Finally, when I took the little tadpole to find my mother, I rushed into my mother's arms, but my mother looked at me with the eyes of "you are not my own".

"Ah Hua, what's wrong? Are you finally going to tell me where I came from? I asked, poking the swimming ring on my mother's belly.

"Are you hiding something from me?" My mother squinted at me, revealing an expression like Aunt Snow.

"Oh, I had a mediocre final exam and didn't get a scholarship." I answered truthfully.

"If it's not this, I'd be surprised if you got a scholarship." The mother is still cold.

"That's... It's gone. "I can't tell my mother that my boyfriend and I almost went off the rails when we were studying human anatomy.

"Really?" My mother looked at me with empty eyes, and I could see that goosebumps were popping up.

"Really, I use my dad's hairline as a guarantee, if I cheat Ah Hua about something, my dad's hairline will be higher than my aunt's hairline." I swear that wouldn't do such a thing.

Mom continued to look at me until my cold sweat soaked my underwear.

Then the mother immediately changed from Aunt Xue to Du Fei, sneakily closed the bedroom door, and then bowed her head in my ear and said; "Did your sister split her legs?"

"Huh?" I (ΩДΩ)

"You don't know?" Mother Lady [○・'Д ́・ ○]

"I don't know." Me (*❦ω❦)

"I really don't know?" Mother Lady [○・'Д ́・ ○]

"I don't know." Me (*❦ω❦)

"I was on the street that day and saw Yumi holding a man's hand. At first, I thought it was Fat Xiang, but when I looked closely, that person was much uglier than Fat Xiang! The mother looked sorry.

Since You Mi and Fat Xiang pretended to be a couple, Fat Xiang has been read by our whole family like a national treasure. Because his appearance is higher than that of a national treasure, he has won the favor of all the women in the family.

"Could it be that Fat Xiang is disfigured?" That's the first thing that came to my mind, but no, how could You Mi and Fat Xiang hold hands on the street, do you want to plant grassland on Da Ou's head?

Even if You Mi wants to, Fat Xiang won't agree, and You Mi doesn't bring a handle.

"Ah Hua, are you mistaken? Don't be a moving telephone pole that you think is a swimming meter. ”

"How is it possible, You Mi is a big one that I have seen since I was a child. Besides, in Sichuan C, how many beautiful telephone poles are there like Youmi? ”

"Well, there must be a demon when things go wrong, let me inquire about this matter, Ah Hua, don't worry, if You Mi really does something sorry for Fat Xiang, we will hold a family condemnation meeting and drown her with saliva."

Looks like I'm not going to be bored this(* ̄) ̄*)winter break

Good fate, You Mi and me.

"Be lenient in your confession." I put my hands on my chest and looked upright.

"Prison sitting." You Mi crossed Erlang's legs with a ruffian face.

"Tell me, who is that man? Ah Hua has discovered that your underground organization is about to be exposed. The corners of my mouth lifted slightly, and I looked at You Mi with a "you're dead" expression.

"Ah, your mom knows, how did she know?" You Mi looked nervous and leaned forward.

"Speak well and take your boobs off the table." I glanced across the Twin Peaks Plain.

After getting out of the twin peaks of Youmi, I slowly told the truth.

"She said she saw you holding hands on the street with a man who looked chubter and ugly than Xiang Xiang."

"Oh, I was bumped into." You Mi lowered his head and took a sip of coffee.

"Ah Hua has already given you a hat of splitting legs, so you don't want to explain?" Use a spoon to froze the milk foam on the top layer of the coffee.

"I have a boyfriend and we've been together for more than two months." You Mi told me about her and Song Xiaojian.

"Congratulations, I finally got a normal boyfriend." Although my mouth is very flat, my heart is already surging.

Youmi is finally wanted!

"But the problem is that I don't know how to tell my dad, you know he's already identified as Fat Xiang." You Mi frowned, after all, except for the fact that he likes to plant chrysanthemums, Fat Xiang is indeed a near-perfect boyfriend.

"Chuan C is so small, you can't stay at home every day, sooner or later you will be bumped into by those three aunts and six wives." Ah Hua, I'm sorry, I put you in the scope of three aunts and six women.

"What do you say?" Yumi pouted.

