take a look at his cards, damn, rotten into a puddle of mud!
In the second round, it was still Song Xiaojian who played the monkey Xiaoxin card, and Zhang Qi, who was originally holding a bad hand, did not light the gun.
Therefore, Zhang Qi's face was obviously relaxed, and Song Xiaojian's pride was even worse, but Monkey Xiaoxin still looked light, and even when he handed the playing cards to Song Xiaojian, he handled them lightly, and he couldn't see the loss at all.
Monkey Xiaoxin: What should it look like to lose a card?
You Mi: Of course, it was like thunder, his face was red, and his muscles were exposed!
Monkey Xiaoxin: What you said was like a fight, and we're playing cards now.
You Mi: You won ╮(╯▽╰)╭
The third round began, Song Xiaojian was still aggressive, staring at Monkey Xiaoxin fighting, but Monkey Xiaoxin still followed everyone's rhythm unhurriedly.
However, although Monkey Xiaoxinyun was light and light, he still lit Song Xiaojian's cannon in the third round.
played three rounds in a row, all of which were Song Xiaojian's winning cards, and all of them were Monkey Xiaoxin's cannons, which made You Mi have to suspect that Song Xiaojian was targeting Monkey Xiaoxin.
You Mi: It's a bit deceitful! Is my monkey a random bully for you?
Seeing that Monkey Xiaoxin still looked indifferent, You Mi hated that iron was not steel, so he took out his mobile phone and sent a WeChat message to Monkey Xiaoxin.
"Do you know how to play mahjong? If you don't get up, let my sister come! ”
Hearing the mobile phone ringing, Monkey Xiaoxin took it out and looked at it, and then the corners of his mouth couldn't help but rise.
"Distressed?" Monkey Xiaoxin replied.
"I feel sorry for money!"
"Oh, I have a lot of money, I'm not afraid."
"It's not about losing with a lot of money!"
"It's time to send benefits to the people's police (*╹▽╹*)"
"It's better to give it to him to support Zhang Qi's jungle adventure!"
"Well, it seems to make sense, then I'll lose to Zhang Qi."
"No one is allowed to lose!"
"Well, what do you want me to do?"
"Win!"
"And then?"
"If you win, I'll be from you!"
After reading this WeChat, Monkey Xiaoxin immediately looked up at You Mi and found that she was also looking at herself.
Looking at You Mi's increasingly red face, Monkey Xiaoxin replied: "If you win, you will be my girlfriend?" ”
"Yes!"
"It's a deal!"
"Five horses split into corpses!"
"Haha!" Monkey Xiaoxin couldn't hold back and laughed.
"Brother Monkey, are you stupid to lose?" Xiao Yu quipped.
"No, I just made a bet with someone." Monkey Xiaoxin smiled, then glanced at You Mi and found that she was lowering her head, deliberately not looking at herself.
"Oh (three sounds).. What kind of bet? Xiao Yu asked, his tone quite ambiguous.
"Bet on the events of my life." When Monkey Xiaoxin said this, he was staring at You Mi.
Hearing this, You Mi suddenly raised his head and happened to crash into Monkey Xiaoxin's eyes. When she saw herself in Monkey Xiaoxin's eyes, her face was full of shame and her eyes were bright.
This is a sign of spring, right?
You Mi: Just confirming the relationship between lovers, how can it become a lifelong event?
Monkey Xiaoxin: Oh, my mind is more jumpy.
"Hahaha! Good luck with that! Xiao Yu smiled ambiguously, and glanced at Youmi, and found that she was looking at Monkey Xiaoxin with a red face, and Monkey Xiaoxin was looking at her with a smile in his eyes.
Between the two, there seems to be an invisible wave stirring.
Xiao Yu looked at Zhang Qi and Song Xiaojian again, the former was looking at his cards intently, and didn't seem to know what was happening around him; The latter, on the other hand, looked at Monkey Xiaoxin with a dark face, and then looked at You Mi with a sad expression.
It's a pity that whether it is Monkey Xiaoxin or You Mi, his mind is not on him. In this mahjong, no matter whether Song Xiaojian can win to the end or not, he will eventually lose You Mi.
It should be said that he lost as early as four years ago.
"Huh... Why don't you fight? Brother Monkey, it's time for you to play your cards, right? After counting his cards, Zhang Qi looked up at the table, and found that Monkey Xiaoxin had not yet played his cards.
"I'm sorry, I'm distracted." Monkey Xiaoxin put down his phone and smiled at Zhang Qi.
"Four-of-a-kind!" Monkey Xiaoxin played the card.
