Yun Yao Wang V.
The grandmother in the mountains, who looked like her father-in-law, invited Shuilian and them into the house to talk, and the house was full of messy things and some tattered sundries.
"You're welcome, sit down!" Grandma Shenshan warmly beckoned them to sit down, and sat on the bed with a peculiar smell, holding the glazed-eyed chicken in her arms.
In fact, there was no room to settle down in the house, let alone find a comfortable place to sit down, so they had to do it themselves and remove the clutter and clean up the place. However, after cleaning up, I found that there were no stools or anything like that in the house, so I simply stood in a row facing my grandmother.
The grandmother in the mountains stroked the head of the chicken, and everyone was secretly slandering to themselves, how much this grandmother who is difficult to distinguish between male and female loves that chicken. However, people are happy to keep chickens as pets, who can manage it!
"Eight-faced Spider ......" Grandma Shenshan mentioned this goblin, narrowing her eyes slightly, as if trying to find something worthy of praise from his bad deeds. It's a pity that grandma thought about it for a long time, but she couldn't think of a good thing.
"When this spider attracted attention, he had already done a lot of immoral things, and he didn't know what kind of evil spirit he was in his previous life, maybe he was a notorious person! It stands to reason that the spider spirit is not the most lustful, but he is a hungry ghost in the color, ruining countless ghosts, pitying those ghosts that no one cares about, hoping to come to the region to be reincarnated, but in the end they all became the food of spiders. ”
Grandma Shenshan shook her head, "The eight-faced spider is too ambitious, he does evil under the nose of the king of Hades, and after his spiritual power skyrockets, he oppresses other little ghosts and demons, he really shouldn't be!" Now that his evil deeds have alarmed the Void Realm, this can be regarded as a multi-act injustice and will kill himself! Speaking of which, his biggest mistake was to harm the world, if he had stayed at the border with his tail between his legs, maybe he wouldn't have summoned the killer so quickly. ”
Hearing her babbling so much, Shuilian couldn't hold back her anger anymore, "Grandma, do you know where his nest is?" ”
"I don't know." Grandma Fukayama replied honestly.
Shui Lian was stunned, "You don't know? But we must find him as soon as possible, lest he do it again. ”
"That said, we thought you knew before we came to you, otherwise who would want to make this trip!" Sanbu was speechless, stretched out one foot to the door, and couldn't wait to shake his hand and leave.
"And who else knows? With such a big border, where do we go to find it? Changqing was also depressed.
"I don't know where his nest is, but I know how to find him." Grandma Shenshan rolled her eyes, "Little girl, you are begging me to do something now, what are you urging, and you still look impatient." ”
Shui Lian smiled helplessly, "Okay, please tell us what to do." ”
"It's easy!" Grandma Shenshan raised her eyes to look at the ancient and modern who had been silent, "I think this young man can do it, he is the key to you finding the eight-faced spider." ”
Everyone's eyes stared at the ancient and modern, seeing that he was uncomfortable, and glanced at the yin and yang strange grandmother in the mountains, "What's the matter with me, I'm not a bird." ”
"I know you're a fox." Grandma Shenshan didn't care about his arrogant attitude, and still smiled like a flower, "Such a good-looking fox, grandma and I still see it for the first time in my life, it is worthy of coming from the empty realm, it is different from the wild fox here ...... ours, it exudes a noble temperament, and I can't smell the squeamishness, the smell is ."
"Ahem...... cough cough ...... "Sanbu coughed hard, reminding the deep mountain grandmother not to stimulate the trance of the past and the present.
"Ahem......" Changqing's cough was not pretended, she didn't expect Grandma Shenshan to be so tasteful.
Gu Jin's face became ugly, he was a dignified fox patriarch, and he couldn't go with these border beasts, if it weren't for the Nine Heavens King's order, he wouldn't have come to such a filthy place. Unexpectedly, the deep mountain grandmother in front of him who is like a flower child dares to scold him to his face, the uncle can bear it and the aunt can't bear it, if he can swallow this breath alive, he won't be called pouring the past and the present.
Grandma Shenshan continued without fear of death, "The eight-faced spider is a veritable lewd thief, he likes good-looking girls, if he meets a superb beauty, he even loses his soul, even if he knows that he is dead, he has to enjoy a handful of beautiful blessings first." ”
San Buliu saw that the patience of the past and the present had reached the limit, and hurriedly acted as a peacemaker, "That, grandma, I'm afraid you're wrong, our patriarch is a man, not a girl." ”
"Ahem, what does it matter, the fox is both male and female, it all depends on whether he wants it or not. Besides, who can tell if he looks like this, that spider's head grows underneath, and there is only beauty in his eyes, and it is easy to deceive him. The more Grandma Shenshan spoke, the more explicit it it became, "That evil beast is dissatisfied, and he will spoil at least eight girls every night, even if one of them is pretending, he doesn't have time to verify his identity." When your people are taken captive to the lair, won't you know where they are? ”
"It doesn't work." In order to maintain the face of the past and the present, and also to prevent a vicious fight, Shuilian hurriedly rejected her suggestion, "Grandma, it's better to think of another way!" ”
Grandma Shenshan didn't realize that there was something wrong with what she said, and asked inexplicably, "What else are you not satisfied with?" I'm working on this to make sure you find him as quickly as possible. It's not really ruined, what's there to be afraid of? You demon hunters, don't have the ability to dare to come to such a smoky place? It's really, what's awkward, just pretending! ”
"Enough, you old goblin!" He was so angry that his lungs were about to explode, and he raised his sleeves and waved out a spiritual light, which made the expressionless chicken pet cluck in fright and flew out of his grandmother's arms.