"You confessed to Fat Xiang first, and said that the two of you had broken up in November because you found that they were not suitable for each other. Then tell your dad that you have a new boyfriend, although not as handsome as Fat Xiang, but he is a people's policeman and treats you very well. "Instead of covering up, it's better to spread out.

"What if my dad can't accept Song Xiaojian? After all, there is Fat Xiang Zhuyu in front. "I knew that I should have let Da Ou pretend to be his boyfriend, and I regret it.

You Mi, it's unfair for you to think so, although he is a little limb and simple-minded, but he is also an excellent chrysanthemum grower!

"It's not your father who is in love, and besides, you and Song Xiaojian have only started now, and I don't know if he will be as cheap as his name. So, first tell your dad about the breakup with Fat Xiang, and then tell him about you and Song Xiaojian, as for when to take Song Xiaojian to meet his parents, that's a later story. "I, like Tang Xiaobai, am a crow's mouth.

"Yes, that's fine. I didn't want to take him to meet his parents so soon, in case we broke up one day, it wouldn't be to explain it to my dad again. You Mi felt that she was so tired, she was forced to go on a blind date when she didn't have a boyfriend, and now that she has a boyfriend, she doesn't dare to tell her parents.

Hehe, Youmi, isn't it because you're too much?

In "The Butterfly with Folded Wings", I met the legendary Song Xiaojian.

Although it can't be said to eat lotus root, it does have an ordinary appearance, except for the height, there is no place worthy of upstream rice.

Isn't You Mi a lot of strange things, so he lowered his standards for choosing a mate?

However, when I saw that Song Xiaojian was obedient and fond of You Mi, I saw You Mi's face blooming with a charming look like a delicate flower.

No wonder when I came back this time, I found that You Mi had become beautiful, and it turned out to be the nourishment of love.

It seems that a female man can't escape the tenderness of strangling you.

In such a comparison, I suddenly felt that my boyfriend who was a scholar was not as good as Song Xiaojian, at least not as considerate as Song Xiaojian.

As soon as you pouted her buttocks, Song Xiaojian knew that the toilet paper had been delivered.

Although Song Xiaojian is not as familiar as You Mi, it may be because of his profession, he is also quite talkative, and he has a wide range of knowledge, and he can talk about anything.

Together with Da Ou, he talked about housing prices and prices from the security of Sichuan C, and then talked about football and beer, and complained about the national football team by the way.

Da Ouyi was happy, patted his thigh and said, "We won't get drunk at night!" ”

Since being with Song Xiaojian, You Mi hasn't touched wine for a long time. So after seeing Fat Xiang and Da Ou move out a few boxes of cold beer, their eyes lit up.

You Mi, calm down, your boyfriend is still here!

Song Xiaojian didn't know the amount of wine You Mi, as a professional wife protector, seeing Da Ou and You Mi fighting wine, he naturally stepped forward to help You Mi block the wine.

"Officer Song, are you sure you want to help You Mi block the wine?" The big European thief smiled, and raised his eyebrows.

"Of course, come!" Song Xiaojian stood in front of You Mi, raised the wine bottle, and began to fight wine instead of You Mi and Da Ou.

"The amount of wine in Daou is very good." You Mi couldn't help but whisper next to Song Xiaojian to remind, in fact, I am better than him, she missed this sentence.

"It's okay, it's a big deal to get drunk and you resist me going back?" Song Xiaojian touched You Mi's face, looking doting.

"Come on, let's drink soda!" I handed you a bottle of soda and smiled evilly.

You Mi had no choice but to hold back her addiction to alcohol, watching Song Xiaojian and Da Ou drinking cold beer bottle by bottle, while she could only sip soda here.

"Officer Song, if you lose in our bar, you will be punished!" Da Ou felt that he could take revenge on his leg hair, although he couldn't take revenge on Youmi's body, but he could take revenge on her man's body.

"What punishment?" Song Xiaojian didn't twist either.

"Pluck your legs." Da Ou smiled sadly, "Whoever loses will pluck twenty leg hairs from his legs." ”

"Uh, okay." Song Xiaojian felt that this punishment was too strange, but he still agreed, and he couldn't admit it in front of his girlfriend's friends.

