A kingdom is not enough to dampen Yumi's confidence in blind dates. So, she didn't wait long, and came to Liangzhiyuan again to meet a new blind date.

After summing up the lessons of the kingdom, You Mi dressed more conservatively this time, and specially chose a long skirt that did not show her breasts, and the long skirt fell to the ground, covering You Mi's long legs. And also straightened her hair, parted bangs, light makeup, and turned a fairy into a fairy.

What remains unchanged is still a super high return rate.

As always, Yumi pushed open the door of Liangmu Yuan (this door has been pushed open by Youmi's small hand countless times), and swept the men present with his eyes, and saw that not far away, a young man with a round face, flat head, and glasses beckoned to her with a smile.

Just like in the photo, I love to laugh and laugh cutely.

You Mi smiled and walked over with small broken steps (173 is really embarrassing for her), You Mi smiled and introduced herself, and then sat down and waited for the man to speak.

"Oh, you're so young! I'm going to look up. The man first sighed at You Mi's height, and then made a brief self-introduction.

"Hello You Beauty, my name is Lin Shuang." The man named Lin Shuang said with a smile.

"No way, the genes are good, I still want to be shorter, so I don't have to look down on everyone." Yumi, be careful with your wording.

"Haha, you're so funny!" Lin Shuang laughed, he looked hearty, and he was as good as his name.

Then the two began to chat, and the scene was very harmonious for a while, and cheerful laughter could be heard from time to time. Even You Mi couldn't help but start yy, and the scene of his future relationship with Lin Shuang must be very joyful.

With Song Xiaojian's experience, You Mi felt that in the future, he would still have to find a simple-minded person to be his boyfriend. After all, she didn't have the delicate heart to guess what the other party really thought.

Until......

"He's X, I think I've seen you before, it turned out to be at a party at Yang's second sister-in-law's house." After Lin Shuang learned that he had a relationship with You Mi, he excitedly burst out with swear words.

You Mi almost squirted out the sparkling water, but she didn't expect that this simple-looking Lin Shuang would also be rude.

Calm down! It's normal for a man to be rough once in a while, so don't mind.

"You don't know, we do the project, that is, the money is particularly difficult to collect, especially like the kind of government department, he x, every time I encounter a government list, I don't want to take it, but there is no way, if you don't take yourself, you will be troubled, he x!" When Lin Shuang talked about his work, he was quite excited, and greeted other people's mothers several times in succession.

You Mi smiled and comforted Lin Shuang and asked him to suppress his anger. By the way, he tried to change the topic, lest Lin Shuang explode again.

But no matter what topic is discussed, whether it is happy or angry, Lin Shuang will be rude, as if happy and unhappy can be vented with dirty words.

You Mi comforted herself again: Lin Shuang is an engineer, and his personality is relatively bold, and bold people will inevitably speak informally. As long as you have a good heart, some bad habits can be corrected.

Thinking of this, You Mi stretched out his embarrassed face and continued to smile and chat with Lin Shuang.

"Sister, I'll go to the toilet, I drink too much water, you can sit down first." Lin Shuang went to the bathroom after speaking.

Yumi let out a breath and pinched his cheek, which had stiffened a little from smiling for too long.

In less than two minutes, Lin Shuang came out of the bathroom with a smile, and as soon as he sat down, he picked up the cup and drank water.

You Mi fixed his eyes on Lin Shuang's hand holding the cup: It's dry!

You Mi secretly glanced at Lin Shuang's other hand and found that it was also dry, not even a little water stain.

At this time, Virgo You Mi began to reverie about turtle hair: Why are your hands dry, are they not washed? But when you go to the toilet, you wash your hands, especially men, when men pee, they will take out the birds......

If a man does not wash his hands after peeing, won't his hands be stained with a lot of bacteria?

Oh my! Yumi could no longer look directly at the hands and the cup he had touched.

Goosebumps popped up one after another......

After that, You Mi was in a state of fugue, so much so that she didn't remember what Lin Shuang said later, but kept an embarrassed but smiling expression.

After the meeting, Lin Shuang wanted to leave You Mi's QQ number, saying that he would often contact him in the future, and he seemed to have a good impression of You Mi.

"Did he wash his hands?" Youmi has been struggling with this problem and sent me a text message asking for help.

How would I know that I didn't go to the toilet with him again.

"Why do you bother with this question all the time? Maybe he's wiped it clean. "Leo's I can't understand Virgo's turtle hair.

"But I can't see even a single water stain."

"What if someone is careful and wipes the water stains clean?"

"Oh."

"As long as the person is good, you must be the same." But don't let the second Song Xiaojian appear again, it's not as good as the inside and the outside, and it also harbors evil intentions.

"Well, the person is very good, with a cheerful personality and a very good look."

"That's fine, let's try to get in touch first."

"Okay ヾ(◍°∇°◍)ノ゙"

That night, Lin Shuang added You Mi's QQ, and the two chatted all night.

You Mi also left the question of "he didn't wash his hands" behind him.

After the two chatted for a few days, Lin Shuang asked You Mi to eat hot pot, and You Mi happily went.

Eating hot pot and drinking cold beer on a hot day, the collision of ice and fire makes me feel comfortable when I think about it.

Both of them have heavy tastes, and they coincide in eating. The bottom of the pot is spicy, with fresh peppers as condiments, and two boxes of cold beer.

The two of them were eating hot pot and drinking cold beer, chatting about the mountains.

"I'm X! The taste of this hot pot restaurant is really refreshing. Lin Shuang took a bite of food and wine, and he was sweating profusely.

You Mi was already immune to Lin Shuang's foul language, although he felt that it was a bit inconsistent with his own baby face.

