I returned home in despair, and found that the big rooster that Huang Tianchou brought back had been washed and cleaned, and was pressed on the balcony by my father, and I took a hair dryer to blow it.

I was stunned and asked my dad what he was doing. My dad told me that the chicken was afraid of lice and cleaned it up.

Ouch, I'm going, it's really going to be a dog! I was just about to leave from the balcony, when I turned around and casually swept the corner of the balcony and saw an empty cage, one meter square, I pointed to the cage and asked my father, "Is this its nest?" ”

My dad nodded: "I just bought it, and I haven't renovated it yet." ”

"Renovation?" My eyes widened: "What are you pretending to repair?" ”

"There's a sand table down there to take the poop. I bought a dog cage, and I had to stick two sticks in it and set it up. My dad pointed to the cage and said, "I have to get a visor on it, here is the water bowl, here is the food bowl, the canteen, the toilet and the bedroom are all available, what do you think?" ”

I wordlessly stretched out my thumb and said to my dad, "It's yours!" ”

My dad smiled proudly, pulled out a dog leash from his waist, and said to me: "Look at this, the youngest one, I'm going to take it out for a walk after I'm mature, your mother said I was mentally ill." ”

I swallowed a mouthful of spit, which was a bit of a mental abnormality.

Huang Tianchou sighed beside me and said to me, "This chicken is going to be wasted!" ”

"What's wrong?" I was puzzled and asked him: "My dad has been serving like this, and he didn't say that he wanted to kill and eat meat, why should he waste it?" ”

"Can a tiger in a zoo be the same as a bear in the mountains?" Huang Tianchou asked me rhetorically.

When I think about it, this isn't an animal in the first place, right?! But I understand Huang Tianchou's spirit, he is worried that this chicken will be cultivated in this way, but I can't suggest to my father that the house is full of centipedes, scorpions, and big spiders, right? Then this chicken is not wasted, our whole family is wasted.

So I asked Huang Tianchou: "Then what do you say?" Come up with some creative ideas, don't talk nonsense! ”

"Let's mix two pots when feeding." Huang Tianchou said: "Wine is the essence of food......

"The more you drink, the younger you get?" I continued.

Huang Tianchou glared at me: "The more you drink, the more nervous you are!" In this way, it can continue to maintain pure yang energy, and again, when you drink too much, your dad may go crazy when he leads it down, and if he encounters several opponents of the same level, then its wildness will be stimulated at all times, so that it will become a waste. ”

"You've got it!" I said to Huang Tianchou: "There are three or four big dogs downstairs in my house, and there is an extremely ferocious Chihuahua, this chicken goes down, it's good not to be torn alive by them, I have to tell my dad that he can't go out to walk the chicken, it's easy to not be able to bring it back." ”

"Don't mind!" Huang Tianchou said: "Do you have a little confidence in it?" As long as your dad doesn't pull the bias, this ** ......"

"Don't swear!" I glared at Huang Tianchou.

"This chicken! As long as your dad doesn't pull the sidelines, this chicken can't lose. Huang Tianchou said angrily: "When I was in the mountains, this chicken was not as simple as meeting a domestic pet. To grow such a big man, it was killed by nine deaths. ”

"I don't think so, if you can't beat it and fly into the tree, won't it end?" I smiled and said to Huang Tianchou: "Look at those two big arms, they are energetic when you look at them!" ”

"Cut, believe it or not." Huang Tianchou snorted coldly: "These two big arms are really strong, Xiao Jingba can have a concussion after taking a hit." Try it if you don't believe me! ”

I'm a little skeptical, this chicken is so fierce, it can be pressed so hard by my dad? Give people a blow pick?

However, out of caution, I still reminded my father: "If you want to walk the chicken, you can be prepared to see who is not pleasing to the eye. ”

"Don't worry." My dad flipped up his wings and blew on his armpits, saying, "If it's so fierce, I'll stop taking it around the neighborhood and I'll go to the park!" ”

"Why?" I asked, puzzled.

"It's hard to start with the neighborhood, I'll go to the park to fight dogs!" My dad said with a smile.

I went, he really has a "commotion" heart!

During the meal, I told them about the arrangements for the sixth day of the sixth month of June, and they didn't say anything about setting up the altar again, but the specific location is a little difficult, and it can't be in the community, right? Without anyone else, the security guards cleared out.

It's not like when I was a child, I had a single house and could toss as much as I wanted, which was so scary in the community, it was really easy to get into trouble.

After researching for a long time, I didn't come up with a good place, so I had to ask Huang Tianchou again to see if he had any compromises.

Huang Tianchou said that he couldn't settle down on this matter, and he had to go back to the mountain to ask. I nodded and asked him, "When will you be back?" ”

"Definitely coming back before dinner." Huang Tianchou said with a grin.