Song Xiaojian's alcohol consumption is still quite good, but it is still a lot worse than the big Obi. After drinking the two boxes of cold beer, Song Xiaojian's face turned red, and his hand holding the bottle began to tremble.

"Little brother can't do it, do you want to go on?" I leaned over to Yumi and muttered quietly.

"It's not yet time for my sister to come out." You Mi is very calm.

"Smack!" Song Xiaojian finally couldn't hold it anymore and fell headlong into the bar.

"Yo, it seems that Officer Song is no longer good, so what about plucking his legs? Hey, it looks like I'm the only one doing it. Da Ou smiled evilly, rubbing his hands, ready to move.

"I'll drink it for him." You Mi took the bottle that Song Xiaojian drank thirds of, and took a sip.

"Well, girl, that's not good." Ohio felt his leg hair protest.

"What's the matter, Brother Ou, are you afraid of losing to me?" You Mi looked defiant.

"Who... Who's afraid of whom! Unable to admit it, Da Ou gritted his teeth and began to fight with You Mi for a drink.

He felt that during this period of time, by competing with different people, his alcohol consumption should have increased greatly, even if he couldn't win Youmi, he wouldn't lose.

"I'll drink a case first, and then we'll compare, so it's fairer." You Mi's words surprised countless applause and exclamations.

"Sister, you can do it!"

"Drink Daou down!"

"I'm optimistic about you!"

The noise also woke up Song Xiaojian, who had fallen asleep, and he looked at You Mi, watching You Mi pour cold beer bottle after bottle, as if he was drinking water instead of wine.

In a trance, he seemed to see a pale yellow halo on You Mi's body, enveloping You Mi in the middle, making her more and more hazy and soft......

Of course, You Mi, who was not drunk in a thousand cups, still drank Daou down.

Da Ou opened his trouser legs, trembling his hands in the midst of everyone's coaxing, and plucked his leg hair one by one.

"Ouch!" Da Ou shouted and regretted at the same time: Why is he so cheap, he has to say twenty, ten is fine.

Song Xiaojian, who was lying on the bar, watched Da Ou grit his teeth and pluck his leg hair one by one, and instantly felt that the chrysanthemum was tight.

Fortunately, You Mi resisted him, otherwise it must be himself who is calling for leg hair now. I didn't expect that You Mi's alcohol consumption is so good, she is really an all-round girlfriend.

After closing the store, Fat Xiang drove and took You Mi and me to send Song Xiaojian home.

You Mi offered to stay and take care of Song Xiaojian, and asked Fat Xiang to send me home first.

Hearing the sound of the door closing, Song Xiaojian hugged You Mi and pressed her on the bed.

"Honey, how is the amount of alcohol so good?" Song Xiaojian spat at You Mi's face, making You Mi itchy and hot.

"I'm not drunk with a thousand cups." Yumi is slightly tilted.

"Why haven't I heard of you?" Song Xiaojian buried his head in You Mi's neck socket.

"You didn't ask, besides, who has nothing to do and tells people everywhere that they are not drunk, hurry up, I'm going back." You Mi pushed Song Xiaojian.

"Don't... People are drunk, you accompany me. Song Xiaojian hugged You Mi to death.

"A drunk person will not say that he is drunk, only a person who pretends to be drunk will say that he is drunk." Yumi struggled.

In this way, the two were messing around in bed, and it was not until Song Xiaojian fell asleep that You Mi quietly left.

In the car, I asked Fat Xiang what he thought of Song Xiaojian, after all, Brother Xiang read countless men.

"It's good." Fat Xiang was concise and to the point.

"Not telling the truth."

"Well, how can I say it, there is nothing wrong with him, after all, he is a people's policeman, and he is engaged in criminal investigation." Fat Xiang swallowed and vomited.

"What's the problem?" I asked the key.

"Feel, feel like he's got some secrets?" Fat Xiang always felt that Song Xiaojian had an unknown side.

"Could it be that he is also a chrysanthemum lover?" I looked horrified and began to light a candle in my heart for Yumi.

"It's not! It's just some feelings, maybe I'm thinking too much. But seeing that he is very good to your sister, don't worry, your sister knows it herself. "Fat Xiang has a more accurate sixth sense than a woman, of course, this is a later story.