"Well, brother, the duck intestines are cooked, and you can pick them up." You Mi picked up the chopsticks with the duck intestines from the pot, stuffed the duck intestines into his mouth, and a mouthful of oil flowed out of his mouth.

"I'm X! The duck intestines are so crispy and delicious! Lin Shuang also chewed on the duck intestines, stained with a mouthful of oil.

Lin Shuang's amount of wine is good, and after solving a case of cold beer with You Mi, he is still in the same state.

However, if you drink too much, you will inevitably have to go to the toilet.

"Sister, I'll go put some water and come back, you eat first." After speaking, Lin Shuang trotted to the toilet.

"Well, remember to put it clean, there's still a box here." Yu Mi waved his chopsticks.

It didn't take long for Lin Shuang to trot back again, continuing to eat hot pot and drink cold beer.

You Mi didn't hold back again, glanced at Lin Shuang's hands, and found that they were actually dry again, and there were still no water stains.

Brother, have you washed your hands?

Because he began to struggle with this problem again, You Mi didn't even have the mood to eat hot pot.

Maintaining an embarrassed but smiling expression, Lin Shuang kept pouring wine. Finally, he successfully put Lin Shuang down.

Because the place where the hot pot was eaten was very close to the "butterfly with broken wings", You Mi called Da Ou to help carry the drunk unconscious Lin Shuang away.

"Sister, I've drunk another macho man!" Da Ou took a look at Lin Shuang's body, although he was not tall, he had tendons and flesh all over his body.

Yumi is really a macho terminator.

"Oh, let me ask you a personal question." You Mi supported Lin Shuang while looking at Da Ou.

"What is the private question, how private is it?" Da Ou was alert for a while, for fear that You Mi would ask a heart-wrenching question.

"You wash your hands after peeing, don't you?" You Mi is not beating around the bush.

"Nonsense, it's basic hygiene, okay." Da Ou stuffed Lin Shuang into the back seat of the car and took a breath, "Besides, if I don't wash my hands after peeing, will your sister Xiang let me touch him?" ”

"Also, that's... Sister Xiang washes her hands after peeing? You Mi then asked.

"Wow, what's wrong with you today? Why don't you go in and see if we go to the toilet later? Da Ou was speechless, feeling that today's tour of rice was particularly abnormal.

"I'll just ask." After thinking about it, You Mi then asked, "Then did you go to the toilet and didn't wash your hands?" ”

"There must be, there are no wonders in the world. After Ah San wiped the with his hands, he then ate the finger cake! Da Ou looked at You Mi with empty eyes, "I said sister, are you stimulated by something?" Isn't the sequelae of broken love not over? ”

"Drive well!" You Mi looked at Lin Shuang, who was lying in the back seat, unconscious, through the rearview mirror.

She thinks Lin Shuang is very good in all aspects, except for liking to be rude. And Lin Shuang seems to have a good impression of himself, do you want to try to date?

Da Ou helped Lin Shuang to the sofa in the office, covered him with a thin blanket, and then winked at You Mi, "Brother is going to put some water now, can you come?" Don't you want to know if I washed my hands after going to the toilet? ”

"Hold your head round and roll!" You Mi glanced at him.

You Mi sat next to Lin Shuang, waiting for him to wake up, while playing with his mobile phone.

"I'm eating hot pot with Brother Shuang tonight." Yumi sent me a text message.

“so？ Did you eat a spark? ”

"For the time being, I have it, but I can talk to him."

"Then try to get along."

"But ......"

"Shrimp?"

"After he went to the toilet tonight, it seems that Mu has washed his hands o(╯□╰)o"

"Well, you're still struggling with this."

"People are Virgos, o(* ̄) ̄*)o"

"Then you just ask him directly."

"How do you ask that?"

"Otherwise, when he goes to the bathroom, find a man he knows to follow up and see if he has washed his hands after urinating."

"You're so smart! Now I have two men (#^.^#) I know."

Lin Shuang woke up after sleeping until midnight, and when he woke up, he cried out that he was thirsty.

You Mi behaved very virtuously, pouring water and handing towels, which made Lin Shuang very embarrassed.

"Sister, I'm sorry, the amount of alcohol is not good, and I want you and your friends to take care of me." Lin Shuang scratched his head.

"It's okay, just meet a new friend. My name is Da Ou, I am one of the owners here, and I am also a good sister of Youmi. Da Ou stuck his head in.

"Hello Brother Ou, my name is Lin Shuang." Lin Shuang got up and held Da Ou's hand very enthusiastically.

Being held by Lin Shuang's hand, Da Ou actually blushed shamefully.

Da Ou, hold on, your boyfriend is still outside!

After Lin Shuang drank a few glasses of water, he asked where the toilet was and wanted to put the water.

When You Mi heard that Lin Shuang was going to pee, his eyes lit up, he pulled Da Ou aside, and whispered: "You accompany him in and see if he washes his hands after peeing." ”

"It's not good to peek at other people's toilets." Ohio frowned.

"It's just for you to see if he's washing his hands, not for you to stare at him to pee." Yumi shoved Daou and pushed him into the bathroom.

"You guys are really good, full of little fresh literary and artistic style, even the toilet is so small and fresh, I don't dare to pee too hard." Lin Shuang walked out and rubbed his hands.

"It's okay, it's okay, just sit down! By the way, if a man talks to you, you just say that you have a partner. We're a gay bar, you know. After Da Ou finished explaining to Lin Shuang, he pulled You Mi to a place where there was no one.

"I said sister, he really didn't wash his hands." "But does it matter?" ”

"Important!" Because Yumi is a Virgo.