Seeing Huzi enter the house, I finally breathed a sigh of relief. When I turned around, I saw Shizi standing in the moonlight and looking at me coldly, thinking that it was indeed a bit too much to involve him tonight, so I wanted to apologize, but before I could open my mouth, my stomach would be cramped. Then I remembered the cause of my exhaustion and exhaustion all night: hunger!

"Master," I asked, clutching my stomach, "do you have anything to eat?" ”

Probably seeing that something was wrong with me, Shizi asked, "Are you hungry?" ”

"Yes, the minions are not only hungry now, but they are starving to death." The feeling of hunger is really unbearable, and this is the culprit of my previous life, although I shouted for weight loss every day, but never implemented it: if I had to choose one or the other, I would rather roll around with food fat on the floor!

"Go back and let the kitchen do it!" My painful expression infected the son, and he was so merciful this time!

But wouldn't it take more than an hour to go back!? And you still have to climb the mountain, and the physical consumption will be extremely huge! Absolutely, definitely, for sure! "Thank you for the grace of the master, but the little one is really hungry and can't walk, if he climbs halfway up the mountain and faints, I am afraid that it will affect the son. Can you ......," I licked my lips, "and now let the minions go to the village to find something to eat?" ”

"Are you hungry?" Shizi looked at me suspiciously.

"Uh-huh!" My eyes were full of tears, and my vocal cords choked: "If you don't eat some more, I'm afraid the villain will never see the sun tomorrow." ”

"Then ......," he lowered his eyes and pondered, "you go, I'll go back first!" ”

"Good!" I replied happily. But looking at his departing figure, I suddenly felt uneasy in my heart. Oops! He can't go, with the nature of my road blindness, if I go back by myself, I'm afraid it will be written into a new version of "Wanderer"!

"Master, wait!" I hurried to catch up, "I've tired you tonight, I'll invite you to eat, and we'll go back together after eating." I smiled flatteringly.

"No!" He replied with a blank face.

"The slave is sincerely grateful, the master will give face!" Death won't let you go back, work hard......

"No, I don't." He was unwavering and unwavering.

"Master, do you want to see our master-servant relationship break down!?" If the soft doesn't work, the hard one will come.

"It's okay." He still looks calm and calm, and he has nothing to do with himself.

This cold-blooded animal! It seems that it is useless to move with affection, so let's know the righteousness: "Master, the sage said that you must have fun with the people, so that you can truly understand the feelings of the people." This village is also under the jurisdiction of the royal palace, shouldn't you take a look!? ”

"Not interested." He is really invulnerable, firewood and rice do not enter a good son, nothing can move him, if it is during the War of Resistance against Japan, I really have no doubt that he will become a heroic revolutionary martyr!

Seeing that he turned around and was about to leave, I grabbed him in a hurry. Time was pressed and I couldn't make up any reason, so I had to bite the bullet and say the truth: "Master, you can't go back!" If you're gone, the minions will definitely get lost and won't be able to go back. So ......"

"What you just said are all excuses?" The prince turned sideways, the green silk like ink danced lightly in the wind, and his long body stood upright like a fairy, and the beauty was like an illusion.

"It's not all an excuse, it's just not the main reason......" Seeing his amber eyes staring straight at me, my face suddenly turned red, and I lowered my head and muttered: "If you go, I will still really treat you......"

He didn't answer, just tugged at my sleeve. I didn't dare to let go and continue to hold on, for fear that as soon as I let go, he would abandon me.

"How do you walk with me? You don't want to go to the village anymore? His elegant voice rang out.

Hey? Village? I looked at him in disbelief: "Master! Would you like to go to the village with the minions!? ”

He frowned and lifted the sleeve that stuck to my octopus' clutches: "If you don't let go, you won't go!" ”

"Go! Go! I quickly let go of my fright, and said flatteringly: "Master, your great kindness today, the slave must remember it in his heart, and he will never forget it!" ”

"Well said." Shizi's eyes bent into a beautiful crescent moon, "Remember to repay it." ”

"Hmm......" I felt a chill down my spine, and a bad feeling came over me.

I came to the center of Lotus Village with Shizi, but I didn't expect to get a big surprise! There is a festival before the festival and even at night, a lively night market is held. I saw beautiful colorful lanterns dotted along the street, and the roadside was full of colorful stalls, and many vendors kept shouting, so as not to make noise.

"Ahh Eat, eat! I shouted excitedly, staring at the wonton noodle stall with drooling water.

I found a seat and sat down by myself, and shouted at the stall owner, "Boss, two bowls of wonton noodles!" ”

"You're going to eat this?" Shizi stood aside, clearly dissatisfied with my choice.

