Chapter 6 Fighting Wisdom and Winning by Skill
Jie'er was dressed in a yellow Luo skirt, her hair was combed in a bun, her face was as pink as a peach blossom, her eyes were clear and she looked to the bottom, and her thin lips were lightly opened: "Second senior brother, it's very punctual!" β
Qing Yu was wearing a cyan martial robe, his sword eyebrows stood slightly, and he said slowly: "Today's comparison, I don't know what the topic is?" β
Jie'er sat in the pavilion, looked at Qing Xiu and Qing Feng Qingjin, and the corners of her mouth were lightly raised: "Second senior brother will come up with a question first!" And then let me out! If you don't win or lose, then come out again... I don't know what the second senior brother thinks? β
"That's it! Today, you and I are going to compete for the strength of men or women, and if you lose, you are not allowed to cheat! Qing Yu was afraid that if his elf-quirky little sister cried again, he would have to say that he would lose even if he won.
Jie'er guessed Qingyu's thoughts, and deliberately teased him: "I don't promise that I won't cry!" Seeing Qingyu's face turn white, Jie'er laughed: "Okay, tease you!" Senior brother, hurry up and come up with the question! β
Qing Yu breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Women's skills must be inferior to men, how are you and me better than martial arts?" β
Jie'er smiled and said to Qing Xiu: "Daddy, I thought that the second senior brother was very honest, so it seems that the second senior brother is also very shrewd!" β
Qingyu's face flushed and said, "Let my junior sister make fun of me!" β
Jie'er jumped in front of Qingyu and said with a smile: "If you don't let me use acupuncture, then you are not allowed to use internal strength!" We click on the temple to win! β
"Okay," Qingyu said, making a gesture to start fighting.
"I wouldn't have worn my daughter's outfit if I knew I was going to fight!" Jie'er took off Luo's skirt and left the pants inside. The sleeves were rolled up, revealing snow-white arms. Long hair on a plate, ready for war. I don't know that Qingyu's face has already turned red, don't look away.
"Senior brother, what's wrong with you?" Jie'er wondered.
"Girls are not allowed to take off their clothes casually, and... You can't just show your arms..." Qing Yu said hesitantly.
What should be the matter with Jie'er! It turned out to be an ancient old feudal! Jie'er doesn't want to let her sleeves get in the way! Regardless of Qingyu, who was still shy, he made a direct move.
Qingyu hurriedly accepted the call and asked strangely: "Senior sister, where did you learn kung fu, it's so strange?" β
"This... Self-created..." Jie'er couldn't help but reply. This karate was taught by my father when I was a child, and Sanda went to a military medical university. Combine it and it's your own!
Qing Yu couldn't help but sigh, his junior sister was really not an ordinary woman. This kung fu move is really powerful.
Seeing that Qing Yu was distracted for a while, Jie'er turned around and walked around behind Qing Yu, pointed at Qing Yu's temple with her left hand, and blocked Qing Yu's attack with her right hand. Just 0Β·0001 seconds away, Jie'er narrowly won!
"Oh yes! I won! Jie'er cheered happily. Hurry up and put on your clothes and comb your hair. smiled and waved to Qingyu.
Qing Yu paused for a moment, he really didn't expect to lose, it seems that he really underestimated Bai Jie'er.
Qing Jin clapped his hands and said, "Wonderful! It's wonderful! My sister's skills are really eye-opening for me! β
Jie'er was so happy that she couldn't close her mouth, but she still said modestly: "If the second senior brother uses internal strength, I'm afraid I won't be able to pass three moves!" β
"Qingyu loses the heart of the mouth! Sister, you're right. If you are too underestimated, you will lose! Qingyu is so arrogant! I lost! Qingyu arched his hand and said to Jie'er.
"Isn't it up to me to take the test? Throw in the towel now! If you are not confident, you will lose! Jie'er protested.
"What a 'if you are not confident, you will lose'! Sister, you're so interesting! Qing Feng smiled: "Third junior brother, you can't admit defeat now!" The junior sister hasn't had enough! β
Qingyu hesitated: "Senior sister, please ask the question!" β
Jie'er smiled slyly and said, "I'll only ask you three questions, and if you answer one correctly, you won!" "Ask you a few brain teasers, and ask if you're stupid!" Brother, what do you think it is? Jie'er held out a finger.
"One," Qingyu replied.
Jie'er stretched out two more fingers and asked, "What about this?" β
"Two" Qingyu was a little puzzled.
"Question 1: What is one plus two?" Jie'er stretched out two fingers and smiled wickedly.
"Two!" After Qingyu finished speaking, Jie'er laughed so much that her stomach hurt. Qing Jin also laughed, and Qing Feng secretly admired Jie'er's wit. Qing Xiu touched his beard and saw Qing Yu's reflection.
Qingyu realized that she had made a mistake and was remorseful.
Jie'er couldn't help but laugh and continued to ask, "Where is the place with the highest mortality rate in the world?" β
Qingyu thought for a long time and replied, "War! β
Jie'er laughed again: "Is war a place? The second senior brother is so stupid... HeheΒ·Β·Β· The answer is... It's in bed! β
The other three looked like 'I see', Qingyu's face turned iron blue, and he secretly scolded himself for not thinking of it.
"Ask the simplest one... What is there on a man's face that is incurable? "It's really the easiest! Jie'er has already given in.
Qingyu pondered for a long time, and finally only said three words: "I don't know!" β
Jie'er looked at Qingyu in disappointment, she thought he could guess correctly! Who knew he was so stupid!
"It's a beard!" A voice sounded, it was... Qingjin!
Jie'er walked towards Qing Jin and said admiringly: "The third senior brother is smart enough!" "I didn't expect this ancient man to be able to guess the brain teaser of modern people!
"Where! Not half as much as my sister..." Qing Jin smiled.
"Then today is the junior sister's victory!" Qing Feng made a final summary.
Jie'er hugged her hands to her chest and said, "Second Senior Brother, you can't underestimate women from now on!" β
Qing Yu arched his hand and said: "Naturally, naturally! β
"Happy today! Miss Ben is going to make a few dishes for you to taste..." After speaking, he sang the Henan opera "Mulan", "The second senior brother's speech is too biased, who said that women enjoy leisure." Men fight to the border, women weave in their homes. He went to farm during the day and spun cotton at night. Work hard day and night, so that the soldiers can have this food, drink and clothing. If you don't believe it, please look at this body, our shoes and socks, as well as clothes and shirts, thousands of needles and threads are where they are... There are many heroines who also take credit for building and killing enemies for the country from generation to generation. These women are not as good as men..."
Qing Feng asked Qing Xiu in a low voice, "Master, what is this singing?" β
I saw Qing Xiu smiling and shaking his headΒ·Β·Β·Β·Β·Β·Β·Β·