"Lao Deng, hurry up and calculate for me, who I was in my last life." Sitting on the sofa of Lao Deng's house, my eyebrows were about to fly to the sky.

I have to say, the tiger looks disgusting, but in fact it is very kind, after the god is gone, the little poem is like lightning into my arms, I was trying to hug her and make love, but I didn't expect the girl to snatch her sickle, and I couldn't put it down, which made me baffled. It wasn't until Gui Die showed up and told me that I didn't know that the tiger was not spitting to disgust me, but that it had added a coating to Xiao Shi's scythe similar to the enchantment in the game. The white tiger belongs to gold, and it eats ghosts with the two gods of the underworld all the year round, its saliva not only makes the sickle sharper and stronger, but also has the effect of destroying demons and punishing evil, and now the sharpness of the sickle of the poem is far greater than that of the village, and the lethality of the ghost has been greatly improved.

After explaining to me, Gui Die asked Lao Deng to find a rag mop or something, and went to clean up the living room that was a little messy by the battle, and Yu Luo, whose face was still a little pale, actually picked up the rag and helped with the work. But in the process of working, this girl will always look up at me from time to time, as if she is working to do what seems to me. And I pulled Lao Deng and Zheng Shao to sit on the sofa and discuss what Shen Di's last sentence meant.

Heavenly King, this title really sounds bluffing. In classical Chinese mythology, there are five heavenly kings, first of all, the king of the eastern kingdom who guards the four directions, the king of growth in the south, the king of wide eyes in the west, the king of Duowen in the north, and then the king of Tota who has been on the stage of mythology since the Tang Dynasty. Interestingly, this Tota Heavenly King is said to be a combination of the famous Tang Dynasty general Li Jing and the Heavenly King of Bishamen in Indian Buddhism. And no matter which of these five heavenly kings is singled out, it is enough to bluff people, and it is by no means as two as played in Journey to the West. It wouldn't be unusual if these five Heavenly Kings and the two Ghost Emperors met a thousand years ago, but the problem is that I really don't feel like any Heavenly Kings.

"You let me do the math for you, it's too, I'm just a novelist, it seems that you are a god." Lao Deng was entangled by me with black lines all over his head, "By the way, you haven't had any strange dreams or anything before?" Dream that you are wearing golden armor and stepping on colorful auspicious clouds or something? ”

", I'm not a monkey." I gave him a middle finger in disdain.

"I think the king of heaven doesn't necessarily have to be an immortal." Zheng Shao, who had been confused, suddenly spoke, "If it was a thousand years ago, I would have known a person called the Heavenly King, and you must know this person. ”

"Don't sell it, hurry up and say, which." Lao Deng and I collectively despised someone's deliberate betrayal.

"The Tota Heavenly King Chao Gai in the Water Margin." Zheng Shao is quite serious.

"No, isn't it......" Who is Chao Gai, one of the most unlucky people in the Water Margin, after the wisdom of the birth gang, forced to Liangshan, got the old leader of Liangshan, set up his own mountain, and then recruited troops to buy horses and accumulate grass and grain, and recruited heroes all over the world, but was shot by someone in Zengtou City~ , uh, no, he was shot in the face with a poisoned arrow, and he hung gorgeously. It's really sad. If I am the Tota Heavenly King Chao Gai, then I am not going to suffocate to death? Look at the reincarnated slut in the old Deng book, Kong Ming, hey, why did you get covered by me here......

The sound of "buzzing ......" came from the direction of the study, and everyone stopped what they were doing and looked at the study cautiously.

"I said, Shen Hao, it seems that the computer has started again, is there any other ghost?" Old Deng looked at me worriedly, a little scared of the way the study looked.

"There should be." I suddenly remembered the scene I saw at the door that day, and I couldn't help laughing, two female ghosts were frantically picking up a male ghost's pants there, and now the two female ghosts are ambushed, and the rest are still making trouble, could it be the male ghost?

Xiao Shi was a little eager to try the enhanced scythe she had just acquired, but I held it down. That; No matter how you look at it, the two female ghosts are here to trouble Lao Deng, and the male ghosts who are fighting with them may still be on our side.

When I dragged Lao Deng into his study, the WORD document on the computer screen made us both open our mouths wide, and we saw that there seemed to be an invisible person typing out lines of words like crazy typing on the keyboard:

Update, hurry up and update! No delays! Don't do your job! We're going to see the update! Look at the update! Curse you a minute late, a little bird a little shorter......