"Hmm!" I smiled at him and said, "Master, you don't know about this, in fact, most of the real food is hidden in this grassroots snack, if you don't eat it, how do you know if it's delicious?" ”

He didn't contradict me, but he didn't sit down either. Only then did I remember that when he was at Huzi's house just now, he had never sat down, and the tea had not been touched.

Yes! I understand!

I took out a sweat towel from my arms and spread it on the stool, I smiled at him proudly: "Master, this can barely be done, sit down first!" ”

He was stunned for a moment, looked at the sweat towel spread on the stool, then took out a hand towel from his sleeve, covered it with the sweat towel, and then sat down. The corners of my eyes twitched when I looked - this damn cleanliness is really not of average level!

"Two bowls of wonton noodles!" The boss snapped two bowls of steaming wonton noodles in front of us.

Looking at the mellow soup and white wonton noodles in the bowl, my index finger moved, and without saying a word, I stuffed a full pair of chopsticks in my mouth. Wow, it's smooth in the mouth, and it leaves a fragrance on the lips and teeth! With all the horsepower on my bowl of wonton noodles, I only went from the hungry ghost mode to a human being.

"Huh? Master, don't you eat? "I saw that the food in his bowl was untouched, and there was no trace of it having been eaten.

Ah, cleanliness! How did I forget this stubble again? Hehe, it's not that I don't invite you this time, it's that you don't eat it yourself, no wonder I! Waste is a crime, and as a good citizen, how can I know that I am breaking the law?

Picking up the bowl of fragrant wonton noodles and bringing it to me, I pretended to regret it: "Master, it's all because the slave has forgotten your usual habits, since you can't eat it, the slave will reluctantly eat it for you!" ”

Shizi narrowed his eyes, and a cold light flashed in his eyes: "Did I say I wouldn't eat it?" ”

"However, the minions have all finished eating, and you still haven't moved a single chopstick!" If you don't eat, you won't eat, what's hypocritical?!

"I'm just waiting for you to finish eating." He stretched out his white fingers and brought back the bowl of wonton noodles in front of me, "Seeing that Bajie is alive and everything is normal, I dare to eat it with confidence." ”

What the!? Is this guy afraid that people will poison me, so let me act as a guinea pig to test the poison!? This person is really vicious, my teeth clucked, "Master, you are really careful to sail the ship of ten thousand years." What if a minion is poisoned? ”

"Then I won't eat it." He gave me a scornful look, as if I had asked a super white question.

I'm dizzy! Of course I know you won't eat it!? I suppressed my anger and asked, "What I want to ask is, what do you think of me as a minion!?" ”

"You?" He thought for a moment: "The poison is so violent that you should be killed on the spot, if the medicine is slow and the treatment is timely, you may be saved." But......" He paused and looked around: "This village is relatively remote, the level of medical care is limited, you should still die!" ”

He said it lightly and relaxedly, but I was already angry, and I just wanted to turn my face in anger, but he stretched out his hand to me: "Bajie, go to the front store and buy me a pair of chopsticks!" ”

"If you want to eat, you can eat, if you don't eat, pull down!" I gritted my teeth and said, "A big man shouldn't be like a woman, mother-in-law, poor and exquisite!" ”

"Are you refusing?" You raised your eyebrows slightly, and asked with some displeasure.

"Don't dare! Minions just tell the truth. I sneered defiantly, "This is not the palace, you are too eye-catching, I am afraid that it will cause unnecessary trouble, and the villain is for your safety." ”

"It's okay," he leaned forward, his skin seemed to be broken by a fat blow, the bridge of his nose was straight, his sexy thin lips, and his amber glass eyes were extremely enchanting: "Even if someone is plotting against him...... Bajie, isn't it to repay the favor? Just a chance for you. ”

What a wickedness! My heart skipped a few beats, it was too dangerous to be so close, I just felt short of breath and my face was hot. Hurriedly jumped up from the stool: "The slave will buy chopsticks for the master." "The wind under my feet 'fled' and went to the store.

Calm down, be sober! Even if that person is hard to find and rare in the world! He's the son of the world! It's the devil who has a bad stomach and eats people without spitting out bones! You must not be fooled by his appearance and have another abnormal reaction like that!

I bought chopsticks and waited for myself to return to normal before I walked in the direction of the wonton stand. I didn't know that when I looked at it from afar, I saw that the stall was surrounded by a dense crowd of people, three layers inside and three layers outside. I was shocked and secretly screamed that it was not good! It's really not a good spirit, a bad spirit, right!? If something happened to that ancestor, I really wouldn't have enough lives to die!

ran to the stall with all his might, jumped left and right and squeezed in, only to find out how cruel the truth was!

"Childe, this is the slave's embroidered purse, please accept it with a face......