"Bump!" Song Xiaojian was still staring at Monkey Xiaoxin fighting.
When Song Xiaojian played the cards, I saw him throw the cards to the table fiercely, as if he was taking the cards to get angry, "Seven cylinders!" ”
"Kong!" Monkey Xiaoxin grabbed the bar, then touched a card, smiled, and said: "The bar is on the flower!" ”
Song Xiaojian: -_-||
Zhang Qi: Brother Monkey is mighty!
Xiao Yu: Yo, this drama is getting better and better.
You Mi: Hehe, sister gave you strength?
Monkey Xiaoxin: The first three rounds are just(* ̄) ̄*)a warm-up
In the fourth round, Monkey Xiaoxin has been holding back, no touching cards, and no other moves, You Mi feels that Monkey Xiaoxin is holding back his big move.
And Song Xiaojian was still staring at Monkey Xiaoxin fighting, playing flamboyantly.
"Find out the same color from 丨丨!" Sure enough, it's holding back a big move!
"Brother Monkey, are you counterattacking?" Xiao Yu took out the playing cards, handed them to Monkey Xiaoxin, and looked at Monkey Xiaoxin's cards with his body attached, "Wow! You've made such a good hand without making a sound, you're so scheming! ”
"Sister, be careful of your belly!" You Mi hurriedly pulled Xiao Yu back, for fear that she would knock her stomach.
However, You Mi still glanced at Monkey Xiaoxin's card, and it was really tricky.
Song Xiaojian snorted coldly in his heart, feeling that Monkey Xiaoxin won purely by luck.
A new round began, and Monkey Xiaoxin did not make a big name this time, but directly ordered Song Xiaojian's cannon.
In the next few rounds, Monkey Xiaoxin either touched himself or ordered Song Xiaojian's cannon, beating Song Xiaojian into a panic.
However, the more you panic, the more you lose, and the more you lose, the more panic you get.
In the end, after winning Song Xiaojian's cards, Monkey Xiaoxin felt that he could stop.
"Ahem, let's stop here today, it's almost 1 o'clock, and there's a pregnant woman!" Monkey Xiaoxin said, ready to clean up the stall.
"Want to leave if you win?" Song Xiaojian said coldly, making it clear that he didn't want to admit defeat.
"It's really late, I'll make an appointment next time, everyone knows each other anyway, haha!" Zhang Qi, who has no heart and lungs, probably didn't notice the turmoil tonight, and just looked at his cards.
Xiao Yu yawned and said, "Isn't it already clear who wins and who loses?" ”
Xiao Yu's words mean something else, even if he is two hundred and five like Zhang Qi, he can hear it.
"Hehe, in fact, it doesn't matter if you win or lose, being a man, being happy is the most important thing, isn't it?" As he spoke, Zhang Qi also patted Song Xiaojian's shoulder.
"Monkey Xiaoxin, let's send Xiao Yu back together." You Mi looked at Monkey Xiaoxin and wanted to end this embarrassing scene as soon as possible.
"No, let Brother Monkey send you home, I'll be accompanied by Sister Li!" Xiao Yu felt that Monkey Xiaoxin's bet must be inseparable from You Mi, so he wanted to give the two more opportunities to be alone.
"No, it's a big night, you and Sister Li are both defenseless and weak women, and it's not far away." You Mi insisted, she was not at ease!
"You're mentally retarded!" Xiao Yu retorted.
"Haha, let's go, Xiao Yu." Monkey Xiaoxin smiled, thinking that Xiao Yu was a living treasure.
"That's... Let's go first, you two be careful on the way! You Mi looked at Zhang Qi and Song Xiaojian and said.
"Don't worry, rice, you and Brother Monkey should be careful on the road!" Zhang Qi smiled and waved at them, thinking that next time he came back, he should attend their wedding.
"Well, goodbye." Song Xiaojian nodded at You Mi and drove away.
This is the last time You Mi and Song Xiaojian will meet, maybe the fate of the two is over, even if they are both in Sichuan C, they have never met again.
As for Zhang Qi, every time he came out of the mountains, he would ask for upstream rice and Ertong and give them gifts, which were still all kinds of strange things.
However, Monkey Xiaoxin is quite rare of these things, and has specially prepared a storage room to put the gifts that Zhang Qi brought to You Mi.
You Mi thought to herself, why don't you go on an adventure with him.
Tonight, Monkey Xiaoxin not only won mahjong, but also won Youmi.
And You Mi completely walked out of the shadow of the past and officially welcomed Monkey Xiaoxin to settle in his heart......