"Then hurry up!" I said to Huang Tianchou: "Help you succeed!" ”

"Don't worry." Huang Tianchou arched his hand at me: "I will go up the mountain to say good deeds, and go back to the camp to be auspicious!" ”

Seeing Huang Tianchou turn into a white light and disappear, I turned my head and said to my father, "Don't worry about the location, I'll let Lao Xian'er choose it herself." Wherever they choose, they can at least be sure that they won't get into trouble. ”

My mother asked me a little uneasy, "Jinzi, do you need to find someone to help you take a look?" Your grandfather said that he wanted to lead the way for you, but you still didn't do it, do you use the two gods he found for you? ”

"No!" I told my mom with great certainty, "My grandfather hasn't figured out his own affairs yet, so don't let him worry about me." He's still thinking about making money from you. ”

"Don't talk nonsense!" My mom glared at me and said.

I smiled and asked my mother, "Then my grandfather didn't mention the price of the two gods?" ”

"Anyway, isn't that normal?" My mother said, "The two gods you are looking for can move the pole for you?" ”

"Don't worry about it, when the time comes, I will arrange the two gods myself, and I can't take over the two gods like a fairy." I said with a smile.

When my mother heard me say this, she had to stop talking.

I actually said this to stop her mouth and not want to hear her say how my grandfather was. After all, there is only Hu Feixue left by her side, and if she goes crazy, there is no one who can stop her.

After eating, my father threw me a thousand yuan, saying that it was for me to set up an altar, and I would solve it myself if I could buy it with money, and then tell him if I couldn't buy it with money.

"Okay, I got it!" I winked at my dad, "Thank you, dad!" ”

My dad hesitated for a moment and smiled evilly at me, "Well, I still have something to discuss with you." ”

My dad never had anything to discuss with me, so I was a little uncomfortable with him coming coldly all of a sudden, so I quickly sat up from the bed and asked him, "What's the matter?" ”

"You know, your mother is timid, so she ......" my dad smiled at me, "You understand, right?" ”

"What do I understand?" My second monk asked my father at a loss: "Are you worried that I will put the hall at home?" ”

"That's a later story, let's take care of the front first." My dad said to me, "Look, why don't we change the room?" Are you going to sleep in our bedroom? ”

I was stunned for a moment, and suddenly reacted, they were scared by Hu Feixue! The 3D big fox head that Hu Feixue showed on the wall this morning is even hairy to me, not to mention my dad and them.

I smiled and said to my dad, "Don't be afraid, you two are actually just showing you a picture, and no one will go to your house!" Where I am, where they are, right next to you right now! ”

My dad's eyes widened and he asked me, "Where is it?" Is it on my left? ”

I nodded, "Just to your left." ”

My dad touched his arm and said to himself, "No wonder the cold hair on my left arm stands up......

"Then are you still tossing?" I asked.

My dad nodded: "Should I toss or have to toss, your mother is scared when she looks at that wall." ”

I turned my head and asked Hu Feixue attentively: "Sister Xue, what's wrong?" To change or not to change? ”

"Of course it can't be changed." Hu Feixue said: "The east house is the master bedroom, and you are not the head of the family, and it is not good for your whole family to live in the master bedroom." You tell your dad that your mom is a little scared. It doesn't matter, let her sleep at noon, and I'll just circle her soul to her. Now those two souls are still in the master bedroom, and they are fine if they don't go out. ”

I relayed the original words to my dad, and added by the way: "If you wake up at noon, then change the room in the afternoon, okay?" ”

My dad thought about it, but it could be done, otherwise the two houses would be tossed, and a lot of things would have to be done, and the amount of work would be too large.

He turned and went out. I didn't feel it at all, and asked Hu Feixue: "Sister Xue, if I set up a hall in the future, won't all the soldiers and horses at our hall eat and live in my house, right?" ”

"And where do you let them go?" Hu Feixue asked me rhetorically: "But it's all in the hall, and I don't just wander around your house." People in this part of your house still feel suffocated. ”

I scratched my head and smiled: "I'm just afraid that when the time comes, I will have a meeting with the gods in my house." ”

"That's not Tangkou, that's Qiu Xian'er, woe to your family." Hu Feixue said: "Even in the hall, there is not always a Yuan Shen body, just a trace of the Yuan Spirit is left on it, something will come in an instant, and everyone is practicing when there is nothing to do, so you don't have to worry." ”

"Oh! So why did Qingru go? I asked Hu Feixue: "Why didn't it happen in the morning?" I ran to seal the hall and didn't say a word, but it was okay for me to be sudden. ”

"She is different from me and Tianchou, you are busy with this period and have to go out to practice, so her pressure is greater than ours." Hu Feixue said: "There is a protector of a land realm, and there is an indigenous primordial immortal of a realm, we will inevitably have to deal with it in the future. I'm okay with Tianchou gags, it's okay to meet the true god, Qingru has had adventures, her skills are strong, and she will be the main beam as a talisman in the future, so she is going back to assault training during this time to prepare for the future. ”