"I ...... I'm eating, what's wrong? I listened to Fang Gang's tone a little anxious, and I couldn't help but wonder what he was looking for me.

Fang Gang let out an "oh" and said, "Where are you eating?" I'll go over ......."

"This ......" I looked at Jin Ying and my parents, lowered my voice and said to Fang Gang, "Why don't I invite you another day?" It's a bit inconvenient today! ”

Fang Gang blurted out to me, "Your aunt is here?" ”

"Your great aunt!" I raised my voice a little bit, causing my mother to stare at me, I covered the phone with my hand and said to Fang Gang: "I have guests here today, family dinner, what are you doing here?" ”

"Then tell me if you're going to set up a church tonight!" Fang Gang asked straight to the point.

"How do you know?" I asked him in surprise, "Who told you?" ”

Fang Gang smiled "hehe" and said, "You don't care about this, tell me what time it starts, and where it will happen." I'm going to watch the ceremony! ”

"You're here too?" I asked Fang Gang, "When did you become so trustworthy?" ”

Fang Gang didn't see anything but said to me: "Don't talk nonsense, where is it?" ”

"Then you wait a minute, I'll tell you when I'm done." With that, I hung up the phone.

My mom frowned and asked me who I was talking to, but I didn't say a word about it.

I smiled and said it was my friend, then I turned to Jin Ying and asked her, "Jin Ying, I have a friend who wants to come to watch the ceremony, look at this...... Is it convenient or not? ”

"It's not inconvenient, as long as he doesn't believe in Christianity, he can come." Jin Ying said with a smile: "If it is a believer who believes in God, let him stop coming to join in the fun as soon as possible, it is easy to get into trouble." ”

Faith in Jesus? Fang Gang doesn't seem to be. But he did embark on this "road of no return".

I really don't know what he believes. So I dialed Fang Gang back again.

As soon as the phone rang, Fang Gang couldn't wait to pick up the phone: "Hey, where is it?" ”

"I'll talk about it later, I'll ask you something about it first." I said to Fang Gang, "What do you believe? ”

Fang Gang was stunned for a moment and asked me, "What do I believe?" I believe everything, what's wrong? ”

"Phew, I can't help it when I hear it." I asked again, "Tell me if you're a Christian or a Catholic!" ”

"I thought, who's going to bring me into the club?" Fang Gang said: "My master practiced ancient Hindu Buddhism, but he was not a Brahman. ”

I rub, how did a Brahmin and ancient Hinduism come out again? I had no choice but to press the microphone with my hand, turn my head and ask Jin Ying, "Jin Ying, a Brahmin auditor and a practitioner of ancient Hindu teachings, does this identity affect us?" ”

"You can be friends without bragging." Jin Ying rolled her eyes and said, "That is, under the guise of others, I don't know what tricks to use." If your friend really says that, then he is not a believer in God, and you can let him come and join in the fun. ”

I'm a little reluctant, I think this is my personal **, and Fang Gang is also a gentleman's friend, I don't have any taste, and I can't let him come over to see my liveliness.

Jin Ying saw my concerns very sensitively, smiled and comforted me: "Today is a good day, the purpose of your immortal family is to go out of the ancient cave and become famous all over the world, just because you don't like the excitement doesn't mean they don't like it." If this had been left in the past, the neighbors, relatives and friends would have come to watch the ceremony. Just like the opening ceremony, there has to be a popularity, which is a good thing! ”

"Alright then!" I nodded, removed my hand from the microphone, and said to Fang Gang, "Why don't you come over and have some food?" ”

"Okay, I didn't get dinner anyway." Fang Gang is not polite.

"Then come over quickly, Hongqi Village Hotel, the name of the single room is a red heart to the sun." After speaking, I put the phone down and began to ponder, how did Fang Gang know my day? I don't remember mentioning it to him?

Fang Gang's speed was also fast, and as soon as the dishes were served, he swaggered in behind the waiter.

I didn't see anything but said hello to my parents and introduced myself: "Hello uncle and aunt, I'm a friend of Brother Shui." ”

My dad hurriedly greeted: "Okay, it's just time that the dishes are ready, sit down and eat!" ”

Fang Gang sat next to me and said hello to Jin Ying through me: "Hello beauty, my name is Fang Gang!" ”

"Hello!" Jin Ying nodded at him and smiled.

"Hey, didn't you look at me? Don't say hello to me either? I looked at Fang Gang dissatisfied.