"Childe, the little girl's name is Yuxiu, she is sixteen years old, she is not married, I don't know where the son is? Is there a marriage contract? ”

“……”

I looked at the group of girls who were promoting themselves with black lines on my face, this is ...... Is there a live broadcast of a large-scale blind date show? The sweet and greasy tone, the scene of flattering eyes, the obsessive demeanor of a nymphomaniac, and the enthusiasm of pink......

I said that even if you look at demons, you don't have such a scary feeling!? What is this for?

"Bajie," Shizi obviously didn't have a good impression of these women's enthusiasm, he frowned deeply and said with a look of disgust: "Get rid of this group of people!" ”

Settle!!? I was dumbfounded: what do you want me to do with these crazy women who are as clingy as flies!? Am I a radar? How many pests die with a radar spray? Or do you think I'm Neo? Staged a real version of the hacker empire, one person can easily kick a hundred people away?

I'm just an ordinary person, I have a bitter face, I just wanted to admit to the prince that I was powerless, but I didn't expect the cold light in his eyes to gather, the lethality was comparable to a laser, and I was so stunned that I swallowed back the words to my mouth.

"Bajie! This is your chance to repay the favor! "The beautiful eyes of the prince are closed, and the eyelashes are like a fan." Don't let me down! ”

Oops! Every time he talks with his eyes closed, usually when he is in a very bad mood, if he doesn't do what he says...... The consequences are unimaginable!

I rolled my eyes and thought about it.

I sat on Shizi's lap, wrapped my hands around his neck, and said in a loud voice: "Childe~, why did the villain walk for a while, and there are so many nasty women surrounding you!" Don't you even look at your face? Everyone is back, why are they still standing here without interest? ”

Looking at my actions, I heard the crowd around me gasp neatly, and Shizi's whole body stiffened, and the coldness in his eyes was comparable to that of a Siberian cold storage!

I smiled slightly, and whispered in his ear: "Master, the slave is helping you solve this group of women, you have to cooperate!" ”

Seeing that the crowd of onlookers did not disperse, I decided to increase the drama and took out the chopsticks I bought and sandwiched a wonton and fed it to Shizi's mouth: "Baby, you are so annoying!" Why do you have to be fed by someone every time before you are willing to eat? Don't be angry, it's no better than at home, I can't feed you with my mouth," I pretended to be ashamed, "I'm embarrassed!" ”

Vomit~! Such disgusting words even make me sick to my stomach in my heart, I don't believe you women are still staying. Sure enough, I heard "disgusting", "dirty", and "so handsome, I actually engaged in short-sleeved!" "How do you have such a hobby!? What a human being is unseemly! ”…… Words like that came flooding the air, and the crowd dispersed as I expected.

I looked at the result with satisfaction, stood up proudly, and said to the prince: "Master, it's done, the slave has sent people away!" ”

"You're really good at it!" Shizi's face was pale, and a dark cloud shrouded him.

"Thank you for your master's appreciation," I took it for granted, "The slave remembers the teachings of the prince and always thinks about repaying his kindness, so in a hurry, he doesn't care about personal honor and disgrace, he only thinks about sacrificing his ego and protecting his master!" Don't feel burdened! If you really feel that you can't go, you can reward the slave with only one hundred and eighty taels of silver. "Hmph, you want me to repay the favor, right? I repay you like this, are you still satisfied? Let's see if you dare to mention it in the future!

"I want to kill you!" His white hand slapped on the table, and the green tendons protruded, and he sat there with a murderous spirit.

Feeling that he might be really angry, I couldn't help but examine myself. This time it's really too much fun, although there is no way to do it. But no matter what, I want him to be a pampered son, and I was dragged by me to walk the mountain road to visit the night market in the middle of the night, and I should really thank him.

I turned to the vendor and bought something, and walked back to him: "Master," I looked at him timidly, "don't be angry, the slave just did this out of desperation, not on purpose." ”

"You go away before I kill you!" He looked at me with a fierce look in his eyes.

"Master," I squatted down and looked at him sincerely, "The villain's actions just now are indeed inappropriate and ill-conceived. But please believe me, I really just wanted to solve the problem, and I didn't have the slightest intention of fixing your mind. In fact, you can accompany the slave to send the tiger home today, and then bring the slave to the village to eat, the villain is really grateful. I promise I won't you off again, okay? ”

took out the jujube paste yam cake he had just bought from behind him, and handed him a piece: "Master, you haven't eaten at night, eat some to pad your stomach." ”

He looked at the yam cake in my hand and didn't take it, and after being silent for a long time, he said, "I don't eat sweet!" ”

I forced my facial nerves to run away, and said in a low voice with a smile on my face: "Then what does the master want to eat?" Minions, go buy it! ”

Shizi thought for a while: "Let's go shopping first, and then decide!" ”