Grandma Shenshan tilted her head, and a fist-sized hole was drilled into the wall behind her, emitting black smoke and emitting an unpleasant smell of burning.
"I said, it's not good for the young man to have such a bad temper, grandma and I are kind enough to help you, if you don't listen, forget it, and hurt people. This is really good intentions and no good returns, no wonder people say that good people don't live long. Grandma Shenshan's eyes sank, and her already terrifying face looked even more terrifying.
"Don't, don't, everyone has something to say......" San Buliu couldn't estimate how deep the skill of this grandmother in front of him was, and he didn't want to cause any more trouble, "He's a person, he doesn't know things, and he is easy to be impulsive when he is young." In fact, grandma, you can't blame him for this, you think, who wants to be a good man to pretend to be a woman, and he has to be taken advantage of by a thief. ”
"Grandma, don't be angry, after all, we are new to the border, and we are not familiar with the situation at the border, so there is always something wrong with such a risky method." Shui Lian also followed and persuaded, "We have no intention of offending grandma, and please think about us." ”
Changqing caught the frightened chicken back and handed it to Grandma Shenshan, and said stiffly, "Please don't be angry." ”
Grandma Shenshan took the chicken pet back into her arms, her anger was slightly calmed down, she glanced at the twenty-five or eighty-thousand, and sneered, "In addition to the method I helped you think of, if you want to catch the eight-sided spider, I'm afraid it's more difficult than climbing to the sky!" Don't forget, this is the border, and it's a lot more complicated than you might think. ”
Gu Jin's eyes widened, and he was about to raise his hand to give him a moment, but he was pulled by Changqing. Grandma Shenshan snorted, put on an expression of "forgive you and don't dare", and raised Erlang's legs and said proudly, "I want the eight-faced spider to cultivate in this mountain back then, and do all the bad things that people and gods are angry, if it weren't for grandma and me, he would still be reluctant to get out!" ”
San Buliu was stunned for a moment, and humbly asked for advice, "I don't know what tricks grandma used back then?" ”
"That's what I taught you, Seduction!" Grandma Shenshan smiled brightly, and the others trembled when they saw it.
"You mean, back then, you seduced the eight-faced spider?" Sanbuliu's head was short-circuited, "Didn't you say that he only has beauty in his eyes, and he can't tell the difference between southeast and northwest when he meets the best beauty?" ”
"Yes, I'm the best, otherwise how would he have been hit." Grandma Shenshan is full of confidence, and people can't believe it.
Sanbuliu feels that the whole world is spinning, if it is according to her logic, the person who should go out to seduce is not the past and the present, but him.
"Grandma said that he spoiled eight women every day, why did it have to be eight?" Shuilian wanted to find a favorable clue from the bunch of words she said.
"Then let me ask you, how many legs does a spider have?" Grandma Fukayama asked.
"Hachijo!" Water lotus didn't know what it had to do with it.
"That's right." Grandma Shenshan smiled mysteriously, "That evil animal cultivates the most obscene kung fu, and each of his legs has spirituality, which is enough to control a woman." ”
Before Shui Lian could understand too much, Sanbuliu's face was already red, and after being silent for a long time, she sighed, "Why was I not born a spider?" ”
"That's enough, if you want to become a spider spirit, let you go out and be bait, so you don't have to be envious and jealous." Changqing angrily pushed away Sanbuliu, complaining in his mouth, "Men don't have a good thing." ”
"It's just you." Third, do not stay, not to be outdone.
Grandma Shenshan looked impatient, "You have time to quarrel here, why don't you go out and try your luck, maybe you can really meet that evil animal." ”
As she spoke, she looked at Shuilian and Changqing, "Aren't there ready-made women, since they are all demon hunters, what else is there to be afraid of." ”
"Grandma, that's not what I said." San Buliu was a little frustrated, "Who wants to be an innocent woman to have anything to do with that kind of thing, I think, it's better for me to try my luck!" ”
"As you please." Grandma Shenshan patted the chicken's head and made a gesture of please, "Let's go, I don't have a better idea, you ask for more blessings." If you catch that evil animal this time, don't show mercy to your subordinates and avenge those innocent women who died. ”
"Of course, we won't spare him." Sanbuliu patted his chest and assured, although he didn't yet know how terrible the enemy he was about to face.
Grandma Shenshan stopped talking, closed her eyes and nodded, signaling them to leave quickly.
Shuilian and the others left with interest, and the news they got from Grandma Shenshan didn't seem to be of much help. The eight-faced spider's lair is a secret, but it may not be difficult to find him.