This one is speechless. I only felt that the corners of my mouth were twitching, and I turned my head to look at Lao Deng, who was also twitching next to me, "I said, are your readers urging changes like this?" ”

"I, how do I know...... So, one is enough. Lao Deng stretched out his hand to touch the keyboard, but he didn't dare.

The words on the screen are still brushing out, nothing new, and the main content is two words - urging changes.

"It seems that it was this madman who made a fuss in your house at the beginning, Lao Deng, you are really happy, what a good reader this is." I tried to hold back my laughter, my forehead was dripping, this was really an internal injury. Especially when I think of the scene of a king and a queen playing crotch defense, I can't be calm.

"Such happiness, let's send it to you......"

"Didn't you see my daughter? And the kimono beauty who cleaned your house, I'm enough, you better take it yourself. "I said, but I still sat down in the chair in front of the computer, reached out and tapped twice on the monitor, "I said, brother, we have met once, can you introduce yourself first?" I think there are some things that we should talk about. ”

The cursor on WORD paused for a moment, then changed the line and typed out a new content: Actually, there is nothing to introduce, I am a ghost who loves to read, I remember that I was a student when I was alive, and the bed in my dormitory was near the door and window, and our school would turn off the lights and power as soon as it arrived, but there was a light in the corridor, so I often took the novels I rented from the bookstore and read them through the light through the door and window. That night, I rented a set of beautiful novels, sat on the bed and read them for a long time, and when I was ready to go to bed, I found that it was already dark and the book was really good, so I continued reading. In the morning, noon, afternoon, and until dinner, our boss finally climbed up and slapped me on the ass, and said to me: "Er, you love to read, at least get up and have a meal, you want to die!" "I thought the boss had a point, so I jumped out of bed and went to have some dinner, but as soon as I got out of bed, I felt black in front of me and didn't know anything. By the time I became conscious again, I was already a ghost.

Wonderful, this is really a wonderful, read the novel and see death, how many people can there be in the world? "And then?"

The words continued to appear on the document: Later, I thought it was okay, at least I went into the bookstore to read a book, I didn't have to spend money anymore, and even if it was dark, it wouldn't affect my reading, and I wouldn't be hungry. I couldn't finish reading books, but bookstores were closing one by one, and it wasn't until the last rented bookstore near the school closed that I suddenly noticed that people no longer had to read paper books, but began to read books with computers and mobile phones. So I got into the computer network. I found that the books I had read before were just a drop in the ocean compared to the books here, so I read frantically, kept reading, and then came across the book "The Great Yin". In fact, it's not slow for the author to change two or three chapters a day, but as a storyteller, I still hope to see more, a little more.

"So you're here to urge the change?" From the reflection of the screen, I can see that the corners of Lao Deng's mouth twitched even more, others met ghosts because they committed taboos or bad luck, and he met ghosts because of the urging of super enthusiastic readers.

yes, so I'm here to urge the change. But I'm not just making trouble for him, I'm also protecting him, buddy, you see, I'm fighting two female ghosts.

I laughed, it's really cute, fighting two female ghosts, tsk, why am I resisting that no matter how I look at it? "Lao Deng, do you have anything to say, people support your work so much."

"Alas, as long as you don't scare me, it's easy to say anything." Lao Deng shrugged his shoulders, "I said, buddy, let's do it, don't scare me, if you scare me, I'll write slowly, it's better like this, you're a ghost, you tell me about the ghost you encountered, and then I'll write it, let's write this book together, don't you think?" Your material, I'll process it, it must be interesting. ”

The ghost in the computer did not hesitate for a moment, and when Lao Deng's voice landed, a big word "Cheng" appeared on the screen.

"Then, what happened between you and me this time is our first time working together, and I will write it as a story in "The Great Shadow", but in addition to not scaring me again, you have to promise me one thing."

What's up?

"Tell me before you help me make noodles next time, the last time you soaked that bowl, the noodles were almost as thick as chopsticks when I found out!"

……

I gave up the chair to Lao Deng, maybe, for him, the reader is the closest person, even if there is a ghost opposite, there is nothing to be afraid of, it is estimated that this time it will not be long before it will appear in his novel, and I am really looking forward to it. Okay, pack up my things and go to overtake Qiao Jie's ghost stranded in the hotel, I can go to Sister Yixin with peace of mind, I believe that Xiaoquan and their side will not let me down.

Tian Tian, don't worry, if it's something you entrust me, go up the knife mountain and go down to the oil pot, I, Shen Hao, will definitely not frown!