Fang Gang picked up the chopsticks and ate a large mouthful of food, and waved his hand at me: "My own people, what are you polite, eat vegetables!" Huh? Why is there no wine? ”

My dad's expression suddenly looked a little strange, he glanced at me, and seemed to complain about how I recruited such a familiar friend, and then he had to squeeze out a smile and say to Fang Gang: "There are special circumstances tonight, so I won't drink." If you want to drink it, young man, can I order you some beer? ”

Fang Gang waved his hand and said to my father: "Uncle, you misunderstood, I don't drink a drop of wine, what I'm talking about is why I didn't serve wine to Brother Shui." It's because of the special circumstances tonight that I have to drink. And beer is not good, old pee, if you want to drink it, you have to drink white, and those below 50 degrees are not sincere! ”

My dad's face suddenly became ugly, and I also felt a little embarrassed, why is this Fang Gang talking nonsense?

Before I could stop him, he turned to Jin Ying and said, "Beauty, did you say?" ”

I thought Jin Ying would refute, but unexpectedly, Jin Ying nodded: "I really should drink some, they let me drink it before I went out, but I am allergic to alcohol, so I didn't drink it." If you can drink some, don't get drunk, it's best to be dizzy. ”

My dad asked Jin Ying puzzled, "Why is this?" ”

Jin Ying explained: "In this way, the old fairy can pounce on her body with the strength of wine, and her dizzy state is easy to tie up, and if she is too sober, she will not succeed." ”

I smacked my lips and asked Jin Ying, "Is this taking advantage of the drunkenness to get me?" ”

"Say what?" My mom glared at me and yelled.

I stuck out my tongue, and I got a little carried away before I drank it.

Fang Gang explained to my mother with a smile on the side: "He has always been so unsix, today this is to say bald......"

I glared back at Fang Gang and asked him, "What do you mean by being so tight?" Let's talk about how you know I'm going to set up a church today, not to mention that it's not over with you. I can't let an unknown spy break into my party. I'm not doing a monkey here. Even if it's a monkey, you should buy a ticket, right? ”

"Look at your little eyes!" Fang Gang smiled and said to me: "I wonder if I want to pit you all day long?" Whether the grievances and hatreds between the two of us can really disappear, my heart for you can be seen by the sun and the moon! ”

"I told you that the is dead, why are you still stalking?" I glanced at Fang Gang and said to him: "Now it's not me who thinks about you suffocating me, it's that you yourself don't know where you came from." I've done this work of secrecy at home, where do you get the wind from? Tell me about it? ”

Before Fang Gang could speak, my mother asked me in the wind opposite me, "What do you mean by?" ”

My head buzzed all of a sudden, why hasn't this door been closed today?!

Fang Gang looked at me with a smug face, and said with a smile: "It seems that if I don't say that you can't stop eating this meal today, then tell you." I'm here to step on something......"

"What?!" I raised my head suddenly, stared at Fang Gang, and asked, "You really have a problem, what are you stepping on?" ”

"What's the excitement?" Fang Gang smiled and said, "The Sanhai Gang you are looking for is a guitarist in the Biger Very High Band, right?" ”

"The Biger is very tall band?" I frowned: "I haven't heard of it, but it seems that he really plays the guitar." Why, do you know? ”

Fang Gang nodded: "That's my buddy, he called me today, said he was coming here to pick up a job, and asked me about the route." I casually asked who was going to set up a church, and I was happy when I mentioned your name. This is not an outsider! As soon as he heard that we were also friends, he asked me to come over and step on it first, so that he would not be able to find a place and delay time. Are you satisfied with the answer? ”

I clapped my hands and exclaimed, "I'm rubbing, that's clever!" ”

"Ahem!" My mom made a move at me and glared at me: "Speak well, what's on your mouth?!" ”

I've completely subverted my image of a good baby in my mother's mind today...... Is this because of an out-of-control behavior caused by being overly emotional? I think so!

Fang Gang beckoned the waiter to serve liquor and said to me: "Actually, you have to thank me today!" ”

"Thank you for what?" I asked Fang Gang with my eyes open, "Thank you for coming to eat?" ”

"Cut, if I tell you why you should thank me, you'll have to set up a new table for me." Fang Gang said angrily: "Do you know what day it is today? ”

"What happened to the day I was out of the horse?" I asked.

Fang Gang sneered and said, "Today is 258, presumably you inquired before you contacted Lao Ma, today is the day when the vest is resting." He normally doesn't take on work at 258......"

"You have to pay for the job, right?" I said to Fang Gang: "I know this, and he said that he is not going to add money today." What you want to say is that he won't add money to your face, then you can rest, we have reached an agreement before this. ”

Fang Gang shook his chopsticks at me and said with a smile: "It really has nothing to do with me that he doesn't add money, but there is something greasy behind his lack of money!" You don't know. ”

"What's the grudge?" Jin Ying listened for a long time and finally heard the question she cared about, and interjected to ask.

Fang Gang said with a smile: "Originally, the vest was not going to play the drum today, so he didn't add money!" ”

"Don't move the drums?" Jin Ying frowned and asked Fang Gang, "Then why do you invite God?" ”

Fang Gang laughed "haha": "Guitar! ”